God to Jobst-Wear a Helmet

Fred Flintstein

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Mar 13, 2011, 11:48:05 PM3/13/11

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How many dimensions of troll can you count
in those 6 words?

Simply Fred

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Mar 14, 2011, 5:15:33 AM3/14/11

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On 03/14/11 05:48, Fred Flintstein wrote:
> How many dimensions of troll can you count
> in those 6 words?

What about God tells Jobst to wear a helmet and two guns ?

Cicero Venatio

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Mar 14, 2011, 9:57:08 AM3/14/11

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When I read that Jobst was in a wheel-chair in a nursing home, I did say
out loud "Jesus-God, remind me to always wear my helmet."

Cicero Venatio

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Mar 14, 2011, 9:59:45 AM3/14/11

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Remember to check the rubber on those tires, a high speed blowout, with
no helmet could mean a wheelchair in a nursing home.

Fred Flintstein

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Mar 14, 2011, 10:38:54 AM3/14/11

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That would make a good Spike Bike storyline. I wonder what
Bob Fishell is up to these days.

Fred Flintstein

PS Taking out a tractor-trailer rig isn't easy.

Brad Anders

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Mar 14, 2011, 11:11:39 AM3/14/11

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On Mar 14, 6:57 am, Cicero Venatio <jazzyb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> When I read that Jobst was in a wheel-chair in a nursing home, I did say
> out loud "Jesus-God, remind me to always wear my helmet."

Jobst is at home, no longer at the VMC. He's using a wheelchair
because he can't put weight yet on the leg that suffered the broken
femur. It isn't clear at all that the cognitive issues that Jobst has
had have anything to do with hitting his head in the accident, it's
more likely that they are due to complications from the leg injury
(strokes) and common issues with elderly patients, surgical
procedures, and long hospital stays.

I know this is asking a lot from you and others, but when you're
looking for reasons to justify your choices (e.g. wearing a helmet),
could you try basing it on facts and not uniformed conjectures about
Jobst's accident?

Ryan Cousineau

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Mar 14, 2011, 11:55:12 AM3/14/11

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1. Well, trolling's what we do. rbr is poorly constructed, socially speaking, to deal with actual real-life tragedies

2. Not to put too fine a point on it, but via hearsay (ie first-person accounts from friends, repeated on to me third hand, but not merely reading his newsgroup posts), Jobst had some cognitive issues before this crash. Cognitive issues are not unheard of in people in their late 60s, and I have some bad news for all of us health nuts: thanks to your excellent cardio systems, you're fairly likely to die from cancer, accident, or dementia.

"Not dying" is unlikely,

Anton Berlin

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Mar 14, 2011, 12:44:28 PM3/14/11

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Not wearing a helmet hasn't affected Gary Busey either.

It's the case with most non-helmet wearers.

Diminished intellectual capacity is the hallmark trait before and
after the debilitating brain injury.

Fred Flintstein

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Mar 14, 2011, 1:18:57 PM3/14/11

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On 3/14/2011 10:55 AM, Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> 1. Well, trolling's what we do. rbr is poorly constructed, socially speaking, to deal with actual real-life tragedies

I regret not adding Liz Hatch. I was trying to minimize the number
of words. But really, no rbr troll is complete without Liz Hatch.

Fred Flintstein

Anton Berlin

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Mar 15, 2011, 11:39:19 AM3/15/11

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On Mar 14, 12:18 pm, Fred Flintstein

With Liz hatch you'll need rubber gloves, double condoms, kevlar
helmet and safety goggles. Then a gallon of clorox and phisohex to
disinfect the scene once done.

Better off to rub one out on YouPorn

thirty-six

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Mar 16, 2011, 12:33:01 PM3/16/11

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On Mar 14, 1:59 pm, Cicero Venatio <jazzyb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Remember to check the rubber on those tires, a high speed blowout, with
> no helmet could mean a wheelchair in a nursing home.

Or use tubs.