Farrar out-kicked Cavendish!

LawBoy01

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Sep 1, 2010, 1:04:44 PM9/1/10

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Awesome job at the Vuelta today. Does anybody know how many times
Farrar has beaten Cavendish in a sprint finish now? My guess is more
than this time, but fewer than five.

Kurgan Gringioni

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Sep 1, 2010, 1:08:05 PM9/1/10

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"LawBoy01" <phi...@pwm-law.com> wrote in message
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: Awesome job at the Vuelta today. Does anybody know how many times

: Farrar has beaten Cavendish in a sprint finish now? My guess is more
: than this time, but fewer than five.

Dumbass -

Today Cav went way, way too early.

He's done that in the past and gotten away with it because he's got so much
max wattage, but it's not working for him right now.

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

Magilla Gorilla

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Sep 1, 2010, 1:17:23 PM9/1/10

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LawBoy01 wrote:

The Vuelta is a vacation race for the Caveman. Only the Tour matters.

Try to pay attention.

Magilla

LawBoy01

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Sep 1, 2010, 1:43:51 PM9/1/10

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Can either of you wizards answer the question of how many times Farrar
has beaten Cavendish in a bunch sprint?

brian_...@yahoo.com

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Sep 1, 2010, 2:30:04 PM9/1/10

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I'd say twice, Today and in Tirennio.

Magilla Gorilla

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Sep 1, 2010, 2:36:06 PM9/1/10

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LawBoy01 wrote:

Yeah, I can. The answer is so many times that Anorexic Drew Carey decided
to go out and hire a real sprinter (Thor).

Magilla

Magilla Gorilla

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Sep 1, 2010, 2:36:57 PM9/1/10

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"brian_...@yahoo.com" wrote:

The Vuelta is only important to cyclists who want to bang Spanish chicks with
hairy armpits.

Magilla

LawBoy01

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Sep 1, 2010, 2:41:55 PM9/1/10

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On Sep 1, 1:36 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:

> Magilla- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

If you mean that the Vuelta needs to change its position on the
calendar, then yeah I would agree with you.

Bob Martin

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Sep 1, 2010, 2:02:07 PM9/1/10

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in 644248 20100901 194155 LawBoy01 <phi...@pwm-law.com> wrote:

>On Sep 1, 1:36=A0pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>> "brian_j_r...@yahoo.com" wrote:

>> > On Sep 1, 12:43=A0pm, LawBoy01 <phi...@pwm-law.com> wrote:
>> > > On Sep 1, 12:17=A0pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wro=
>te:
>>
>> > > > LawBoy01 wrote:
>> > > > > Awesome job at the Vuelta today. =A0Does anybody know how many ti=
>mes
>> > > > > Farrar has beaten Cavendish in a sprint finish now? =A0My guess i=

>s more
>> > > > > than this time, but fewer than five.
>>

>> > > > The Vuelta is =A0a vacation race for the Caveman. =A0Only the Tour =

>matters.
>>
>> > > > Try to pay attention.
>>
>> > > > Magilla
>>

>> > > Can either of you wizards answer the question of how many times Farra=

>r
>> > > has beaten Cavendish in a bunch sprint?
>>
>> > I'd say twice, Today and in Tirennio.
>>

>> The Vuelta is only important to cyclists who want to bang Spanish chicks =

>with
>> hairy armpits.
>>
>> Magilla- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>If you mean that the Vuelta needs to change its position on the
>calendar, then yeah I would agree with you.

It already has - it used to be the first.

Beloved Fred No. 1

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Sep 1, 2010, 4:14:02 PM9/1/10

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Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>> The Vuelta is only important to cyclists who want to bang Spanish chicks with
>> hairy armpits.

LawBoy01 wrote:
> If you mean that the Vuelta needs to change its position on the
> calendar, then yeah I would agree with you.

I expect it would be cheaper to buy razors for the Spanish chicks.
Perhaps you should do their pussies too while you're about it.

Uncle Dave

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Sep 1, 2010, 5:42:06 PM9/1/10

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On Sep 1, 7:36 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:

And the Tour is only important to those who can't think of something
better to do in July. Like go to the beach, curl up in the garden
with a good book, bury the cat,that kind of thing. June to September
is the silly season in cycling, fuck all of note happens then.

UD

LawBoy01

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Sep 1, 2010, 5:49:54 PM9/1/10

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> It already has - it used to be the first.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

No shit, Sherlock.

Ben Trovato

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Sep 1, 2010, 6:04:24 PM9/1/10

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Sheesh, you're like Kenny Hummalong on a mountain stage; it's
pointless to tell you to keep up. Or like one of those gerbil racers
you're always going on about, same crap, different lap.
Thor's not a sprinter anymore.
Now why don't you run along and type up some more of your tin-eared
dialogue? Do try to keep it under two minutes.

Kurgan Gringioni

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Sep 2, 2010, 1:22:58 PM9/2/10

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"Ben Trovato" <benn.t...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Sep 1, 11:36 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> LawBoy01 wrote:
> > On Sep 1, 12:17 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> > > LawBoy01 wrote:
> > > > Awesome job at the Vuelta today. Does anybody know how many times
> > > > Farrar has beaten Cavendish in a sprint finish now? My guess is more
> > > > than this time, but fewer than five.
>
> > > The Vuelta is a vacation race for the Caveman. Only the Tour matters.
>
> > > Try to pay attention.
>
> > > Magilla
>
> > Can either of you wizards answer the question of how many times Farrar
> > has beaten Cavendish in a bunch sprint?
>
> Yeah, I can. The answer is so many times that Anorexic Drew Carey decided
> to go out and hire a real sprinter (Thor).
>
> Magilla

:: Sheesh, you're like Kenny Hummalong on a mountain stage; it's
:: pointless to tell you to keep up. Or like one of those gerbil racers
:: you're always going on about, same crap, different lap.
:: Thor's not a sprinter anymore.

Dumbass -

Ben's right. Thor no longer has the speed to contest the big bunch sprints.

Scott

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Sep 3, 2010, 12:28:16 AM9/3/10

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Yeah, 'cause Thor has such a great record against Cav, too. Hell, he
can't even beat Farrar, how's he going to beat Cav?