Using prez-bux
Bob-tx
ever in the butt crack of a stripper.
No, I'll bet you do now.
Just another reason I use Presidential dollars as much as possible.
Bob-tx
The Giant Brain
"Bob-tx" <bobw...@suddenlink.net> wrote in message
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> Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in the
> butt crack of a stripper.
Well I would hope so!
Bluegoose
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Arizona Coin Collector
"Bluegoose" <bac2bac_s...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Hello
I did not post all of the information on the link
below. It has some interesting information on the
transmission of Hepatitis-C. Makes me wonder if the
H1N1 SWINE FLU is transmitted handling dollar
bills.
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FROM:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contaminated_currency
An urban legend that states most U.S. banknotes have
traces of cocaine on them, is in fact accurate. In
1994, the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals determined
that in Los Angeles, out of every four banknotes, more
than three are tainted by cocaine or another illicit
drug on average.
Additionally, paper money in other parts of the world
show a similar drug contamination, and studies
indicate that they might even serve as a vector of
disease, though consensus over the effectiveness of
transmission is not agreed upon by researchers.
Part of a $207 million seizure of drug moneySeveral
theories have been suggested to explain this
contamination beyond the predictable contamination
due to handling during drug deals and the use of
rolled up bills for snorting drugs. After the initial
contamination, the contamination is then transferred
from one "infected" bill to others during counting
while in enclosed environments, such as that of a
financial institution.
..
Bruce Remick
"Bob-tx" <bobw...@suddenlink.net> wrote in message
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Why are you suggesting that just the $1 denomination bill could be a source
of such contamination? Perhaps then we'd better get rid of the ones, fives,
tens, and twenties, any of which also could be subject to use at the better
class strip clubs. And what about the possibility that a flu-sufferer
sneezed on your fifty?
You've never heard of businesses that regularly wash the coins they take in?
Ever wonder why they might do that? Better just stick with your own
personal plastic, and then sanitize it after every swipe. Ever wonder if
your credit card jokingly gets swiped in the butt crack of a waiter when
it's out of your sight? Ever wonder if the guy who just handed you a
presidential dollar in change is the same fella who just stuck a dollar bill
in the butt crack of a stripper? I'll bet you do now. ; >)
Mr. Jaggers
Excuse me, but I need to go bathe in a tubful of Lysol.
James the Squeaky Clean
oly
"Please excuse the bag of these stupid gold dollar coins, Miss Amanda,
but my wife thinks I'm home in the basement searching these freakin'
stupid idiot coins for mint errors".
oly
sgt23
bill was in the strippers butt crack, what if that dollar coin is from
a roll that was shoved in a hookers butt? I'm just saying dollars
aren't the only thing that can be nasty. A matter of fact I bet you
could find a video some wheres on the internet with some female having
some kind of roll of coins being stuck back their. Just saying....
The Giant Brain
"sgt23" <bravesfa...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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In the Victorian era book "My Secret Life" there is a scene in which the
protagonist passes the time by inserting coins (shillings I think) into a
prostitute's vagina.
Terry
"The Giant Brain" <gi...@brain.invalid> wrote in message
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"box" or "money box". Partly from appearance and partly from use.
Mr. Jaggers
Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?
James the Sweaty
The Giant Brain
"Terry" <ste...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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"box" is also slang for a vagina in the USA but in all my years of womanizing, I
have yet to see one that was box shaped!
More like a bearded clam.
sgt23
> "The Giant Brain" <gi...@brain.invalid> wrote in messagenews:hbhiaq$bo5$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> >news:a4251f20-20f7-4f95...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> >> Lets take this one step further. Why stop at what if the one dollar
> >> bill was in the strippers butt crack, what if that dollar coin is from
> >> a roll that was shoved in a hookers butt? I'm just saying dollars
> >> aren't the only thing that can be nasty. A matter of fact I bet you
> >> could find a video some wheres on the internet with some female having
> >> some kind of roll of coins being stuck back their. Just saying....
>
> > In the Victorian era book "My Secret Life" there is a scene in which the
> > protagonist passes the time by inserting coins (shillings I think) into a
> > prostitute's vagina.
>
> Educational opportunity. Now you know why the British slang for vagina is
> "box" or "money box". Partly from appearance and partly from use.
lol, thanks I got kick out of that one!
sgt23
> "Terry" <ster...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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>
>
>
>
> > "The Giant Brain" <gi...@brain.invalid> wrote in message
> >news:hbhiaq$bo5$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
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> >>news:a4251f20-20f7-4f95...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> >>> Lets take this one step further. Why stop at what if the one dollar
> >>> bill was in the strippers butt crack, what if that dollar coin is from
> >>> a roll that was shoved in a hookers butt? I'm just saying dollars
> >>> aren't the only thing that can be nasty. A matter of fact I bet you
> >>> could find a video some wheres on the internet with some female having
> >>> some kind of roll of coins being stuck back their. Just saying....
>
> >> In the Victorian era book "My Secret Life" there is a scene in which the
> >> protagonist passes the time by inserting coins (shillings I think) into a
> >> prostitute's vagina.
>
> > Educational opportunity. Now you know why the British slang for vagina is
> > "box" or "money box". Partly from appearance and partly from use.
>
> "box" is also slang for a vagina in the USA but in all my years of womanizing, I
> have yet to see one that was box shaped!
> More like a bearded clam.
The better looking ones are heart shaped! Just my 2 cent worth or 50
cents :\
The Giant Brain
>The better looking ones are heart shaped! Just my 2 cent worth or 50 cents :\
Young man, have you ever even SEEN a vagina up close and personal?
sgt23
> "sgt23" <bravesfandevo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> >The better looking ones are heart shaped! Just my 2 cent worth or 50 cents :\
>
> Young man, have you ever even SEEN a vagina up close and personal?
Yes...
sgt23
Yeah I know most vagina's are no heart shape, well none of them are,
but they are lot closer than somethings I've seen called heart shape.
The Giant Brain
Yes...
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If that was really true, you wouldn't think twats are heart-shaped!
dlhii
>
>"sgt23" <bravesfa...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>On Oct 19, 5:41 pm, "The Giant Brain" <gi...@brain.invalid> wrote:
>> "sgt23" <bravesfandevo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:ba7a1c10-3c86-4def...@j9g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >The better looking ones are heart shaped! Just my 2 cent worth or 50 cents :\
>>
>> Young man, have you ever even SEEN a vagina up close and personal?
>
>Yes...
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>If that was really true, you wouldn't think twats are heart-shaped!
>
taco
sgt23
> If that was really true, you wouldn't think twats are heart-sIap.
Actually your right, I agree with the next post, taco shape, and some
look like roast beef sandwiches. lol
The Giant Brain
>
>> If that was really true, you wouldn't think twats are heart-sIap.
>
> Actually your right, I agree with the next post, taco shape, and some
> look like roast beef sandwiches. lol
Young man, you've convinced me that you are still a virgin.
howard
sgt23
> "sgt23" <bravesfandevo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Man even if I were a virgin and no that it really matters lol. I could
see what a vagina looks like close up any wheres on the internet or I
could even got to strip club. Maybe yours and my ideal of what a
vagina looks like are just completely different. :D
sgt23
> no teeth around it......looks like really bad gums
Funny Howard