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Liz Hatch's toy career

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MagillaGorilla

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Dec 11, 2010, 11:17:53 AM12/11/10
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What self-respecting pro rider not sucking Lance's dick on Radio Shit
wears a "Mellow Johnny's" T-shirt at home?

And like her career, Liz gets a toy dog. Yeah, that's a great thing for
a "pro" cyclist family to get a - a dog. This way, every weekend you
have to find someone to take care of the thing. Great idea.

Or you can be like that cokehead dingbat Dotsie Bausch and bring your
Chihuahua to races with you like some Paris Hilton wannabee. No wonder
why no teams wanted to hire her.

Thanks,

Magilla

Plano Dude

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Dec 11, 2010, 12:31:52 PM12/11/10
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Gives a less inspiring definition to "sweater puppies".

Beloved Fred No. 1

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Dec 11, 2010, 1:20:34 PM12/11/10
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MagillaGorilla wrote:
> And like her career, Liz gets a toy dog. Yeah, that's a great thing for
> a "pro" cyclist family to get a - a dog.

Now that she's got a dog perhaps she'll start winning.

drmofe

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Dec 11, 2010, 4:42:27 PM12/11/10
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On Dec 12, 5:17 am, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

> And like her career, Liz gets a toy dog.  Yeah, that's a great thing for
> a "pro" cyclist family to get a - a dog.  This way, every weekend you
> have to find someone to take care of the thing.  Great idea.

The whole Tugboat saga passed you by, didn't it?

Fred Fredburger

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Dec 11, 2010, 4:54:04 PM12/11/10
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Tugboat references ROCK!!!

MagillaGorilla

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Dec 11, 2010, 8:48:17 PM12/11/10
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drmofe wrote:

Tugboat didn't live in fucking Girona with Hamilton. And Hamilton's wife -
Haven - wasn't working and could take care of the pup.

Magilla

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

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Dec 11, 2010, 10:35:48 PM12/11/10
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On Dec 11, 1:54 pm, Fred Fredburger

Dumbass -

Be nice to Tugboat. Poor thing is burning in hell.

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

Fred Fredburger

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Dec 12, 2010, 1:38:30 AM12/12/10
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I know you're being serious and so you should be forgiven for this, but
TH's wonderful relationship with Tugboat was cited by some as proof that
TH couldn't have been doping. Tyler himself talked that up, even
swearing on Tugboat's soul that he was innocent.

Yes, you raise a valid point. But as soon as Tugboat enters the
conversation, laughter and derision must follow. It is RIGHT that it
should be so. In honor of Tugboat's poor, flaming soul.

MagillaGorilla

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Dec 12, 2010, 1:09:56 PM12/12/10
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Fred Fredburger wrote:

People's application of the dog and the act of taking care of the dog is
misplaced. This is not a doping thread, and to invoke Tugboat and Hamilton in a
thread that is about how fucking clueless Liz Hatch is for getting a puppy is
off-topic.


Magilla

Amit Ghosh

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Dec 12, 2010, 2:00:52 PM12/12/10
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On Dec 12, 1:09 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

> People's application of the dog and the act of taking care of the dog is
> misplaced.  This is not a doping thread, and to invoke Tugboat and Hamilton in a
> thread that is about how fucking clueless Liz Hatch is for getting a puppy is
> off-topic.

dumbass,

she's doing the lo-budget mrs. levi leipheimer act.

how long before she refers to herself as an ex-pro ?

Frederick the Great

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Dec 12, 2010, 2:59:28 PM12/12/10
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In article <4D050FF4...@sandiegozoo.com>,
MagillaGorilla <mag...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

All threads are doping threads. I know you got the memo.

--
Old Fritz

MagillaGorilla

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Dec 12, 2010, 4:38:56 PM12/12/10
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Amit Ghosh wrote:

That's exactly what she's doing. The problem is her boyfriend isn't engaged to her
and his career is not secure because he has ZERO wins as a pro in 4 years. I don't
know how someone like that keeps his job in Europe. So I conclude he's not making
much money at all.

Hatch will ride no more than 3 races in all of 2011 (none of which she'll finish) but
she'll continue to perpetuate the myth that she's a 'pro cyclist.'


Magilla

MagillaGorilla

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Dec 12, 2010, 4:40:43 PM12/12/10
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Frederick the Great wrote:

NEW RULES. Threads on Liz Hatch are striclty beat-down/trailer park/pretender
threads.

Magilla

Brad Anders

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Dec 12, 2010, 10:16:34 PM12/12/10
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On Dec 11, 8:35 pm, "Kurgan. presented by Gringioni."

Douchebag,

If you haven't figured it out yet, we're all going to be burning in
hell. Posting in this n.g. guarantees it.

Fred

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Dec 13, 2010, 1:14:08 AM12/13/10
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I suppose it would be a problem to find someone to care for the dog,
IF you were planning on doing an entire race, or even doing a race...
For no longer than she'd be away, she could just leave it in the car
with a bowl of water on the floor.

MagillaGorilla

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Dec 14, 2010, 4:32:04 PM12/14/10
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Fred wrote:

I didn't think of that. You might be right, goddamnit.

Magilla

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