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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment

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truth...@yahoo.com

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May 21, 2011, 5:02:52 PM5/21/11
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After Lance has all his ill gotten gains taken by the Feds, what will
he do for employment. Sugestions please. Some that come to mind,

1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand
2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat
3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor Center
4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine (At an AMTRAK location near you --
franchises available)
5. Gunderson's FuckTard Twelve Step Program

Substance McGravitas

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May 21, 2011, 5:28:12 PM5/21/11
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Which raises the question: What are YOU going to do when this is all
over? Have you got a fallback obsession?

Anton Berlin

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May 21, 2011, 6:32:32 PM5/21/11
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He'll suck-seed in all of these:

> 1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand - he will be snowballing in prison with Bubba
> 2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat and recently used condom storage
> 3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor and Suppository Center
> 4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine and Penis Polishing
> 5. Gunderson's FuckTard Twelve Step Program (don't really follow you there )

truth...@yahoo.com

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May 21, 2011, 7:42:43 PM5/21/11
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LOL! Hell, I'll by a snowball from him. I'll even give him a good
tip. As for what I'll do.....seriously, I'm retired. Time to ride the
bike, play chess and let the younger folks worry about the next
generation of miscreants.

Fredmaster of Brainerd

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May 21, 2011, 9:13:10 PM5/21/11
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On May 21, 5:28 pm, Substance McGravitas <F...@Burger.com> wrote:

I think we should pause to congratulate Lafferty
on doubling down on his Armstrong obsession by
carrying it over to the circumstances of LANCE's
upbringing, hence the disparaging "Gunderson"
references. Clearly LANCE's biological father realized
the evil that LANCE would become, and escaped his
pernicious influence when the demon-child was but
a two year old. Who can blame the dad, really?

Fredmaster Ben

Anton Berlin

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May 21, 2011, 9:31:42 PM5/21/11
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On May 21, 6:42 pm, "truthita...@yahoo.com" <truthita...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

I'd check the urban dictionary if I were you.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snow%20Balling

Fred Flintstein

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May 21, 2011, 10:32:21 PM5/21/11
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On 5/21/2011 6:42 PM, truth...@yahoo.com wrote:
> seriously, I'm retired.

We're not very honest about that, are we?

F

Brad Anders

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May 22, 2011, 1:06:44 AM5/22/11
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On May 21, 2:28 pm, Substance McGravitas <F...@Burger.com> wrote:

Time to recycle Polgar.

Simply Fred

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May 22, 2011, 7:02:43 AM5/22/11
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truthitalia wrote:
>>> After Lance has all his ill gotten gains taken by the Feds, what will
>>> he do for employment.

Substance McGravitas wrote:
>> Which raises the question: What are YOU going to do when this is all
>> over? Have you got a fallback obsession?

Brad Anders wrote:
> Time to recycle Polgar.

That's what he calls his flashlight.

truth...@yahoo.com

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May 22, 2011, 7:32:32 AM5/22/11
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Brunhilde hasn't sung yet in Polgar's world.

truth...@yahoo.com

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May 22, 2011, 7:33:32 AM5/22/11
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LOL!! She has her little Vietnamese pirate slayer.

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