Tom Zirbel is a dumb jackass
Magilla Gorilla
K. Fred Gauss
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/usada-suspends-zirbel-for-two-years
>
If Zirbel is a "dumb jackass", what is Tyler? That's an honest question,
I'm trying to keep my terminology straight.
Magilla Gorilla
This is a great question and I'm glad you asked.
Tyler is a smart jackass because he was at least able to get dumb jackasses
to help pay for his legal defense. Zirbel is an idiot for accepting a 2
year ban. He would have been making $100K easy over with Anorexic Drew
Carey's team had he not been eating supplements like he was going down on
Vania Rossi's carpet.
Zirbel's wife will dump him too even though he doesn't seem to know that
yet. The spouse is always the last to know, as they say.
I also seriously wonder if testing positive for a steroid doesn't harm his
chances for employment in all sorts of jobs. Employers will do a Google
search of Zirbel and see he tested positive and accepted a 2 year
suspension. 95% of the public doesn't know jack shit about supplemental
contamination. They will think Zirbel is a juicer.
Some of these cyclists are dumb as door knobs.
Thanks,
Magilla
Fred K. Gringioni
"Magilla Gorilla" <m.go...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote in message
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>
> Zirbel's wife will dump him too even though he doesn't seem to know that
> yet. The spouse is always the last to know, as they say.
>
> I also seriously wonder if testing positive for a steroid doesn't harm his
> chances for employment in all sorts of jobs. Employers will do a Google
> search of Zirbel and see he tested positive and accepted a 2 year
> suspension. 95% of the public doesn't know jack shit about supplemental
> contamination. They will think Zirbel is a juicer.
>
> Some of these cyclists are dumb as door knobs.
Dumbass -
All he has to do is get a legal name change.
How about Tom Gerbil? It sounds about the same.
thanks,
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
Magilla Gorilla
I think Jerry Gerbil sounds better.
Magilla