You need help with your obsession.
If you can't afford a doctor, one will be provided for your care.
How nice of you to jump in and defend your master. Good dog!
He’s a swell guy because he’s so honest, sincere, and unfailingly
truthful. Besides, he’s an Ivy League graduate who has worked for
President Bush’s father. Additionally, he has owned many interesting
boats and has a beautiful home in middle of some acreage. And his
wife is an M.D. He is truly a blessed man with many, many talents.
Swell indeed.
I recommend 800 milligrams of Hydrocodone, intraveneously....... That
would end his problem.
He also comes from such well respected parents. According to him, his
father once made a trans-Atlantic trip in a runabout and come home to
a fireboat welcome in NYC. Of course, being of such great lineage,
apparently this was hush-hush because there's no record of such. And
we all must be sure to give him kudos because he's just revealed that
he was on some civilian mission in Vietnam, hired by some general
without a name to hunt for bodies.
He goes fishing with Popeye too.