An ankle bracelet would be unacceptable in cycling, so a modified
heart monitor would do nicely.
Imagine impressing other rbridiots and LIVEDRUNK afficionados.
"Sierra Road, 9.3%, 3.7 miles, Tugboat Chernobyl Stout (with a nod to
Tyler), .11 BAC, motherfucker."
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Add GPS and the ability to post it all to mapmyride ...