Lance Is A Jerk--Video?

BLafferty

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Nov 19, 2010, 11:31:26 AM11/19/10

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Anyone know where this might be available for free viewing?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0989671/

Also, Lance is up to number 4 on the top ten jerk list, ahead of Barry
Bonds and chasing Michael Vick.
http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/biggest-jerk-athletes.asp

blazing_saddles

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Nov 19, 2010, 12:03:09 PM11/19/10

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On Nov 19, 10:31 am, BLafferty <b...@nowhere.com> wrote:
> Anyone know where this might be available for free viewing?http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0989671/

>
> Also, Lance is up to number 4 on the top ten jerk list, ahead of Barry
> Bonds and chasing Michael Vick.http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/biggest-jerk-athletes.asp

I'm not sure how official that list is.

BLafferty

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Nov 19, 2010, 12:47:49 PM11/19/10

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There are lots of similar lists out there. Google "Armstrong jerk" and
enjoy.

Mike Jacoubowsky

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Nov 19, 2010, 1:30:25 PM11/19/10

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"BLafferty" <b...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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Why is this reminding me of that Internet prank some years ago, where if
you googled "French military victories"...

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

BLafferty

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Nov 19, 2010, 1:48:11 PM11/19/10

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Nah, these are real. I love the Armstrong trying to leave the bar,
drink in hand and giving the bouncer a hard time.
http://austinist.com/2008/02/04/lance_throws_hi.php

Fred Flintstein

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Nov 19, 2010, 5:39:16 PM11/19/10

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On 11/19/2010 10:31 AM, BLafferty wrote:
> Anyone know where this might be available for free viewing?
> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0989671/

Dumbass,

The short has been turned over to the US Attorney. I'm sure
it'll be part of the grand jury testimony. Time will tell.
Dumbass.

Fred Flintstein

Mike Jacoubowsky

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Nov 19, 2010, 5:48:41 PM11/19/10

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"BLafferty" <b...@nowhere.com> wrote in message

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OK, can we maybe dredge up something just a wee bit more current as an
example? That's over 2 1/2 years old!

--Mike Jacoubowsky
Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReaction.com
Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA

BLafferty

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Nov 19, 2010, 6:21:34 PM11/19/10

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Sure, how about you find a link to Lance shoving the guy while riding
back to his team bus after a Tour stage.

Mike Jacoubowsky

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Nov 19, 2010, 6:40:11 PM11/19/10

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"BLafferty" <b...@nowhere.com> wrote in message

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How about you find it? For all I know it could have been like the time in
2000 when I hooked a camera bag on Virenque's handlebar. Seriously. Not that
he didn't deserve it. :-)

(That was one of those life-flashing-before-my-eyes moments as I realized
what had happened and got it out of the way just before it would have taken
him down. I don't know if he even noticed it had happened. This, by the way,
was as he was slowly riding past me in the Village, not out on the course.
Still, I'm sure it would have made for excellent youtube video had he gotten
off his bike and threatened me, and there would be some idiots out there
that would be defending me instead of Virenque.)

Brad Anders

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Nov 19, 2010, 11:37:08 PM11/19/10

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FWIW, I Googled "Armstrong jerk" and I got 546,000 hits. Not that much
more than "Lafferty jerk", which returned 464,000 hits. So, if you're
the standard, Lance is only about 18% more of a jerk than you are.

BTW, I also Googled "Anders jerk" and only got 178,000 hits. So,
you're 160% more of a jerk than I am.

Brad Anders

Frederick the Great

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Nov 19, 2010, 11:04:23 PM11/19/10

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In article <IqGdnUEQ4vHCO3vR...@giganews.com>,
BLafferty <b...@nowhere.com> wrote:

Vick is still playing sports and winning.
LANCE will soon surpass a convicted
torturer and tax fraud.

--
Old Fritz

Carl Sundquist

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Nov 20, 2010, 12:42:53 AM11/20/10

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"Sundquist jerk" 49,600 results (0.25 seconds)

Mike Jacoubowsky

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Nov 20, 2010, 1:37:00 AM11/20/10

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"Carl Sundquist" <carl.su...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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You need a more unique name. Jacoubowsky jerk yields only 888 entries.

All of them relevant. :-)

Beloved Fred No. 1

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Nov 20, 2010, 4:46:43 AM11/20/10

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Brad Anders<pband...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> BTW, I also Googled "Anders jerk" and only got 178,000 hits. So,
>> you're 160% more of a jerk than I am.

Carl Sundquist wrote:
> "Sundquist jerk" 49,600 results (0.25 seconds)

Well if its any consolation track cyclist jerk yields 79500. But the
Freds have it again as fred jerk yields 1,560,000.

Beloved Fred No. 1

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Nov 20, 2010, 4:47:42 AM11/20/10

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On 11/20/10 06:04, Frederick the Great wrote:
> Vick is still playing sports and winning.
> LANCE will soon surpass a convicted
> torturer and tax fraud.

If LANCE had as many dogs as Vick he would have been toast years ago.

BLafferty

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Nov 20, 2010, 8:32:42 AM11/20/10

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Particularly if they look like his mother.

Anton Berlin

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Nov 20, 2010, 12:48:45 PM11/20/10

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berlin jerk yields 900,000

but berlin "schnitzlegruber* yields over 70 million

*the german work for jerk

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

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Nov 20, 2010, 1:56:02 PM11/20/10

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Dumbass -

"Gringioni jerk" 574 results

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

Carl Sundquist

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Nov 20, 2010, 2:47:51 PM11/20/10

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On Nov 20, 12:56 pm, "Kurgan. presented by Gringioni."

"Gringioni dumbass" 27,200 results (0.48 seconds)

"Kurgan dumbass" 51,900 results (0.43 seconds)

Plano Dude

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Nov 20, 2010, 6:42:59 PM11/20/10

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"Kunich dumbass" 348,000 results (0.20 seconds)

--D-y

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Nov 20, 2010, 10:11:07 PM11/20/10

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--D-y jerk 27,300,000.

--D-y dumbass 30,800,000

What a bunch of pikers.
--D-y

Beloved Fred No. 1

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Nov 21, 2010, 3:16:17 AM11/21/10

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However "berlin Fett M�dchen" takes the cake at 1,250,000.

Fredmaster of Brainerd

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Nov 21, 2010, 3:22:38 AM11/21/10

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Cheating, or bad data, since Google interprets --D-y
as leading minus marks = do not include, and dashes
inside a word as equivalent to spaces. You need
double quotes and so on.

Meanwhile,
weiner jerk 1,360,000 results
lance jerk 589,000 results

LANCE is going to have to mess with a lot more bouncers
and Hollywood B-listers if he intends to catch up to me.

Fredmaster Ben

--D-y

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Nov 21, 2010, 1:08:38 PM11/21/10

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I never tested positive.
--D-y

Fred Fredburger

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Nov 21, 2010, 2:32:37 PM11/21/10

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Sometimes I wonder whether Lafferty is a jerk. There are good reasons to
argue that he might be.

Fredmaster of Brainerd

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Nov 21, 2010, 3:36:38 PM11/21/10

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It doesn't matter, with the new usenetological
passport, the UCI can tell whether you're a jerk
just by analyzing the frequency distribution of
your posts to rbr.

Please keep in mind that every time you deny it,
the statute of limitations is extended.

Fredthoughtpolice Ben

--D-y

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Nov 21, 2010, 8:03:30 PM11/21/10

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Deny what?
--D-y

Fred Fredburger

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Nov 21, 2010, 11:31:34 PM11/21/10

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Fredmaster of Brainerd wrote:

> Please keep in mind that every time you deny it,
> the statute of limitations is extended.

Thanks for phrasing it this way. I now have the legal tools to deal
effectively with my credit card company and their silly due date.