Magilla
No shit. Because of those, he's going to have to wear one of those
lame rainbow jerseys.
-rj
You're right, the rainbow jersey is lame. They must give away about 65 of
those meaningless things every year. Everyone and their uncle has one. The
UCI doesn't own the sport of cycling and just because they declared some race
as the world championships doesn't mean anything in terms of who the best
rider is in the world, since the smart trackies know not to waste their time
and effort on worlds until it's the same year as the Olympics. But even if
you win a gold medal on the gerbil wheel in the Olympics, it's still
pointless. Do you think that when Martha walks into the local shopping mall
in Allentown, that women fall all over him? I bet you Nick Chenowth's
personal cocksucker wouldn't even be recognized in 99% of every bike shop in
the U.S. That's pretty fucking sad if you think about it.
There's a reason why nobody in the United States could identify a single
rainbow jersey winner if they were to walk right up to them in a Walmart
checkout line. It's because it's a meaningless jersey. There's a reason why
Lance hasn't raced worlds since 1947.
You sound like you also aspire to win the Tour of Somerville one day just
because Jackie Simes told you it was a great race.
Thanks,
Magilla
Massengil Hatton -
I agree with you. Sports are pointless.
-rj
Dumbass,
Life, generally, is pointless.
Magilla is correct. Nobody in the United States could identify Niels
Bohr or Jean-Paul Sartre if they were to walk right up to them in a
Walmart checkout line.
It's worse than that. Athletes need to be jailed.
Magilla
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> It's worse than that. Athletes need to be jailed.
>
> Magilla
Dumbass -
Have you ever considered coaching Little League?
-rj
If I coached Little League, I would strongarm the parents into paying for
a domed astroturf stadium and a fucking cribbed out Little League bus
that I would rent out to Joe Francis. I guarantee you if the kids
played on my team they'd know how to cork a bat and how much Winstrol-V
it would take to hit the ball into the lights. Any extra money out of
the budget would be used to pay off teachers for advanced copies of any
tests, since if you want t be on my team and play in Williamsport, I
better not see you doing homework.
But before I would even agree to take on the great responsibility of
coaching a Little League team, I'd have to spend a good year down in
Miami learning how to alter birth certificates of 16 and 17 year old
Cubans who would play on my team as 12 year olds.
Hotdogs, get your hotdogs...
Magilla
You don't Being and Nothingness if you've got Walmarts.
Who wants to be identified in a Walmart checkout line?
Fredmaster
Danica Patrick proves that she knows Magilla intimately:
http://5z8.info/pornnow_f2u7h_the-most-dangerous-game
sheesh !
just who would want to be recognised in a wallymart checkout line ?
COSTCO maybe - but not wallymart
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bjt
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>Magilla is correct. Nobody in the United States could identify Niels
>Bohr or Jean-Paul Sartre if they were to walk right up to them in a
>Walmart checkout line.
Hey. Hey. I know this one. They're the ones that smell bad and aren't
moving much, holding up the damn line.
Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...
It's Wallyworld, fuckhead, not mart.
Magilla
Yeah, that's them; with the screaming kid in their cart.