Act 4: Madame Butterfly Set in Medieval Times
Dave Daniels of Cabin Cove
together? Are they run amock under the quilt of gold and silver? Is there a
mystery afoot?
Stay tuned for these and other answers.....
Dave the Gallant
Butterfly <butt...@bak.rr.com> wrote in message
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> Upon hearing the Stable Boys screaming , we hear much more clanging and
> clattering and from both the right and left entrances come the Knights
> in their rather battered armour.......Swords at the ready.
> Can this be Sir Scott? (Aside: remember we are in the times of Magical
> Chocolates)
> Did RHLadyCD only think she said "Axeman off with his head" ?
> Can this be Dave the Gallant?
> And the other 2 Knights behind them.... rather petite for being
> Knights..which Kingdom are they from?
> Will Yvonne (Wattle Bush from OZ) be taken away?
> What is that which is wrapped around the mere babe--that which is shiny
> like gold or silver?
> Has the spell been broken?
> Will the Troll fromYonder Bridges be found out?
>
> Butterfly (of the Gossamer Wings)
>
>
>
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>
ConnieD
dost test my temper with thy deliberateth mis-information. Thou shouldst be
making amends to the true love of thy life, ME. RHLadyCD, she who stole from
her husband to ensureth that we shalleth together become one in our
retirement. Thee who will not acknowledge thy quads dost thou think I can
forgive so easily the way thou hast dismissith moi and thy offspring.
Hrmmmmppppppphhhhhhhh RHLadyCD.
P.S. I ain't that fussed on the cheap gold thread you lot used on this
quilt..... Director of this play,......I DEMAND a better quality or else I
ain't playing
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Butterfly
petite Knight drops the sword and rescues the babe.
Trumpets sound and the Stable Boys exit very quickly.
Entering the stage is Butterfly (of the Gossamer Wings), Fairest Maiden Judy G,
Paid Maid Krysia, and RHLadyCD (also known as RH Lady Meany).
Upon seeing the babe, Butterfly exclaims:
"Sir Knight, Removeth thy helmet for all to knowest whoeth thou art!
Fairest Maid Judy and Paid Maid Krysia assist the Knight."
As the helmet is removed golden hair cascades down and tears can be seen
glistening in her Brilliant Green Eyes.
"'Tis the Maiden Oppie of Heimer, the Mother of the babe, Sir Knight, grab a
seat for the mother. NO! Not for RHLadyCD, she may taketh her vapors outside.
Maiden Oppie of Heimer, Thee shalth now be known as Lady-In-Waiting Oppie of
Heimer. Thy brilliant needling of the golden quilt with the loosely sewn silver
thread hath saveth our sons. Keeping thy foot upon the dangling thread maketh
following it a mere trifle for theKnights to follow. Thee shalt direct the
Needlery Room and thy son shalt be safeguarded."
Butterfly (of the Gossamer Wings)
Krysia Thompson
on one credible set of answers....
Krysia, who has learned to expect anything from anybody (esp.
FQs!!)
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Pat Winters
Butterfly wrote:
>
> The Knights with Swords drawn surround Yvonne (Wattle Bush from OZ) and the
> petite Knight drops the sword and rescues the babe.
> "'Tis the Maiden Oppie of Heimer, the Mother of the babe, Sir Knight, grab a
> seat for the mother. NO! Not for RHLadyCD, she may taketh her vapors outside.
.......CUT.....
Meantime, in the wings of the stage, RHLadyCD is vaporizing
on a cot of flowers. (Being this is a low budget production,
it cannot afford a bed of flowers.) She is distraught at the
thought of her alleged friends sending her to vapor alone
outside. But hark, here cometh a comely maid called
Bernadette of BTDotcom. She hurries to the Lady and bestows
upon her a gift ..... a special purple hat to crown her
tresses. Oh my exclaims the Lady, "this looks just like a
hat to cover one's toilet tissue roll!!" The Lady and the
maid exit stage right, giggling and speaking of S.e.X. ....
fast friends forevermore.
Intermission .... time for m&m's
Suzie or Paul Beckwith
Enter stage left, A Soldier, resplendant in fine blue uniform complete
wiv ambidextrous trousers and his (t)rusty 18" weapon by his side...
He strides manfully to the centre of the stage, clears his throat and
starts to sing:
"I am the very model of a modern major Corporal"
(prompter hisses "wrong production! get off!")
Soldier exists stage left, looking red-cheeked and sheepish (altho
where he's gonna get a sheep from at this time of night I'm not
sure...)
Paul B
--
Cpl Paul Beckwith
Kings German Artillery
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Butterfly
ConnieD wrote:
> Lady RC Meany!!!! I dost not knoweth of this wummun.... methinks that thou
> dost test my temper with thy deliberateth mis-information. Thou shouldst be
> making amends to the true love of thy life, ME. RHLadyCD, she who stole from
> her husband to ensureth that we shalleth together become one in our
> retirement. Thee who will not acknowledge thy quads dost thou think I can
> forgive so easily the way thou hast dismissith moi and thy offspring.
> Hrmmmmppppppphhhhhhhh RHLadyCD.
> P.S. I ain't that fussed on the cheap gold thread you lot used on this
> quilt..... Director of this play,......I DEMAND a better quality or else I
> ain't playing
>
RHLadyCD, I will see you in my studio AT ONCE!
YOU requested GOLD thread so that you could SEE it whilst on stage! YOU said you
would NOT be in our Opera unless we made accomodations as you did NOT want your
fans to see you wearing your spectacles. And we had the entire staff hand
painting gold lines on that quilt...whilst you were having your 15 minute
rest...and now you want it to be GOLD THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose you even KNOW which thread you require?
Director
Butterfly
Doth was to replenish thy Ladies' cup NOT partake thereof.
Butterfly (of Gossamer Wings)
Butterfly
Pat Winters wrote:
Thank you, Secretary Pat. Without you being time keeper we would overrun our
schedule.
Tomorrow will you please check with our Accountant and see if we can have MORE than
those blasted M&M's & licorice! A bit of cake perhaps and something more than tea
to go with it. Just because those ON STAGE are allowed to have Mead does not mean
the rest of us can not have our sodas or coffee or fruit drinks. Tis a bit warm
this time of year to be running around without some refreshment.
And order a bouquet of flowers for yourself...please...not all roses tho.
Director
Butterfly
Director (quickly dismissing RHLadyCD)
Butterfly
Bridges that Dave the Gallant keeps alluding to?
Where IS that Dave the Gallant?
Butterfly (of the Gossamer Wings)
the mulrooney's wrote:
> OK butterfly I am totally confused, could it some of the missing gnomes are
> working on your car?
> gramajerm
ConnieD
Don't you come the high handed with me, you know that in my contract it was
clearly stated that *I* would be able to choose which threads I would have
next to my skin. I TOLD you it had to be DMC as that isn't as rough on my
swanlike neck. As for painting out my spectacles, wasn't it your idea in the
first place to have me peering like a confounded mole...... You know that I
need to be able to read the idiot board at times. I am sick and fed up of
you and your tantrums but shall see this through as I need to pay for my new
car. RHLadyCD. flounces off through the "Directors door.
ConnieD
seeing the golden tresses of the Maiden Oppie of Heimer. Struth twas an over
indukgence of the medicinal mead that I partaketh of and the fastenings of
my stays that I need to be unleashed from. "Paid Maid, do thy work, release
these stays NOW",
Oh ye gads, that dost relieveth the anguish my ribs have been entraped in
for these past days.
One wonders why the helmet has hidden the fair locks of Maiden Oppie, twas
not the face I exoected to see, twas that of a Maid and not Sir Scott who I
knowest did escape the axeman. Heads shall roll for this defiance, I bearest
grudges when my word is not acted upon and from whence does the Maid Oppie
come from with this babe? Who is the Mother of this child and forsooth who
shall be named as the sire of this babe?
Think not Maid Oppie that Maiden Judy G shall help thee with thy lace
weaving of gold and silver. T'were not for mine fair skin that thou createst
this coverlet was it? One expecteth that the wing-ed one hath devised a plan
to reveal the myserious Knights and for once shall I be delighted to see
their countenences revealethed to me.
RHLadyCD
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ConnieD
"Suzie or Paul Beckwith" <pauln...@cableinetnospam.co.uk> wrote in message
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Ah my guard and Knight of the ambidextous trousers. SING loudly corporal,
drown the wailing of this infant and hold fast to thy weapon for methinks
thou shall have need of it to protect me from the evil and devious planning
of the wing-ed one. Dost thou not think that by thy leaving of me thou
faceth charges of deriliction of thy duty... RHLadyCD.
ConnieD
going down a little too hasitly for my liking. RHLadyCD.
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Butterfly
anyway? No wonder your lines are soooooooo mixed up.
Director ( heard muttering to self : and they said SHE was a WELL-KNOWN STAR
with a photography memory. )
Director calls out: Secretary Pat....Grab a cup of that Mead and get it down to
the lab--see if we were sent a bad batch...why is she so tempermental all of a
sudden?
Butterfly
ConnieD wrote:
> "Suzie or Paul Beckwith" <pauln...@cableinetnospam.co.uk> wrote in message
> > Enter stage left, A Soldier, resplendant in fine blue uniform complete
> > wiv ambidextrous trousers and his (t)rusty 18" weapon by his side...
> >
> > He strides manfully to the centre of the stage, clears his throat and
> > starts to sing:
> >
> > "I am the very model of a modern major Corporal"
> >
> > (prompter hisses "wrong production! get off!")
> >
> > Soldier exists stage left, looking red-cheeked and sheepish (altho
> > where he's gonna get a sheep from at this time of night I'm not
> > sure...)
> >
> > Paul B
> > --
> > Cpl Paul Beckwith
> > Kings German Artillery
>
> Ah my guard and Knight of the ambidextous trousers. SING loudly corporal,
> drown the wailing of this infant and hold fast to thy weapon for methinks
> thou shall have need of it to protect me from the evil and devious planning
> of the wing-ed one. Dost thou not think that by thy leaving of me thou
> faceth charges of deriliction of thy duty... RHLadyCD.
Bernadette, PLEASE get RHLadyCD OFF the stage! We are having an Intermission
like HER contract requires! And make sure she does NOT get any more of her
medicinal mead for the REST of the day. Only hot tea...see if you can get her to
eat a cake or two... we must get thru Act 4.
Director
yvonne vesel
mine! LOL Yvonne under the wattle tree in Oz
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> Ah no, It is the Wattle Bush from OZ commonly known as Yvonne.
> When Yvonne walks on stage all the Stable Boys let out an ear-piercing
SCREAM.
> Yvonne has another babe in her arms.
Scott Williams
the Gallant and I haveth gathered together a group of fair maidens to
replaceth thy simple strings of the coverlet with the the bestest of
goldeneth threads. After this group of maidens whoeth shall remain
nameless for the timeth being, pending the approval of their work by My
Lady, Dave the Gallant shall layeth thy coverlet, with its new golden
thread at your feet.....Sir Scott
yvonne vesel
round anything less! Do I get some mead too? tra la the flowers that bloom
in the Spring.............Yvonne wobbling on in Oz
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yvonne vesel
Can't you make her stop crying! Want me to do a Judy on it? as in Punch
and????? Lets see whats under the wraps, OOOOah!!!!!!! Oh no not that!!!!
help!!!! Wattle blossom in Oz
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staggers hic......whoa! sheddin blossoms in Oz
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yvonne vesel
joins said wattle blossom in the staggers. Bang falls down. Snores. Wattle
blossom scatters to the four winds. OOps! sorry. Yvonne in a mess
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yvonne vesel
yvonne vesel
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Judy Grevenites
does now enter the scene. "Holy Cow" She squacks, "Look at the clock,
ten more minutes and we're into overtime!" She swirls to RH Lady CD and
asks "Are you through with that baby yet? I gotta have that baby back
to the store by five or pay extra!! Damn it!! You guys have been so
busy adding ths and ests to the dialog and guzzling mead that you've
forgotten the whole plot!!" and muttering "off with their heads" under
her breath, she snatches the baby up and grows smaller andsmaller unti
she disapears into a mouse hole, leaving the cast looking at one
another.
Judy Grevenites
Pornographic!!! Tsk, tsk. The Red Queen
Katrina Worley
Beckwith <pauln...@cableinetnospam.co.uk> wrote:
<snip>
> Enter stage left, A Soldier, resplendant in fine blue uniform complete
> wiv ambidextrous trousers and his (t)rusty 18" weapon by his side...
>
> He strides manfully to the centre of the stage, clears his throat and
> starts to sing:
>
> "I am the very model of a modern major Corporal"
>
> (prompter hisses "wrong production! get off!")
>
> Soldier exists stage left, looking red-cheeked and sheepish (altho
> where he's gonna get a sheep from at this time of night I'm not
> sure...)
>
And what, exactly is he gonna DO with that sheep at this time of night?
Katrina
Suzie or Paul Beckwith
<yve...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>And said Corporal is offered and accepts a glug of Foster's mead, glug glug,
>joins said wattle blossom in the staggers. Bang falls down. Snores. Wattle
>blossom scatters to the four winds. OOps! sorry. Yvonne in a mess
>
I sniffed that mead before I drank it - and it wasn't mead, it was
Polish Honey Vodka "Krupnik" supplied by Paid Maid Krysia...
...looks like mead...
...smells like mead...
..tastes like mead... on steroids...
40% proof... thats why the whole cast is falling over...
Corporal B
Suzie or Paul Beckwith
wrote:
>> Soldier exists stage left, looking red-cheeked and sheepish (altho
>> where he's gonna get a sheep from at this time of night I'm not
>> sure...)
>>
>
>And what, exactly is he gonna DO with that sheep at this time of night?
>
>Katrina
Got to have something to swab the cannon out with - just have to find
somewhere to put the ram-rod (he says, leading in a large-horned
ram...)
(Regimental Mascot!)
Corporal B
Pat Winters
Listen Madame Butterfly, I will only say this once: I am NOT
your gofer!!! I am "Associate Producer in Charge of Stage
Right and Stage Left AND Stage Wings (not those gossamer
ones)"
So go get your OWN refreshments, toots!!!
Gee, give these California Directors an inch and they take a
Fat Quarter!!!!!
PAT, enjoying some Starbucks Latte and Chocolate Biscotti,
Dah-ling!
Butterfly wrote:
>
> Pat Winters wrote:
>
>
> > Meantime, in the wings of the stage, RHLadyCD is vaporizing
> > on a cot of flowers.........CUT.........The Lady and the
> > maid exit stage right, giggling and speaking of S.e.X. ....
> > fast friends forevermore.
> > Intermission .... time for m&m's
>
This was from the rather pushy butterfly:
Krysia Thompson
Maid(en) K of T.
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Butterfly
that you ASK the accountant if we could AFFORD the extras.....we do HAVE gofers here and
they DO get their names listed on the Scroll ....just remember we are
LOW-BUDGET..........and last but not least
REMEMBER WHO SIGNS YOUR CHECKS
Butterfly (FQ she says FQ! I give her FLOWERS and she only gives me ONE FQ and it
probably doesn't even have Butterlies on it.........where is her licorice I think I shall
have one)
Butterfly
Director (I think I shall imbibe in that 'Mead'......)
Butterfly
High and Mighty RHLadyCD! Now we have one that has MORE Power than
you.....now, if we could only KEEP Red Queen from disappearing ..........
Director (Red Queen? Where are the blasted writers! I don't remember a Red
Queen in the script! OOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIII.......when RHLadyCD sees
that........where's that bloke with my Mead? Where's Paid maid Krysia--I bet
SHE knows where my Mead is )
Butterfly
thouest thinketh RHLadyCD hath the vapours for other reasons than she sayeth?
Yvonne of Wattle Bush, oh stealer of babes, are you also a 'Seer' ? Is that how
thee knowest when to stealeth the babes?
Sir Knights do NOT let this woman from your sights or RHLadyCD will have YOUR
heads.
Butterfly (of the Gossamer Wings)
Krysia Thompson
over?
Maid(en) K of T.
>On Wed, 6 Sep 2000 14:21:42 +1000, "yvonne vesel"
><yve...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>
>>And said Corporal is offered and accepts a glug of Foster's mead, glug glug,
>>joins said wattle blossom in the staggers. Bang falls down. Snores. Wattle
>>blossom scatters to the four winds. OOps! sorry. Yvonne in a mess
>>
>I sniffed that mead before I drank it - and it wasn't mead, it was
>Polish Honey Vodka "Krupnik" supplied by Paid Maid Krysia...
>
>...looks like mead...
>
>...smells like mead...
>
>..tastes like mead... on steroids...
>
>40% proof... thats why the whole cast is falling over...
>
>Corporal B
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Krysia Thompson
I have a strange feeling the first 2 or 3 rows in the theatre
will need shields to protect them from all that lisping!!!!!
Krysia, sorry, Maid(en) K of T.
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Krysia Thompson
pass on the bikkies
Kouzin to the APICOFRASL AND SW (see below)
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Pat Winters
read the NG i came across the post about "This is Be Late
Day" and chuckled to self that it was nice I hadn't had an
appointment that day, when I said "Uh oh" and noticed the
time! It was 8:45, I had appointment across town at 9:00 and
I was still in a dressing gown ..... whew, I've not moved
that fast in ages!!! FOrtunately it was for car service so I
just tore into jeans and fled. While waiting for the car ot
be ready, I was dismayed to read of the wedding of Gennifer
and Braddley ... goodness they spent about a million dollars
on it ... 4 bands, a gospel choir, and more and did not send
me an invitation!!! Well, as an illustrious APICOSL&SR&SW
(see below) I consider this an affront of huge proportions,
and therefore I am allowed to be techy!! (Besides I have to
be techy as I failed the Bi%#hy Test! AND PS wot's bikkies?)
PAT
yvonne vesel
"baby" back!!! Heeelp!!!!! Wattle blasted Blossom in Oz
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Krysia Thompson
<pwin...@picusnet.com> wrote:
>Kousin Dahling! Well of course I am techy. This morning as I
>read the NG i came across the post about "This is Be Late
>Day" and chuckled to self that it was nice I hadn't had an
>appointment that day, when I said "Uh oh" and noticed the
>time! It was 8:45, I had appointment across town at 9:00 and
>I was still in a dressing gown ..... whew, I've not moved
>that fast in ages!!! FOrtunately it was for car service so I
>just tore into jeans and fled. While waiting for the car ot
>be ready, I was dismayed to read of the wedding of Gennifer
>and Braddley ... goodness they spent about a million dollars
>on it ... 4 bands, a gospel choir, and more and did not send
>me an invitation!!! Well, as an illustrious APICOSL&SR&SW
>(see below) I consider this an affront of huge proportions,
>and therefore I am allowed to be techy!! (Besides I have to
>be techy as I failed the Bi%#hy Test! AND PS wot's bikkies?)
>PAT
aforementioned biscotti perchance?
Just How did you fail the B test?? I scored a bad 39 m'self...
was your score MUCH worse?
K.K.
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Dave Daniels of Cabin Cove
agreed to help with the costumes *doesn't* mean I'll repair all the rips
from all the drunkards.
Director? Director? You can never find the director when you need one.
Sheesh! Who's in charge of this %#$& production????
Sir Dave
Muttering on the way back to the wardrobe room
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Dave Daniels of Cabin Cove
will lay the quilt at her feet? Her feet? You thinketh I would get nearest
her feet-eth? Heck no. For I know she would gladly kick a man while down.
(Get that mead away from her first!) Glad you escaped the axeman, too few
men left in the production as it is.
Sir Dave
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Dave Daniels of Cabin Cove
for the Costume Deoartment irons. Oops. Well, it sure works well. Look at
how clean and shinny the irons are. Next, we use it to strip the rust of the
Carriage for Act 5. (I am NOT cleaning up after the horses. I say that now,
stomping foot and drawing attention.)
Dave
getting caught up in the behind-the-scenes more than the production
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Krysia Thompson
Maid(en) K of T
(we all know what that supposed "star" RHLadyMeanie did before
she resumed the name. Just ask her HOW she got the title,
a-hem...)
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Krysia Thompson
Maid(en) K of T
>Yeth I am a Theer! And I did not thsteal that bundle of ? joy! It were
>foisted upon me by the evil one! Wrapped in cloth of gold an all! Foorsooth
>methinks 'n all that stuff . I shalt find the bloomin' thing again to keep
>the peace, PEACE I said!
>Bloomin' soreheaded Wattle Bloss in Oz
>
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K.T. - starannie opakowana
Krysia Thompson
Mai(en) K of T
K.T. - starannie opakowana
ConnieD
moi!! Just you watch yourself Sir Scott, and as for that Dave the Gallant
Hrmphhhhhhh he can stay in his cabin in the cove and I hope his canoe
springs a leak.
RHladyCD
ConnieD
and I never kick a man when he's down, just walk over them dahlin' and wipe
me shoes as I pass. Exit stage right in a flounce and CLEAN feet! RHLadyCD.
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ConnieD
child.. Tis that doctored mead that has giveneth me the throbbing in me
head....... Paid Maid has much to Pay this time... RHLadyCDnews:39B66E69...@bak.rr.com...
ConnieD
the Ozzie "vinegar" alone will ya <VVVBG> ConnieD who can't stand Ozzie,
Californian, New Zealand, South African, German, of French wine, just good
old Monks Mead. hic! hic!
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> See Connie I tole you it was reel gol' ha de he. whoops! Me finks I got
the
> staggers hic......whoa! sheddin blossoms in Oz
ConnieD
Ther's a funny smell that's all........ ConnieD.news:93Kt5.29593$C42.1...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
ally
<pauln...@cableinetnospam.co.uk> writes
You are going to buy me a new laptop right? Only I just dropped mine,
laughing.
:-)
--
ally
Krysia Thompson
Paid Maid K of T
>I was NOT drunk by my own hand, someone as in Paid Maid spiked my drink and
>she shall be hearing from lawyers regarding this behaviour. It was her that
>spoilt my ext and I shall also be citing the director and her assistant as
>co-conspiritors cos they KNEW I was the star of the show, ....... Just going
>to lay down and rest me stays.
>ConnieD.
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Krysia Thompson
wrote:
Sorry, not our fault. You should know by now, Ally... Anyway,
hang it around yer neck like a pair of glasses
Paid Maid K of T (hey, am I a PAID Maid??? Where's me wages,
then????? I'll talk to the Union if I don't get paid!!!! I am
warning..)
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Butterfly
Insomuch as you have been complaining about the THREAD being used in this LOW
BUDGET (you are getting 3/4 of the money we have for YOUR amusment) you will
not be allowed to have said coverlet. It being only of 'babe size' it will be
given to the local orphanage IF they are interested. You will NOT have to
touch said 'inferior coverlet' for the rest of this production.
Director
ConnieD
it was that coverlet or the sheep CPL Beckwith P You have been a
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAd boy and you "MUTTON" do
that again.........
RHLadyCDnews:39B82385...@bak.rr.com...
sarah curry
>
> Great! Now we got a bunch of drunken cast members. Look, just because I
> agreed to help with the costumes *doesn't* mean I'll repair all the rips
> from all the drunkards.
> Director? Director? You can never find the director when you need one.
> Sheesh! Who's in charge of this %#$& production????
> Sir Dave
> Muttering on the way back to the wardrobe room
>
What the heck happened to the dang DUEL, Sir Dave of Wardrobe?
Sairey
Scott Williams
feet. Don't forget I barley got away with my head. Don't blame you for
not wanting to do it either. What do you think about we maileth it to
her? Anyone know postal rates in medieval times?........Sir
Scott............................................. ...........Sir Dave
Wrote ................Yo, Sir Scott, dude. Just 'cause you escaped the
Scott Williams
MEAD, although not much left now......Sir Scott..............Dave Wrote
...........Great! Now we got a bunch of drunken cast members. Look,
Scott Williams
.........And just wot are you paying these fair maidens to stitch thos
Butterfly
swooning and falling and Coporal doesn't know which song he is to sing! No
wonder the writers all disappeared....
Where is MY Lawyer?
Director (and this was only suppose to be a light summer play)
Dave Daniels of Cabin Cove wrote:
yvonne vesel
clean me up, wiv your Polish an' rags, course I wann be the Knight in
Shining Armour!!!!!!
"Krysia Thompson" <krysia_...@fmlc.unn.ac.uk> wrote in message
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Scott Williams
you missed some of the story.......... Sir Scott .................Sairey
Wrote ....... .........What the heck happened to the dang DUEL, Sir Dave
of Wardrobe? Sairey
Suzie or Paul Beckwith
wrote:
>Mi Dear RHLadyCD
>Insomuch as you have been complaining about the THREAD being used in this LOW
>BUDGET (you are getting 3/4 of the money we have for YOUR amusment) you will
>not be allowed to have said coverlet. It being only of 'babe size' it will be
>given to the local orphanage IF they are interested. You will NOT have to
>touch said 'inferior coverlet' for the rest of this production.
>Director
"Inferior coverlet"?
Ah, must be a cheater panel then... send it to Paradise...
"Round about the cauldron go,
In the poisoned entrails throw,
Hubble bubble toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble"
didn't we do this last year?
Suzie B
"From the internet connection under the Pier"
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Suzie or Paul Beckwith
<yve...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>Oh there you are, I bin seaching for the Lady wiv the Polish! I demand you
>clean me up, wiv your Polish an' rags, course I wann be the Knight in
>Shining Armour!!!!!!
>
Yvonne - you're the wrong flippin' sex to be a Knight!
Krysia Thompson
pauln...@cableinetnospam.co.uk (Suzie or Paul Beckwith) wrote:
>On Fri, 8 Sep 2000 13:39:44 +1000, "yvonne vesel"
><yve...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>
>>Oh there you are, I bin seaching for the Lady wiv the Polish! I demand you
>>clean me up, wiv your Polish an' rags, course I wann be the Knight in
>>Shining Armour!!!!!!
>>
>Yvonne - you're the wrong flippin' sex to be a Knight!
>
>Suzie B
>
>"From the internet connection under the Pier"
why do you want to pick on Yvonne, why? If she wants to be the
Knight in Shining Armour she CAN be it, you understand????
Just have to call the panel beaters to adjust the armour a bit
here and there, make a flap or two, and hey presto, almost Joan
of Arc
It'sa called equality, ESPECIALLY if Cpl Beckwith wants to wear
bras and such like....
Paid Maid K of T
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Dave Daniels of Cabin Cove
there are heaving bussoms on the floor... I'm sooooo confused. Where's
Sairey??? I need a beer. I'm off to the pool hall. Call me when your costume
has a rip. Dave the Gallant is on break. Where the *&#% is Sir Scott? Who am
I gonna play pool with? &%#$, Friday Night. Alone again..."
Dave,
sulking off into the sunset after giving his notice at work today
yvonne vesel
memories of all!!! Yvonne slinking away in Oz
"sarah curry" <scu...@zianet.com> wrote in message
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yvonne vesel
Chuck in yer job . Yvonne in a muddle
"Krysia Thompson" <krysia_...@fmlc.unn.ac.uk> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 07 Sep 2000 15:39:58 GMT, "ConnieD" <nom...@tebenet.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >Hey lissen here, I am in a "delicate condition" I admit, but not with
> >child.. Tis that doctored mead that has giveneth me the throbbing in me
> >head....... Paid Maid has much to Pay this time... RHLadyCD
>
> I am sure it's wind, not mead your Ladyship...
>
> Paid Maid (OK) K of T
> K.T. - starannie opakowana
yvonne vesel
> sorreeee, the "Mead" is finished... donno how, slurp, hick
>
> Maid(en) K of T
>
> (we all know what that supposed "star" RHLadyMeanie did before
> she resumed the name. Just ask her HOW she got the title,
> a-hem...)
>
>
> >So that is what RHLadyCD did before she became a STAR???????????
> >Director (I think I shall imbibe in that 'Mead'......)
> >
> >Judy Grevenites wrote:
> >
> >> NO NO NO!!! I didn't say she had a photographic memory, I said
> >> Pornographic!!! Tsk, tsk. The Red Queen
>
> K.T. - starannie opakowana
yvonne vesel
beween 12 midnight and 12.01 am.Shish!!! Yvonnie in a fix
"ConnieD" <nom...@tebenet.nl> wrote in message
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yvonne vesel
hereby unbehead you!!! I am the the bearer of the magic! and I can do
this!!!!!! Arise Sir Scott, but get your head on straight SirWattle blossom
unite! Yvonne
"Scott Williams" <ssa...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Tricia Rodgers
Dave Daniels of Cabin Cove wrote:
> "Like...Ok....*she's* in armour, *he's* wearing a bra (AND a sheep???), and
> there are heaving bussoms on the floor... I'm sooooo confused. Where's
> Sairey??? I need a beer. I'm off to the pool hall. Call me when your costume
> has a rip. Dave the Gallant is on break. Where the *&#% is Sir Scott? Who am
> I gonna play pool with? &%#$, Friday Night. Alone again..."
> Dave,
> sulking off into the sunset after giving his notice at work today
Ah, M'Lord, if thou shall control thy verbage, and fancies a game of 9-ball
MiLady Cricket shall play with thee.....
>
>
> > why do you want to pick on Yvonne, why? If she wants to be the
> > Knight in Shining Armour she CAN be it, you understand????
> > Just have to call the panel beaters to adjust the armour a bit
> > here and there, make a flap or two, and hey presto, almost Joan
> > of Arc
> > It'sa called equality, ESPECIALLY if Cpl Beckwith wants to wear
> > bras and such like....
> >
> > Paid Maid K of T
> > K.T. - starannie opakowana
> >
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yvonne vesel wrote:
> Yeah who owns this "kid"????? Do you see what I see? Yvonne wondering in Oz
>
It doth have the most pecular bleeting cry to it, does it not?
MiLady Cricket
>
> "ConnieD" <nom...@tebenet.nl> wrote in message
> > > Dave Daniels of Cabin Cove wrote:
> > >
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Scott Williams
Guess what? Now I can turn my head all the way around like Linda Blair
in the Exsorcist. Will this help my part in Madame Butterfly?...........
Sir Scott ................................... .............. Yvonne
Wrote .............Sir Scott, I don't think she missed any, I think it
yvonne vesel
sound! Hmmm Yes there it is again!!! Oh my Dears!!!!! Wattle person in Oz
"Tricia Rodgers" <raw...@online.emich.edu> wrote in message
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yvonne vesel
for???? Drooping blossom in Oz
"Scott Williams" <ssa...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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ally
Williams <ssa...@webtv.net> writes
If you are trusting it to a messenger serf then thats about 2 groats/lb.
Alternatively there be the carrier pigeon which is 3 groats/lb/pigeon.
I say per pigeon cos you;d probably need a flock of 'em.
Let me know, I can catch the little s*ds that fly round our street and
sh*t on all the cars.
:-)
--
ally
ally
<krysia_...@fmlc.unn.ac.uk> writes
all the quilt shows.
>Paid Maid K of T (hey, am I a PAID Maid??? Where's me wages,
>then????? I'll talk to the Union if I don't get paid!!!! I am
>warning..)
>
Ah, that I can help you with Paid Maid, I am the working rights expert
here (unless anyone else wants to step in). If you aint paid what
you;re owed pretty damned smartly I'll take up the matter for you with
the PTB.
:-)
--
ally
Who wears chainmail so they can expect a tough fight<g>
Krysia Thompson
working rights expert. AND in chainmail. Wonderful, wonderful!!
Hey, lissen you lot, we'll get paid after all (and Madame
Director WILL have to sign those paycheques!!)
Come on, Ally, you may even get a facelift here, c/o Jill-O, the
make-up artiste to the stars, handy with polyfilla!!
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Krysia Thompson
wrote:
in our case it would be groaNs...
PaidMaid K of T
K.T. - starannie opakowana
ally
<krysia_...@fmlc.unn.ac.uk> writes
>
Who says I needs a face lift? - cheek! I has beeeutiful skin under all
the chainmail.
:-)
--
ally
Krysia Thompson
wrote:
This is just a goodwill gesture, my dear Friend In The Right
Place. You can have a manicure (Jill!! Shears still in the shed?
Shall I get more sadoline?)
ally
Now if you;re talking pedicure you might be right<g>
:-)
--
ally
sarah curry
What the heck is THIS? I HATE it when the posts don't come in any
semblance of order! And don't ANYbody call me a lady!
No wonder I was confused!
But for the record, D-the-Gallant and I (Sir Scott musta made a wrong
turn) didn't sneak, anyway, and had a rousing good time ...
Hugs and kisses to those who missed the hugs and kisses,
Sairey
Jill O.
"ally" <al...@alcom.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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Pedicures do not come into a make up artistes job description, thank
goodness and even if it does I aint doing it so there!
J.O. - MUATTS and Dragon
Jill O.
Shears? I have a strimmer, will that do? And what's sadoline??
Jill -Make-up artiste and part time dragon.
Jill O.
Shears? I have a strimmer, will that do? And what's sadoline??
Krysia Thompson
wrote:
I thought it was the brown gunk you preserve wood with ... may
have spellt it wrong
PaidMaid K of T
K.T. - starannie opakowana
Jill O.
Now I know what you mean... Sadolin I think, mind you if you had written it
that way before I wouldn't have known what it was.... not a good day
today...got a horrible sore throat....and an 'eadache!
Anyway - yes please send it down here, it'll save on the fake tan for those
who don't wish to be pale and interesting.... and preserve them for
posterity as well!
J.O. the coughing dragon.
ally
<jil...@virgin.net> writes
>> >This is just a goodwill gesture, my dear Friend In The Right
>> >Place. You can have a manicure (Jill!! Shears still in the shed?
>> >Shall I get more sadoline?)
>> >
>> >Maid K of T
>> >K.T. - starannie opakowana
>>
>> Now if you;re talking pedicure you might be right<g>
>> :-)
>> --
>> ally
>
>Pedicures do not come into a make up artistes job description, thank
>goodness and even if it does I aint doing it so there!
>
>J.O. - MUATTS and Dragon
>
>
:-)
--
ally