WAY OT [OT] Speak Landscaper
Winston
I say:
"At the end of the project, the soil must be no higher than
it is right now. Same or lower grade at the end.
If that means we lose a couple of inches of height,
that's fine. Err on the side of lower rather than greater height."
He hears:
"I would like you to use a mattock to break up the clay and
leave 3" diameter clumps on the top of the existing grade.
Bring in a ton of dirty fill rock and dump it on top, raising
the grade three inches."
I say:
We need this area to direct runoff into the french drain
along here. A gentle slope will do it. If we have interference
with the top of the drainage rock, use a shallow step to
accommodate it.
He hears:
I want the runoff to flow back over the top of the new pavers, so
slope the soil away from the drainage system.
I say:
Here is a sketch of the new landing in front of the sliding
glass door. It is 5" wider than the door on the left side
and 14" wider on the 'opening' side.
He hears:
Let's think *really tiny* here.
I want this landing to be as small as possible because I have really
microscopic feet. Think 'Barbie and Ken', only *small*. Ignore the
sketch. I don't even know why I spent so much time on it.
Grrrr. :)
--Winston
Artemus
"Winston" <Win...@bigbrother.net> wrote in message
news:hnrt7...@news7.newsguy.com...
pissing in the wind even you are on site every minute that his crew is.
Written is better but still no guarantee,
Last landscape job we hired out was terracing our sloping lot. My wife
made a scale model out of styrofoam and clay. 10 days and 100 tons
of boulders later the Spanish (only) speaking crew had it done to our
satisfaction.
Art
Winston
> "Winston"<Win...@bigbrother.net> wrote in message
> news:hnrt7...@news7.newsguy.com...
(...)
>> Ignore the sketch. I don't even know why I spent so much time on it.
>>
>>
>> Grrrr. :)
>>
>>
>> --Winston
>>
> I learned long ago that verbal communication with a contractor is just
> pissing in the wind even you are on site every minute that his crew is.
> Written is better but still no guarantee,
> Last landscape job we hired out was terracing our sloping lot. My wife
> made a scale model out of styrofoam and clay. 10 days and 100 tons
> of boulders later the Spanish (only) speaking crew had it done to our
> satisfaction.
A scale model. Why didn't I think of that?
I'm set for next time.
Thanks, Art.
--Winston
Joe
wrote:
I say:
Unless you have a signed contract stating differently, you will get
your payment after you have finished the job to my satisfaction.
Joe
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>It is all my fault because I am a lousy communicator.
See? You should have taken -Spanish- in high school, suckah.
As a Vietnamese lady cow-orker once said "I speak very English!"
>I say:
> "At the end of the project, the soil must be no higher than
> it is right now. Same or lower grade at the end.
> If that means we lose a couple of inches of height,
> that's fine. Err on the side of lower rather than greater height."
>
>He hears:
> "I would like you to use a mattock to break up the clay and
> leave 3" diameter clumps on the top of the existing grade.
> Bring in a ton of dirty fill rock and dump it on top, raising
> the grade three inches."
Oy vay!
>I say:
> We need this area to direct runoff into the french drain
> along here. A gentle slope will do it. If we have interference
> with the top of the drainage rock, use a shallow step to
> accommodate it.
>
>He hears:
> I want the runoff to flow back over the top of the new pavers, so
> slope the soil away from the drainage system.
Buy the idiot a LEVEL, Winnie.
>I say:
> Here is a sketch of the new landing in front of the sliding
> glass door. It is 5" wider than the door on the left side
> and 14" wider on the 'opening' side.
>
>He hears:
> Let's think *really tiny* here.
> I want this landing to be as small as possible because I have really
> microscopic feet. Think 'Barbie and Ken', only *small*. Ignore the
> sketch. I don't even know why I spent so much time on it.
Did he match it to the actual openable width, at least?
>Grrrr. :)
But he's licensed and insured, right? Take him up on it and/or don't
finish paying him.
And now a word about going with the lowest bidder...
(insert implied wisdom of not doing so HERE)
P.S: You could always take him back to HD and get a refund.
--
No matter how cynical you are, it is impossible to keep up.
--Lily Tomlin
Denis G.
Reputation counts too. My wife uses Angie’s list and I like to hear
the “word of mouth” recommendations. I also try to judge people on
how they answer open-ended questions before saying what I’d like
done. What would you do here? Have you come across a job like this
one before? Etc. http://www.boingboing.net/200709201036.jpg
Ed Huntress
<snip>
Winston, you're probably one of the two people here (the other being Larry)
who is going to recognize an obscure literary reference to Vladimir
Nabokov's memoir. <g>
--
Ed Huntress
technomaNge
snip funny incident...
> Grrrr. :)
>
>
> --Winston
Coulda been worse, how would you like it if your
house builder did this?
technomaNge
--
Due to anticipated high turnout in 2010's election,
the Electorial College has scheduled:
Nov. 1, 2010 All Independents vote.
Nov. 2, 2010 All Republicans vote.
Nov. 3, 2010 All Democrats vote.
Winston
(...)
>> Grrrr. :)
>>
>>
>> --Winston
>
> I say:
> Unless you have a signed contract stating differently, you will get
> your payment after you have finished the job to my satisfaction.
Good idea!
--Winston
Winston
(...)
> Buy the idiot a LEVEL, Winnie.
He's got a very nice 4' level.
It worked real well on support posts but somehow
has a problem with grades. :)
It took me only 3 hours to shovel the overburden
off the original grade. It's gonna work much
better, now.
> Did he match it to the actual openable width, at least?
I recovered from that. Walked outside with the sketch.
Looked at the forms. Looked at the sketch.
Looked at landscaper with quizzical grin.
He says "Oh, you want it like *that*?
I smile and nod.
(Remind me: Why did I give him a print to begin with?)
Forms come apart and get reset into nearly proper
position. I now have a place for all my feet and
the landings look very nice.
>> Grrrr. :)
>
> But he's licensed and insured, right? Take him up on it and/or don't
> finish paying him.
Well, it's all recovered now and very near to plan.
I'm about as happy as I can be. :)
> And now a word about going with the lowest bidder...
> (insert implied wisdom of not doing so HERE)
This guy cost me 30% more than the lowest bidder would've.
> P.S: You could always take him back to HD and get a refund.
Naah that would have been the *lowest* bidder.
--Winston
Winston
(...)
> Reputation counts too. My wife uses Angie’s list and I like to hear
> the “word of mouth” recommendations. I also try to judge people on
> how they answer open-ended questions before saying what I’d like
> done. What would you do here? Have you come across a job like this
> one before? Etc. http://www.boingboing.net/200709201036.jpg
All the while watching for the schmoozer that repeats
stuff back to you so you think he's understanding.
Grrr. :)
That Russell guy was brilliant!
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bertrand_Russell/
--Winston
Winston
> In<l574q5pfl5b6emq1k...@4ax.com>, on Thu, 18 Mar 2010
> 05:46:39 -0700, Larry Jaques, lja...@diversify.invalid wrote:
>
>> But he's licensed and insured, right? Take him up on it and/or don't
>> finish paying him.
>
> "Holmes on Homes" (HGTV) would seem to indicate a
> fairly standard contractor response would be to slap
> a lien on your house.
Yup. It happens and you might not find out about it
at a convenient time.
--Winston
Winston
You think too much of me Ed. :)
"Imagination, the supreme delight of the immortal and the immature,
should be limited. In order to enjoy life, we should not enjoy it too much."
-Vladimir Nabokov
--Winston
Winston
> Winston wrote:
>
> snip funny incident...
>> Grrrr. :)
>>
>>
>> --Winston
>
> Coulda been worse, how would you like it if your
> house builder did this?
>
> http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=german+house+upside+down&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
Those are hysterical!
I would've been, too.
--Winston
Ed Huntress
> On 3/18/2010 11:27 AM, Ed Huntress wrote:
>> "Winston"<Win...@bigbrother.net> wrote in message
>> news:hnrt7...@news7.newsguy.com...
>>> It is all my fault because I am a lousy communicator.
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> Winston, you're probably one of the two people here (the other being
>> Larry)
>> who is going to recognize an obscure literary reference to Vladimir
>> Nabokov's memoir.<g>
>
> You think too much of me Ed. :)
I don't think so. Speak, Memory. d8-)
Winston
(...)
> I don't think so. Speak, Memory. d8-)
I claim it's completely inadvertent.
Like the time I was invited to a retrospective of
Indian Couture but had a prior commitment and was
heard to observe "Sari".
:)
--Winston
Ed Huntress
> On 3/18/2010 9:58 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:
>
> (...)
>
>> I don't think so. Speak, Memory. d8-)
>
> I claim it's completely inadvertent.
OK, I believe.
>
> Like the time I was invited to a retrospective of
> Indian Couture but had a prior commitment and was
> heard to observe "Sari".
>
> :)
>
> --Winston
Something deep inside is controlling you. d8-)
--
Ed Huntress
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/18/2010 3:58 AM, Joe wrote:
That's why you always get a written agreement and only pay half the
money as a downpayment--unless the materials cost is more than half
the job price.
If you draw up sketches or computerized plans, have the contractor
initial them as having seen the copy. If he screws the pooch as badly
as this guy did, you'll have something with which to go after him
since he saw what you were after. If he's licensed and bonded,
repayment is immediate. Small Claims Court takes time. (I'm
claim-free and hope to remain that way for as long as I own the
business.)
--
Adults are obsolete children. --Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel, 1904-1991)
--
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/18/2010 8:27 AM, Denis G. wrote:
>
>(...)
>
>> Reputation counts too. My wife uses Angie’s list and I like to hear
>> the “word of mouth” recommendations. I also try to judge people on
>> how they answer open-ended questions before saying what I’d like
>> done. What would you do here? Have you come across a job like this
>> one before? Etc. http://www.boingboing.net/200709201036.jpg
>
>All the while watching for the schmoozer that repeats
>stuff back to you so you think he's understanding.
>
>Grrr. :)
Those are the worst type, but I thought all of them were busy selling
their special driveway sealant.
>That Russell guy was brilliant!
>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bertrand_Russell/
Ah, a lovely and cynical curmudgeon. I can relate.
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/18/2010 10:14 AM, Steve Ackman wrote:
In many states now, if the contractor can put a lien on a house, he
has to first present you with the pamphlet or sheet stating that fact
_before_ starting the work. It's usually work valued at $2,000 or
more. You can also have the contractor sign a lien waiver, but only
if he wants to. Check your state for current practices.
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/18/2010 11:27 AM, Ed Huntress wrote:
Don't stand.
Don't stand so.
Don't stand so close to me...
(Sting's words regarding that -other- book by Nabokov)
Winston
> On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:14:10 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
(...)
>> Good idea!
>
> That's why you always get a written agreement and only pay half the
> money as a downpayment--unless the materials cost is more than half
> the job price.
>
> If you draw up sketches or computerized plans, have the contractor
> initial them as having seen the copy. If he screws the pooch as badly
> as this guy did, you'll have something with which to go after him
> since he saw what you were after. If he's licensed and bonded,
> repayment is immediate. Small Claims Court takes time. (I'm
> claim-free and hope to remain that way for as long as I own the
> business.)
Yeah, this was a little weird but I *am* pleased with the results.
The guy was very good inside his area of expertise, though
someday I'm going to remember that one does not ask a
landscaper to do anything other than landscaping.
(Smacks forehead)
Note to self: No carpentry! No electrical!
But mostly No Plumbing! Dayum.
--Winston
--
Today's retailer is in an awkward position.
He must assuage his visceral need to anger
some of his clients while having to delight
them sufficiently to guarantee repeat business.
Winston
> Something deep inside is controlling you. d8-)
Imagine everyone's confusion at hearing that!
--Winston
Winston
> On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:29:21 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>
>> On 3/18/2010 8:27 AM, Denis G. wrote:
>>
>> (...)
>>
>>> Reputation counts too. My wife uses Angie’s list and I like to hear
>>> the “word of mouth” recommendations. I also try to judge people on
>>> how they answer open-ended questions before saying what I’d like
>>> done. What would you do here? Have you come across a job like this
>>> one before? Etc. http://www.boingboing.net/200709201036.jpg
>>
>> All the while watching for the schmoozer that repeats
>> stuff back to you so you think he's understanding.
>>
>> Grrr. :)
>
> Those are the worst type, but I thought all of them were busy selling
> their special driveway sealant.
This one told me he would work off my .DXFs
I handed him a CD with my sketches.
It totally puzzled me when he called and asked me to measure
some stuff he forgot. (..That was shown on the prints!)
During the middle of the job, he showed up with hardcopies
that had obviously been FAXed to him by someone who could
actually open and print the files.
With some folks, the truth is just a happy coincidence.
:)
--Winston
Winston
> On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:30:31 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
(...)
>> Yup. It happens and you might not find out about it
>> at a convenient time.
>
> In many states now, if the contractor can put a lien on a house, he
> has to first present you with the pamphlet or sheet stating that fact
> _before_ starting the work. It's usually work valued at $2,000 or
> more. You can also have the contractor sign a lien waiver, but only
> if he wants to. Check your state for current practices.
It'd be very convenient to do a lien search on the web occasionally.
I'll have to look into that sometime.
--Winston
Winston
(...)
> Don't stand.
> Don't stand so.
> Don't stand so close to me...
> (Sting's words regarding that -other- book by Nabokov)
The book must be great because the song it inspired is too, IMHO.
--Winston
Ed Huntress
Yes, a very good book. _Lolita_. d8-)
--
Ed Huntress
Ned Simmons
wrote:
The song is not very faithful to the story. I found it quite
disappoinitng after seeing the movie.
But seriously, I don't read much fiction, and there are only a handful
of books I've read more than once. Lolita is near the top of the list.
(Not counting Yertle the Turtle, Where the Wild Things Are, The Cat in
the Hat, Goodnight Moon...)
--
Ned Simmons
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
And this one didn't believe in coincidences, huh? So solly.
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/19/2010 2:36 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
The movie didn't take enough advantage of the subject matter.
<domg>
Winston
> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:00:15 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
(...)
>> With some folks, the truth is just a happy coincidence.
>
> And this one didn't believe in coincidences, huh? So solly.
It's a transcendent shock when I catch someone telling the
truth, lately. Present company excepted of course.
--Winston
Winston
I'll have to download it into my iPod.
I suspect it will be a change from _Dracula_.
:)
--Winston
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/19/2010 9:23 AM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>> On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:14:10 -0700, the infamous Winston
>> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>
>(...)
>
>>> Good idea!
>>
>> That's why you always get a written agreement and only pay half the
>> money as a downpayment--unless the materials cost is more than half
>> the job price.
>>
>> If you draw up sketches or computerized plans, have the contractor
>> initial them as having seen the copy. If he screws the pooch as badly
>> as this guy did, you'll have something with which to go after him
>> since he saw what you were after. If he's licensed and bonded,
>> repayment is immediate. Small Claims Court takes time. (I'm
>> claim-free and hope to remain that way for as long as I own the
>> business.)
>
>Yeah, this was a little weird but I *am* pleased with the results.
>
>The guy was very good inside his area of expertise, though
>someday I'm going to remember that one does not ask a
>landscaper to do anything other than landscaping.
>(Smacks forehead)
Some are more capable than others. Get references, go online to check
their licensing and insurance/bond validity, and THEN talk to 'em.
IOW, do your homework, suckah.
>Note to self: No carpentry! No electrical!
>But mostly No Plumbing! Dayum.
A good landscape company should be well versed and capable in _all_ of
the above. <shrug>
>--
>Today's retailer is in an awkward position.
>He must assuage his visceral need to anger
>some of his clients while having to delight
>them sufficiently to guarantee repeat business.
<bseg>
Winston
> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:05:39 -0700, Winston<Win...@bigbrother.net>
> wrote:
>
>> On 3/19/2010 2:36 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>>
>> (...)
>>
>>> Don't stand.
>>> Don't stand so.
>>> Don't stand so close to me...
>>> (Sting's words regarding that -other- book by Nabokov)
>>
>> The book must be great because the song it inspired is too, IMHO.
>
> The song is not very faithful to the story. I found it quite
> disappoinitng after seeing the movie.
I suspect Sting was aiming for the broad strokes.
............
Did I just say that? (Blush)
> But seriously, I don't read much fiction, and there are only a handful
> of books I've read more than once. Lolita is near the top of the list.
> (Not counting Yertle the Turtle, Where the Wild Things Are, The Cat in
> the Hat, Goodnight Moon...)
Those aren't euphemisms are they, Ned? :)
--Winston
Winston
> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:05:39 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>
>> On 3/19/2010 2:36 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>>
>> (...)
>>
>>> Don't stand.
>>> Don't stand so.
>>> Don't stand so close to me...
>>> (Sting's words regarding that -other- book by Nabokov)
>>
>> The book must be great because the song it inspired is too, IMHO.
>
> The movie didn't take enough advantage of the subject matter.
> <domg>
I suspect the subject matter doesn't want to be taken advantage of.
--Winston
Winston
> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:48:28 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
(...)
>> Note to self: No carpentry! No electrical!
>> But mostly No Plumbing! Dayum.
>
> A good landscape company should be well versed and capable in _all_ of
> the above.<shrug>
A week after the completion of hardscape in the front yard,
the doorbell rang. A very nice lady pointed at various plants,
fresh potting soil and a *lot* of water that were proceeding
down the driveway.
She indicated that one normally expects to see these items
remaining fixed in relation to one other and implied
that I might investigate why they insisted on an eastbound
trajectory instead of the more traditional stasis.
I thanked her and shut off the main house valve.
The plants, soil and water continued their journey.
I zipped into the garage and snapped up the street valve
wrench. After shutting off the street valve, the
mini tsunami subsided at last.
My dear landscaper friends had placed a compression tee
in the main water line to the house, upstream
of the shutoff.
Naturally, their joint failed, causing the gusher.
Only a week later, I replaced the plastic pipe running
underneath all the very expensive hard scape to the
street valve and spliced the irrigation system into the
*irrigation feed valve the landscapers had ignored*.
It's worked well for about 7 years but you can bet I wonder
what other surprises lurk.
(Shudder)
--Winston
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/19/2010 7:51 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:00:15 -0700, the infamous Winston
>> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>
>
>(...)
>
>>> With some folks, the truth is just a happy coincidence.
>>
>> And this one didn't believe in coincidences, huh? So solly.
>
>
>It's a transcendent shock when I catch someone telling the
>truth, lately. Present company excepted of course.
I go through periods like that (thinking that everyone's lying),
usually after reading about our CONgresscritters (both sides of the
aisle), Democrats, or reading almost any newspaper or internet story.
<sigh> The feelings instantly lessened when I quit watching TV 3
years ago.
--
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we
shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.
-- Samuel Butler
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/19/2010 9:07 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:48:28 -0700, the infamous Winston
>> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>
>(...)
>
>>> Note to self: No carpentry! No electrical!
>>> But mostly No Plumbing! Dayum.
>>
>> A good landscape company should be well versed and capable in _all_ of
>> the above.<shrug>
>
>A week after the completion of hardscape in the front yard,
>the doorbell rang. A very nice lady pointed at various plants,
>fresh potting soil and a *lot* of water that were proceeding
>down the driveway.
>
>She indicated that one normally expects to see these items
>remaining fixed in relation to one other and implied
>that I might investigate why they insisted on an eastbound
>trajectory instead of the more traditional stasis.
>
>I thanked her and shut off the main house valve.
>
>The plants, soil and water continued their journey.
>
>I zipped into the garage and snapped up the street valve
>wrench. After shutting off the street valve, the
>mini tsunami subsided at last.
It's a good thing that you had one. Um, why DID you have one?
>My dear landscaper friends had placed a compression tee
>in the main water line to the house, upstream
>of the shutoff.
>Naturally, their joint failed, causing the gusher.
Oh, crap!
>Only a week later, I replaced the plastic pipe running
>underneath all the very expensive hard scape to the
>street valve and spliced the irrigation system into the
>*irrigation feed valve the landscapers had ignored*.
>
>It's worked well for about 7 years but you can bet I wonder
>what other surprises lurk.
>
>(Shudder)
Well, at least it hasn't interrupted your Easter egg hunts...yet.
Winston
(...)
> The feelings instantly lessened when I quit watching TV 3
> years ago.
I want the patience and moral strength necessary to stop
watching television and I want them RIGHT NOW!
:) :)
--Winston
Winston
> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:54:17 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
(...)
>> I zipped into the garage and snapped up the street valve
>> wrench. After shutting off the street valve, the
>> mini tsunami subsided at last.
>
> It's a good thing that you had one. Um, why DID you have one?
Larry, I'm shocked. It is a tool, so why wouldn't I have one?
(Side story: During the repairs to the back patio, the
contractor parked his skid steer between my house and the
next door neighbor who is a great guy that I help with
mechanical stuff occasionally. So I'm talking with my
neighbor and he looks at the skid steer and says "Did you
buy that for your project? It wouldn't surprise me."
That still cracks me up! :)
I can stop lusting after tools any time I want, though.
And no, the contractor wouldn't let me drive the loader
around. Grr. :)
(...)
>> It's worked well for about 7 years but you can bet I wonder
>> what other surprises lurk.
>>
>> (Shudder)
>
> Well, at least it hasn't interrupted your Easter egg hunts...yet.
Watch This Space.
--Winston
Joe Pfeiffer
What patience? What moral strength? There just isn't anything to
watch...
--
As we enjoy great advantages from the inventions of others, we should
be glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours;
and this we should do freely and generously. (Benjamin Franklin)
Joe Pfeiffer
> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:54:17 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>
>>I zipped into the garage and snapped up the street valve
>>wrench. After shutting off the street valve, the
>>mini tsunami subsided at last.
>
> It's a good thing that you had one. Um, why DID you have one?
Doesn't everyone? Heck, my house doesn't even have a main valve apart
from the one at the meter. I need to shut it off there to replace a
faucet.
Winston
> Winston<Win...@bigbrother.net> writes:
>
>> On 3/20/2010 6:00 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>>
>> (...)
>>
>>> The feelings instantly lessened when I quit watching TV 3
>>> years ago.
>>
>> I want the patience and moral strength necessary to stop
>> watching television and I want them RIGHT NOW!
>
> What patience? What moral strength? There just isn't anything to
> watch...
Yup, I shake myself awake after a 3 hour marathon and
decide that there really *wasn't* anything to watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5scpDev1qps
--Winston
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/20/2010 6:04 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:54:17 -0700, the infamous Winston
>> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>
>(...)
>
>>> I zipped into the garage and snapped up the street valve
>>> wrench. After shutting off the street valve, the
>>> mini tsunami subsided at last.
>>
>> It's a good thing that you had one. Um, why DID you have one?
>
>Larry, I'm shocked. It is a tool, so why wouldn't I have one?
Easy answer: Because you're not a landscaper or city Public Works
"worker" (must use that term loosely around govvy jobs.)
> (Side story: During the repairs to the back patio, the
> contractor parked his skid steer between my house and the
> next door neighbor who is a great guy that I help with
> mechanical stuff occasionally. So I'm talking with my
> neighbor and he looks at the skid steer and says "Did you
> buy that for your project? It wouldn't surprise me."
>
> That still cracks me up! :)
>
> I can stop lusting after tools any time I want, though.
>
> And no, the contractor wouldn't let me drive the loader
> around. Grr. :)
I'm going to rent one for myself some day. They're only $150 a day,
so it's cheaper than a pair of fresh HD trabajadors, who might be able
to do the same amount of work in one day.
>> Well, at least it hasn't interrupted your Easter egg hunts...yet.
>
>Watch This Space.
ohshit...
Larry Jaques
<Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>On 3/20/2010 6:00 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
Detoxing from TeeVee in 3 Easy Steps + 1:
1) Don't pay this month's cable bill.
2) Use dykes to snip coax cable at the wall.
3) Ask wifey (neighbor, friend, etc.) the way to your SHOP and go get
some more projects done!
4) When you're tired from that, relax and read all the unfinished
books on your bookshelf and wherever else you store them.
When you're satisfied that you don't need TV any more, send me the
equivalent amount of a year's cable payments for my consultation fee.
P.S: Once you're away from TV for a month, ask your doctor to
discontinue your high blood pressure medicine. He'll find that it's
alright (maybe even _low_) now.
--
Instant Gratification Takes Too Long!
-------------------------------------
Winston
> On Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:23:56 -0700, the infamous Winston
> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>
>> On 3/20/2010 6:04 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>>> On Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:54:17 -0700, the infamous Winston
>>> <Win...@bigbrother.net> scrawled the following:
>>
>> (...)
>>
>>>> I zipped into the garage and snapped up the street valve
>>>> wrench. After shutting off the street valve, the
>>>> mini tsunami subsided at last.
>>>
>>> It's a good thing that you had one. Um, why DID you have one?
>>
>> Larry, I'm shocked. It is a tool, so why wouldn't I have one?
>
> Easy answer: Because you're not a landscaper or city Public Works
> "worker" (must use that term loosely around govvy jobs.)
Think of it as my only bow to Robert A. Heinlein.
WRT his famous 'specialization' quote.
(...)
> I'm going to rent one for myself some day. They're only $150 a day,
> so it's cheaper than a pair of fresh HD trabajadors, who might be able
> to do the same amount of work in one day.
Wear a respirator because the diesel variety get pretty unpleasant
pretty quickly. Also, have lots of clear area around because the
skid steers will snap offending fenceposts just like *that*.
>>> Well, at least it hasn't interrupted your Easter egg hunts...yet.
>>
>> Watch This Space.
>
> ohshit...
Yup.
--Winston
Winston
Yup. Reminds me of the Don Lancaster cartoon showing an appropriately
chubby fellow holding his TV power cord by the plug and snipping
it in two with properly - sized wire cutters. Wise then and wise now.
--Winston