On Apr 7, 10:46 pm, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
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> On Apr 6, 9:56 pm, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
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> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
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> > Organise a Day-A-Month Cleanup Campaign (DAMC) with your local Christian
> > Church Youth League (CHUL).
> > They can spend the day picking up crap etc. which should make them feel
> > good. Tell them each piece of crap etc. they pick up earns one point which
> > is redeemable in heaven - I guarantee you they will want to have DAMC
> > everyday. In fact, assuming this is in America which has a 76% practicing
> > Christian following, I am surprised that there is any litter around at
> > all -
> > or I suppose its the 25% heathens causing all the litter!
> > After the DAMC they can sit around a camp fire singing Kumbaya My Lord.
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> Yeah, good strategy. But I'm sorry to say that my community is full of
> shit despite having a strong membership in church. I have to make sure
> they understand that Adam & Eve were kicked out for trashing Paradise.
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> mmmmmm - on second thoughts maybe best to approach The Church of the Devil
> or one other such 'Dark' churches and get them on board the clean-up
> brigade. That will stir up the limp wristed lot into perhaps picking up a
> paper or two between verses.
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> Where I live we don't seem to have too much of a problem with litter, the
> local council does a pretty good job employing street sweepers and crap
> picker-uppers - except in car lots and parking spaces where louts eat their
> MacDonalds in their cars and then leave the leftover garbage and packets
> either side of where the car was parked. However I must give credit where
> its due, they do leave the empty packets and garbage in neat little piles.
> This all I fear stems from the PC society. When teachers at schools tell the
> children to pick up their litter, they just plainly refuse claiming that
> that is the job of the cleaner. Maybe there's something in that, provides
> work for someone?
> When I was at school and if you were caught littering you got a good
> canning - which had the result that you littered only once in your life.
> Bring back corporal punishment I say - shoot the fuckers in public, could
> make for good entertainment. Commit a crime and get hung, by the balls on
> the first offence, by the neck on the second. And for those that just happen
> to be innocent but found guilty by bad luck - stiff, get hung anyway just in
> case they did something illegal and were not caught!
This should teach them a good lesson:
http://www.awesomestories.com/images/user/248ba7666a.jpg
Then we invite the community to throw garbage at them. I don't think
they'll do it again.
Another less sadistic approach is to make them do community hours,
which will equally expose them to public scorn.