Larry Jaques wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:07:54 -0800, Winston<Win...@Bigbrother.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Larry Jaques wrote:
>>
>> (...)
>>
>>> Am I in your will yet?<wink, wink>
>>
>> Larry, you're in a much better position.
>> You're in my "Won't". :)
>
> <g> That's a new one on me.
It means you won't be bombarded with
dozens of half-started projects when I
pop off the hooks. <G>
(...)
>>> Oh, shit. You went to a farkin' SHRINK? I've come to believe that
>>> they're only shrinks because they wanted to figure out how to fix all
>>> the long lists of what's wrong with _themselves_...
>>
>> 'Had no choice in the matter, Larry.
>> I'm here to say that only three of the six I talked to
>> appeared to be sane.
>
> That many?
Sure! I got to speak with lots of folks who wanted
to talk about little old me. :)
>> Luckily I avoided their psychiatrist.
>> I didn't want to be medicated against my will.
>
> Damn! The things the "doctors" can get away with today are looking
> more and more like the 1850s.
I admit that was pretty sneaky of my friends at Corporate.
>>>>> A written apology from same would be good, too, and keep a copy in the
>>>>> medical file for good measure.
>>>>
>>>> Meh. The little psychopath has gotten a significant promotion, I see.
>>>
>>> Thought about lawsuits? Y'know, just to put the fear of MAN into him.
>>
>> Lawsuits are for people who can afford their own judge.
>> That ain't me.
>
> I grok that in its entirety.
>
>
>>>> The organization has changed their diagnosis and
>>>> has told prospective employers that I'm not mentally
>>>> Ill, I'm a terrorist.
>>>
>>> WHAT?
>>
>> Yup. My boss's boss is very good at defamation.
>
> Have you talked to the local TV crews about this man dissing you and
> them?<evil grinne>
Nah. The outfit is already known in the valley as "The Meatgrinder"
for a reason.
>> The guy at the paint store refused to sell to me due
>> to 'security concerns', as he put it. He did not
>> respond when I asked for clarification.
>> (Luckily the paint store across the street sold me
>> my gallon of latex enamel without any problem at all.)
>
> WHAT? Get an attorney and have him discuss things with the DHS.
Heh! Did I mention that the judges are owned by the Company?
> Then again, I wouldn't be a bit surprised to find that everyone here
> has been put on some terrorist watch list for working with metal even
> once. It's a govvy paranoia thing, I think.
This is Winston, posting from a time in history when
machine tools were completely unlicensed.
:)
>> A clerk at the auto supply store presented my
>> merchandise and asked if I was making a bomb.
>> He wasn't smiling. :(
>
> Holy Shit, Maynard! What were you purchasing?
Battery acid to do some copper plating.
Big deal.
>> The irony is that I really like working and
>> got a very nice (glowing even) review.
>>
>>>> In a subsequent interview, a
>>>> hiring manager asked me if I was really a 'Lone Wolf'. :)
>>>
>>>
>>> Yeah, lawsuit time. (I don't ever want to go there.) They've dealt
>>> you double blows. Dunno 'bout you, but I'd be damned incensed about
>>> it.<sigh>
>>
>> Anger gets you nothing. :)
>
> True.<sigh>
>
>
>>>> Well, at least I beat Alzheimer's.
>>>
>>> Um, yeah. The easy way.
>>
>> WooHoo!
>
> Where did that particular "WooHoo" start? I'm hearing it everywhere
> nowadays.
Humorous exclamation of clueless delight popularized
by cartoon character Homer Simpson.
This utterance entered the popular lexicon starting in
December 17, 1989 at 4:35 PM PST and fell out of favor
by that Tuesday the 19th, shortly before noon.
The expression continued to be used well into the 21st
century by a collection of balding, badly aging, ignorant,
fat white guys that are sure they don't look exactly like
Mssr. Simpson.
WooHoo! :)
> P.S: Sorry if it's on topic to the OT message, but did you ever get
> your HF watch repair kit?
Didn't need it. My reground cheapo screwdriver gets the
backs off the watches, snickety-snack.
> P.P.S: After reading the above, I see why you're so concerned with
> watches.
I'm not overly concerned about 'em.
I haven't worn a watch in about a decade, cause I carry two
PDA devices and a cell phone, all of which have built-in 'watches'.
I was just pleased to get SWMBO's watch running after
the pro's failed so miserably.
--Winston