New Lance Commercial is Gay
MagillaGorilla
golfing...it's so fucking queer I just want to beat you people with a
pipe and then paint Levi's bald head like an Easter egg.
Thanks,
Magilla
Fred Fredburger
"Doper Boy" is the least specific description a professional cyclist
ever. You could save us all a bunch of confusion if all your posts read
like:
Stuff ... and things.
MagillaGorilla
There's only one Doper Boy who has an endorsement deal with Michelob.
Magilla
Uncle Dave
That's such a strange name, like something out of Monty Python. Mich-
uh - lob. How do people ask for it and keep a straight face? It sounds
like a malfunction of the genitalia - "Er, I think I've got the
Michelobs again Doctor".
UD
Fred Flintstein
> There's only one Doper Boy who has an endorsement deal with Michelob.
Dumbass,
Aren't you the guy that just a few posts up was making the case that
USPS was seeing damage from their association with LANCE?
F
Mike Jacoubowsky
news:4E0BFD58...@sandiegozoo.com...
So Lance does Michelob LIght commercials and gets paid a lot of money.
You post here and get???
And we're saying Lance is the dope?
--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
MagillaGorilla
Yeah, so. What's your point?
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
Michelob likely has a morals clause in their endorsement contract
with Doper Boy� and he will have violated that clause when he gets arrested
for a felony. Ba-ba Michelob money, Doper Boy.
How do you like them fucking apples, Matt Damon?
If I were to rape a chimp, I would likewise lose my endorsement deal
with Samsonite.
Magilla
P.S. Lance is also going to end up forking over $15 million for his defense attorneys and PR mouth HOLE Fabio.. I'm not sure if that cost will include appellate lawyers and post conviction relief appeals though.
Fred Flintstein
The marketing people at Anheuser-Busch disagree with you.
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Zenon
> Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
> > "MagillaGorilla" <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:4E0BFD58...@sandiegozoo.com...
> > > Fred Fredburger wrote:
>
> > >> On 6/29/2011 8:23 PM, MagillaGorilla wrote:
> > >> > Michelob Light....Doper Boy is riding a mountain bike and then he's
> > >> > golfing...it's so fucking queer I just want to beat you people with
> > >> > a
> > >> > pipe and then paint Levi's bald head like an Easter egg.
>
> > >> > Thanks,
>
> > >> > Magilla
>
> > >> "Doper Boy" is the least specific description a professional cyclist
> > >> ever. You could save us all a bunch of confusion if all your posts
> > >> read
> > >> like:
>
> > >> Stuff ... and things.
>
> > > There's only one Doper Boy who has an endorsement deal with Michelob.
>
> > > Magilla
>
> > So Lance does Michelob LIght commercials and gets paid a lot of money.
> > You post here and get???
>
> > And we're saying Lance is the dope?
>
> > --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
> >www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
>
> Michelob likely has a morals clause in their endorsement contract with
> a felony. Ba-ba Michelob money, Doper Boy.
>
> How do you like them fucking apples, Matt Damon?
>
> If I were to rape a chimp, I would likewise lose my endorsement deal with
> Samsonite.
>
> Magilla
>
> P.S. Lance is also going to end up forking over $15 million for his defense
> attorneys and PR mouth HOLE Fabio.. I'm not sure if that cost will include
>
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No worries. Lance "I CURED CANCER" Armstrong is selling his little
Texas love shack (i.e., the stabin' cabin) where he was bangin' all
those girls that looked like his mother and that'll put a dent in his
attorney bill. Get this, the stabin' cabin is in a place called
Deadman's Hole. Too funny! When Lancie is repeatedly gang raped in
prison that's how they'll refer to his ass - Deadman's Hole.
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http://www.zillow.com/blog/2009-06-15/lance-armstrong-drops-price-on-texas-estate/
http://raisingtheroof.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/14/bike-champ-lance-armstrong-selling-deadmans-hole/
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Brad Anders
> attorneys and PR mouth HOLE Fabio.. I'm not sure if that cost will include
> appellate lawyers and post conviction relief appeals though
Yeah, but that's where you miss the point - that $15M or whatever it
ends up being will be enough to keep LA out of jail and able to still
say he never doped. He won't get convicted. Did he dope? Of course.
Did Postal use sponsor money for dope? Most likely. Did LA lie to
prosecutors, the FBI, and all those women he banged who looked like
his mom? Absolutely. Are there witnesses to support the case against
LA? You could fill a stadium.
However, like Dominique Strauss-Kahn, nearly everyone with that much
money and power who is accused of a crime has enough money to get off.
OJ did and they had him BY THE BALLS (and he had two). LA will skate,
too. Why you, Laff, and Anton don't see this is hard to understand.
Perhaps you guys actually believe all that stuff you learned in civics
class.
ilan
I sort of agree with you, except that your last sentence misses the
point: the reason those guys are acquitted and probably will have
their charges dropped, is a basic civics lesson which should be taught
in every class, the American criminal justice system is designed to
help the defendant.
The OJ case changed the way prosecutors handle their cases, instead of
long-winded presentations, they keep it short and understandable, I
saw it for myself at the Peterson trial. The DSK case should also
change how prosecutors handle foreign dignitaries with very busy
schedules by not rushing with the severest possible charges.
Hopefully, the Armstrong case will also have repercussions, namely,
not to waste time trying to nail someone who at the worst, cheated at
a meaningless game.
-ilan
Brad Anders
> I sort of agree with you, except that your last sentence misses the
> point: the reason those guys are acquitted and probably will have
> their charges dropped, is a basic civics lesson which should be taught
> in every class, the American criminal justice system is designed to
> help the defendant.
True. I'd also add the caveat that the richer and more powerful the
defendant, the more they can leverage the imbalances in the system.
That's why I think a guy with the resources that LA has stands a good
chance of walking away scot-free.
MagillaGorilla
Brad Anders wrote:
> On Jun 30, 10:45 am, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > P.S. Lance is also going to end up forking over $15 million for his defense
> > attorneys and PR mouth HOLE Fabio.. I'm not sure if that cost will include
> > appellate lawyers and post conviction relief appeals though
>
> Yeah, but that's where you miss the point - that $15M or whatever it
> ends up being will be enough to keep LA out of jail and able to still
> say he never doped. He won't get convicted.
You sound Like Floyd Landis, Hondo, Valverde, DilLusional, Vinokourov,
Mayonnaise, and Phil Z right before they were convicted...
How are Lance's lawyers gonna make Hincapie look like a liar - dude never even
tested positive for anything why would he just make that shit up?
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
Exaplain Martha Stweard, Ivan Boesky, Michael Milken, Jeffrey Skilling, Ken Lay,
Phil Spector, Dennis Kozlowski, and dozens of other millionaires who are
currently in jail or went to jail.
Dude - Lance is goin to the Bighouse.
Magilla
Brad Anders
IMO, every single one of the cases you list has far more physical
evidence and far more significance than the LA case. LA may be a big
name, but the case against him is lame. Best hope they have is on
convicting him of lying to investigators, which still will be
difficult.
Time will tell. If they nail him, hey, great. But it won't have any
impact on doping in cycling.
ilan
I thought you had to verb caveat.