Limbaugh survives heart attack
Cliff
Limbaugh survives heart attack: liberals, conservatives celebrate
[
Hawaii � The political operatives of the world breathed a collective sigh of
relief this morning when news of Rush Limbaugh�s survival of a rumored heart
attack began to filter into the media. Limbaugh, 58, is a central figure both in
right-wing fundraising that he spearheads, and in left-wing fundraising where he
is vilified.
At press time, there was still not an official word on Limbaugh�s condition, but
this is fairly common in Hawaii, a state where official medical records often
take years to be registered, are not readily available, and are frequently
outsourced to Kenya or even Australia.
South Carolina�s junior senator, Jim DeMint, was quick to take credit for
Limbaugh�s recovery.
�As soon as I heard the news,� said DeMint, �I set up a conference call with all
of my buddies from the C St. family, and we conducted our ritual cleansing of
sins chant and prayed for Rush�s speedy recovery. Fortunately, all of those guys
are in my calling circle and we managed to pull him through. We had been
scheduled to pray about one of our members� extra-marital affairs, but this was
more pressing. Anyway, that affair probably won�t make it into the papers for
another week or two so we�ve got time.�
....
]
burr-headed fat friend
US_Army_Nutcase
<geriatric.delinqu...@alt.conspiracy.submissive.Danish-pastry> wrote:
The news that Karl was getting a divorce sent Limbo into a Viagra-
induced tizzy.
rangerssuck
wrote:
> http://thediscust.com/?p=1723
> At press time, there was still not an official word on Limbaugh’s condition, but
> this is fairly common in Hawaii, a state where official medical records often
> take years to be registered, are not readily available, and are frequently
> outsourced to Kenya or even Australia.
I won't believe he's alive until he produces his ORIGINAL medical
records.
Lewis Hartswick
> At press time, there was still not an official word on Limbaugh�s condition, but
> this is fairly common in Hawaii, a state where official medical records often
> take years to be registered, are not readily available, and are frequently
> outsourced to Kenya or even Australia.
>
I love it. Cliffy finally did a goodun. :-)
...lew...
Harold & Susan Vordos
"burr-headed fat friend"
<geriatric....@alt.conspiracy.submissive.Danish-pastry> wrote in
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Indeed!
Harold
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Harold & Susan Vordos" <vor...@tds.net> wrote in message
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I'm sure Satan can wait a few more years
Cliff
>Curly Surmudgeon wrote:
>> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:20:36 -0500, Cliff
>> <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote:
>>
>>> http://thediscust.com/?p=1723
>>> Limbaugh survives heart attack: liberals, conservatives celebrate
>>> [
>>> Hawaii ? The political operatives of the world breathed a collective
>>> sigh of relief this morning when news of Rush Limbaugh?s survival of a
>>> rumored heart attack began to filter into the media. Limbaugh, 58, is a
>>> central figure both in right-wing fundraising that he spearheads, and in
>>> left-wing fundraising where he is vilified.
>>>
>>> At press time, there was still not an official word on Limbaugh?s
>>> condition, but this is fairly common in Hawaii, a state where official
>>> medical records often take years to be registered, are not readily
>>> available, and are frequently outsourced to Kenya or even Australia.
>>>
>>> South Carolina?s junior senator, Jim DeMint, was quick to take credit
>>> for Limbaugh?s recovery.
>>>
>>> ?As soon as I heard the news,? said DeMint, ?I set up a conference
>> call
>>> with all of my buddies from the C St. family, and we conducted our
>>> ritual cleansing of sins chant and prayed for Rush?s speedy recovery.
>>> Fortunately, all of those guys are in my calling circle and we managed
>>> to pull him through. We had been scheduled to pray about one of our
>>> members? extra-marital affairs, but this was more pressing. Anyway, that
>>> affair probably won?t make it into the papers for another week or two so
>>> we?ve got time.? ....
>>> ]
>>
>> Where can we send Wendy's TripleCheeseburgers and ChiliCheeseFries?
>>
>All those drugs he was gulping down must have finally caught up to him.
>
>^_^
The massive doses of Viagra alone ....
Then all the "diet pills" ...
OTOH I guess the hospital is trying to wean him of his
Vicodin & possible otheraddictions.
Was he there to visit Obama?
How about manditory drug tests for wingers?
http://www.examiner.com/x-15870-Populist-Examiner~y2010m1d1-The-latest-updates-on-Rush-Limbaugh-are-confusing-and-vague
"ABC News reported that doctors were "stumped" as to exactly what was wrong."
They may need to run tests for end-stage Winger's Disease.
Should Rush get better?
Take the poll:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/01/rush-limbaugh-chest-pains-heart-attack-honolulu-hawaii/
(Total Votes: 105,843 thus far.)
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Cliff
Cliff
Conservative Family Values are indeed a wonder to behold.
Rush looks a bit gay to me.
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Cliff
Cliff
>Curly Surmudgeon wrote:
>> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:20:36 -0500, Cliff
>> <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote:
>>
>>> http://thediscust.com/?p=1723
>>> Limbaugh survives heart attack: liberals, conservatives celebrate
>>> [
>>> Hawaii ? The political operatives of the world breathed a collective
>>> sigh of relief this morning when news of Rush Limbaugh?s survival of a
>>> rumored heart attack began to filter into the media. Limbaugh, 58, is a
>>> central figure both in right-wing fundraising that he spearheads, and in
>>> left-wing fundraising where he is vilified.
>>>
>>> At press time, there was still not an official word on Limbaugh?s
>>> condition, but this is fairly common in Hawaii, a state where official
>>> medical records often take years to be registered, are not readily
>>> available, and are frequently outsourced to Kenya or even Australia.
>>>
>>> South Carolina?s junior senator, Jim DeMint, was quick to take credit
>>> for Limbaugh?s recovery.
>>>
>>> ?As soon as I heard the news,? said DeMint, ?I set up a conference
>> call
>>> with all of my buddies from the C St. family, and we conducted our
>>> ritual cleansing of sins chant and prayed for Rush?s speedy recovery.
>>> Fortunately, all of those guys are in my calling circle and we managed
>>> to pull him through. We had been scheduled to pray about one of our
Cliff
>
>
>"Curly Surmudgeon" <CurlySu...@live.com> wrote in message
>news:hhieb3$3le$4...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:20:36 -0500, Cliff
>> <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote:
>>
>>> http://thediscust.com/?p=1723
>>> Limbaugh survives heart attack: liberals, conservatives celebrate
>>> [
>>> Hawaii ? The political operatives of the world breathed a collective
>>> sigh of relief this morning when news of Rush Limbaugh?s survival of a
>>> rumored heart attack began to filter into the media. Limbaugh, 58, is a
>>> central figure both in right-wing fundraising that he spearheads, and in
>>> left-wing fundraising where he is vilified.
>>>
>>> At press time, there was still not an official word on Limbaugh?s
>>> condition, but this is fairly common in Hawaii, a state where official
>>> medical records often take years to be registered, are not readily
>>> available, and are frequently outsourced to Kenya or even Australia.
>>>
>>> South Carolina?s junior senator, Jim DeMint, was quick to take credit
>>> for Limbaugh?s recovery.
>>>
>>> ?As soon as I heard the news,? said DeMint, ?I set up a conference
>> call
>>> with all of my buddies from the C St. family, and we conducted our
>>> ritual cleansing of sins chant and prayed for Rush?s speedy recovery.
>>> Fortunately, all of those guys are in my calling circle and we managed
>>> to pull him through. We had been scheduled to pray about one of our
>>> members? extra-marital affairs, but this was more pressing. Anyway, that
>>> affair probably won?t make it into the papers for another week or two so
>>> we?ve got time.? ....
>>> ]
>>
>> Where can we send Wendy's TripleCheeseburgers and ChiliCheeseFries?
>
>The Douchebag says he and his wife are poor, just moved out of the small pig
>barn into the brick shit house. He'll take the burgers, but send the chile
>queso papas fritas to his wife.
PizzaHut probably delivers.
Get him an extra-large double meat-lovers with extra cheese & grease.
Lard if an option.
--
Cliff
Michael A. Terrell
It'll give him more time to stoke the fires. :)
--
Greed is the root of all eBay.
Enos Penvy
<Clhuprichguessw...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote:
> http://thediscust.com/?p=1723
> Limbaugh survives heart attack:
What a shame.
a36guy
Steve B
"a36guy" <a36guy@-live.com> wrote in message
news:2lz%m.120$nR4...@newsfe01.iad...
> Lets hope he can hang around long enough to get obama out of office.
Love him, or hate him, if you've ever BTDT, you have to have a little
empathy for the guy. Take it from someone who's BTDT more than once. If
you've BTDT, and still can't empathize, I pity you. If you haven't BTDT,
and just criticize, you'll have your own experience one of these days. Get
the biggest person you know to sit on your chest for an hour and get back to
us.
Steve
Hawke
Yep, I heard the bad news today. He's fine. At least that is what he
says. I'm not so sure though from how he described what he felt. I think
a symptom like he had might just be a sign something ain't right. All he
probably needs is a big fatty meal, plenty of liquor, and a couple big
cigars to top things off. Yeah, that's just what he needs.
Hawke
Gunner Asch
wrote:
Hear hear.
Gunner
"I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the
means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not
making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of
it. In my youth I travelled much, and I observed in different
countries, that the more public provisions were made for the
poor the less they provided for themselves, and of course became
poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the
more they did for themselves, and became richer." -- Benjamin
Franklin, /The Encouragement of Idleness/, 1766
Lib Loo
"Hawke" <davesm...@digitalpath.net> wrote in message
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What do you think you'll need? We can take up a collection.
HH&C
> "Hawke" <davesmith...@digitalpath.net> wrote in message
I'm in!
Cheney, Dick
> Limbaugh survives heart attack: liberals, conservatives celebrate
> [
=============
Limpbutt's "recovery" is our worst news since 9/11 ...
Don't you think?
HH&C
Yep, for you.
Gunner Asch
Nah...we all know the news Obama won is worse even than 9/11
That attack only pissed off the people...Obama winning has already half
killed the nation and put millions in the poor house.
Steve B
"Cheney, Dick" <perry...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:f07dae42-f544-4abf...@g31g2000vbr.googlegroups.com...
Don't you think?
No, I think you coming to the group is.
Bye. *poof*
Wes
>I won't believe he's alive until he produces his ORIGINAL medical
>records.
I thought you believed in the right to privacy?
Wes
--
"Additionally as a security officer, I carry a gun to protect
government officials but my life isn't worth protecting at home
in their eyes." Dick Anthony Heller
Hawke
>>>>> Limbaugh survives heart attack:
>>>> What a shame.
>>> Yep, I heard the bad news today. He's fine. At least that is what he says.
>>> I'm not so sure though from how he described what he felt. I think a
>>> symptom like he had might just be a sign something ain't right. All he
>>> probably needs is a big fatty meal, plenty of liquor, and a couple big
>>> cigars to top things off. Yeah, that's just what he needs.
>> What do you think you'll need? We can take up a collection.
>
> I'm in!
Great, let me know when you have the money ready and I'll tell you where
to send it. But since I don't smoke, drink, or eat big fatty meals I'll
have to find another use for it. Or maybe you can just keep your money
and use it to celebrate the fact that your idol is still around, at
least for a while. And you can keep on fawning over his every word and
passing it on to others as if you thought of it yourself.
Hawke
Hawke
> On Sat, 2 Jan 2010 08:50:16 -0800 (PST), "Cheney, Dick"
> <perry...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Dec 31 2009, 7:20 am, Cliff
>> <Clhuprichguessw...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote:
>>> http://thediscust.com/?p=1723
>>> Limbaugh survives heart attack: liberals, conservatives celebrate
>>> [
>> =============
>> Limpbutt's "recovery" is our worst news since 9/11 ...
>
>
> Nah...we all know the news Obama won is worse even than 9/11
>
> That attack only pissed off the people...Obama winning has already half
> killed the nation and put millions in the poor house.
Goober is still trying to pretend that Obama has ruined the country in
only 10 months and not the Bush/Cheney administration, who actually did
all the damage. But refusing to accept responsibility for mistakes and
accusing others is just one of the telltale signs of being a right
winger. I wonder who's to blame for Goober's heart attack because it
couldn't be due to anything he did, right?
Hawke
Lib Loo
"Hawke" <davesm...@digitalpath.net> wrote in message
news:hhp774$rlv$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
Obama did ruin the country, and he's the Goober. Goober O'boover. LOL!
Post the cite where Rush blames you and your straw man for a heart attack.
HH&C
What money??? He said he'd take up a collection.
I'll try to find a soup kitchen and get you a big chunk of pork fat
before they throw it out.
There's only so many times that can be boiled.
HH&C
What money??? He said he'd take up a collection.
I'll try to find a soup kitchen and get you a big chunk of pork fat
before they throw it out.
There's only so many times that can be boiled in the beans before even
the indingents won't eat it..
HH&C
> "Hawke" <davesmith...@digitalpath.net> wrote in message
>
> news:hhp774$rlv$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Gunner Asch wrote:
> >> On Sat, 2 Jan 2010 08:50:16 -0800 (PST), "Cheney, Dick"
> >> <perryneh...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> On Dec 31 2009, 7:20 am, Cliff
> >>> <Clhuprichguessw...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote:
> >>>> http://thediscust.com/?p=1723
> >>>> Limbaugh survives heart attack: liberals, conservatives celebrate
> >>>> [
> >>>> wave of methane ...
> >>> =============
> >>> Limpbutt's "recovery" is our worst news since 9/11 ...
>
> >> Nah...we all know the news Obama won is worse even than 9/11
>
> >> That attack only pissed off the people...Obama winning has already half
> >> killed the nation and put millions in the poor house.
>
> > Goober is still trying to pretend that Obama has ruined the country in
> > only 10 months and not the Bush/Cheney administration, who actually did
> > all the damage. But refusing to accept responsibility for mistakes and
> > accusing others is just one of the telltale signs of being a right winger.
> > I wonder who's to blame for Goober's heart attack because it couldn't be
> > due to anything he did, right?
>
> > Hawke
>
> Obama did ruin the country, and he's the Goober. Goober O'boover. LOL!
> Post the cite where Rush blames you and your straw man for a heart attack.
If only we could get back to the "unsustainable" spending of the Bush
years. It would be such a relief.
Cliff
wrote:
>On Jan 3, 9:32�am, Cliff <Clhuprichguessw...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om>
>wrote:
>> On Sat, 2 Jan 2010 11:21:06 -0800 (PST), "HH&C" <hot-ham-and-che...@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >So we march to Washington on
>> >9/12/09 and it is af if we weren't there.
>>
>> � You were one of the two or three off-duty nurses looking for
>> an icecream stand?
>> --
>> Cliff
>
>A concession stand would have been nice. I'd bet a hot-dog cart and a
>Bud-Lite truck would do the business next August.
>
>You should join us. Then you could break free of your DNC/Soros
>funded blogger sweat-shop hell that you're in.
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/VNprotest.htm
"In New York, over a million people took part in one demonstration."
Where were you?
Cliff
>In article <2bef92fa-861b-4daa-a0a9-
>6d67bc...@m26g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>, hot-ham-and-
>che...@hotmail.com says...
>>
>> On Jan 3, 9:32�am, Cliff <Clhuprichguessw...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om>
>> wrote:
>> > On Sat, 2 Jan 2010 11:21:06 -0800 (PST), "HH&C" <hot-ham-and-che...@hotmail.com>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >So we march to Washington on
>> > >9/12/09 and it is af if we weren't there.
>> >
>> > � You were one of the two or three off-duty nurses looking for
>> > an icecream stand?
>> > --
>> > Cliff
>>
>> A concession stand would have been nice. I'd bet a hot-dog cart and a
>> Bud-Lite truck would do the business next August.
>>
>> You should join us. Then you could break free of your DNC/Soros
>> funded blogger sweat-shop hell that you're in.
>
>He would need to bring cash...
>Food stamps won't work
Pay for gummer's !!
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Cliff
Cliff
wrote:
>On Jan 3, 1:40�am, "Lib Loo" <heezb...@crazymother.kom> wrote:
Pay off his 11+ trillion dollar debt ...
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Cliff