Dodge acronyms compiled
Stormin Mormon
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming.
Is there one for *Dodge*?
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Hmmm,
Old story. If you can't *dodge*, ram it.
My neighbor's truck has a big sign on it
that says RAM. I did and boy, was he pissed.
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Damned Old *Dodge* Goes Everywhere.
PONTIAC:
Poor old nigger thinks it's a Cadillac
If you can't *dodge*, ram it.
FIAT - Fix it again, Tony
Ford: Fix or Repair Daily / Found on Road Dead
First On Race Day
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming.
Is there one for *Dodge*?
"Thelma"?
Drive Only During Great Emergencies
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Dang Old Dirty Gas Eater
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine
HONDA: Had One Never Did Again
Found a few:
Audi: Another Useless Deutsche Invention
BMW: Big Money Waster
Cadillac" Crazy And Demented Idiots Love Large American Cars
Chrysler: Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine
Repair
Edsel: Every Day Something Else Leaks
GMC: Greatest Chevy Made
Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing"s Driveable And
Inexpensive
Isuzu It Sucks Unless Zero Use
Kia Korean Imitation Accord
Lotus Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Mazda Made After Zero Design Analysis
Mitsubishi Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments
Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
Porsche Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Saturn Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Toyota The One You Ought To Avoid
Subaru spelled backwards is U R A BUS
> Is there one for Dodge?
Not exactly what you are looking for, but as my
brother likes to say, it's the only vehicle with
a pedestrian warning on the hood
in reference to his Power Wagon)
Fucked on Race Day
Fiat: Fix it again, Tony.
Chev - Chuck, Heave & Eventually Vomit
Close- MOPAR, More Outstanding Perfomance At Races
C racked
H eads
E very
V alve
R attles
O il
L eaks
E very
T ime
>Fiat: Fix it again, Tony.
Fiat: Fix it alla time.
'Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere'.
Ford: Flaky Old Recycled Dodge
First Out, Race Day
Found On Road Dead
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE: Damned Old Garagequeen, with Godawful Electrics
Damned Old Dreary Godawful Electrics.
Dead Old Design, with Great Engine
Dead or Dying Garage Equipment
DODGE - Damned Old Dirty Gas Eater
ford first orgy is really delightful
mopar -- massivly overpowered and respected
mopar -- mostly old parts and rust
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
.
Acronyms are fine what about poetry - remember the old Ford
adaptation of
the 23rd?
Haven't got it all but it went something like this:
The Ford is my car, I shall never want another;
It taketh me down into the valleys, but will not bring me
up the other
side;
It causeth me to lie down in wet places and anointeth my
head with oil.
My list I've saved up
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Crappy Heap Every Valve Rusted Over Loses Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fucked On a Real Deal
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
First On Race Day...
And FORD backwards...
Driver Returns on Foot
FIAT -
Fix It Again, Tony!
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Great Mountain Climber
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
Inexpensive?
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MOPAR
mostly old parts and rust
massivly overpowered and respected
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of
Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Vehicle Wannabe
And don't forget the famous: SPHTMFT
Some People Have Too Much Free Time
> FORD
...
> First On Race Day...
I once heard, "For Orphans, Retards, and Dinks",
but I don't believe it. I've always had good
experiences with Fords, albeit thay have been
known to use a little bit of oil. ;-)
Pete Snell
Pete
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Pete Snell
Department of Physics
Royal Military College
Kingston, Ontario,
Canada
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