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If There's a "Fred" Is There a "Wilma"?

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Steven Schnell

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Aug 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/19/99
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I've heard the term "Fred" applied to certain types of cyclists. The
ones who wear mid-calf socks, toe straps, wear a fanny pack, rearview
mirror mounted on handlebar, etc. Is there a similar term for female
cyclists? Just courious.

steven


FDellasant

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Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
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Don't know, I wasn't aware of the term "Fred" and to be honest,
I think it SUCKS. I think "Barney" would be a more proper description. I think
I'll change my name anyway.....

-Fred.

Yesilitig8

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Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
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>>I've heard the term "Fred" applied to certain types of cyclists. The
>>ones who wear mid-calf socks, toe straps, wear a fanny pack, rearview
>>mirror mounted on handlebar, etc. Is there a similar term for female
>>cyclists? Just courious.

I've heard Betty used with both positive and negative connotations.....

The funniest to me was "Bolt on Betty" ie: woman with breast implants.....guess
she would need full suspension.... :)


Vandy

Ride Hard...Fall Harder

Richard McClary

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Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
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Steven Schnell wrote:
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> I've heard the term "Fred" applied to certain types of cyclists. The
> ones who wear mid-calf socks, toe straps, wear a fanny pack, rearview
> mirror mounted on handlebar, etc. Is there a similar term for female
> cyclists? Just courious.

Just met a young woman with a Trek 5200, very strong rider. However,
because she has toe straps and wears a windbreaker in August, she said
people back in the Quad Cities called her "Fred". (No fanny pack or bar
mirror, however.)

Ken Steinhoff

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Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
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On Thu, 19 Aug 1999 21:03:24 -0500, slsc...@earthlink.net (Steven
Schnell) wrote:

>I've heard the term "Fred" applied to certain types of cyclists. The
>ones who wear mid-calf socks, toe straps, wear a fanny pack, rearview
>mirror mounted on handlebar, etc. Is there a similar term for female
>cyclists? Just courious.
>

>steven

Gee, since I hit three of the four of those (all four if you
call a Camelbak a fannypack) categories, I should be able to vote.

Call me "Happy." As in "happy to be tooling down the road and
I don't care how geeky I look."

Ken Steinhoff
k...@steinhoff.net

Len Struttmann

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Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
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I'm on my bike, let's take a quick inventory...

mid-calf socks: check!
toe straps: no, sorry, still riding with standard pedals
fanny pack: Stopped using that when I got my HANDLEBAR BAG! :^)
rearview mirror mounted on handlebar: check!
helmet: check!
cap under helmet (to soak sweat and protect bald head): check!
cotton tee (no jersey unless it's really hot): check!
other various and sundry un-"cool" things: check!

Well, I guess I qualify. You can call me Fred. You can call me Wilma.
As long as I'm able to get out and ride, it doesn't matter what I look
like to you or what you call me.

"Just pedal!"

Len Struttmann
lmst...@collins.rockwell.com

Eleanor MacMaster

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Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
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What do you think a Wilma would look like on the road?

- Girls' style frame?

- Helmet worn back on her head like a cap - so her curls
show?

- Wicker handlebar basket with flower trim?

- Windchimes for a warning device?

- Pastel plaid shorts?

- Strappy sandals? or high heeels?

I'm sure you all will have good (and amusing) suggestions.
--
"Biker Chick"

JimN0OCT

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Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
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Bikerchic wrote:

>- Helmet worn back on her head like a cap - so her curls
> show?

How would shet get a helmet on over that bone in her hair? Or was that
Betty.....

J'm


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Captain Avocado

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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On 20 Aug 1999 18:34:30 GMT, bo...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Eleanor
MacMaster) wrote:

>What do you think a Wilma would look like on the road?
>
>- Girls' style frame?

>- Helmet worn back on her head like a cap - so her curls
> show?

>- Wicker handlebar basket with flower trim?
>- Windchimes for a warning device?
>- Pastel plaid shorts?
>- Strappy sandals? or high heeels?

Ooohh baby! Where do I meet her?

CA

Tim Green

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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On Tue, 24 Aug 1999 15:39:37 GMT, SPAMj...@yahoo.com (Captain
Avocado) wrote:

>>What do you think a Wilma would look like on the road?
>>
>>- Girls' style frame?
>>- Helmet worn back on her head like a cap - so her curls
>> show?
>>- Wicker handlebar basket with flower trim?
>>- Windchimes for a warning device?
>>- Pastel plaid shorts?
>>- Strappy sandals? or high heeels?
>
>Ooohh baby! Where do I meet her?

Down Fido!

I saw her first!

Tim

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