One down, one to go!
Substance McGravitas
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-bin-laden-killed/story?id=13505703&sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4dbe1cf00ef3c4cf%2C0
Now, if we can just bring LA to justice!
Fred
> Got one:http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-bin-laden-killed/story?id=1350570...
>
> Now, if we can just bring LA to justice!
STFU
Fred
Substance McGravitas
It didn't occur to me that the comparison between OBL and LA might not
be obvious to some of the slower RBR readers.
- OBL was pursued for almost 10 years before being caught.
- Lafferty's been after LANCE longer than that.
- The men pursuing OBL did so at great personal sacrifice.
- Lafferty has sacrificed his job and his sanity to the pursuit of LA.
- OBL perpetrated the largest terrorist attack in US history.
- LA perpetrated the greatest fraud in sporting history.
- OBL .. nah, I think I'll save some for later.
If you need more, just give me another STFU and I'll be happy to oblige.
Davey Crockett
| It didn't occur to me that the comparison between OBL and LA might not
| be obvious to some of the slower RBR readers.
>
| - OBL was pursued for almost 10 years before being caught.
| - Lafferty's been after LANCE longer than that.
>
| - The men pursuing OBL did so at great personal sacrifice.
| - Lafferty has sacrificed his job and his sanity to the pursuit of LA.
>
| - OBL perpetrated the largest terrorist attack in US history.
| - LA perpetrated the greatest fraud in sporting history.
>
| - OBL .. nah, I think I'll save some for later.
>
| If you need more, just give me another STFU and I'll be happy to oblige.
PLONK
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Davey Crockett
Flying the Flag of the English
The Flag of Hengest and Horsa
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Fredmaster of Brainerd
Dumbass,
OBL has multiple wives.
LA has multiple girlfriends who look like his mom.
OBL ran a global financial network disbursing money for
dubious purposes.
LA runs a charity of questionable operating standards
and finances.
OBL put it about that he was skulking from cave to cave
in a donkey, while really he was living in a walled compound
in a suburb of Islamabad and playing Wii: Rock Band.
LA wrote a memoir about his hardscrabble childhood but
lives in a posh compound in a suburb of Austin and
dates minor rock stars and near-celebrities.
OBL started a dubious fashion trend for combining traditional
tunics with off-brand Army camo fatigues.
LA ... yellow wristbands ... say no more.
Clearly the greater fashion criminal.
Finally, were I not outside the US at an undisclosed location today,
I would surely be in my backyard shooting my AK-47 in the air
to celebrate this news. And I hope that on a momentous Tuesday
in July when LA is brought to heel, that I will have the opportunity.
Fredmaster Ben Rotten
Davey Crockett
| OBL has multiple wives.
Davey figures you meant _lives_ and not _wives_
Ousammah has been dead for around 10 years now despite the persistent
"sightings"
Alex Jones reported it and even Fox News reported it back in December
2002 although the mainstream controlled propaganda machine ignored it.
http://www.prisonplanet.com/osama-bin-laden-has-been-dead-for-years.html
Also, it seems strange that M'bongo, in the space of less than a week, can
pull a Lazarus on Ousammah and "Find" a Birth Certificate that has been
"Lost" for years. Davey smells a Rat here.
Maybe he's just Pissed that he and that No-Class tart he's married to
didn't get invited to the Parasites' wedding.
Or maybe simply TNB.
http://24.246.52.43/rbr/multimedia/mbongo.mp3
--
Davey Crockett
Flying the Flag of the English
The Battle Flag of Hengest and Horsa
http://usera.imagecave.com/daveycrockett/englishdragon.jpg
RicodJour
> Fredmaster of Brainerd a écrit profondement:
>
> | OBL has multiple wives.
>
> Davey figures you meant _lives_ and not _wives_
>
> Ousammah has been dead for around 10 years now despite the persistent
> "sightings"
>
> Alex Jones reported it and even Fox News reported it back in December
>
> Also, it seems strange that M'bongo, in the space of less than a week, can
> pull a Lazarus on Ousammah and "Find" a Birth Certificate that has been
> "Lost" for years. Davey smells a Rat here.
>
> Maybe he's just Pissed that he and that No-Class tart he's married to
> didn't get invited to the Parasites' wedding.
As far as I can tell you don't need a reason to be pissed off.
Yeah, the world sucks, everybody dopes, everyone's out to get you,
people die - will you now please shut up so I can enjoy the show/race/
day? Thanks. :)~
R
Fredmaster of Brainerd
> Fredmaster of Brainerd a écrit profondement:
>
> | OBL has multiple wives.
>
> Davey figures you meant _lives_ and not _wives_
>
> Ousammah has been dead for around 10 years now despite the persistent
> "sightings"
The joke's on you, because BHO just eliminated OBL,
his sole rival for the title of Sheikh and Supreme Caliph
of All the Islamosocialistfascists.
It's all a Mafia family war when you get down to it,
and BHO showed he is the bigger gangster. Suck on
that fact, Aryan-boy.
Fredmaster Ben
Substance McGravitas
> Fredmaster of Brainerd a écrit profondement:
>
>
> | OBL has multiple wives.
>
> Davey figures you meant _lives_ and not _wives_
>
> Ousammah has been dead for around 10 years now despite the persistent
> "sightings"
>
> Alex Jones reported it and even Fox News reported it back in December
> 2002 although the mainstream controlled propaganda machine ignored it.
> http://www.prisonplanet.com/osama-bin-laden-has-been-dead-for-years.html
>
> Also, it seems strange that M'bongo, in the space of less than a week, can
> pull a Lazarus on Ousammah and "Find" a Birth Certificate that has been
> "Lost" for years. Davey smells a Rat here.
>
> Maybe he's just Pissed that he and that No-Class tart he's married to
> didn't get invited to the Parasites' wedding.
>
> Or maybe simply TNB.
> http://24.246.52.43/rbr/multimedia/mbongo.mp3
>
That's some very persuasive stuff.
Simply Fred
> Alex Jones reported it and even Fox News reported it back in December
> 2002
If Faux news reported it then it must be true.
Fred
> On 5/1/2011 9:12 PM, Fred wrote:
>
> > On May 1, 9:54 pm, Substance McGravitas<F...@Burger.com> wrote:
> >> Got one:http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-bin-laden-killed/story?id=1350570...
>
> >> Now, if we can just bring LA to justice!
>
> > STFU
>
> It didn't occur to me that the comparison between OBL and LA might not
> be obvious to some of the slower RBR readers.
>
What didn't occur to your dumb ass is that some topics are of such
grave seriousness that they should not be the subject of humor. And
no, I'm not talking about LA.
Fred
RicodJour
The difference between tragedy and a good joke is usually time. OBL
dying isn't exactly the Holocaust, and it's already been a decade
since he did most of his 'work', so there is some distance.
R
Fred
If you think it's been a decade since he's been relevant, you're
either naive or just stupid.
Fred
RicodJour
> either naive or just stupid.
You chose the word relevant - question is, how relevant and to whom.
If OBL were still largely relevant there would have been a much bigger
outcry, sworn vengeance videos and stuff like that. Muslim and Arab
countries have been strangely quiet about it. He was unfinished
business for the US, and it was a point of pride to take him out. It
doesn't mean that everything is finished or there won't be other stuff
to deal with. There will.
As far as the sensitivity thing - did you know anyone or lose anyone
in 9/11?
R
Vagina Gorilla
I know a guy that claimed to and when I brought in the next day the
NYT's book that was a collection of obituaries he couldn't come up
with a name.
I didn't even know anyone that knew anyone.
Scott
Don't know a soul from 9/11. Not important. Just don't think the
killing of OBL is an appropriate topic for humor.
Fred
Kurgan Gringioni
"Substance McGravitas" <Fr...@Burger.com> wrote in message
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Dumbass -
Please don't STFU, I think it's funny, especially the Laff references.
thanks,
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
Choppy Warburton
OBL had a secretary named Lincoln born on Kennedy's birthday
while
LA had a birthday party for someone named Kennedy ate a lot of cake
then laid a giant Lincoln log the following morning.
Fredmaster of Brainerd
Right, said Fred (or Scott). We're all God's children,
and I gather Osama had an especially close relationship
to at least one God. Joking about the death of a human
being isn't funny.
On the other hand, terrorism, now that's funny. Here's a
Chinese joke about it, from
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/evanosnos/2011/05/osama-china-america.html
Al Qaeda once sent five terrorists to China: One was sent
to blow up a bus, but he wasn’t able to squeeze onto it;
one was sent to blow up a supermarket, but the bomb was
stolen from his basket; one was sent to blow up a train, but
tickets were sold-out; finally, one succeeded in bombing a
coal mine, and hundreds of workers died. He returned to
Al Qaeda’s headquarters to await the headlines about his
success, but it was never reported by the Chinese press.
Al Qaeda executed him for lying.
I have an small book of political jokes like this collected in the
Soviet Union and printed in the West. They're fucking hilarious
(if you remember the USSR), even or especially to a bleeding
heart liberal Commie like myself. Black humor is a time-honored
way of dealing with intolerable situations.
Fredcomrade Ben
p.s. The joke about the Chinese joke is that one of the
five terrorists is unaccounted for. He's probably a sleeper
agent waiting to run for President.
RicodJour
> killing of OBL is an appropriate topic for humor.
Not important. Hmm...you get to decide what is and what is not
relevant - without consideration for my views on the matter. I'm not
sure I agree with that. Let me check...nope, I sure don't. Sorry.
Your sensibilities regarding the offing of a person who assaulted you
in a tangential, theoretical way shows that you are a caring guy - in
a tangential, theoretical way. It's not quite so simple for me. I
knew six people that died in the WTC on 9/11. Captain of my HS
lacrosse team, kid I used to play ping pong with at the pool, people
I'd run into in town (I live one town over from where I grew up - it's
a nice area), that sort of thing. Something like 40 people in all
from my home town. So you might well imagine that that shit's still
alive for me. Which makes people's remorse...regret...what is it
exactly that you are feeling that makes you qualified to tell me how
things are supposed to work?
I'm no more offended by this thread than any of a number of things
that passes for normal on RBR. I'm not sorry OBL got whacked any
more than I'm sorry when a gangster gets whacked. They were begging
for it, and as the saying goes in Texas, they needed killing. I'm not
reveling in him getting whacked, just feel it's time to turn the
page. The thing I most object to in this thread is that Substance
Abuse has a lame sense of humor and he's simply trolling.
I'd apologize for my stupid and/or naive thoughts on the matter, but
I'm not sure that would be relevant. :)~
R
Scott
Sorry, let me explain. I didn't mean to discount your views. I was
speaking solely for me. I don't know a soul who was killed on 9/11.
It is not important to me (not saying it's not important to you or
others) to have known anyone killed on 9/11 to feel that the topic of
killing OBL is inappropriate humor. I am absolutely glad he's dead,
but I'm not celebrating. There's still too much heavy lifting to do.
I'm a veteran myself and I've worked with/for veterans for the last
decade and I work w/ wounded warriors every damn day. Just about a
month ago, for example, I met a guy in his mid-20s who had served in
the very same infantry company I'd served in over 30 years ago. I'm
doing okay, but he's not doing so well. His story is far too common,
and it breaks my heart. So, yeah, I don't find the humor in any of
this. YMMV.
Simply Fred
> http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-bin-laden-killed/story?id=13505703&sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4dbe1cf00ef3c4cf%2C0
Its all a conspiracy to cover up the fact that he was killed by an
exploding fork (an amerikan fork, not one from taiwan).
Anton Berlin
Sunday night I turned to my girlfriend and asked her "Is there any
difference between Americans dancing in the streets tonight and those
celebrations in the middle east almost 10 years ago?"
No - the dynamic is the same.
Monday AM a colleague came seeking approval for the Osama death - I
told him I was initially pleased that Osama was dead but embarrassed
by the American celebrations - we're better than that.
"One down" is correct but this is a hydra. Fed by American policy and
American greed.
We will continue to see this for some time.
Ronsonic
"Vagina Gorilla" <vagina...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Really? You did that?
Wow.
I get calling out a bullshitter, great sport.
Sometimes though I am surprised when what I thought was just on-line persona
syndrome turns out to be just the way someone is.
Substance McGravitas
I thought it was OK, but not necessarily my best work. When it offended
Fred G.'s tender sensibilities, THEN it got funny.
Fred Flintstein
Dumbass,
If you want to offend people the thing to do is put results
in the header.
Fred Flintstein
Frederick the Great
Substance McGravitas <Fr...@Burger.com> wrote:
You are the one who will not mind his own delicate sensibilities.
"It won't get better if you keep picking at it."
--Mom
--
Old Fritz
Substance McGravitas
> You are the one who will not mind his own delicate sensibilities.
You lost me here. Is this because I'm ragging on LA, because I'm ragging
on Lafferty, because I joked about OBL, or because I'm laughing at the
"Someone said something offensive in RBR!"-ness of it all?
You missed one, though. My tender sensibilities are also offended by
those who can't quite manage to complete a
Simply Fred
> If you want to offend people the thing to do is put results
> in the header.
Didn't Bush make it onto the podium ? He must be the next Hincapie.