Moron is only spelled with 1 m - update from Utah on Action Figurine in Jail
Anton Berlin
Law enforcement officials say the man is "fairly well spoken and
educated," but very guarded about his identity. As a result of several
short conversations with him, officers believe he may not be from
Utah.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/25/us-mystery-prisoner-odd-idUSTRE76O31320110725
BLafferty
The guy looks familiar but I can't figure out why. It's the smile that
triggers something.
Anton Berlin
He passes for "well spoken and educated" in Utah so he ain't from
round dees parts.
--D-y
It's George Bush (jr), born into a poor family.
--D-y
Simply Fred
>>> Reuters posted this story today - from the article
>>
>>> Law enforcement officials say the man is "fairly well spoken and
>>> educated," but very guarded about his identity. As a result of several
>>> short conversations with him, officers believe he may not be from
>>> Utah.
>>> http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/25/us-mystery-prisoner-odd-idU...
--D-y wrote:
> It's George Bush (jr), born into a poor family.
It's George Bush (jr) from a parallel universe. The reason why he
doesn't want to identify himself is that Dick Cheney is pursuing him
across universes with a loaded shotgun.
Scott
3 hots and a cot for as long as he doesn't identify himself... sounds
like a pretty smart move for a "fairly well spoken and educated" but
homeless guy with nowhere else to go.
'Round here, we're seeing people get arrested just so they'll have a
place to stay for a night or two, but our homeless aren't smart enough
to pull off the 'refusal to identify' trick so they can stay in
indefinitely. Another trick is to visit a local hospital and 'self-
admit' to the psych ward by feigning severe suicidal thoughts. That's
good for a 72 hour hold, minimum.
Jimmy July
But in 72 hours, they're back out on those mean streets again. One of
these homeless guys should go to their local police station, claim to be
Lance Armstrong and confess that they doped to win the Tour. Then they'd
be locked up for LIFE!
Simply Fred
>> 'Round here, we're seeing people get arrested just so they'll have a
>> place to stay for a night or two, but our homeless aren't smart enough
>> to pull off the 'refusal to identify' trick so they can stay in
>> indefinitely. Another trick is to visit a local hospital and 'self-
>> admit' to the psych ward by feigning severe suicidal thoughts. That's
>> good for a 72 hour hold, minimum.
Jimmy July wrote:
> But in 72 hours, they're back out on those mean streets again. One of
> these homeless guys should go to their local police station, claim to be
> Lance Armstrong and confess that they doped to win the Tour. Then they'd
> be locked up for LIFE!
Or go to the local hospital and pretend to have a Obsessive�compulsive
personality disorder involving a obsessional neurosis about the doping
habits of a well known cyclist.
Jimmy July
Yeah, that's probably illegal too.
S
> Scott wrote:
> >> 'Round here, we're seeing people get arrested just so they'll have a
> >> place to stay for a night or two, but our homeless aren't smart enough
> >> to pull off the 'refusal to identify' trick so they can stay in
> >> indefinitely. Another trick is to visit a local hospital and 'self-
> >> admit' to the psych ward by feigning severe suicidal thoughts. That's
> >> good for a 72 hour hold, minimum.
> Jimmy July wrote:
> > But in 72 hours, they're back out on those mean streets again. One of
> > these homeless guys should go to their local police station, claim to be
> > Lance Armstrong and confess that they doped to win the Tour. Then they'd
> > be locked up for LIFE!
>
> personality disorder involving a obsessional neurosis about the doping
> habits of a well known cyclist.
Now that's just crazy talk. Nobody would believe you're not faking it.