>Too_Many_Tools <
too_man...@yahoo.com> wrote in talk.politics.guns :
>On Oct 6, 3:26 pm, "Rick Anderson" <
TheTu...@bass.gov> wrote:
>> "Klaus Schadenfreude" wrote in message
>>
>> news:5m417894hu0p9i211...@4ax.com...
>>
>> >Too_Many_Tools <
too_many_to...@yahoo.com> wrote in talk.politics.guns :
>> >On Oct 6, 5:43 am, Klaus Schadenfreude <
klausschadenfre...@yahoo.com>
>> >wrote:
>> >> >Too_Many_Tools <
too_many_to...@yahoo.com> wrote in talk.politics.guns :
>> >> >LOL...sounds like Roger The Mop Handle Rapist has been injecting
>> >> >performance enhancing drugs too.
>>
>> >> Nah, he's just naturally 100 times smarter than you.
>>
>> >And of course we hear from Klaus
>>
>> who is 1,000 times smarter than you.
>>
>> Of course, that's not saying much, is it?
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> Find that tax lien yet?
>>
>> >^^^
>>
>> TMT's still looking for HIS criminal records, and the 20 bucks to find it on
>> line.
>
>LOL...yet another nym for Klaus...poor little conservative coward.
That's right- I'm everywhere. It's easer to stalk you that way. Have
you reported me yet?
You know you want to.
[chuckle]
(Phone at FBI HQ] RING! RING!
AGENT: Hello?
TMT: I need to report a terrorist!
AGENT: OK, ma'am, calm down
TMT: I'm not a woman!
AGENT: Oooh, sorry. But with that high squeaky voice I assum--
TMT: THIS IS SERIOUS!
AGENT: OK, give me the facts [under his breath] Ma'am.
TMT: There's this guy on usenet...
AGENT: Usenet?
TMT: Yeah, and he talks about guns all the time!
AGENT: What the fuck is usenet?
TMT: People post messages to each other in groups that are divided up
by subject.
AGENT: I see. And which in which groups is he posting about guns?
TMT: Talk.politics.guns
AGENT: [chortling] I see.
TMT: He talks about guns all the time! He even threatens people with
DEATH!
AGENT: Whoah, that's serious! What are the names of the people he's
threatened with death?
TMT: Um, well, me!
AGENT: And what is YOUR name?
TMT: Too Many Tools.
AGENT: Well, Mr. Tools, have you ever revealed your address or work
location to ... what is this person's name?
TMT: Klaus. Klaus Schadenfreude!
AGENT: Excuse me a second. [covers up phone, laughs hysterically]
AGENET: OK, I'm back Have you ever revealed your real name or address
to, um, Mr. Schadenfreude?
TMT: Well, no.
AGENT: Can you produce any posts where Mr. Schadenfreude has
threatened the lives of anyone?
TMT: Well, no
AGENT: Can you give me any reason why I shouldn't come over to your
house right now and beat the shit out of you?
TMT: Well, no.
AGENT: Then go to our website and complete the form located at this
URL- I'm only going to say it once, so get a pencil ready. Ready?
TMT: Ready!
AGENT:
www.fib.gov/forms/complaint/993yf918hf97g8g*&G876g&fg7g86g&Gv86g876b*u8y8uB*V*UV&UVUvuygugfugihoihjOIJoijo0n0ohonhjoho8h98y76897797098uHOHKHIOhihOh098h90hoHiGH87g7GF7uFyDteStrdFiuhj;pk,:jhJUdftRdyhUGklJ;KOoHkbh.html
Print it out in quadruplicate, and send it to each of the nine
locations listed on the form by certified mail. Remember to include
the $50 handling fee for each form.
TMT: Got it.
AGENT: After reviewing the form, the FBI will act on it within 90
days.
TMT: [to himself] Ha! I GOT the bastard!
AGENT: Thanks for calling Ma'am!
TMT: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A--
AGENT: [click] [Hangs Up]
[four days later.............]
AGENT #2: Hey Ed, you got ANOTHER bunch of checks for $450 dollars!
AGENT: Lunch is on me, boys!