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Floriduh bowler makes his mark
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jps
May 15, 2013, 1:43:45 PM5/15/13
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Just not in the frame...
"MARK IT ZERO!
A Florida man entered a world of pain Tuesday when his gun
accidentally discharged during an evening of bowling at Jupiter Lanes,
WPTV reports.
Witnesses said that the weapon fired when the man's arm brushed up
against his pocket during his backswing. You didn't think he was
rolling out there naked, did you?
"The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver," a
bystander told WBPF. Obviously, he's not a golfer.
The man was rushed by ambulance (perhaps, his car was stolen) to St.
Mary�s Medical Center where he no doubt received a good and thorough
examination. His injuries are not considered life threatening,
according to the Palm Beach Post.
It remains unclear if the incident took place during league play.
F***ing amateurs."
True North
May 15, 2013, 2:01:29 PM5/15/13
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Good Lord. What's with those southern boys?
Ever watch the reality shows from down there? I thought Honey Boo Boo, Lizard Licks and Small Town Security were bad enough, but now I noticed Southern Paranormal. Two of the main characters are ZZ Top wannabes and it's just plain awful, not even to mention they all talk funny.
Ever watch the reality shows from down there? I thought Honey Boo Boo, Lizard Licks and Small Town Security were bad enough, but now I noticed Southern Paranormal. Two of the main characters are ZZ Top wannabes and it's just plain awful, not even to mention they all talk funny.
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F.O.A.D.
May 15, 2013, 2:19:23 PM5/15/13
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On 5/15/13 1:43 PM, jps wrote:
>
> Just not in the frame...
>
> "MARK IT ZERO!
>
> A Florida man entered a world of pain Tuesday when his gun
> accidentally discharged during an evening of bowling at Jupiter Lanes,
> WPTV reports.
>
> Witnesses said that the weapon fired when the man's arm brushed up
> against his pocket during his backswing. You didn't think he was
> rolling out there naked, did you?
>
> "The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver," a
> bystander told WBPF. Obviously, he's not a golfer.
>
> The man was rushed by ambulance (perhaps, his car was stolen) to St.
> Mary�s Medical Center where he no doubt received a good and thorough
>
> Just not in the frame...
>
> "MARK IT ZERO!
>
> A Florida man entered a world of pain Tuesday when his gun
> accidentally discharged during an evening of bowling at Jupiter Lanes,
> WPTV reports.
>
> Witnesses said that the weapon fired when the man's arm brushed up
> against his pocket during his backswing. You didn't think he was
> rolling out there naked, did you?
>
> "The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver," a
> bystander told WBPF. Obviously, he's not a golfer.
>
> The man was rushed by ambulance (perhaps, his car was stolen) to St.
> examination. His injuries are not considered life threatening,
> according to the Palm Beach Post.
>
> It remains unclear if the incident took place during league play.
>
> F***ing amateurs."
>
You never know when a crazy rightie is going to shoot up your lane, so
> according to the Palm Beach Post.
>
> It remains unclear if the incident took place during league play.
>
> F***ing amateurs."
>
be sure to take your firearms to the bowling alley.
F.O.A.D.
May 15, 2013, 2:28:40 PM5/15/13
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On 5/15/13 2:11 PM, gfre...@aol.com wrote:
> My guess, a semi auto with the safety off and a round in the chamber.
>
>
It's always smart to keep a loaded pistol in your pants pocket. :)
> On Wed, 15 May 2013 10:43:45 -0700, jps <tr...@thedump.com> wrote:
>
>> "The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver," a
>> bystander told WBPF
>
> I bet $100 that was not a "revolver".
>
>> "The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver," a
>> bystander told WBPF
>
> My guess, a semi auto with the safety off and a round in the chamber.
>
>
It's always smart to keep a loaded pistol in your pants pocket. :)
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jps
May 15, 2013, 4:14:55 PM5/15/13
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On Wed, 15 May 2013 14:19:23 -0400, "F.O.A.D." <no...@jose.com> wrote:
>On 5/15/13 1:43 PM, jps wrote:
>>
>> Just not in the frame...
>>
>> "MARK IT ZERO!
>>
>> A Florida man entered a world of pain Tuesday when his gun
>> accidentally discharged during an evening of bowling at Jupiter Lanes,
>> WPTV reports.
>>
>> Witnesses said that the weapon fired when the man's arm brushed up
>> against his pocket during his backswing. You didn't think he was
>> rolling out there naked, did you?
>>
>> "The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver," a
>> bystander told WBPF. Obviously, he's not a golfer.
>>
>> The man was rushed by ambulance (perhaps, his car was stolen) to St.
>> Mary�s Medical Center where he no doubt received a good and thorough
>On 5/15/13 1:43 PM, jps wrote:
>>
>> Just not in the frame...
>>
>> "MARK IT ZERO!
>>
>> A Florida man entered a world of pain Tuesday when his gun
>> accidentally discharged during an evening of bowling at Jupiter Lanes,
>> WPTV reports.
>>
>> Witnesses said that the weapon fired when the man's arm brushed up
>> against his pocket during his backswing. You didn't think he was
>> rolling out there naked, did you?
>>
>> "The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver," a
>> bystander told WBPF. Obviously, he's not a golfer.
>>
>> The man was rushed by ambulance (perhaps, his car was stolen) to St.
>> examination. His injuries are not considered life threatening,
>> according to the Palm Beach Post.
>>
>> It remains unclear if the incident took place during league play.
>>
>> F***ing amateurs."
>>
>
>
>You never know when a crazy rightie is going to shoot up your lane, so
>be sure to take your firearms to the bowling alley.
Bet he's gonna be charged for replacing some maple. Idiot.
>> according to the Palm Beach Post.
>>
>> It remains unclear if the incident took place during league play.
>>
>> F***ing amateurs."
>>
>
>
>You never know when a crazy rightie is going to shoot up your lane, so
>be sure to take your firearms to the bowling alley.
John H
May 21, 2013, 1:30:30 PM5/21/13
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>Just not in the frame...
>
>"MARK IT ZERO!
>
>A Florida man entered a world of pain Tuesday when his gun
>accidentally discharged during an evening of bowling at Jupiter Lanes,
>WPTV reports.
Another story of amateurs - just for you.
>
>"MARK IT ZERO!
>
>A Florida man entered a world of pain Tuesday when his gun
>accidentally discharged during an evening of bowling at Jupiter Lanes,
>WPTV reports.
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John H.
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