Re: Crimmus
Tee Bee
On 2010-12-12 19:22:21 -0500, Cosmo Iacovazzi said:
> Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
> And all ower da hood;
> ereybody wuz' sleepin';
> Dey wuz sleepin' good.
> We hunged up our stockings;
> An hoped like de' heck;
> That old Santa Clause;
> Be bringin' our check.
> All o'de fambily;
> Wuz layin in de beds;
> While Ripple and Thunderbird;
> Danced through dey heads.
> I passed out inna' flo;
> Right nex to my Maw;
> When I heard sech a fuss;
> I looked out thru de bars;
> What covered my doe;
> 'spectin' de sheriff;
> Wif a warrent fo sho.
> And what did I see;
> I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
> Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
> Pulled by giant warf rats!!
> Now ober all de years;
> Santa Clause, he be white;
> But looks liken us bros;
> Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
> Faster dan a Po'lees car;
> My home boy he came;
> He whupped on dem warf rats;
> An' called dem by name!
> On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
> And on Willie Lee;
> On Saphire, on Chenequa;
> Dey wuz a site to see!!
> As he landed dat watta' mellon;
> Out der in da skreet;
> I knowed it was fo' sho';
> Da damndest site I ebber did see.
> He didn't go down no chimbley;
> He picked da' lock on my doe;
> An' I sez to myself;
> "Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
> He had dis big bag;
> Full of prezents I 'xpect;
> Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
> To wear roun' my neck.
> But he left no good prezents;
> Jus started stealing my shit;
> Got my drugs, got my guns,
> Even got my burglar's kit!!
> Wit my stuff in de bag;
> Out da window he flewed;
> I woudda' tried to catched him;
> But he stoled my 'nife too!!
> He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
> An' whipped out a switch;
> He wuz gone in a seccon';
> Dat son of a bitch!!
> Next year I be hopin':
> Anutha Sanna we git;
> Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
> Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!