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BasketCase

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Feb 10, 2009, 3:36:50 AM2/10/09
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Tommy Joe wrote:
>
> Tommy Joe wrote:
>> Bob wrote:
>>>
>>> You're an anarchist. You should start a punk band!
>>> The little baby you hit probably looks totally funny in that tiny
>>> hospital bed. I read about this in the NY Post,there is a reward. I
>>> won't give you up though...$1000,000 isn't worth our friendship to me. I
>>> suggest going in the lamb ASAP though.
>>
>> Oh shit, I bet you thought I was nuts when I said I was posting
>> from the comedy group. I thought I was. I went in there to look
>> around, or thought I did, but I was actually in this group. I
>> actually went out of my way to crosspost and couldn't do it. What a
>> fucking failure. I have both groups on my favorites list next to each
>> other, so I thought I'd clicked into the comedy group, but really I
>> was here all the while. Thinking I was in the comedy group, I saw the
>> snow thread and decided to respond from that group. But I was here
>> the whole time. It's like writing two different people a letter, then
>> putting them in the wrong envelope. I did that on purpose a few
>> times. I started out in both letters saying I was in a rush and had
>> another letter to write to someone else. Then I'd name that other
>> person. Then I accidentally on purpose addressed the letters to the
>> wrong person. In each letter I talked about the other person in a
>> negative but truthful way, but each one was reading about himself. It
>> is done in an exaggerated way, couching the truth in a bit of humor.
>
>
> Ok, now it's official. I'm posting this from the comedy group.
> Now I really am a crossposter in more ways than one. I think I like
> it. But only if I pick and choose the multiple groups to which I'm
> posting. I don't like chaotic crossposting.
>
> Tommy Joe (PCP - purposeful cross posting

You can be reported to your ISP for crossposting and may lose your
internet privileges.

Bob

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Feb 10, 2009, 10:41:11 PM2/10/09
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You can also get reported to the UPB(Ugly Pecker Bureau) for having an
ugly,spotted,pecker.

--

-Bob

"My fault,my failure, is not in the passions I have,but in my lack of
control of them."
-J. Kerouac

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of
us left.
-Oscar Levant

Tommy Joe

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Feb 11, 2009, 12:32:53 AM2/11/09
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BasketCase wrote:

>
>
> You can be reported to your ISP for crossposting and may lose your
> internet privileges.


Might be the best thing to happen for me in a long time. I'm not
a crossposter, not on purpose anyway, except for that one time, which
I think made my point, even if it goes unacknowledged. I will
undoubtedly crosspost again out of laziness, where I fail to check the
address bar for all included groups. But I did it on purpose just
that one time. Which is not to say I won't do it again. But I'm not
a serial crossposter any more than a guy who gets a speeding ticket is
a serial speeder.

Tommy Joe (cross my post and hope to die)

Tommy Joe

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Feb 11, 2009, 12:42:23 AM2/11/09
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Bob wrote:

>
>
> You can also get reported to the UPB(Ugly Pecker Bureau) for having an
> ugly,spotted,pecker.


Spots give a pecker individuality, same as having a larger than
normal warhead to shaft ratio, or a massive set of nuts perched
beneath the worlds smallest dick, or a gigantic shaft with a really
small warhead perched on the end. All dicks are unique. They don't
all look alike. I know because I've seen many dicks. I have not seen
nearly as many assholes. So in that field I won't claim to know more
than the average. But I know my dicks, and I'm not even gay. Anyway,
I'd agree there may be such a thing as an ugly dick. But lumping ugly
in with spots is unfair and bigot-like. I myself do not have a
spotted dick, but I think it's unfair to attack those who do.

Tommy Joe (connect the dots)

ChattyDaisy

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Feb 11, 2009, 12:48:03 AM2/11/09
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So that's why you call yours Cruella Deville!

Regards,
Daisy

BasketCase

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Feb 11, 2009, 3:31:27 AM2/11/09
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A pecker? I don't keep chickens.

Bob

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Feb 11, 2009, 1:41:14 PM2/11/09
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I never said the pecker was ugly BECAUSE of the spots. Just that it was
ugly AND(I have no italics option to over announciate words with!)
spotted.

Bob

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Feb 11, 2009, 1:42:46 PM2/11/09
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Do you own a cock?

BasketCase

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Feb 12, 2009, 3:37:28 AM2/12/09
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No, but one owns me!

Brother Larex

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Feb 12, 2009, 10:28:24 AM2/12/09
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An ugly one! Hehe.

Brother Larex

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Feb 12, 2009, 10:41:14 AM2/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:27:50 -0500, Bob <bob...@aol.com> wrote:

>Tommy Joe wrote:
>>
>> Bob wrote:
>>>
>>> You're an anarchist. You should start a punk band!
>>> The little baby you hit probably looks totally funny in that tiny
>>> hospital bed. I read about this in the NY Post,there is a reward. I
>>> won't give you up though...$1000,000 isn't worth our friendship to me. I
>>> suggest going in the lamb ASAP though.
>>
>>
>> Oh shit, I bet you thought I was nuts when I said I was posting
>> from the comedy group. I thought I was. I went in there to look
>> around, or thought I did, but I was actually in this group. I
>> actually went out of my way to crosspost and couldn't do it. What a
>> fucking failure. I have both groups on my favorites list next to each
>> other, so I thought I'd clicked into the comedy group, but really I
>> was here all the while. Thinking I was in the comedy group, I saw the
>> snow thread and decided to respond from that group. But I was here
>> the whole time. It's like writing two different people a letter, then
>> putting them in the wrong envelope. I did that on purpose a few
>> times. I started out in both letters saying I was in a rush and had
>> another letter to write to someone else. Then I'd name that other
>> person. Then I accidentally on purpose addressed the letters to the
>> wrong person. In each letter I talked about the other person in a
>> negative but truthful way, but each one was reading about himself. It
>> is done in an exaggerated way, couching the truth in a bit of humor.
>>

>> Tommy Joe
>
>lol...I didn't even notice weather or not it was actually crossposted! I
>just took your word for it! :P

Damn crossposters!

Brother Larex

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Feb 12, 2009, 10:44:32 AM2/12/09
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Well it's like they say, beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone!

Brother Larex

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Feb 12, 2009, 10:53:19 AM2/12/09
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On Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:41:14 -0500, Bob <bob...@aol.com> wrote:

>Tommy Joe wrote:
>>
>> Bob wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> You can also get reported to the UPB(Ugly Pecker Bureau) for having an
>>> ugly,spotted,pecker.
>>
>>
>> Spots give a pecker individuality, same as having a larger than
>> normal warhead to shaft ratio, or a massive set of nuts perched
>> beneath the worlds smallest dick, or a gigantic shaft with a really
>> small warhead perched on the end. All dicks are unique. They don't
>> all look alike. I know because I've seen many dicks. I have not seen
>> nearly as many assholes. So in that field I won't claim to know more
>> than the average. But I know my dicks, and I'm not even gay. Anyway,
>> I'd agree there may be such a thing as an ugly dick. But lumping ugly
>> in with spots is unfair and bigot-like. I myself do not have a
>> spotted dick, but I think it's unfair to attack those who do.
>>
>> Tommy Joe (connect the dots)
>
>I never said the pecker was ugly BECAUSE of the spots. Just that it was
>ugly AND(I have no italics option to over announciate words with!)
>spotted.

If you are defining ugly peckers ask Jim to post pics. He is the
local poster child for ugly peckers.

BasketCase

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Feb 13, 2009, 4:50:04 AM2/13/09
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Cunto

BasketCase

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Feb 13, 2009, 4:50:49 AM2/13/09
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Cunto

BasketCase

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Feb 13, 2009, 4:52:39 AM2/13/09
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Translation : His pecker is mutilated.

Tommy Joe

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Feb 13, 2009, 6:56:13 AM2/13/09
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Bob wrote:
>
>
> I never said the pecker was ugly BECAUSE of the spots. Just that it was

> ugly AND spotted.


lol

Tommy Joe

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