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MagillaGorilla

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Jul 16, 2011, 7:04:58 PM7/16/11
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..how Levi and Alberto actually climb when they have to lay low because
of all the heat and are prevented from re-infusing 1200 mL's of blood on
the rest day.

Turns out Tommy D is the best stage racer in the United States. Time
for Anorexic Drew Carey to fire that sponge Vande Velde and send him
back to race on his daddy's wooden velodrome in Illinois.

Jackasses,

Magilla

atriage

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Jul 16, 2011, 7:11:00 PM7/16/11
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On 17/07/2011 00:04, MagillaGorilla wrote:
> ..how Levi and Alberto actually climb when they have to lay low because
> of all the heat and are prevented from re-infusing 1200 mL's of blood on
> the rest day.

Yeah it's great to see all those clean cyclists showing them how its done.

> Turns out Tommy D is the best stage racer in the United States. Time
> for Anorexic Drew Carey to fire that sponge Vande Velde and send him
> back to race on his daddy's wooden velodrome in Illinois.
>

I thought they stole the wood to build a railroad or something.
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MagillaGorilla

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Jul 16, 2011, 7:33:38 PM7/16/11
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I sincerely apologize for calling it a velodrome when it's actual name is a FUCKING GERBIL WHEEL. Wow...I 'm getting a little sloppy in anticipation of Lance's indictment and ensuing OJ circus trial.

Magilla

Jimmy July

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Jul 16, 2011, 9:39:07 PM7/16/11
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On 7/16/2011 4:11 PM, atriage wrote:
> On 17/07/2011 00:04, MagillaGorilla wrote:
>> ..how Levi and Alberto actually climb when they have to lay low because
>> of all the heat and are prevented from re-infusing 1200 mL's of blood on
>> the rest day.
>
> Yeah it's great to see all those clean cyclists showing them how its done.

Perfect.

atriage

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Jul 16, 2011, 10:43:47 PM7/16/11
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On 17/07/2011 00:33, MagillaGorilla wrote:

> I sincerely apologize for calling it a *velodrome* when it's actual name is a
> FUCKING GERBIL WHEEL.

Victoria Pendleton .."This is your first time over here. Can you tell us how it
feels"
"Yes, I'm so thrilled to be racing against the best American Gerbils tonight and
I'm hoping to put up a good performance."


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MagillaGorilla

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Jul 16, 2011, 11:42:14 PM7/16/11
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atriage wrote:

If she ever gave a quote like that I would stalk her, kidnap her, and make her live
in a dungeon basement and just have my way with her. During my trial I would just
show the judge and jury the gerbil quote and they would acquit me like that chick
in Florida who killed her daughter.

Magilla

atriage

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Jul 17, 2011, 5:20:14 AM7/17/11
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On 17/07/2011 04:42, MagillaGorilla wrote:
> atriage wrote:
>
>> On 17/07/2011 00:33, MagillaGorilla wrote:
>>
>>> I sincerely apologize for calling it a *velodrome* when it's actual name is a
>>> FUCKING GERBIL WHEEL.
>>
>> Victoria Pendleton .."This is your first time over here. Can you tell us how it
>> feels"
>> "Yes, I'm so thrilled to be racing against the best American Gerbils tonight and
>> I'm hoping to put up a good performance."
>>
>> --
>
> If she ever gave a quote like that I would stalk her, kidnap her, and make her live
> in a dungeon basement and just have my way with her.

I'm told she's a hard rider.
http://olympicgirls.net/sport-girls/victoriapendleton3.jpg


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--D-y

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Jul 17, 2011, 12:22:13 PM7/17/11
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Lotta potential there:
<http://olympicgirls.net/victoria-pendleton/>
--D-y

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