Raisin Bran

MagillaGorilla

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Mar 20, 2010, 1:15:56 PM3/20/10

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According to this, Saul Raisin got a divorce in 8 months. Who the fuck
did that melon head marry - Renee Zellweger? Sounds like his wife was
quite a catch, almost as good a catch as Amber Landis, or Pate's
wife...or Frishkorn's wife, or Myerson's wife and Haven Parchinski.

These cycling wives are just as fucking corrupt as their husbands...
they lie during their marriage vows ("for better and worse, in sickness
and in health").

Once Danielson comes down with another stomach virus and DNF's in a
grand tour, he's going to get served with divorce papers on the Garmin
bus.

The chimp beats everyone down like Joe fucking Frazier pummeling
Muhammed Ali's face into that Parkinson's dementia Cassius Clay now
finds himself afflicted with. Frazier did that to Ali in Manilla as
payback for Ali making fun of Smokin Joe.

And I now I'm gonna beat ev eryone down and give you all dementia.
Most of you people will get dementia in another 10 years just because of
the suitcase beatings you've endured from the Samsonite Smasher.

You might go the distance with me in some threads, but you will pay a
price for it. There might be a few of you like Amit who can go on to
salvage your careers and sell George Foremen grill or something, but the
rest of you will end up in a wheelchair talking jibberish like Ali.

Thanks,

Magilla

Betty Munro

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Mar 20, 2010, 1:34:16 PM3/20/10

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MagillaGorilla wrote:
> but the rest of you will end up talking jibberish

Dumbass,
We already talk jibberish.

ronaldo_jeremiah

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Mar 20, 2010, 4:17:53 PM3/20/10

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On Mar 20, 12:15 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

> According to this, Saul Raisin got a divorce in 8 months. Who the fuck
> did that melon head marry

Dumbass -

I thought he married Dave Zabriskie's sister.

-rj

birdbrain

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Mar 21, 2010, 4:10:53 AM3/21/10

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On Mar 20, 10:15 am, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> http://docforjocks.blogspot.com/2009/06/saul-raisin-on-comeback-road-...

It's only March. Save something for July, champ.

Fred Flintstein

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Mar 21, 2010, 3:52:12 PM3/21/10

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MagillaGorilla wrote:
> The chimp beats everyone down

Remarkably similar to a common euphemism for masturbation.

Fred Flintstein

Michael Press

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Mar 21, 2010, 4:35:51 PM3/21/10

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In article <4BA502CC...@sandiegozoo.com>,
MagillaGorilla <mag...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

> http://docforjocks.blogspot.com/2009/06/saul-raisin-on-comeback-road-to-ironman.html
>
> According to this, Saul Raisin got a divorce in 8 months. Who the fuck
> did that melon head marry - Renee Zellweger? Sounds like his wife was
> quite a catch, almost as good a catch as Amber Landis, or Pate's
> wife...or Frishkorn's wife, or Myerson's wife and Haven Parchinski.
>
> These cycling wives are just as fucking corrupt as their husbands...
> they lie during their marriage vows ("for better and worse, in sickness
> and in health").
>
> Once Danielson comes down with another stomach virus and DNF's in a
> grand tour, he's going to get served with divorce papers on the Garmin
> bus.

Your wife left you?

> The chimp beats everyone down like Joe fucking Frazier pummeling
> Muhammed Ali's face into that Parkinson's dementia Cassius Clay now
> finds himself afflicted with. Frazier did that to Ali in Manilla as
> payback for Ali making fun of Smokin Joe.
>
> And I now I'm gonna beat ev eryone down and give you all dementia.
> Most of you people will get dementia in another 10 years just because of
> the suitcase beatings you've endured from the Samsonite Smasher.

Samsonite won.

> You might go the distance with me in some threads, but you will pay a
> price for it. There might be a few of you like Amit who can go on to
> salvage your careers and sell George Foremen grill or something, but the
> rest of you will end up in a wheelchair talking jibberish like Ali.

Jibberish?