Ed Huntress wrote:
> "Beryl" <
fo...@road.net> wrote in message
> news:p-udnfSJqJv5DVPW...@posted.toastnet...
>> The town celebrates its birthday once every five years. But what a
>> celebration it is!
>>
>> Ten candidates have so far filed applications to be Maids of
>> Petroleum, and hopefully become Oildorado Queen. Event sponsors
>> would like to have 20 Maids of Petroleum.
>>
>> Eligibility requirements are tight:
>>
>> * Be between the ages of 16-21
>>
>> * Be single - never married, divorced, common law married or had
>> children
>>
>> * Earn a grade point average of 2.0 or higher in school
>
> Oh, cripes. They're only accepting valedictorians...
They'll never find anyone to meet condition two unless they lower the age
limit below puberty.
At least they didn't require a virgin. Were that the case, Miss Oilydorito
would be a five year old.
--
John R. Carroll