Finished Modified Versa Cart And Testing Results
Joe788
fasteners on the bottom of the Versa Cart with the special tool I
purchased just for this job. I did this modification so I could remove
the large middle wheel that Kennedy supplies with a Versa Cart. The
original wheel supplied with Kennedy Versa Carts easily flat spots and
people trip over it because it sticks out and is hard to see. I
consider it to be dangerous.
I've tested my modified Versa Cart and it's almost as maneuverable as
the original setup. My new Versa Cart setup turns out to be very
steady. Naturally the idiot Tom Brewer, now posting as Larry Rozer,
was once again completely wrong and this modification works great. It
should go without saying that Tom Brewer's hero and mentor Cliffy
Huprich was also wrong about my idea to modify the Kennedy Versa
Cart.
The two wheels in the middle are fixed and the two wheels on each end
are the swivel type that lock.
http://s636.photobucket.com/albums/uu89/jonbanquer/?action=view¤t=ModifiedVersaCart.jpg
Existential Angst
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Really poetic:
The effingSum Total of Jon Banquer's (Qualcomm's
Thief-in-Residence) talents.
Goodgawd.....
Heh, and the ONLY thing this dumb muthafucka has ever posted on, re his
"work". goodgawd...
I think most of us did shit like this when we were 10 years old, with the
roller skates, 2x4s, and milk crate.
And now it all makes sense....
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Cliff
The guys are going to have fun putting it into "lockdown" position <VBG>.
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Cliff
Cliff
>Finally got around to drilling and installing the blind threaded
>fasteners on the bottom of the Versa Cart with the special tool I
>purchased just for this job.
It only took about a year to do, eh?
Was it making the holes?
Did you use MasterCAM?
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Cliff
Joe788
LOL! Hey great idea! Let's stack 4 toolboxes on top of each other, and
then narrow the wheelbase of the main cart by more than 10%. What
could possibly go wrong?
While you're at it, can you please post a direct quote where Tom said
it wouldn't work?
BTW. What's more dangerous, a wheel that sticks out 1.5 inches, or a
tool box that's 10+% narrower and 30% taller than originally designed?
Banquergeneering at it's finest!
Existential Angst
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Please, show some respect, control your envy.
I'll bet you couldn't design something as well if you were S'gYOD all effing
day long.
Give credit where credit is due, please.
Sheeit, I"m ablush with admiration -- when I SMOD, all's I can do is hit the
remote buttons, and even there I keep missing my channels!!
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Joe788
wrote:
> "Joe788" <joemama...@aol.com> wrote in message
What is the problem??? You all know I'm a dumbass!!! BWAAAA!! You
expect too much of poor little old clueless me!!!
Joe788
Doug Miller
>The two wheels in the middle are fixed and the two wheels on each end
>are the swivel type that lock.
>
>http://s636.photobucket.com/albums/uu89/jonbanquer/?action=view¤t=Modifie
>dVersaCart.jpg
>
Could you possibly post a crappier photograph?
Half-nutz
> In article <e698406e-0838-456b-b190-4808abdea...@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>, Joe788 <larryro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >The two wheels in the middle are fixed and the two wheels on each end
> >are the swivel type that lock.
>
> >dVersaCart.jpg
>
> Could you possibly post a crappier photograph?
All I can think of is the Willie Coyote.
Maybe if he added an "ACME" stencil on it it would be a LOT funnier.
wmbjk...@citlink.net
wrote:
Would you expect Einstein to be able to tie his own shoe? Likewise, we
can't expect crazy jon, who has apparently mastered nutserts or some
such, to be able to take a photo. :-)
Wayne
Joe788
Cliff
> I've tested my modified Versa Cart and it's almost as maneuverable as
> the original setup.
<Snicker>
As in "Not nearly as".
You were warned.
BTW, Now it's value (used) is far less too.
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Cliff
Cliff
> My new Versa Cart setup turns out to be very
> steady.
Drawers all closed or with nothing heavy in any of them.
And before you get it stuck .... LOL ...
BTW, Did you ever solve that 10/2 = ? problem?
What answers did you guess at?
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Cliff
Cliff
> and is hard to see.
Day-glo spray paint.
Problem solved.
BTW, IF they can see the cart the smarter ones might expect wheels nearby.
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Cliff
Cliff
> I could remove
> the large middle wheel that Kennedy supplies
So much for solid design & engineering from those
that make & sell such carts.
Did you sign the liability waiver?
Product tampering.
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Cliiff
Cliff
Got OSHA approval too?
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Cliff
Cliff
<UNfi...@UNoptonline.net> wrote:
>I'll bet you couldn't design something as well if you were S'gYOD all effing
>day long.
>Give credit where credit is due, please.
http://digitheory.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dymaxioncar1.jpg
Joe788
> In article <e698406e-0838-456b-b190-4808abdea...@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>, Joe788 <larryro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >The two wheels in the middle are fixed and the two wheels on each end
> >are the swivel type that lock.
>
> >dVersaCart.jpg
>
> Could you possibly post a crappier photograph?
I'm sure I could. If I did, would it help you and the other idiots
like the real / fake Joe788, Tom Brewer (posting as Larry Rozer),
Cliffy Huprich, etc. to realize the following:
1. My modification makes the Kennedy Versa Cart much like a Snap-On,
Matco, Craftsman Professional / Waterloo tool box. Note: None of these
toolboxes use the idiotic hard rubber wheel that is dangerous because
it sticks out. This idiotic hard rubber wheel also flat spots very
easily. Further, my modified Versa Cart is very, very stable and
doesn't even come close to tipping over just like Snap-On, Matco,
Craftsman Professional / Waterloo tool box with the same kind of wheel
design as I now have don't come close to easily tipping over. I doubt
the drunk idiot in Florida has any problems with his box tipping over
either which just goes to show how fucking dumb the real / fake
Joe788, Tom Brewer (posting as Larry Rozer), Cliffy Huprich, etc are.
2. Here's a clue Doug because you obviously need one. The key is in
using the blind MaxTite steel fasteners that I used. This makes my
modification quick, easy and painless if you have a clue... something
you and many others obviously don't have.
3. If I had the room to maneuver my tool box in the small machining
job shops I like to work for, I would consider what the drunk idiot in
Florida did which isn't a bad idea if you have an easy way to
transport the box and if you work in a shop where maneuvering it won't
be a problem. About 42" long is the most I can get away with. The
drunk idiot in Florida's cart is almost 60" long. Won't work for me.
Wish it could. The drunk idiot in Florida still can't figure this
out.
Joe788
> Would you expect Einstein to be able to tie his own shoe?
I'd expect a useless idiot like you to beg to lick my shoes.
Cliff
>On Feb 4, 2:53�pm, spamb...@milmac.com (Doug Miller) wrote:
>> In article <e698406e-0838-456b-b190-4808abdea...@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>, Joe788 <larryro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >The two wheels in the middle are fixed and the two wheels on each end
>> >are the swivel type that lock.
>>
>> >http://s636.photobucket.com/albums/uu89/jonbanquer/?action=view&curre...
>> >dVersaCart.jpg
>>
>> Could you possibly post a crappier photograph?
>
>I'm sure I could. If I did, would it help you and the other idiots
>like the real / fake Joe788, Tom Brewer (posting as Larry Rozer),
>Cliffy Huprich, etc. to realize the following:
>
>1. My modification makes the Kennedy Versa Cart much like a Snap-On,
>Matco, Craftsman Professional / Waterloo tool box.
Too bad you could not afford any of those, eh?
> Note: None of these
>toolboxes use the idiotic hard rubber wheel that is dangerous because
>it sticks out.
The larger diameter makes it easier to roll on rough or
dirty (like with chips from actual production) shop floors.
Simple trig function <G>.
>This idiotic hard rubber wheel also flat spots very
>easily. Further, my modified Versa Cart is very, very stable and
>doesn't even come close to tipping over just like Snap-On, Matco,
>Craftsman Professional / Waterloo tool box with the same kind of wheel
>design as I now have don't come close to easily tipping over. I doubt
>the drunk idiot in Florida has any problems with his box tipping over
>either which just goes to show how fucking dumb the real / fake
>Joe788, Tom Brewer (posting as Larry Rozer), Cliffy Huprich, etc are.
>
>2. Here's a clue Doug because you obviously need one. The key is in
>using the blind MaxTite steel fasteners that I used. This makes my
>modification quick, easy and painless if you have a clue... something
>you and many others obviously don't have.
So using special fasteners that took about a year & a small fortune
to add increases stability, eh?
IN WHAT WAY DO THEY CHANGE GRAVITY?
>
>3. If I had the room to maneuver my tool box in the small machining
>job shops I like to work for,
The ones with no clues & soon to be bankrupted ....
> I would consider what the drunk idiot in
>Florida did which isn't a bad idea if you have an easy way to
>transport the box and if you work in a shop where maneuvering it won't
>be a problem. About 42" long is the most I can get away with. The
>drunk idiot in Florida's cart is almost 60" long. Won't work for me.
>Wish it could. The drunk idiot in Florida still can't figure this
>out.
<Snicker>
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Cliff
Joe788
> On Feb 4, 2:53 pm, spamb...@milmac.com (Doug Miller) wrote:
>
> > In article <e698406e-0838-456b-b190-4808abdea...@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>, Joe788 <larryro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > >The two wheels in the middle are fixed and the two wheels on each end
> > >are the swivel type that lock.
>
> > >http://s636.photobucket.com/albums/uu89/jonbanquer/?action=view&curre...
> > >dVersaCart.jpg
>
> > Could you possibly post a crappier photograph?
>
> I'm sure I could. If I did, would it help you and the other idiots
> like the real / fake Joe788, Tom Brewer (posting as Larry Rozer),
> Cliffy Huprich, etc. to realize the following:
>
> 1. My modification makes the Kennedy Versa Cart much like a Snap-On,
> Matco, Craftsman Professional / Waterloo tool box. Note: None of these
> toolboxes use the idiotic hard rubber wheel that is dangerous because
> it sticks out. This idiotic hard rubber wheel also flat spots very
> easily. Further, my modified Versa Cart is very, very stable and
> doesn't even come close to tipping over just like Snap-On, Matco,
> Craftsman Professional / Waterloo tool box with the same kind of wheel
> design as I now have don't come close to easily tipping over. I doubt
> the drunk idiot in Florida has any problems with his box tipping over
> either which just goes to show how fucking dumb the real / fake
> Joe788, Tom Brewer (posting as Larry Rozer), Cliffy Huprich, etc are.
>
Haha! Sure Jon. Narrow the wheelbase by 10%, and increase the center
of gravity by 30%.
> 2. Here's a clue Doug because you obviously need one. The key is in
> using the blind MaxTite steel fasteners that I used. This makes my
> modification quick, easy and painless if you have a clue... something
> you and many others obviously don't have.
>
How long have you been working on this project, Jon?
> 3. If I had the room to maneuver my tool box in the small machining
> job shops I like to work for, I would consider what the drunk idiot in
> Florida did which isn't a bad idea if you have an easy way to
> transport the box and if you work in a shop where maneuvering it won't
> be a problem. About 42" long is the most I can get away with. The
> drunk idiot in Florida's cart is almost 60" long. Won't work for me.
> Wish it could. The drunk idiot in Florida still can't figure this
> out.
How many "small machining job shops" do you work for, Jon? You work
in a faux, not for profit shop, drilling holes in plates.
Joe788
> *********
> Maybe like a waterloo? Those shit boxes suck ass.
> *********
You once again prove you're a fucking moron. What part of roll cage
construction and good value don't you understand?
http://www.wttool.com/landing/waterloo.php
> ********
> That wheel is fucking stipid. I wouldn't go so far as to call it dangerous
> though.
> ********
Not according to suck ass motherfuckers like the real / fake Joe788,
Cliffy Huprich, Tom Brewer and their groupie Krissy Hogg, etc. Cliffy
Huprich is so fucking dumb and so fucking stupid he can't understand
how easy it would be to bolt the stupid wheel back on if I wanted to
sell the Versa Cart. They just don't come any dumber than Cliffy
Huprich who has zero practical experience at machining and modern
CADCAM along with very little mechanical ability.
******
> it's not the wheels that make the versa cart such a piece of crap, its
> sheetmetal. Where the wheels bolt on flexes in one direction because its
> sheet metal.
It's because the Kennedy toolboxes that both you and I own lack a roll
cage. Get a fucking clue you loser.
http://www.wttool.com/landing/waterloo.php
> right now all that is on the top of my box is a surface plate. It is un
> tippable. And by the way I'm not an idiot. lol (reminds me, i need to get
> some beer for the game today)
> *****
It's your pals that think it will dipshit, not me. I'm sure it won't
tip over unlike suck ass, ignorant, lying motherfuckers like Tom
Brewer (now posting as Larry Rozer) who's almost as dumb and as
ignorant as Cliffy Huprich and the real / fake Joe788.
> **********
> The problem is sheet meatal. Wood does not flex like sheetmetal. Plus using
> that cart raises the box up, ruining the whole center of gravity gimmic.
> **********
>
The problem is a lack of roll cage construction.
http://www.wttool.com/landing/waterloo.php
> that minime box on the end is useless. Its holds nothing of value.
I love it and it works out great for me. Holds lots of things of value
none of which a broke motherfucker living in a swamp like Florida can
afford. You hear me, boy?
> The trick is the center wheels are slightly higher than the outside
> wheels. The box can easily spin around center, or by slightly lifting on
> either end it will rotate around the opposite end. Or by lifting one end
> bearly at all it will easily slide over. My box moves around easier than
> even a single kennedy because it will rotate around center.
> It's so stable I leave a 24" stand with a digital drop indicator on the
> surface plate when moving around.
Why are you trying to convince someone who is already sold on the
concept? Maybe one reason you hate quality, professional sales people
is that unlike you they don't waste their fucking time selling someone
who is already sold on a concept. Is this sinking in yet you dumb
motherfucker.
> But if I remove the drawers, I hang it out the back of my tiny kia sportage
> with no problems. last time I didnt even tie it down, I just held it and
> drove 15 miles.
> But the trick is to get your new job to pick up your tools anyway.
Shouldn't a racist, ignorant redneck like you join me in driving an
american pickup truck like a Chevy or a Ford instead of some piece of
shit like a KIA Sportage? You really are fucking dumb.
> Look jb, your so annoying...
You ain't seen nothing yet motherfucker. ;>)
Cliff
>On Feb 7, 1:14�pm, "vinny" <vi...@vp3d.net> wrote:
>
>> *********
>> Maybe like a waterloo? Those shit boxes suck ass.
>> *********
>
>You once again prove you're a fucking moron. What part of roll cage
>construction
WHAT "roll cage construction"?
LMAO !!
>and good value don't you understand?
The kind where it's REQUIRED to remove the wheels & buy your
own PLUS special tools & fasteners?
>
>http://www.wttool.com/landing/waterloo.php
>
>
>> ********
>> That wheel is fucking stipid. I wouldn't go so far as to call it dangerous
>> though.
>> ********
>
>Not according to suck ass motherfuckers like the real / fake Joe788,
>Cliffy Huprich, Tom Brewer and their groupie Krissy Hogg, etc. Cliffy
>Huprich is so fucking dumb and so fucking stupid he can't understand
>how easy it would be to bolt the stupid wheel back on if I wanted to
>sell the Versa Cart. They just don't come any dumber than Cliffy
>Huprich who has zero practical experience at machining and modern
>CADCAM along with very little mechanical ability.
The outboard wheels on MY Versa Cart worked well ... it did NOT
tip over (though it came kinda close once or twice).
>******
>> it's not the wheels that make the versa cart such a piece of crap, its
>> sheetmetal. Where the wheels bolt on flexes in one direction because its
>> sheet metal.
>
>It's because the Kennedy toolboxes that both you and I own lack a roll
>cage. Get a fucking clue you loser.
>
>http://www.wttool.com/landing/waterloo.php
But you JUST SAID it HAS a "roll cage" !!!
Does it have a siren too?
And enough mirrors?
(He has to use one to see in the top where many of the most
commonly used tools are often stored).
Short little moron.
>
>
>> right now all that is on the top of my box is a surface plate. It is un
>> tippable. And by the way I'm not an idiot. lol (reminds me, i need to get
>> some beer for the game today)
>> *****
>
>It's your pals that think it will dipshit, not me. I'm sure it won't
>tip over unlike suck ass, ignorant, lying motherfuckers like Tom
>Brewer (now posting as Larry Rozer) who's almost as dumb and as
>ignorant as Cliffy Huprich and the real / fake Joe788.
Never had a cart before, eh?
>
>> **********
>> The problem is sheet meatal. Wood does not flex like sheetmetal. Plus using
>> that cart raises the box up, ruining the whole center of gravity gimmic.
>> **********
>>
>
>The problem is a lack of roll cage construction.
>
>http://www.wttool.com/landing/waterloo.php
Buzzwords & ads make them harder to fall over, do they?
>
>> that minime box on the end is useless. Its holds nothing of value.
>
>
>I love it and it works out great for me. Holds lots of things of value
>none of which a broke motherfucker living in a swamp like Florida can
>afford. You hear me, boy?
The faries keep their gold there I take it.
>
>> � The trick is the center wheels are slightly higher than the outside
>> wheels. The box can easily spin around center, or by slightly lifting on
>> either end it will rotate around the opposite end. Or by lifting one end
>> bearly at all it will easily slide over. My box moves around easier than
>> even a single kennedy because it will rotate around center.
>> It's so stable I leave a 24" stand with a digital drop indicator on the
>> surface plate when moving around.
>
>Why are you trying to convince someone who is already sold on the
>concept? Maybe one reason you hate quality, professional sales people
>is that unlike you they don't waste their fucking time selling someone
>who is already sold on a concept. Is this sinking in yet you dumb
>motherfucker.
So who sold you the wheels?
LOL ....
>
>> �But if I remove the drawers, I hang it out the back of my tiny kia sportage
>> with no problems. last time I didnt even tie it down, I just held it and
>> drove 15 miles.
>> �But the trick is to get your new job to pick up your tools anyway.
>
>Shouldn't a racist, ignorant redneck like you join me in driving an
>american pickup truck like a Chevy or a Ford instead of some piece of
>shit like a KIA Sportage? You really are fucking dumb.
>
>> Look jb, your so annoying...
>
>You ain't seen nothing yet motherfucker. ;>)
Like your pic?
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Cliff
Cross-Slide
Thanks Bonnie Yonkers!!
You haven't ripped out a good rant for a while, I think you are
getting back into the swing of things.
This is some funny shit, you foaming away at the keyboard again.
You must have run out of your prescription, or decided you didn't need
it anymore....
Tell us, if your pay is based on the mighty stock options you bragged
about, are you now working for "Coolie Wages" ?
And is that why you need to make up a cart?
Thanks again for the rant!
Hope I gave you some ideas on some more funny rants...
We are counting on you to entertain us...
Glad to see you are your old crazy self again.
Joe788
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Jon's new buzzword of the week, "ROLL CAGE
CONSTRUCTION!"
How many times will Jon say "ROLL CAGE CONSTRUCTION!" this week?
Cliff
wrote:
>Tell us, if your pay is based on the mighty stock options you bragged
>about, are you now working for "Coolie Wages" ?
>And is that why you need to make up a cart?
From X-Files episode "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
"
[
Puppet: "There's something I've been wanting to ask you for some time now.
You've seen the things I do in the past as well as in the future."
Clyde Bruckman: "They're terrible things."
Puppet: "I know they are. So tell me, please, why have I done them."
Clyde Bruckman: "Don't you understand yet son? Don't you get it?" [Killer shakes
his head] "You do the things you do because you're a homicidal maniac."
Puppet: "That... that does explain a lot, doesn't it. It's all starting to make
sense now."
]