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Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 27, 2010, 12:08:44 PM3/27/10
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Dude in the center needs to calm the fuck down with the squats.

http://velonews.competitor.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/track-worlds-day-1/GermanlegsTWC2_310-232.jpg

Magilla

ronaldo_jeremiah

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Mar 27, 2010, 12:15:30 PM3/27/10
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On Mar 27, 11:08 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org>
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> Dude in the center needs to calm the fuck down with the squats.
>
> http://velonews.competitor.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/track-wor...
>
> Magilla


No shit. Because of those, he's going to have to wear one of those
lame rainbow jerseys.

-rj

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 27, 2010, 12:51:39 PM3/27/10
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ronaldo_jeremiah wrote:

You're right, the rainbow jersey is lame. They must give away about 65 of
those meaningless things every year. Everyone and their uncle has one. The
UCI doesn't own the sport of cycling and just because they declared some race
as the world championships doesn't mean anything in terms of who the best
rider is in the world, since the smart trackies know not to waste their time
and effort on worlds until it's the same year as the Olympics. But even if
you win a gold medal on the gerbil wheel in the Olympics, it's still
pointless. Do you think that when Martha walks into the local shopping mall
in Allentown, that women fall all over him? I bet you Nick Chenowth's
personal cocksucker wouldn't even be recognized in 99% of every bike shop in
the U.S. That's pretty fucking sad if you think about it.

There's a reason why nobody in the United States could identify a single
rainbow jersey winner if they were to walk right up to them in a Walmart
checkout line. It's because it's a meaningless jersey. There's a reason why
Lance hasn't raced worlds since 1947.

You sound like you also aspire to win the Tour of Somerville one day just
because Jackie Simes told you it was a great race.

Thanks,

Magilla

ronaldo_jeremiah

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Mar 27, 2010, 12:56:28 PM3/27/10
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On Mar 27, 11:51 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org>

Massengil Hatton -

I agree with you. Sports are pointless.

-rj

K. Fred Gauss

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Mar 27, 2010, 1:26:28 PM3/27/10
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Dumbass,

Life, generally, is pointless.

Magilla is correct. Nobody in the United States could identify Niels
Bohr or Jean-Paul Sartre if they were to walk right up to them in a
Walmart checkout line.

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 27, 2010, 2:01:43 PM3/27/10
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ronaldo_jeremiah wrote:

It's worse than that. Athletes need to be jailed.

Magilla

ronaldo_jeremiah

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Mar 27, 2010, 2:40:06 PM3/27/10
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On Mar 27, 1:01 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:

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> It's worse than that.  Athletes need to be jailed.
>
> Magilla


Dumbass -

Have you ever considered coaching Little League?

-rj

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 27, 2010, 3:06:49 PM3/27/10
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ronaldo_jeremiah wrote:

If I coached Little League, I would strongarm the parents into paying for
a domed astroturf stadium and a fucking cribbed out Little League bus
that I would rent out to Joe Francis. I guarantee you if the kids
played on my team they'd know how to cork a bat and how much Winstrol-V
it would take to hit the ball into the lights. Any extra money out of
the budget would be used to pay off teachers for advanced copies of any
tests, since if you want t be on my team and play in Williamsport, I
better not see you doing homework.

But before I would even agree to take on the great responsibility of
coaching a Little League team, I'd have to spend a good year down in
Miami learning how to alter birth certificates of 16 and 17 year old
Cubans who would play on my team as 12 year olds.

Hotdogs, get your hotdogs...

Magilla

Betty Munro

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Mar 27, 2010, 4:10:51 PM3/27/10
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K. Fred Gauss wrote:
> Magilla is correct. Nobody in the United States could identify Niels
> Bohr or Jean-Paul Sartre if they were to walk right up to them in a
> Walmart checkout line.

You don't Being and Nothingness if you've got Walmarts.

Fredmaster of Brainerd

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Mar 27, 2010, 4:41:03 PM3/27/10
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On Mar 27, 9:51 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
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> There's a reason why nobody in the United States could identify a single
> rainbow jersey winner if they were to walk right up to them in a Walmart
> checkout line.  It's because it's a meaningless jersey.  There's a reason why
> Lance hasn't raced worlds since 1947.

Who wants to be identified in a Walmart checkout line?

Fredmaster

K. Fred Gauss

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Mar 27, 2010, 6:07:44 PM3/27/10
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Danica Patrick proves that she knows Magilla intimately:
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Barry Taylor

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Mar 28, 2010, 12:22:28 AM3/28/10
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"K. Fred Gauss" <Som...@Somewhere.You.Dont.Wanna.Be> wrote in message
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sheesh !

just who would want to be recognised in a wallymart checkout line ?

COSTCO maybe - but not wallymart


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bjt

cur...@the-md-russells.org

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Mar 28, 2010, 8:06:56 AM3/28/10
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On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 10:26:28 -0700, "K. Fred Gauss"
<Som...@Somewhere.You.Dont.Wanna.Be> wrote:

>
>Magilla is correct. Nobody in the United States could identify Niels
>Bohr or Jean-Paul Sartre if they were to walk right up to them in a
>Walmart checkout line.

Hey. Hey. I know this one. They're the ones that smell bad and aren't
moving much, holding up the damn line.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 28, 2010, 8:29:59 AM3/28/10
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Barry Taylor wrote:

It's Wallyworld, fuckhead, not mart.

Magilla

K. Fred Gauss

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Mar 28, 2010, 1:40:43 PM3/28/10
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cur...@the-md-russells.org wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 10:26:28 -0700, "K. Fred Gauss"
> <Som...@Somewhere.You.Dont.Wanna.Be> wrote:
>
>> Magilla is correct. Nobody in the United States could identify Niels
>> Bohr or Jean-Paul Sartre if they were to walk right up to them in a
>> Walmart checkout line.
>
> Hey. Hey. I know this one. They're the ones that smell bad and aren't
> moving much, holding up the damn line.
>

Yeah, that's them; with the screaming kid in their cart.

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