Dumbasses,
We are going to cuff him at the bike/run transition area,
while he is wearing Tri gear with a silly painted number
and visor. Just to compound the humiliation.
I talked to all the powers that be in California cycling and
they approved, because this tri dabbling is embarrassing
for pro cycling. Don't hate on me for trying to help uphold
the standards of the sport.
Sincerely,
Jeff