At last. A sport for FMs.
You might think so, right?
http://www.google.ca/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=takeru+kobayashi&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=V04yTO-yKougnQfI-NnWAw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CEUQsAQwAw
There's a working theory that being too fat restricts stomachexpansion during big events.