Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives
Cliff
"Study: Are Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives?"
[
The notion that liberals are smarter than conservatives is familiar to anyone
who has spent time on a college campus. The College Democrats are said to be
ugly, smug and intellectual; the College Republicans, pretty, belligerent and
dumb. There's enough truth in both stereotypes that the vast majority of college
students opt not to join either club.
But are liberals actually smarter? A libertarian (and, as such, nonpartisan)
researcher, Satoshi Kanazawa of the London School of Economics and Political
Science, has just written a paper that is set to be published in March by the
journal Social Psychology Quarterly. The paper investigates not only whether
conservatives are dumber than liberals but also why that might be so.
...
The short answer: Kanazawa's paper shows that more-intelligent people are more
likely to say they are liberal. They are also less likely to say they go to
religious services. These aren't entirely new findings; last year, for example,
a British team found that kids with higher intelligence scores were more likely
to grow into adults who vote for Liberal Democrats, even after the researchers
controlled for socioeconomics. What's new in Kanazawa's paper is a provocative
theory about why intelligence might correlate with liberalism. He argues that
smarter people are more willing to espouse "evolutionarily novel" values � that
is, values that did not exist in our ancestral environment, including weird
ideas about, say, helping genetically unrelated strangers (liberalism, as
Kanazawa defines it), which never would have occurred to us back when we had to
hunt to feed our own clan and our only real technology was fire.
....
]
Probably something else many wingers have problems with: fire.
Like the wheel, money, ...
It's just so easy to lie, steal & murder. Why bother with much of
anything else, right?
--
Cliff
Cliff
Kanazawa offers this view of how such novel values sprang up in our ancestors:
Imagine you are a caveman (if it helps, you are wearing a loincloth and have
never shaved). Lightning strikes a tree near your cave, and fire threatens. What
do you do? Natural selection would have favored the smart specimen who could
quickly conceive answers to such a problem (or other rare catastrophes like
sudden drought or flood), ....
]
Probably something else many wingers have problems with: fire.
Like the wheel, money, ...
It's just so easy to lie, steal & murder. Why bother with much of
anything else, right?
A few do seem to understand floods though:
http://anothergoonsite.be/pics/bush_fishing_new_orleans.jpg
--
Cliff
Beam Me Up Scotty
> http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1968042,00.html
> "Study: Are Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives?"
> [
> The notion that liberals are smarter than conservatives is familiar to anyone
.....Who ever listened to a pampas Liberal speaking?
> who has spent time on a college campus. The College Democrats are said to be
> ugly, smug and intellectual; the College Republicans, pretty, belligerent and
> dumb. There's enough truth in both stereotypes that the vast majority of college
> students opt not to join either club.
>
> But are liberals actually smarter? A libertarian (and, as such, nonpartisan)
> researcher, Satoshi Kanazawa of the London School of Economics and Political
> Science, has just written a paper that is set to be published in March by the
> journal Social Psychology Quarterly. The paper investigates not only whether
> conservatives are dumber than liberals but also why that might be so.
> ...
> The short answer: Kanazawa's paper shows that more-intelligent people are more
What was the Basis for "intelligence" was it problem solving, Liberals
are a big fat ugly zero when it comes to being problem solvers, they
live in Utopia-land and they solve gas problems by riding their Unicorns
to work every day.
> likely to say they are liberal. They are also less likely to say they go to
> religious services. These aren't entirely new findings; last year, for example,
> a British team found that kids with higher intelligence scores were more likely
Is Intelligence equal to "smart" NO. Are intelligent people more
practical than the Average person, NO. Just the opposite, intelligent
people are some of the most irrational people I have ever met and they
can seldom function in the real world and end up stuck in Academia where
they can't get themselves in too much trouble.
> to grow into adults who vote for Liberal Democrats, even after the researchers
> controlled for socioeconomics. What's new in Kanazawa's paper is a provocative
> theory about why intelligence might correlate with liberalism. He argues that
> smarter people are more willing to espouse "evolutionarily novel" values � that
> is, values that did not exist in our ancestral environment, including weird
> ideas about, say, helping genetically unrelated strangers (liberalism, as
> Kanazawa defines it), which never would have occurred to us back when we had to
> hunt to feed our own clan and our only real technology was fire.
He should have quit at "espouse evolutionary novel" and realized that
egg heads are already evolutionary misfits from the Island of egg head
Misfits. They love to espouse ridiculous ideas that are of little value
but even crazy people stumble onto the truth once in a while, yet we
don't call them genius... *or do we* .......?
> ....
> ]
--
Aratzio
Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
secret probation for writing:
>
>.....Who ever listened to a pampas Liberal speaking?
Define irony.
Aratzio
Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
secret probation for writing:
>What was the Basis for "intelligence" was it problem solving, Liberals
>are a big fat ugly zero when it comes to being problem solvers, they
>live in Utopia-land and they solve gas problems by riding their Unicorns
>to work every day.
Nothing ironical about declaring your opponent delusional by
describing your delusional depiction of them.
Aratzio
Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
secret probation for writing:
>Is Intelligence equal to "smart" NO.
BWAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
The wingnut belief that their self-described "common sense" is better
than intelligence.
Beam Me Up Scotty
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�n�hw��f
the waters of pure thought with
news:4b891ec4$0$2102$ec3e...@unlimited.usenetmonster.com:
>> are more willing to espouse "evolutionarily novel" values � that
>> is, values that did not exist in our ancestral environment,
>> including weird ideas about, say, helping genetically unrelated
>> strangers (liberalism, as Kanazawa defines it), which never would
>> have occurred to us back when we had to hunt to feed our own clan
>> and our only real technology was fire.
>
> He should have quit at "espouse evolutionary novel" and realized
> that egg heads are already evolutionary misfits from the Island of
> egg head Misfits. They love to espouse ridiculous ideas that are
> of little value but even crazy people stumble onto the truth once
> in a while, yet we don't call them genius... *or do we* .......?
>
>> ....
>> ]
>
>
Wow...just *wow*...you did a better job of supporting Cliff's
argumentative thesis than I ever could! And I had a funny caveman
example to make the point about conservatives vs liberals to
interject.
Good Job!
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Lookout
This is apparent when you read any liberal v.s conservative group.
Lookout
<Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
>On 2/27/2010 12:39 AM, Cliff wrote:
>> http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1968042,00.html
>> "Study: Are Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives?"
>> [
>> The notion that liberals are smarter than conservatives is familiar to anyone
>
>.....Who ever listened to a pampas Liberal speaking?
>
>> who has spent time on a college campus. The College Democrats are said to be
>> ugly, smug and intellectual; the College Republicans, pretty, belligerent and
>> dumb. There's enough truth in both stereotypes that the vast majority of college
>> students opt not to join either club.
>>
>> But are liberals actually smarter? A libertarian (and, as such, nonpartisan)
>> researcher, Satoshi Kanazawa of the London School of Economics and Political
>> Science, has just written a paper that is set to be published in March by the
>> journal Social Psychology Quarterly. The paper investigates not only whether
>> conservatives are dumber than liberals but also why that might be so.
>> ...
>> The short answer: Kanazawa's paper shows that more-intelligent people are more
>
>What was the Basis for "intelligence" was it problem solving, Liberals
>are a big fat ugly zero when it comes to being problem solvers, they
>live in Utopia-land and they solve gas problems by riding their Unicorns
>to work every day.
Any proof of this? Nah..you're making it up..or as my father used to
call it..you're LYING.
>> likely to say they are liberal. They are also less likely to say they go to
>> religious services. These aren't entirely new findings; last year, for example,
>> a British team found that kids with higher intelligence scores were more likely
>
>Is Intelligence equal to "smart" NO.
That's YOUR opinion.
>Are intelligent people more
>practical than the Average person, NO.
Define practical
>Just the opposite, intelligent
>people are some of the most irrational people I have ever met and they
>can seldom function in the real world and end up stuck in Academia where
>they can't get themselves in too much trouble.
Again. that's YOUR opinion.
>
>> to grow into adults who vote for Liberal Democrats, even after the researchers
>> controlled for socioeconomics. What's new in Kanazawa's paper is a provocative
>> theory about why intelligence might correlate with liberalism. He argues that
>> smarter people are more willing to espouse "evolutionarily novel" values � that
>> is, values that did not exist in our ancestral environment, including weird
>> ideas about, say, helping genetically unrelated strangers (liberalism, as
>> Kanazawa defines it), which never would have occurred to us back when we had to
>> hunt to feed our own clan and our only real technology was fire.
>
>He should have quit at "espouse evolutionary novel" and realized that
>egg heads are already evolutionary misfits from the Island of egg head
>Misfits. They love to espouse ridiculous ideas that are of little value
>but even crazy people stumble onto the truth once in a while, yet we
>don't call them genius... *or do we* .......?
>
>> ....
>> ]
And then you go into a 3rd grade rant and insult. YOU are the typical
conservative...no facts to back up your opinion and then you tell a
"yo mamma" joke.
Lookout
Ohh....was something you said humorous?
Aratzio
Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
secret probation for writing:
>On 2/27/2010 10:37 AM, Aratzio wrote:
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:40:13 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> What was the Basis for "intelligence" was it problem solving, Liberals
>>> are a big fat ugly zero when it comes to being problem solvers, they
>>> live in Utopia-land and they solve gas problems by riding their Unicorns
>>> to work every day.
>>
>> Nothing ironical about declaring your opponent delusional by
>> describing your delusional depiction of them.
>>
>humor is powerful.
I agree, nothing quite as funny as someone dumb as a stump expounding
that their *common sense* trumps actual intelligence.
Aratzio
"�n�hw��f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
writing:
>Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> clouded
It would not be so frightening if they did not actually believe that
their stupidity is actually an advantage.
As long as there are people like Imhofe allowed to serve in public
office the country is fucked.
Jane Q.
@sneakemail.com says...
I didn't know Cliff was from Argentina.
--
"I contend we are both atheists - I just believe in one fewer god
than you do. When you understand why you reject all other gods, you
will understand why I reject yours as well." Stephen F. Roberts
rangerssuck
> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:43:05 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> secret probation for writing:
>
> >On 2/27/2010 10:37 AM, Aratzio wrote:
> >> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:40:13 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> secret probation for writing:
>
> >>> What was the Basis for "intelligence" was it problem solving, Liberals
> >>> are a big fat ugly zero when it comes to being problem solvers, they
> >>> live in Utopia-land and they solve gas problems by riding their Unicorns
> >>> to work every day.
>
> >> Nothing ironical about declaring your opponent delusional by
> >> describing your delusional depiction of them.
>
> >humor is powerful.
>
> I agree, nothing quite as funny as someone dumb as a stump expounding
> that their *common sense* trumps actual intelligence.
This is reminding me an awful lot of an incident with my boss, a real
winger, about 30 years ago. I was designing a rather complicated piece
of computer equipment, and he was writing the manual. He asked me to
read it. It was full of bad grammar and misspelled words. I pointed
this out to him, trying to be diplomatic. He replied, "The New York
Times is written on a sixth grade reading level." I explained to him
that when they say that, they mean that the Times can be read by a
sixth grader, not that it was written by a sixth grader. His response
was along the lines of, "Well, you don't want to sound too smart, it
will scare the customers."
Sheesh
Aratzio
Jane Q. <pri...@liberal.minded> got double secret probation for
writing:
>In article <gpeio5dt19avsurdg...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>@sneakemail.com says...
>>
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:40:13 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >
>> >.....Who ever listened to a pampas Liberal speaking?
>>
>> Define irony.
>
>I didn't know Cliff was from Argentina.
He has a thing for grass. He likes knolls too.
ozark...@yahoo.com
I know what you mean. I recall the leftwing nut who told me that it
would be eay to feed all the homeless people, just let them eat at
McD's and send the government the bill - and she was dead serious.
Winston
Doug Fir with two 2 x 6 horizontals at the top to support an
outdoor patio cover.
I could just use some 1/2" allthread through all three pieces
of lumber, fastened with washers and nuts, but I dislike the
look of the protruding hardware.
I thought of using a tee nut on one side, but the only supplier
of those parts in 1/2-13 apparently cannot ship them.
Now I'm thinking of removing the hex from the outside of some
coupling nuts so that I can use them to join the ends of a
couple of button head recess hex cap screws with washers.
Is there a better way to do this?
Thanks!
--Winston
Don Foreman
wrote:
Think separation of variables. I'm guessing that your primary need for
strength is in shear, which could be served by one or more flush-cut
steel rods. Retention by horizontal tension could be accomplished
with lag bolts.
Cliff
What a spelling flame !!
Actually, the study was a little bit flawed, IMHO.
It was about college & education & we all know that only
the best & the brightest of the wingers could get in in the
first place (plus a few cheaters that found out how to
write test answers on their hands or had $$ tutors & were
legacies they HAD to admit & not fail).
So it was a biased study.
In favor of wingers as so very many were excluded
from the test samples in the first place.
--
Cliff
Aratzio
Cliff <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> got double secret
probation for writing:
>On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 18:08:30 -0800, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:36:05 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>Jane Q. <pri...@liberal.minded> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>>In article <gpeio5dt19avsurdg...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>>>@sneakemail.com says...
>>>>
>>>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:40:13 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >.....Who ever listened to a pampas Liberal speaking?
>>>>
>>>> Define irony.
>>>
>>>I didn't know Cliff was from Argentina.
>>
>>He has a thing for grass. He likes knolls too.
>
> What a spelling flame !!
No, irony flame. Do pay attention. That sentence was proof the study
has at least anecdotal validity.
�n�hw��f
with news:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
Its got packaging going for it :)
Teh bumper stickrz is way easy to memorize!
> As long as there are people like Imhofe allowed to serve in public
> office the country is fucked.
>
Its been fucked since FZ started singing about how fucked it was in
the 60's.
Its just getting worse.
NP: Freak Out
Beam Me Up Scotty
> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure thought
> with news:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:45:01 -0600, in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks,
Here we go again, down that long empty road of Liberalism telling us
that they are the only ones smart enough to rule the humans. Omnipotent
and arrogant and just plain wrong. So how intelligent do you need to be
to get it that wrong?
> Its been fucked since FZ started singing about how fucked it was in
> the 60's.
> Its just getting worse.
>
The farther to the left we go the worse it gets? HHHhhhmmm who'd a
thunk it?
> NP: Freak Out
>
--
Beam Me Up Scotty
> with news:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:45:01 -0600, in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks,
Here we go again, down that long empty road of Liberalism telling us
that they are the only ones smart enough to rule the humans. Omnipotent
and arrogant and just plain wrong. So how intelligent do you need to be
to get it that wrong?
> Its been fucked since FZ started singing about how fucked it was in
> the 60's.
> Its just getting worse.
>
The farther to the left we go the worse it gets? HHHhhhmmm who'd a
thunk it? Liberals are dum.
> NP: Freak Out
>
--
Aratzio
Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
secret probation for writing:
>On 2/28/2010 11:37 AM, �n�hw��f wrote:
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure thought
>> with news:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:45:01 -0600, in the land of
>> alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> "�n�hw��f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>> are more willing to espouse "evolutionarily novel" values � that
Good to see that you believe one person defines all of conservatism. A
moron at that. Simplistic thinking refined to bumper sticker meme and
then espoused as "common sense". No sense analyzing the situation just
use your gut.
>
>> Its been fucked since FZ started singing about how fucked it was in
>> the 60's.
>> Its just getting worse.
>>
>
>The farther to the left we go the worse it gets? HHHhhhmmm who'd a
>thunk it?
Short term memory of the morons is defined by the statement above.
Here is a quick test:
1. Which president signed into law the lagest single tax increase?
2. Who were the presidents when the three largest economic crisis of
the 20th & 21st century orgiginated?
3. Who was the last president to raise taxes on the wealthy and when?
>> NP: Freak Out
>>
Cliff
Exactly.
--
Cliff
Winston
> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:50:33 -0800, Winston<Win...@bigbrother.net>
> wrote:
(...)
>> Is there a better way to do this?
>>
>> Thanks!
>>
>> --Winston
>
> Think separation of variables. I'm guessing that your primary need for
> strength is in shear, which could be served by one or more flush-cut
> steel rods. Retention by horizontal tension could be accomplished
> with lag bolts.
Thanks, Don!
--Winston
Beam Me Up Scotty
--
Too_Many_Tools
>
> - Show quoted text -
LOL..actually that is not a bad idea.
And they would get fed.
TMT
Too_Many_Tools
dog.com> wrote:
> On 2/28/2010 11:37 AM, n hw f wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure thought
> > withnews:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
>
> >> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:45:01 -0600, in the land of
> > alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> writing:
>
> >>> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destroy-Everyth...@Talk-n-dog.com> clouded
>
> - Show quoted text -
Maybe you didn't get the memo...since Obama has been charge it is
getting better...slowly.
TMT
Beam Me Up Scotty
Which universe are you standing in.... Greece is belly-up 16 million
Americans out of work with the outlook is grim for getting another job.
Obama doesn't know and wouldn't know how to create a job, if one bit him
in the ass.
Things are looking great.... we are broke and Obama wants to spend 4
times what Bush spent.
ozark...@yahoo.com
It is easy to see that you are as dumb as she is......
rangerssuck
Yes, they are out there - on both sides. the same *RIGHT* wing boss
who had the bad grammar suggested that the entire middle-east conflict
could be solved if all the Israelis (about 3.5 million at the time,
IFRC) would just get on planes with all there belongings and go,
maybe, to Australia. And HE was dead serious.
Idiocy know no political boundaries.
Gray Ghost
news:feb8a368-cd22-4aba...@e1g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
Y'all want to provide a reference for that or shall we just take your word for
it?
--
God, guns and guts made America great.
And Janet Napolitano nervous.
Which should tell you all you need to know about Democrats. How can one
restore America to greatness if greatness makes you uncomfortable?
ozark...@yahoo.com
Indeed; but it seems to flourishthe best on the left
rangerssuck
wrote:
I think it's been thoroughly demonstrated in this group.
rangerssuck
> On Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:24:11 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck
>
>
>
>
>
That's YOUR opinion.
�n�hw��f
the waters of pure thought with
> On 2/28/2010 11:37 AM, �n�hw��f wrote:
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure
>> thought with news:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:45:01 -0600, in the land of
>> alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> "�n�hw��f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
>>> writing:
>>>
>>>> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com>
>>>> clouded the waters of pure thought with
>>>> news:4b891ec4$0$2102$ec3e...@unlimited.usenetmonster.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2/27/2010 12:39 AM, Cliff wrote:
>>>>>> http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1968042,00.ht
>>>>>> ml "Study: Are Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives?"
>>>>>> novel" values � that is, values that did not exist in our
You're multi-posting, dimmy.
>> Its been fucked since FZ started singing about how fucked it was
>> in the 60's.
>> Its just getting worse.
>>
>
> The farther to the left we go the worse it gets? HHHhhhmmm who'd
> a thunk it?
>
Its not moving in that direction, kook.
>> NP: Freak Out
>>
>
NP: Hot Rats
�n�hw��f
the waters of pure thought with
There's no antidote for wingnuttery.
Word.
Cliff
>On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:40:13 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
>secret probation for writing:
>
>>What was the Basis for "intelligence" was it problem solving, Liberals
>>are a big fat ugly zero when it comes to being problem solvers, they
>>live in Utopia-land and they solve gas problems by riding their Unicorns
>>to work every day.
>
>Nothing ironical about declaring your opponent delusional by
>describing your delusional depiction of them.
Beam Me Up Scotty has been beamed up it looks like.
Thinks guns solve all problems.
Shoots self in head again he does.
Don't trust this guy with even simple problems or they
will look like Stop signs in Red States.
But only made worse, never solved.
--
Cliff
Cliff
<Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
>On 2/27/2010 10:37 AM, Aratzio wrote:
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:40:13 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> What was the Basis for "intelligence" was it problem solving, Liberals
>>> are a big fat ugly zero when it comes to being problem solvers, they
>>> live in Utopia-land and they solve gas problems by riding their Unicorns
>>> to work every day.
>>
>> Nothing ironical about declaring your opponent delusional by
>> describing your delusional depiction of them.
>>
>humor is powerful.
You keep tripping over it.
--
Cliff
"The Great One"
"§nühw¤£f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:Xns9D2E5A0DB8897...@216.196.97.142...
> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> clouded
> the waters of pure thought with
> news:4b8ac2e6$0$11361$ec3e...@unlimited.usenetmonster.com:
>
> >> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure
> >> thought with news:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
> >>
> >>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:45:01 -0600, in the land of
> >> alt.usenet.kooks,
> --
> Wolfus-Puss
Do tell...
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I told you that Fungus would make you Gay !!
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Cliff
wrote:
>On Feb 27, 11:51�am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:43:05 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destroy-Everyth...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >On 2/27/2010 10:37 AM, Aratzio wrote:
>> >> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:40:13 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destroy-Everyth...@Talk-n-dog.com> got double
>> >> secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >>> What was the Basis for "intelligence" �was it problem solving, Liberals
>> >>> are a big fat ugly zero when it comes to being problem solvers, they
>> >>> live in Utopia-land and they solve gas problems by riding their Unicorns
>> >>> to work every day.
>>
>> >> Nothing ironical about declaring your opponent delusional by
>> >> describing your delusional depiction of them.
>>
>> >humor is powerful.
>>
>> I agree, nothing quite as funny as someone dumb as a stump expounding
>> that their *common sense* trumps actual intelligence.
>
>This is reminding me an awful lot of an incident with my boss, a real
>winger, about 30 years ago. I was designing a rather complicated piece
>of computer equipment, and he was writing the manual. He asked me to
>read it. It was full of bad grammar and misspelled words. I pointed
>this out to him, trying to be diplomatic. He replied, "The New York
>Times is written on a sixth grade reading level." I explained to him
>that when they say that, they mean that the Times can be read by a
>sixth grader, not that it was written by a sixth grader. His response
>was along the lines of, "Well, you don't want to sound too smart, it
>will scare the customers."
>
>Sheesh
Two wingers were digging a ditch in the hot sun.
One finally looks at the other and asks "Say why do we have to stay out in the
heat and dig this damn ditch"?
The other winger says "Why don't you go and ask the foreman?"
So he does.
"My buddy asks why we are the only ones out in the heat digging this ditch and
you always sitting in the shade drinking that cold drink"?
The foreman says "Winger, grab your shovel and meet me over here at this tree
and I'll be happy to show you why".
So he gets his shovel and goes over to where the foreman is standing.
The foreman tells the winger "Winger, put your hand on this tree and hand me
that shovel. Do not remove your hand from this tree no matter what. OK?"
The winger puts his hand on the tree and says "OK I won't move".
The foreman then takes the shovel and swings it as hard as he can and almost
completely smashes the winger's hand.
Now the foreman puts his hand on the tree and gives the shovel back to the
winger and says "Go ahead; I know you want to, hit my hand as hard as you can".
The winger hauls off and swings the shovel with all of his might.
Just as the shovel gets near his hand the foreman moves it and the shovel hits
the tree.
"Now winger" says the foreman "do you understand why I'm in the shade and you
and that other winger are in the ditch"?
The winger says "Yes, I think so".
So back in the ditch he goes.
The other winger's curiosity is killing him so he asks "What did the foreman
say about your question"?
"I don't know how to explain it" says the winger whose hand is still in bad
pain.
Well, the other one keeps bugging him until finally he says "Okay, I'll show
you what he said." He then puts his hand in front of his face and tells the
other winger "Take your shovel and hit my hand as hard as you can."
Cliff
>I know what you mean. I recall the leftwing nut who told me that it
>would be eay to feed all the homeless people, just let them eat at
>McD's and send the government the bill - and she was dead serious.
In some cases that might be a good idea indeed.
--
Cliff
Cliff
<Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
>On 2/28/2010 11:37 AM, �n�hw��f wrote:
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure thought
>> with news:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:45:01 -0600, in the land of
>> alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> "�n�hw��f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>> are more willing to espouse "evolutionarily novel" values � that
The actual problem is probably that the liberals keep saving the wingers;
otherwise Darwin would get most of them over time.
>
>> Its been fucked since FZ started singing about how fucked it was in
>> the 60's.
>> Its just getting worse.
>>
>
>The farther to the left we go the worse it gets? HHHhhhmmm who'd a
>thunk it?
Wingers reproduce.
Nobody quite understands why.
>> NP: Freak Out
>>
--
Cliff
Cliff
<Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
>Liberals are dum.
Try spelling lessons.
It's not even a big word.
--
Cliff
Cliff
>>Are intelligent people more
>>practical than the Average person, NO.
>
>Define practical
Ditches are practical.
So are the holes wingers keep digging for themselves.
--
Cliff
Beam Me Up Scotty
It's amusing that you recognize any of it. Intended or NOT.
Double entendre
Facetiousness
Sarcasm
Metaphors
Most of it zings right past you Liberals but it's nice to see it's not
always wasted. I don't claim to be an intelligent Liberal... so my
being delusional wasn't a problem. I kinda think I made it look good on
paper(what intelligent Liberals do) and made the point that Intelligent
Liberals are pompous and their exercise in mental yoga(twisting things
into unreal shapes) isn't impressive. They have yet to solve the
problems of the world, in fact they are causing more problems than they
solve, they even shoot each other like crazy religious zealots(Libs
really hate to be considered equals to religious people) in the military.
I got a chuckle out of writing it, it was funny on so many levels.
The original story said the educated Liberals were perceived as ugly
freaks. Utopia-land equals Academia... Unicorns are wind and solar
powered cars.
I'm still chucking.
Beam Me Up Scotty
But then you and your ilk got us here didn't you.
--
Beam Me Up Scotty
DDdddddoooohhhh you got me agin.... I have spell check too.
Check each post, I try to put one in each.
--
Beam Me Up Scotty
But then you and your ilk got us "here" didn't you.
--
ozark...@yahoo.com
Yep - and that is what America is all about. Left wingers want to
remove that.
Gray Ghost
news:b40a6bd6-9066-4ba1...@f8g2000yqn.googlegroups.com:
Big sigh. I had no idea illiteracy was so prevalent.
I was referring to the claim that a right winf "boss" suggested that the
Israelis leave Israel.
You aren't that stupid are you?
Cliff
Ghost) wrote:
>>> > Yes, they are out there - on both sides. the same *RIGHT* wing boss
>>> > who had the bad grammar suggested that the entire middle-east conflict
>>> > could be solved if all the Israelis (about 3.5 million at the time,
>>> > IFRC) would just get on planes with all there belongings and go,
>>> > maybe, to Australia. And HE was dead serious.
>>>
>>> > Idiocy know no political boundaries.
>>>
>>> Y'all want to provide a reference for that or shall we just take your
>>> word for it?
>>
>> I think it's been thoroughly demonstrated in this group.
>
>Big sigh. I had no idea illiteracy was so prevalent.
>
>I was referring to the claim that a right winf "boss" suggested that the
>Israelis leave Israel.
Who invited them in the first place ???
Illegal aliens !!
>
>You aren't that stupid are you?
--
Cliff
Cliff
<Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
>>> Nothing ironical about declaring your opponent delusional by
>>> describing your delusional depiction of them.
>>
>> Beam Me Up Scotty has been beamed up it looks like.
>> Thinks guns solve all problems.
>> Shoots self in head again he does.
>>
>> Don't trust this guy with even simple problems or they
>> will look like Stop signs in Red States.
>> But only made worse, never solved.
>
>But then you and your ilk got us here didn't you.
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place, it was for no lack of trying. George himself achieved astonishing depths
of failure. His most notable achievements were all unintentional, and he still
doesn�t know what they were.
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cynical disinformation about government for the last half-century or more, the
Bush years re-taught millions of them that voting is important, that established
parties aren�t identical, that primaries are a mechanism for assessing and
refining candidates, and that campaign speeches don�t have to consist entirely
of hot air and patriotic-sounding generalities.
There will be histories written about the Bush administration. They�ll be privy
to information we don�t have yet, because the future is like that. On the other
hand, we have our own privileged knowledge: We know how the story looked like to
people who didn�t know how it was going to come out.
Now, in this moment before a changing world overwrites our memories of the era,
let us pause to salute our constant companion of those years: The Onion. Other
histories of the Bush years will doubtless be more factual, but none will ever
be truer.
January 26, 2000: Bush Reaches Out To Hispanic Community With Generous Tip.
March 8, 2000: Bush �Refuses To Dignify� Mass-Murder Allegations.
July, 26, 2000: Bush Reluctantly Accepts Donation From Parents.
August 9, 2000: Republicans� �Diversity Through Imported Africans� Plan
Criticized.
September 13, 2000: Bush Surges Ahead In Polls After Strong Showing On Pommel
Horse.
October 4, 2000: Bush Vows To Do �That Thing Gore Just Said, Only Better�.
October 18, 2000: Bush Horrified To Learn Presidential Salary.
November 15, 2000: Bush Executes 253 New Mexico Democrats.
November 15, 2000: Nation Plunges Into Chaos: Pro-Bush Rebels Seize Power In
West; D.C. In Flames.
November 15, 2000: Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S.
December 20, 2000: Bush Calls For End To �Era Of Political Argument�.
January 17, 2001: Bush: �Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is
Finally Over�.
January 24, 2001: �80s Retro Craze Sweeps Executive Branch.
March 21, 2001: Congress Adds �All Your Base Are Belong To Us� Amendment To
Bankruptcy Bill.
April 18, 2001: Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil�s
Minor Works.
May 9, 2001: After Careful Consideration, Bush Recommends Oil Drilling.
May 30, 2001: Bush Actually President, Nation Suddenly Realizes.
June 20, 2001: Bush Trying To Decide How To Spend His Tax Refund
July 18, 2001: Bush Vows To Remove Toxic Petroleum From National Parks.
August 1, 2001: Bush Finds Error In Fermilab Calculations.
August 22, 2001: Bush Vows To Wipe Out Prescription-Drug Addiction Among
Seniors.
September 26, 2001: American Life Turns Into Bad Jerry Bruckheimer Movie.
September 26, 2001: Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell.
September 26, 2001: God Angrily Clarifies �Don�t Kill� Rule.
September 26, 2001: Hugging Up 76,000 Percent.
September 26, 2001: Arab-American Third-Grader Returns From Recess Crying,
Saying He Didn�t Kill Anyone.
September 26, 2001: Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake.
September 26, 2001: Bush Sr. Apologizes To Son For Funding Bin Laden In �80s.
September 26, 2001: Report: Gen X Irony, Cynicism May Be Permanently Obsolete.
September 26, 2001: Jerry Falwell: Is That Guy A Dick Or What?
September 26, 2001: The U.S. Military Is Pondering Its Response Options.
September 26, 2001: Talking To Your Child About The WTC Attack.
September 26, 2001: U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We�re At War With.
September 26, 2001: President Urges Calm, Restraint Among Nation�s Ballad
Singers.
September 26, 2001: Statshot: How Have We Spent the Last Two Weeks?
September 26, 2001: Dinty Moore Breaks Long Silence On Terrorism With Full-Page
Ad.
September 26, 2001: Point/Counterpoint: We Must Retaliate With Blind Rage�
September 26, 2001: Infographic: Making America Safer.
October 3, 2001: U.S. Urges Bin Laden To Form Nation It Can Attack.
October 10, 2001: Freedoms Curtailed In Defense Of Liberty.
October 17, 2001: Woman With Sore Throat Thinks It Might Be Anthrax.
October 31, 2001: CIA Admits It�s Good At Overthrowing Stuff, Not So Much The
Intelligence.
November 14, 2001: U.S. To Arab World: �Stop Hating Us Or Suffer The
Consequences�.
December 05, 2001: All Proceeds No Longer Going To Charity.
December 5, 2001: America Is Ready To Laugh At Me Again.
December 19, 2001: What Is Sexy In The Wake Of Sept. 11?
January 16, 2002: Bush Attempts To Distance Self From Yet Another Failed
Business.
February 6, 2002: Bush Earmarks 1.5 Billion Gold Stars For Education.
February 20, 2002: Americans Would Be Outraged If They Understood Enron
Collapse.
February 27, 2002: $5 Million Bounty Placed On Recession.
March 6, 2002: Bush Calls On Business Leaders To Create 500,000 Shitty Jobs By
2003.
June 5, 2002: Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason.
June 20, 2002: Fan-Favorite First Season Of Bush Administration Released On DVD.
July 24, 2002: Bush Begins Hunger Strike To Protest Human-Rights Abuses In
Nepal.
July 31, 2002: U.S. Takes Out Debt-Consolidation Loan.
August 7, 2002: Lou Dobbs Hosts Moneyline From Window Ledge.
September 11, 2002: Second Birthday In A Row Ruined By Terrorism.
September 11, 2002: Bush Won�t Stop Asking Cheney If We Can Invade Yet.
September 18, 2002: Bush Sends Troops To West Nile.
October 2, 2002: Bush Seeks U.N. Support For �U.S. Does Whatever It Wants� Plan.
October 16, 2002: Bush On Economy: �Saddam Must Be Overthrown�.
November 20, 2002: When I�m Feeling Blue, I Can Always Go To My Undisclosed
Location.
December 4, 2002: Report: Presidents Washington Through Bush May Have Lied About
Key Matters.
December 11, 2002: Bush Gives France 30 Days To Speak English.
December 18, 2002: Bill Of Rights Pared Down To A Manageable Six.
January 15, 2003: Bush On North Korea: �We Must Invade Iraq�.
February 5, 2003: Department Of The Interior Sets Aside Two Million Acres For
Car Commercials.
February 12, 2003: Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance.
February 12, 2003: Ashcroft Orders Staff To Chain Him Tightly Before Next Full
Moon.
February 12, 2003: North Korea Wondering What It Has To Do To Attract U.S.
Military Attention.
February 19, 2003: Terrorism �Not Likely� Cause Of Fire At Local Laundromat.
March 5, 2003: Bush Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War.
March 12, 2003: Bush Orders Iraq To Disarm Before Start Of War.
March 12, 2003: Congress Accidentally Approves Arts Funding.
March 26, 2003: Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle.
March 26, 2003: Vital Info On Iraqi Chemical Weapons Provided By U.S. Company
That Made Them.
March 26, 2003: This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region/No it won�t.
March 26, 2003: U.S. Continues Proud Tradition Of Diversity On Front Lines.
April 2, 2003: Government No Longer Even Bothering To Hide Halliburton Favors.
April 2, 2003: Bush Thought War Would Be Over By Now.
April 2, 2003: I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About
America.
April 9, 2003: Bush Subconsciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion.
May 7, 2003: Bush Cites The Last Starfighter As Inspiration For Entering
Politics.
June 4, 2003: Bush Visits U.S.S. Truman For Dramatic Veterans�-Benefits-Cutting
Ceremony.
June 11, 2003: Infographic: Exaggerating the WMD Threat.
June 18, 2003: GOP Reports Record Second-Quarter Profits.
June 18, 2003: U.S. Refuses To Allow U.N. Weapons Inspectors Back Into Iraq.
July 2, 2003: Bush Asks Congress For $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism.
July 23, 2003: Bush Not Heard From For Over A Month.
August 6, 2003: Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer.
August 14, 2003: Republicans Introduce Economic Equality Bill For Fun Of
Shooting It Down.
August 20, 2003: Bush Diagnosed With Attention-To-Deficit Disorder.
September 10, 2003: Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them.
September 10, 2003: White House Denied Third Mortgage.
September 17, 2003: Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot
Act.
September 24, 2003: U.S. Government To Discontinue Long-Term, Low-Yield
Investment In Nation�s Youth.
October 1, 2003: 85% Of Public Believes Bush�s Approval Rating Fell In Last
Month.
October 1, 2003: Cheney Suspects Bush Listening In On Other Phone.
October 15, 2003: Bush Disappointed To Learn Chinese Foreign Minister Doesn�t
Know Karate.
October 15, 2003: Lieberman Pledges To Gloss Over The Boring Issues.
October 22, 2003: CIA-Leak Scapegoat Still At Large.
November 5, 2003: Energy Secretary Just Assumed Cabinet Knew He Did Porn Films
In The �80s.
November 5, 2003: Karl Rove Ensures Republican Elected As Student Body
President.
December 3, 2003: Bush Re-Election Campaign Creates Thousands Of New Jobs.
December 17, 2003: Bush Won�t Put Down New Football.
January 21, 2004: Bush Vows To Discover, Legalize Aliens On American, Martian
Soil.
January 28, 2004: Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To
White House.
January 28, 2004: Rumsfeld Only One Who Can Change Toner In White House Printer.
February 25, 2004: Bush To Cut Deficit From Federal Budget.
March 3, 2004: Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend.
March 10, 2004: Cheney Clotheslines Aide.
March 17, 2004: Rumsfeld Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts Tournament At Remote
Island Fortress.
March 17, 2004: Bush Calls Incumbency Key Issue Of Campaign.
March 24, 2004: Bush Urges Iraqis To Pass Amendment Banning Gay Marriage.
March 31, 2004: Bush Addresses 8.2 Million Unemployed: �Get A Job�.
April 7, 2004: Price Of Nuclear Secrets Plummeting.
April 14, 2004: New Negative Campaign Ads Blast Voters Directly.
April 21, 2004: Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While
Bush Speaks.
April 21, 2004: Iraqis Arming Selves For Independence.
April 28, 2004: Bush To Iraqi Militants: �Please Stop Bringing It On�.
May 12, 2004: Bush Vows To Pay Closer Attention To Needs Of Non-Presidents.
May 19, 2004: U.S. To Fight Terror With Terror.
May 26, 2004: Fed-Up Cheney Enters Presidential Race Himself.
May 26, 2004: Bush Posts Classified Ad For 90,000 Troops.
June 16, 2004: Report: 9/11 Commission Could Have Been Prevented.
July 7, 2004: Devious Rabbit Tricks Bush Into Signing Gun Ban.
July 7, 2004: Nation�s Liberals Suffering From Outrage Fatigue.
July 21, 2004: White House Declares War On DSL Provider.
July 21, 2004: Secretary Of Defense Humiliated As U.S. Credit Card Rejected.
August 4, 2004: CIA Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog.
August 11, 2004: Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan For Better America.
August 18, 2004: Bush Finally Gets Oval Office Just The Way He Wants It.
August 25, 2004: Swing States Roughed Up By Bush, Kerry Operatives.
September 1, 2004: Small Group Of Dedicated Rich People Change The World.
September 1, 2004: Vacationing Bush Accepts Republican Nomination Via Live
Satellite Feed.
September 1, 2004: Cheney Urged Not To Work Blue During Convention.
September 8, 2004: Bush Campaign More Thought-Out Than Iraq War.
September 8, 2004: Hundreds Of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry.
September 15, 2004: Cheney Returns To Camp Crystal Lake.
September 22, 2004: Bush Introduces New Timmy Blanchard Left Behind Act.
September 29, 2004: Documents Reveal Gaps In Bush�s Service As President.
October 6, 2004: Irrelevant Pop Stars Unite Against Bush.
October 6, 2004: Bush Arrives At Debate Wearing Flight Suit.
October 13, 2004: Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected.
October 20, 2004: Nader Polling At 8% Among Past Supporters.
October 27, 2004: Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3.
October 27, 2004: Countdown To The Recount 2004.
November 3, 2004: Nader Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat On Bush, Kerry.
November 3, 2004: Millions Of Work Hours Lost To Voting.
November 3, 2004: U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election.
November 10, 2004: Bush Promises To Unite Nation For Real This Time.
November 10, 2004: Nation�s Poor Win Election For Nation�s Rich.
November 10, 2004: U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq.
November 17, 2004: Republicans Call For Privatization Of Next Election.
November 24, 2004: White House Thanksgiving Turkey Detained Without Counsel.
November 24, 2004: Swift Boat Veterans Still Hounding Kerry.
December 22, 2004: 44 Suspicious Packages Detonated Under White House Christmas
Tree.
January 5, 2005: Bush Celebrates Millionth Utterance Of �Lessons Of Sept. 11�.
January 5, 2005: Bush Unveils New Blind-Faith-Based Initiatives.
January 19, 2005: White House Dishwasher Tenders Resignation.
February 9, 2005: Bush Defends Deny-Side Economics.
February 23, 2005: Bush Determined To Find Warehouse Where Ark Of Covenant Is
Stored.
March 9, 2005: Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: �We�ll Go Through Iran�.
March 23, 2005: Colin Powell�s Tell-All Book: Steroid Use Rampant In White
Houses.
March 30, 2005: Bush Launches Preemptive Attack On Social Security.
March 30, 2005: �Missed Connection� Ad Obviously Cheney.
April 6, 2005: Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush�s Chest.
April 27, 2005: Report: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students� Chances
Of Getting Laid Abroad.
May 4, 2005: Arizona Man Steals Bush�s Identity, Vetoes Bill, Meets With Mexican
President.
May 19, 2005: Bush Challenges America To Produce The Perfect Romantic Comedy By
2009.
June 1, 2005: U.S. Intensifies Empty-Threat Campaign Against North Korea.
June 8, 2005: Bush Lifts Ban On Vigilantism: �Let�s See What Happens,� Says
President.
June 15, 2005: Bush Fishing For Compliments During Press Conference.
July 20, 2005: Marine Corps Shortens Slogan To �The Few�.
July 27, 2005: Bush To London Bombers: �Bring It On�.
July 27, 2005: Supreme Court Justices Devour Sandra Day O�Connor In Ancient
Ritual.
August 3, 2005: White House Denies Existence Of Karl Rove.
August 3, 2005: Bush Acquired By Martian Zoo.
August 10, 2005: Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920.
August 31, 2005: Bush: Vacation Ruined By �Stupid Dead Soldier�.
September 7, 2005: Cheney Dropped By White House HMO.
September 7, 2005: Bush Tearfully Addresses Nation After Watching Field Of
Dreams.
September 14, 2005: Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New
Orleans Corpses� Teeth.
September 14, 2005: Bush Nominates First-Trimester Fetus To Supreme Court.
September 21, 2005: Bush Braces As Cindy Sheehan�s Other Son Drowns In New
Orleans.
September 28, 2005: Bush�s Approval Rating Of Other Americans Also At All-Time
Low.
September 28, 2005: U.S. Launches AIDS-Awareness Campaign In Botswana: �You All
Have AIDS,� Says U.S..
October 5, 2005: Halliburton Given Contract To Rebuild Cheney.
October 12, 2005: Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge Of Country.
October 19, 2005: President Bush Urges Nation.
October 20, 2005: Bush To Throw Out First Through 120th Pitch Of World Series.
October 27, 2005: Bush To Nominate Next Person Who Walks Through Door.
November 2, 2005: �Scooter� Libby Wishes He�d Ditched Nickname Before Media
Coverage.
November 2, 2005: Bush Orders Mass Bald Eagle Slaughter To Stop Spread Of Bird
Flu.
November 16, 2005: Long-Awaited Beer With Bush Really Awkward, Voter Reports.
November 23, 2005: Bush To Increase Funding For Hope-Based Initiatives.
November 23, 2005: Topeka Mayor Now Highest-Ranking Non-Indicted Republican
Official.
December 7, 2005: More Americans Falling For �Get Rich Slowly Over A Lifetime Of
Hard Work� Schemes.
December 7, 2005: Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom.
December 21, 2005: U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy.
December 28, 2005: Cloned Cheney Lacks Charm Of Original.
December 28, 2005: Bush Elected President Of Iraq.
December 28, 2005: White House Celebrates Fifth Straight Year Without Oral Sex.
December 28, 2005: Well-Rested Bush At The Top Of His Game.
December 28, 2005: North Korea Nukes Self In Desperate Plea For Attention.
January 17, 2006: U.S. Holds Going-Out-Of-Business Sale.
January 18, 2006: Bush Urges Senate To Give Alito Fair, Quick, Unanimous
Confirmation.
January 20, 2006: CEO Needs $30 Million Aspen Home To Recharge Batteries.
February 1, 2006: President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate
Scandals.
February 8, 2006: White House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial.
February 14, 2006: Bush Hides U.S. Report Card In Sock Drawer.
February 15, 2006: President Bush Escapes From Weekly Bath.
February 20, 2006: White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat.
February 27, 2006: Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness.
March 13, 2006: Bush Increasingly Focused On How Revisionist History Will See
Him.
March 20, 2006: White House Reporter Asks How Many Mountain Dews The President
Slams A Day.
March 23, 2006: World Leaders Urge Condoleezza Rice To Take NFL Commissioner�s
Job.
March 28, 2006: President Bush Designates 1 Million Acres For Federally
Protected Water Parks.
April 5, 2006: Detroit Sold For Scrap.
April 5, 2006: Critics Blast Bush For Not Praying Hard Enough.
April 26, 2006: EPA Didn�t Know Anybody Was Still Drinking Water.
April 26, 2006: Bush Calls Cabinet Meeting To Get Story Straight.
April 28, 2006: President Approval Rating Remains High On eBay.
May 17, 2006: Oil Executives March On D.C.
May 23, 2006: President Bush Invokes Executive Super Powers.
May 24, 2006: Bush Puts National Guard In Charge Of Public Relations.
May 24, 2006: Hillary Clinton Is Too Ambitious To Be The First Female President.
May 31, 2006: Critics Blast Al Gore�s Documentary As �Realistic�.
June 28, 2006: Insurgent Secretly Terrified Of Winning Control Of Iraq.
June 28, 2006: Government To Defend Marriage From Dashing Reginald St. Croix,
Esq..
June 30, 2006: Vice President Cheney�s Severed Hand Chokes Chairman Of Ways And
Means Committee.
July 17, 2006: Deadlocked Supreme Court: �Someone�s Voting Twice�.
July 18, 2006: Bush Quietly Rolls Back Iraq Death Toll To Zero.
July 19, 2006: Scratch �N Win Ballots To Debut In November.
July 21, 2006: U.S. Soldiers Ask Rumsfeld If They Could Get Surprise Visit From
Loved Ones Instead.
August 1, 2006: Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self.
August 9, 2006: Condoleezza Rice Holds Bathtime Talks With Undersea
Representatives.
August 15, 2006: U.S. Dedicates $64 Billion To Undermining Gates Foundation
Efforts.
August 30, 2006: Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To
Think.
August 30, 2006: Bush Gives Up Presidency For True Love.
September 7, 2006: Bush: �History Cannot Judge Me If I End It Soon�.
September 11, 2006: NYC Unveils 9/11 Memorial Hole.
September 27, 2006: New Job Posting On Craigslist Clearly For Secretary Of The
Interior.
October 3, 2006: Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight.
October 4, 2006: President Bush Decides The U.S. Will Fight The Terrorists In
Ohio.
October 11, 2006: Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife.
October 31, 2006: GOP Throws All Financial Support Behind One Candidate.
November 1, 2006: Bush: Thousands Of Registered Democrats Needed For �Extremely
Important� Mission.
November 3, 2006: President Bush Asks U.S. Soldiers To Stop Dying.
November 3, 2006: Laura Bush Suspects Anniversary Card Penned By Speech Writer.
November 7, 2006: Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections.
November 7, 2006: Republicans Blame Election Losses On Democrats.
November 7, 2006: Voter Turnout Reaches All-Time Low Of 17.
November 8, 2006: Rumsfeld: �My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done�.
November 22, 2006: CNN Renews This Week At War For Next Eight Seasons.
November 27, 2006: Troop Morale Boosted By Surprise Visit From First Dog.
November 29, 2006: President Bush Spills Coffee On Computer That Has All Of The
Government�s Files On It.
December 11, 2006: Discouraged Bush Begins Seeking Approval Of Other Nations.
December 12, 2006: Marine Hopes To Spend Second Tour Of Duty On Different
Baghdad City Block.
December 12, 2006: Clinton Finally Takes Responsibility For Bush
Administration�s Failures.
December 13, 2006: Failed Attempt At Hyperbole Yields Dead-On Statistic.
December 18, 2006: Generous Vice President Cheney Gives Hard-Working Media Field
Day.
December 18, 2006: Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm Elections.
December 18, 2006: Ken Lay�s Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions.
January 3, 2007: Laura Bush Crushes Life Out Of White House Intruder.
January 19, 2007: White House Hints At Surprise Twist Ending To Bush Presidency.
January 22, 2007: Bush Rushing To Get Nation In Order Before Hu Jintao�s Visit.
January 23, 2007: CIA Director Quietly Buys Nuclear-Attack Insurance.
January 29, 2007: Bush Commits One Additional Troop To Afghanistan.
January 31, 2007: White House Quietly Retracts Entire State Of The Union
Address.
February 2, 2007: Bush Deploys 20,000 Wishful Thoughts To Iraq.
February 14, 2007: President Bush Sacrifices National Lamb.
February 21, 2007: Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11.
February 23, 2007: Dick Cheney Can�t Get Enough New Hearts.
February 28, 2007: Manny Ramirez Plays With Bush Family Dogs.
March 13, 2007: White House Adds Eight Inches To White House Fence.
March 26, 2007: Injured Troops Request Extended Tours To Avoid Being Sent To
Walter Reed.
March 28, 2007: Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush.
March 28, 2007: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses To Confessing Under Torture.
April 2, 2007: Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal Of Head From White
House Banister.
April 11, 2007: Cheney Spends 2-Week Vacation Lying Motionless In Open Grave.
April 11, 2007: U.S. Counter-Counterterrorism Unit Successfully Destroys
Washington Monument.
April 23, 2007: Cheney Celebrates Earth Day By Breathing Oxygen.
April 25, 2007: President Bush Reaches Out To Nation�s Fallen Bees.
May 2, 2007: Bush Has One Of Those Days Where He Feels Like 68% Of People Hate
Him.
May 17, 2007: Fall From Pommel Horse Puts Cheney�s 2008 Olympic Hopes In Doubt.
June 5, 2007: Secret Service Agent Takes Out Dandelion On White House Lawn.
June 6, 2007: Retired Gen. George Washington Criticizes Bush�s Handling Of Iraq
War.
June 20, 2007: Addressing Climate Crisis, Bush Calls For Development Of National
Air Conditioner.
July 16, 2007: Bush Orders F-16 Flyover To Cheer Himself Up.
July 24, 2007: Bush Texting While Mahmoud Abbas Speaks.
August 6, 2007: DNA Evidence Frees Man From Zoo.
August 24, 2007: Democratic Mob Censures Bush In Effigy.
August 31, 2007: Heartbroken Bush Runs After Departing Rove�s Car.
September 5, 2007: New Secret Service Agent Disappointed There Are No Decoy
Presidents.
September 6, 2007: New Orleans Saints Relocated To Help Heal Utah.
September 12, 2007: Statshot: How is the New York Times padding its opinion
page?
September 20, 2007: In The Know: White House Announces �Everything Is Great In
Iraf�.
September 21, 2007: Fifteen Awesome Lies about Hillary Clinton.
September 26, 2007: Bush Makes Surprise Visit To Work.
October 3, 2007: New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love.
October 10, 2007: Cost Of Freedom At All-Time High.
October 13, 2007: Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man.
October 31, 2007: Child On White House Tour Momentarily Seizes Control Of
Nation.
November 6, 2007: Bush Proud U.S. Economic Woes Can Still Depress World Markets.
November 7, 2007: Infographic: Democratic Candidates Turn On Clinton.
November 12, 2007: U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially
Dangerous Atoms.
November 21, 2007: Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back To Life.
December 10, 2007: Bush�s New Dentist Faces Tough Confirmation Hearing.
December 16, 2007: Iraq War No Longer Interesting Enough To Make List Of Year�s
Top Stories.
December 17, 2007: Infographic: The Presidency In The Year 2007.
December 18, 2007: Gore Wins Oscar, Nobel Peace Prize For Slide-Show
Presentation.
December 21, 2007: Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide.
January 1, 2008: The Candidates.
January 5, 2008: Bush Begins Preparations For Nation�s Final Year.
January 23, 2008: Bill Clinton: �Screw It, I�m Running For President�.
January 30, 2008: We Must All Do Our Part To Preserve This Climate Of Fear.
February 15, 2008: Asian Markets Fall Like Cherry Blossoms In Gentle Spring
Rain.
February 22, 2008: Bush Hopes Recession Doesn�t Affect Sales Of His Memoirs.
February 27, 2008: Bush Vows To Make It Up To Country Somehow.
March 18, 2008: President Bush Accidentally Signs Cast Into Law.
March 19, 2008: Infographic: McCain�s Running Mate.
March 21, 2008: JPMorgan Chase Acquires Bear Stearns In Tedious-To-Read News
Article.
April 9, 2008: Cheney Re-Grows Limb In Front Of Shocked Advisers.
April 9, 2008: Iraq War Memorial Planners Forced To Revise Length Again.
April 10, 2008: $46,000 Vacuumed Out Of White House Couch.
May 1, 2008: President Bush Unveils New �Impotence Only� Sex Policy.
May 14, 2008: Obama Voicemail Message Not That Inspiring.
May 14, 2008: Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing
To Hold It All Together.
May 23, 2008: Bush Announces 8-Month Plan To Steal Favorite Desk Lamp.
May 28, 2008: President Bush Converts West Wing Into Injured Animal Shelter.
June 11, 2008: Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts.
June 16, 2008: Grandmother Proud To Have Lived Long Enough To See First Viable
Female Candidate Torn Apart.
June 18, 2008: Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do.
July 2, 2008: Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous
Presidency.
July 7, 2008: Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band�s Jobless Rate Hits
20%.
July 9, 2008: Bill Clinton Sadly Folds First Lady Dress Back Into Box.
July 11, 2008: Debt: Should The World Forgive Ours So We Can Be Rich Again?.
July 14, 2008: Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In.
July 30, 2008: Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet.
August 12, 2008: Cheney On The Court.
August 20, 2008: Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney�s Foot.
August 22, 2008: Bush Told To Sign Birthday Treaty For Someone Named �Kyoto�.
August 26, 2008: Bush Lets War Widow Punch His Arm Once.
August 27, 2008: Cheney To Speak At Republican Convention From Section 109, Row
56, Seat 3.
September 1, 2008: Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts.
September 2, 2008: Gay War Hero Awarded Posthumous Dishonorable Discharge At
White House Ceremony.
September 3, 2008: Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation.
September 10, 2008: President Bush Only Has To Spend 20 Trillion To Inherit Bush
Family Fortune.
September 10, 2008: Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To
Collapse.
September 17, 2008: Infographic: Rumors Swirl Around Palin.
September 11, 2008: Obama Suddenly Panicked After Gazing Too Far Into Future.
September 17, 2008: Obama Deletes Another Unread MoveOn.org E-Mail.
September 22, 2008: Man Succumbs To Seven-Year Battle With Health Insurance.
September 24, 2008: Point/Counterpoint: Gov. Palin Has No Foreign Policy
Experience�
September 29, 2008: Palin Brushing Up On Foreign Policy At Epcot.
October 3, 2008: Bush Goes Blonde For Remainder Of Presidency.
October 7, 2008: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State.
October 13, 2008: Michelle Obama All That Stands Between Love-Struck Media,
Barack Obama.
October 15, 2008: Bush Calls For Panic.
October 13, 2008: Financial Planner Advises Shorter Life Span.
October 17, 2008: John McCain Not Going To Ask Cindy McCain Twice.
October 20, 2008: Fleet Of Alien Destroyers Demand Details Of Obama�s Universal
Health Care Plan.
October 24, 2008: Palin Family Just Sitting Around Living Room Eating Jerky.
October 24, 2008: Ron Paul Promises To Return When Country Needs Him Most.
October 26, 2008: Lieberman�s Overlords Most Displeased.
October 29, 2008: As Election Draws Near, Area Man Moves To All-Obama T-Shirt
Rotation.
October 30, 2008: Struggling Lower Class Still Unsure How Best To Fuck Selves
With Vote.
November 1, 2008: Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine.
November 3, 2008: Bush Asks Advice For This Friend Of His Who Invaded Iraq.
November 4, 2008: Millions Of Voters Refuse To Exit Polls.
November 4, 2008: Bush: �Can I Stop Being President Now?�
November 5, 2008: Black Man Given Nation�s Worst Job.
November 12, 2008: Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase.
November 17, 2008: Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained
Scheme To Fix Economy.
November 19, 2008: Crocodile Bites Off Bush�s Arm.
November 24, 2008: In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In
Giant Turkey Costume.
November 26, 2008: Vice President Cheney Burns Down White House Aviary.
November 28, 2008: Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone.
December 1, 2008: I�m Really Gonna Miss Systematically Destroying This Place.
December 2, 2008: U.S. Economy Continues Campaigning For Barack Obama.
December 4, 2008: Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks.
December 8, 2008: Bush�s Eyelid Accidentally Nailed To Wall.
December 9, 2008: Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore.
December 10, 2008: Bush Picks Laser Background For Presidential Portrait.
December 14, 2008: Bush Frustrated By Mother�s Constant Questioning Of His Plans
Post-White House.
December 16, 2008: WaMu Files For ChapLev.
December 16, 2008: $700 Billion Bailout Celebrated With Lavish $800 Billion
Executive Party.
December 17, 2008: Outgoing First Lady Laura Bush Shows Michelle Obama Secret
White House Bone Closet.
December 18, 2008: America�s First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term.
January 6, 2009: Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush.
January 9, 2009: Vice President Cheney Seen Dragging Egg Sac Through West Wing.
January 12, 2009: Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk.
January 13, 2009: Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate.
January 13, 2009: Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama�s
Inauguration Ceremony.
January 14, 2009: Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush�s Brain.
January 14, 2009: Bush, Cheney Stand Back-To-Back, Cock Shotguns One Last Time.
So there. All that remains now is for Bush to spend the rest of his life doing
penitential good works.*
....
]
Find those "WMDs" yet?
--
Cliff
Cliff
<Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
Over the results of your spelling checker?
--
Cliff
rangerssuck
wrote:
Oh, excuse me, I left my tape recorder home that day. This was a
conversation between me and the guy who signed my pay checks 30 years
ago. What did you think I was talking about?
rangerssuck
Want to remove what? Opposing opinions? I guess I never got that memo
from headquarters. On the other hand, you can look right here in this
group and see who killfiles whom. It is virtually all right wingers
who can't stand to read the posts of those on the left.
Beam Me Up Scotty
I'm sure I get at leest one per post, I try to remember.
--
Gray Ghost
news:10c2786a-0588-4855...@e1g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
I believed you were referin to a public figure, my apologies. That does sound
pretty stupid, though. Truthfully though I've never heard any conservative
ever suggest the Israelis leave. Your exboss my have thought he was right
wing, you may have though he was due to your own beleifs, but that is ahrdly a
genuien right wing position. Did he also think America would be better if the
blacks would get on a boat and go back to Africa? Cause if he did 30 years ago
he would have been a Democrat.
Gray Ghost
news:40b8cc19-a988-4b82...@f35g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
More correctly the rightwingers get tired of the name calling and irational
ravings. One is not required under any circumstances to endure the rantings of
a fool. He may rant at length if that is his choice but there is no
requirement that I stand and listen to him. On balance there are other
activities that are a much better use of my time.
�n�hw��f
of pure thought with
news:fgcoo51vi5lvcbfcl...@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 28 Feb 2010 14:32:58 -0500, Beam Me Up Scotty
> <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
>
>>On 2/28/2010 11:37 AM, �n�hw��f wrote:
>>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure
>>> thought with news:lcjio51m889kftu4a...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:45:01 -0600, in the land of
>>> alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> "�n�hw��f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>>
>>>>> Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com>
>>>>> clouded the waters of pure thought with
>>>>> news:4b891ec4$0$2102$ec3e...@unlimited.usenetmonster.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2/27/2010 12:39 AM, Cliff wrote:
>>>>>>> http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1968042,00.h
>>>>>>> tml "Study: Are Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives?"
Blue states support the red states via tax revenue and general
economic productivity.
>>
>>> Its been fucked since FZ started singing about how fucked it was
>>> in the 60's.
>>> Its just getting worse.
>>>
>>
>>The farther to the left we go the worse it gets? HHHhhhmmm who'd
>>a thunk it?
>
> Wingers reproduce.
> Nobody quite understands why.
>
Stupid people breed easily since they dont consider the consequences
of *anything*.
NP: FZ -Hot Rats
>>> NP: Freak Out
�n�hw��f
the waters of pure thought with news:4b8c40d4$0$11398
$ec3e...@unlimited.usenetmonster.com:
One grammaticly correct sentence?
Your epic failure is noted.
Hawke
>>>>>> Idiocy know no political boundaries.
>>>
>>>>> Indeed; but it seems to flourishthe best on the left
>>>
>>>> That's YOUR opinion.
>>>
>>> Yep - and that is what America is all about. Left wingers want to remove
>>> that.
>>
>> Want to remove what? Opposing opinions? I guess I never got that memo
>> from headquarters. On the other hand, you can look right here in this
>> group and see who killfiles whom. It is virtually all right wingers
>> who can't stand to read the posts of those on the left.
>>
>
> More correctly the rightwingers get tired of the name calling and irational
> ravings. One is not required under any circumstances to endure the rantings of
> a fool. He may rant at length if that is his choice but there is no
> requirement that I stand and listen to him. On balance there are other
> activities that are a much better use of my time.
>
Hey, good answer. You managed to take what was a clearly true statement
about it being the right wingers who killfile people they disagree with
and dodged it. Instead of admitting the truth to this statement you made
the excuse that the wingers do this because the "liberals" name calling
and rantings are too much to bear. That was a nice try but anyone who
has read this news group finds out real fast the no one calls more names
or engages in irrational rants than the right wingers do. But that is
not the point is it? The point is the right wingers can't deal with
hearing opposing views. So they killfile people with liberal views. That
is what a pussy would do. But what would you expect from the
conservatives, who pretend to be tough guys when they are really wimps?
This is just a case of if you can't take the heat don't go in the
kitchen. Right wingers can't take the heat so they have to use the
killfile. Which is just what I expect from them.
Hawke
ozark...@yahoo.com
Exactly
>I guess I never got that memo
>from headquarters
Sorry you don't keep up with things
>. On the other hand, you can look right here in this
>group and see who killfiles whom. It is virtually all right wingers
>who can't stand to read the posts of those on the left.
I did look; it's the gun control idiots that run scared.
ozark...@yahoo.com
<davesm...@digitalpath.net> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Idiocy know no political boundaries.
>>>>
>>>>>> Indeed; but it seems to flourishthe best on the left
>>>>
>>>>> That's YOUR opinion.
>>>>
>>>> Yep - and that is what America is all about. Left wingers want to remove
>>>> that.
>>>
>>> Want to remove what? Opposing opinions? I guess I never got that memo
>>> from headquarters. On the other hand, you can look right here in this
>>> group and see who killfiles whom. It is virtually all right wingers
>>> who can't stand to read the posts of those on the left.
>>>
>>
>> More correctly the rightwingers get tired of the name calling and irational
>> ravings. One is not required under any circumstances to endure the rantings of
>> a fool. He may rant at length if that is his choice but there is no
>> requirement that I stand and listen to him. On balance there are other
>> activities that are a much better use of my time.
>>
>
>Hey, good answer. You managed to take what was a clearly true statement
>about it being the right wingers who killfile people they disagree with
>and dodged it. Instead of admitting the truth to this statement you made
>the excuse that the wingers do this because the "liberals" name calling
>and rantings are too much to bear. That was a nice try but anyone who
>has read this news group finds out real fast the no one calls more names
>or engages in irrational rants than the right wingers do.
Wrongo, partner. It's the gun control nuts that get irrational.
And they invariably try to turn it into a sexual issue (gun substitute
for a penis) LOL
> But that is
>not the point is it? The point is the right wingers can't deal with
>hearing opposing views. So they killfile people with liberal views.
Well, if you want to call the gun control nut's insults and rants as
"opposing".
> That
>is what a pussy would do. But what would you expect from the
>conservatives, who pretend to be tough guys when they are really wimps?
LOL See what I mean? In your own paragraph.........
>This is just a case of if you can't take the heat don't go in the
>kitchen. Right wingers can't take the heat so they have to use the
>killfile. Which is just what I expect from them.
>
>Hawke
Is your first name "Chicken"?
RogerN
"Cliff" <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message
news:8lbho5dgke44ilg3b...@4ax.com...
> http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1968042,00.html
> "Study: Are Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives?"
> [
And I'm still asking are liberals smarter than a fence post! :-)
RogerN
Occam's Razor
At least fence posts know when to shut up....
Aratzio
"RogerN" <re...@midwest.net> got double secret probation for writing:
And I'll bet that the irony of you even having to ask that is lost on
you.
Gray Ghost
news:hmk04o$fb3$1...@speranza.aioe.org:
Silly boy. You made my point for me. I will keep certain of the opposition
unkillfiled, I enjoy the debate. However the lunatic, tourettes afflicted
children? No thanks. If I want tko argue with children I'll get my 6 year old.
I suspect she is a good bit smarter than many of the profane, immature baboons
who post here.
And again no requirement that I subject myself to the abuse of fools. You may
announce your stupidity loudly and as often as you like. I do not have to
listen.
Cliff
We know that voltages just don't float off to "who knows where" <VBG>.
Flash told us so !!!
--
Cliff
Cliff
<Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
>I'm sure I get at leest one per post, I try to remember.
Roger wants to know who is smarter.
You or any random fence post.
My money is on the fence post.
I've never known one to lie.
--
Cliff
Cliff
<Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote:
>Yep and didn't I get something spelled wrong here?
I dare you to find them.
--
Cliff
Gray Ghost
news:8lbho5dgke44ilg3b...@4ax.com:
>
>
Well they certainly thnk they are anyway. And so as not to hurt thier self
esteem we let them.
RD (The Sandman)
>
It is both sides, Hawke. One would really be hard pressed (and bored
enough to count for a week or two) to decide which side was the most
offensive.
--
Sleep well tonight,
RD (The Sandman)
"Expecting a carjacker, rapist or drug pusher to care that his
possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist
to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces."
--Joseph T. Chew
Aratzio
grey_ghost47...@yahoo.com (Gray Ghost) got double secret
probation for writing:
>Well they certainly thnk
As opposed to republicans.
RogerN
"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:79jro5dgcsib56vks...@4ax.com...
An underage girl has to get her parents permission to get an aspirin at
school but not to get an abortion, a fence post can't come up with something
that stupid.
RogerN
Aratzio
"RogerN" <re...@midwest.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:79jro5dgcsib56vks...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 20:25:48 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> "RogerN" <re...@midwest.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>
>>>"Cliff" <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message
>>>news:8lbho5dgke44ilg3b...@4ax.com...
>>>> http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1968042,00.html
>>>> "Study: Are Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives?"
>>>> [
>>>
>>>And I'm still asking are liberals smarter than a fence post! :-)
>>>
>>>RogerN
>>>
>>
>> And I'll bet that the irony of you even having to ask that is lost on
>> you.
>>
>
>An underage girl has to get her parents permission to get an aspirin at
>school but not to get an abortion, a fence post can't come up with something
>that stupid.
>
>RogerN
>
The Texas School Board.
<dayam, that was easy>
�n�hw��f
news:P4udnUrmxMY0jxLW...@earthlink.com:
Your attempt to make a point is noted. However without a reference
its not credible.
Discuss.
RogerN
"�n�hw��f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9D315E3C6DC9D...@216.196.97.142...
http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/abortion-rights-of-minors.html
http://parental-rights.suite101.com/article.cfm/parental_consent_and_notification
http://www.ehow.com/about_5472248_parental-consent-abortions.html
A couple of other interesting liberal ideas:
A man with no children goes to jail for not paying child support.
If a man kills a pregnant woman he can be charged with murdering 2 people,
seems the unborn child is a living person unless the mother want to kill it.
RogerN
Ala
"RogerN" <re...@midwest.net> wrote in message
news:cP6dnSyWUtFO1w3W...@earthlink.com...
And yet kiling he doctor who might give an abortion is ok according to some.
Seems the born doctor is deemed better dead if a person wants to kill him
Hawke
There's a job for you then. How about you take a survey of the newsgroup
and tally up how many derogatory remarks and childish personal attacks
you find and let us know who is the most guilty of doing it? I've been
reading the posts here for quite a while and I find the worst and most
personal attacks come from the right wing people. You could see who are
the worst offenders and report back. Are you up to the job?
Hawke
Hawke
>> . On the other hand, you can look right here in this
>> group and see who killfiles whom. It is virtually all right wingers
>> who can't stand to read the posts of those on the left.
>
> I did look; it's the gun control idiots that run scared.
Aren't they conservatives?
Hawke
�n�hw��f
>
> "�n�hw��f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9D315E3C6DC9D...@216.196.97.142...
>> "RogerN" <re...@midwest.net> clouded the waters of pure thought
>> with news:P4udnUrmxMY0jxLW...@earthlink.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:79jro5dgcsib56vks...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 20:25:48 -0600, in the land of
>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, "RogerN" <re...@midwest.net> got double
>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Cliff" <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in
>>>>>message news:8lbho5dgke44ilg3b...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1968042,00.htm
>>>>>> l "Study: Are Liberals Smarter Than Conservatives?"
>>>>>> [
>>>>>
>>>>>And I'm still asking are liberals smarter than a fence post!
>>>>>:-)
>>>>>
>>>>>RogerN
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And I'll bet that the irony of you even having to ask that is
>>>> lost on you.
>>>>
>>>
>>> An underage girl has to get her parents permission to get an
>>> aspirin at school but not to get an abortion, a fence post can't
>>> come up with something that stupid.
>>>
>>> RogerN
>>>
>> Your attempt to make a point is noted. However without a
>> reference its not credible.
>>
>> Discuss.
>>
>> --
>> http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/
>> cageprisoners.com|www.snuhwolf.9f.com|www.eyeonpalin.org
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>
> http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/abortion-rights-of-mi
> nors.html
Varies according to state. So its a "states right" issue. If you have
a problem with that take it up with the 10th amendment to the
constitution.
> http://parental-rights.suite101.com/article.cfm/parental_consent_an
> d_notification
In the United States, most states will not allow minors to obtain
abortions without parental consent or notification.
According to the Guttmacher Institute, forty-four states have laws on
the books that require parental involvement...
<shrugs>
> http://www.ehow.com/about_5472248_parental-consent-abortions.html
>
Since abortion was affirmed as a right in 1973, states have needed to
address how they were going to handle underage women seeking to
terminate their pregnancies. The first state to enact parental
involvement laws was Massachusetts, which chose to put into place
parental consent shortly after the right of abortion was recognized.
Your point?
> A couple of other interesting liberal ideas:
> A man with no children goes to jail for not paying child support.
Sounds absurd on the face of it. Prove its caused by EVIL Liberals.
> If a man kills a pregnant woman he can be charged with murdering 2
> people, seems the unborn child is a living person unless the
> mother want to kill it.
>
Interesting point.
RD (The Sandman)
@speranza.aioe.org:
Don't need one. I am having too much fun being retired and spending money
to keep the economy moving. ;)
> How about you take a survey of the newsgroup
> and tally up how many derogatory remarks and childish personal attacks
> you find and let us know who is the most guilty of doing it? I've been
> reading the posts here for quite a while and I find the worst and most
> personal attacks come from the right wing people. You could see who are
> the worst offenders and report back. Are you up to the job?
People will find what they wish to see when they do that. It was like
the health summit.....Republicans saw it much differently than the
Democrats but both of them were at the same conference.
RD (The Sandman)
Hawke
>>> It is both sides, Hawke. One would really be hard pressed (and bored
>>> enough to count for a week or two) to decide which side was the most
>>> offensive.
>>>
>>
>> There's a job for you then.
>
> Don't need one. I am having too much fun being retired and spending money
> to keep the economy moving. ;)
What about if you just make it a project you do for the fun of it? No
need to make a big deal of it. Just make a note when you see the really
bad examples and keep tabs on whether it's a right winger or a liberal.
But since there are so few liberals here I don't see how they could
possibly do the most name calling and ranting.
>> How about you take a survey of the newsgroup
>> and tally up how many derogatory remarks and childish personal attacks
>> you find and let us know who is the most guilty of doing it? I've been
>> reading the posts here for quite a while and I find the worst and most
>> personal attacks come from the right wing people. You could see who are
>> the worst offenders and report back. Are you up to the job?
>
> People will find what they wish to see when they do that. It was like
> the health summit.....Republicans saw it much differently than the
> Democrats but both of them were at the same conference.
That's true but it's the same with a boxing match. You have judges to
decide who won because you know the fighters will each say they won. I
think you can tell when someone is calling someone names or going off. I
just thought you might be a good judge for where the most of the shit is
coming from. I could do it but the right wingers would say I'm biased. I
don't think they would say that about you but I could be wrong. If you
find what I suspect, that the right wingers are by far the worst, they
would say anyone was biased against them.
Hawke
Hawke
> Hawke<davesm...@digitalpath.net> wrote in news:hmq9e2$bit$2
> @speranza.aioe.org:
>
>>
>>>> . On the other hand, you can look right here in this
>>>> group and see who killfiles whom. It is virtually all right wingers
>>>> who can't stand to read the posts of those on the left.
>>>
>>> I did look; it's the gun control idiots that run scared.
>>
>>
>> Aren't they conservatives?
>
> Not usually.
>
The anti gun control crowd are liberals?
Hawke
RD (The Sandman)
news:hmroo5$718$1...@speranza.aioe.org:
>
>>>> It is both sides, Hawke. One would really be hard pressed (and
>>>> bored enough to count for a week or two) to decide which side was
>>>> the most offensive.
>>>>
>>>
>>> There's a job for you then.
>>
>> Don't need one. I am having too much fun being retired and spending
>> money to keep the economy moving. ;)
>
> What about if you just make it a project you do for the fun of it? No
> need to make a big deal of it. Just make a note when you see the
> really bad examples and keep tabs on whether it's a right winger or a
> liberal. But since there are so few liberals here I don't see how they
> could possibly do the most name calling and ranting.
Apparently you are more interested in the result than I am. Ergo, you
should do the study.
Oh, excuse me, I need to take a bite out of my sesame seed bagel and take
a swig of coffee. ................... OK, I'm back. Sorry it took so
long but I had to watch a coyote try to catch a rabbit. ;)
>>> How about you take a survey of the newsgroup
>>> and tally up how many derogatory remarks and childish personal
>>> attacks you find and let us know who is the most guilty of doing it?
>>> I've been reading the posts here for quite a while and I find the
>>> worst and most personal attacks come from the right wing people. You
>>> could see who are the worst offenders and report back. Are you up to
>>> the job?
>>
>> People will find what they wish to see when they do that. It was
>> like the health summit.....Republicans saw it much differently than
>> the Democrats but both of them were at the same conference.
>
> That's true but it's the same with a boxing match. You have judges to
> decide who won because you know the fighters will each say they won. I
> think you can tell when someone is calling someone names or going off.
> I just thought you might be a good judge for where the most of the
> shit is coming from. I could do it but the right wingers would say I'm
> biased. I don't think they would say that about you but I could be
> wrong.
In my case, it would be Curly that would say I was biased. ;)
If you find what I suspect, that the right wingers are by far
> the worst, they would say anyone was biased against them.
In any case..... have a nice day, mon ami. ;)
RD (The Sandman)
@speranza.aioe.org:
Nope, but that isn't what was said. Let me cite it for you: "...it's
the gun control idiots that run scared.". Do you need some time for that
to sink in? ;)
RD (The Sandman)
news:km03p5dntlcibgcp3...@4ax.com:
> On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:18:16 -0600, "RD (The Sandman)"
> <rdsandman(spamlock)@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>>> There's a job for you then.
>>
>>Don't need one. I am having too much fun being retired and spending
>>money to keep the economy moving. ;)
>>
> I'm glad somebody is keeping the economy moving :)
Doing what I can. Of course, I am not working on a global scale since I
am but one person.....
>>> How about you take a survey of the newsgroup
>>> and tally up how many derogatory remarks and childish personal
>>> attacks you find and let us know who is the most guilty of doing it?
>>> I've been reading the posts here for quite a while and I find the
>>> worst and most personal attacks come from the right wing people. You
>>> could see who are the worst offenders and report back. Are you up to
>>> the job?
>>
>>People will find what they wish to see when they do that. It was like
>>the health summit.....Republicans saw it much differently than the
>>Democrats but both of them were at the same conference.
>>
> Normally, but in this particular forum, talk.politics.guns it really
> does appear to me that the so-called Progressives are more often then
> not the first to fling the personal attacks and are usually the most
> close-minded of the participants and most subjects. They also appear
> the most likely to be the one's to tell people how they think they
> should run their lives.
I see the same thing in here.....sometimes it is amazing.....others it is
amusing.
> Take the primary issue of this forum, guns. It really is as simple as
> each person making up their mind as to whether or not they want to own
> & operate firearms. It isn't as if those who are Pro RKBA are
> advocating that everyone be forced to run out and buy one.
It is the folks from the party of choice get upset if someone actually
makes a choice that differs from theirs. Hell, see the Tebow
controversy.
ozark...@yahoo.com
Nope - it's the "progressives".
RogerN
That underage girls need parents permission to get an asprin at school but
not to get an abortion in some states. There are health risks to consider,
I don't remember the statistics but there are problems with depression,
cancer, and other health risks to women that have abortions that should be
considered. I heard from a doctor that doctors are required to tell
patients about complications and risks of all surgical proceedures except
abortion, the liberals have made or tried to make it illegal for a doctor to
inform patients of the negative consequences of abortion.
>> A couple of other interesting liberal ideas:
>> A man with no children goes to jail for not paying child support.
>
> Sounds absurd on the face of it. Prove its caused by EVIL Liberals.
Caused by the Bradley bill. Senator Bradley made it so a man owing child
support can't get out of it no matter what. If he can scientifically prove
he's not a parrent, he still owes the child support. A business can go
bankrupt and be free of debt, not so with man owing child support. I was
flown by helicopter to a hospital, in ICU 2 weeks, hospitalized for a couple
months, didn't return to work for 3 months and had to pay every cent of
child support even though I had no income, had enormous hospital bills, and
was unable to go to court to get the order changed. I understand that
deadbeat dads is what got the support behind such a bill but you don't
punish paying dads because of those that don't pay. Actually I think the
EVIL part is more on the politician, I have many liberal and conservative
friends. Sometimes I think there is a larger separation between citizens
and politicians than there is between political parties.
RogerN
"Ala" <alac...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:ubqdnSwETZsMyw3W...@earthlink.com...
It don't make a lot of sense to want to kill because you're against killing.
But would it have been wrong to kill Adolph Hitler to save the lives of many
others? Killing Dr Tiller, imo, is like treating the symptom. It would be
better to put in the effort to help prevent the unwanted pregnancies, then
you wouldn't need the abortions.
RogerN
Kadaitcha Man
beard forbids me to interpret that you are so. Ye drizzled:
> That underage girls need parents permission to get an asprin at school
> but not to get an abortion in some states. There are health risks to
> consider, I don't remember the statistics but there are problems with
> depression, cancer, and other health risks to women that have abortions
> that should be considered. I heard from a doctor that doctors are
> required to tell patients about complications and risks of all surgical
> proceedures except abortion, the liberals have made or tried to make it
> illegal for a doctor to inform patients of the negative consequences of
> abortion.
"I don't remember...and other [unquantified] health risks to women that
have abortions...should be considered. I heard..."
Good for you. Now, what right do you have to prevent the free will choice
of someone else?
Apart from none at all, I mean...
Gunner Asch
On the other hand..killing the one to save the many does make a good
deal of sense.
Gunner
Whenever a Liberal utters the term "Common Sense approach"....grab your
wallet, your ass, and your guns because the sombitch is about to do
something damned nasty to all three of them.
RogerN
"Kadaitcha Man" <an...@no.email> wrote in message
news:r065qv$310$a...@unfit-street-worker.net.finland...
What right did the liberals have in making killing children a free will
choice? And what right did liberals have in preventing doctors from
informing the patient about the procedure, something the doctor is required
by law to do for other procedures?
So are you saying that anyone has the right to their free will choice? If
someone chooses to kill their child before it is born, it is OK, why not
after it is born? Maybe we should be able to kill our children anytime we
choose as long as they are dependant on us. And let's have equal rights
too, either the mother or the father can kill the child. And no one has the
right to prevent them from doing it?
"Mom, Dad, I graduated college but need to move back home for a while until
I get a job" BANG! from dads 12 gauge, just another late term abortion.
Innocent babies, liberals say "KILL THEM", convicted serial killers,
liberals say "PROTECT THEM".
RogerN
Kadaitcha Man
worth a breakfast in the cheapest country. Ye salivated:
> "Kadaitcha Man" <an...@no.email> wrote in message
> news:r065qv$310$a...@unfit-street-worker.net.finland...
>> "RogerN", thou grizzled confederate. You should be a woman and yet your
>> beard forbids me to interpret that you are so. Ye drizzled:
>>
>>> That underage girls need parents permission to get an asprin at school
>>> but not to get an abortion in some states. There are health risks to
>>> consider, I don't remember the statistics but there are problems with
>>> depression, cancer, and other health risks to women that have
>>> abortions that should be considered. I heard from a doctor that
>>> doctors are required to tell patients about complications and risks of
>>> all surgical proceedures except abortion, the liberals have made or
>>> tried to make it illegal for a doctor to inform patients of the
>>> negative consequences of abortion.
>>
>> "I don't remember...and other [unquantified] health risks to women that
>> have abortions...should be considered. I heard..."
>>
>> Good for you. Now, what right do you have to prevent the free will
>> choice of someone else?
>>
>> Apart from none at all, I mean...
>
> What right did the liberals<BITCHSLAP>
"what right do you have..."
Note the ever so subtle difference in nuance.