Stranger:
I beg your pardon?
Ted:
My car, my car. I'm the fellow that owns the car that ran into your bridge.
Stranger:
What bridge?
Ted:
What do you mean, what bridge? This bridge. Here. I ran into it. Cut a big
gash in the side of it there.
Stranger:
You must mean some other bridge. You had me worried. One of the oldest
bridges in Obooverville.
Ted:
Obooverville? Why, you mean Chappaquiddick.
Stranger:
I mean Obooverville! Don't you think I know where I live? What's the matter
with you?
FADE TO BLACK
You need psychiatric help you sick piece of shit.
You need to stop drinking Obammy Kool-Aid!