Willie-boy, I hate to be the one to inform you but some people have
friends and relatives that it is pleasant to keep in touch with while
bobbing around on the briny. While it is obvious that you lack these
accouterments it is equally as obvious that others do not.
And it is quite simply an ego trip, on your part, to believe that
living on a toy boat qualifies you as a sailor. Aquatic Trailer Trash
presents a far more accurate picture.
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Cheers,
Bruce