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Scott

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Mar 25, 2010, 4:58:27 PM3/25/10
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Phinney, Phinney!!

or, if you prefer,

USA! USA!

ronaldo_jeremiah

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Mar 25, 2010, 7:07:10 PM3/25/10
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Come on bro, don't you know that velodrome world championships are
bogus nonsense that Velosnooze shouldn't even report on?

Goddamn, you act like riding at 36 mph for four minutes, twice in one
day, should impress us. Pfft.

-rj

Scott

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Mar 25, 2010, 7:45:22 PM3/25/10
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On Mar 25, 5:07 pm, ronaldo_jeremiah <ronaldo_jerem...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

Are you channeling MG? I was hoping to hook him. He fell for my post
re: Boonen at the ToC and thought for sure this would set him off.

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 26, 2010, 7:57:39 AM3/26/10
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Scott wrote:

Track worlds is meaningless. Phinney won't medal at the Olympics. And
stop chanting USA. Phinney doesn't represent the United States anymore
than his mother did when she won a boycotted Olympics.. USAC doesn't
own the sport of cycling. Anybody can wear a jersey with USA on it and
claim they represent an entire nation in some quasi-official capacity.

Magilla

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 26, 2010, 8:04:23 AM3/26/10
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ronaldo_jeremiah wrote:

Apparently, the UCI and IOC think it's just as meaningless an act since
they eliminated it from the Olympics.

Cocksucker.

Magilla

Fred Flintstein

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Mar 26, 2010, 9:19:11 AM3/26/10
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Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> Apparently, the UCI and IOC think it's just as meaningless an act since
> they eliminated it from the Olympics.

Dumbass,

We both know that people will be riding pursuits at the
next Olympics.

Fred Flintstein

Scott

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Mar 26, 2010, 10:44:42 AM3/26/10
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You ARE amazing. Even after broadcasting that I was just trying to
hook you, you still post your drivel. Thank you for being you.

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 26, 2010, 10:50:26 AM3/26/10
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Fred Flintstein wrote:

The pursuit is no longer a medal event, jackass. So unless Phinney plans on
riding a bunch of points races and whatever the fuck else they have in that
omnium piece of junk for London 2012, winning the pursuit in the Olympics
isn't gonna matter that much.

If the pursuit mattered, then Chris Boardman would be a millionaire today
instead of a guy who is forced to write road frame reviews for some bike rag
in the UK. Ask Wiggins if you don't believe me.

Thanks,

Magilla

Fred Flintstein

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Mar 26, 2010, 11:08:27 AM3/26/10
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Dumbass,

So we agree that you were wrong when you said they had
eliminated the pursuit from the Olympics.

Fred Flintstein

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 26, 2010, 11:56:54 AM3/26/10
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Scott wrote:

When people read these threads 3 years from now, they won't notice subtle
sarcasm because they're not going to spend the time studying our little
ongoing soap opera that transpires in here. So I have to beat people down
using a literal interpretation of each post.

You need to understand the audience.


Thanks,

Magilla

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 26, 2010, 12:04:31 PM3/26/10
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Fred Flintstein wrote:

No, we don't. Because I meant that the pursuit was eliminated from the Olympics
as a medal event since your comparison was with what Phinney did at worlds,
dumbass. The Olympic format for London 2012 will look nothing like what Phinney
is doing at worlds. Ergo, his results at worlds are meaningless. You jackasses
pumped him up before Beijing based on these meaningless worlds results and then
at Beijing the guy didn't even get a fucking bronze medal.

The guy who wins the omnium at the Olympics will still be a nobody because to
master all those events is quite a meaningless undertaking and has little
translational value to road racing.

I was so happy when they removed the pursuit from the Olympics simply because it
stuck a dagger into the hearts of all you Phinney cum drinkers in here of which
Lance appears to be one too, which is sad. Although Lance has other problems to
worry about:

http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/03/26/business/business-us-radioshack-sale.html?scp=2&sq=Radio%20Shack&st=cse

Thanks,

Magilla

Fred Flintstein

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Mar 26, 2010, 12:26:29 PM3/26/10
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Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> Fred Flintstein wrote:
>
>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>> Fred Flintstein wrote:
>>>
>>>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>>>> Apparently, the UCI and IOC think it's just as meaningless an act since
>>>>> they eliminated it from the Olympics.
>>>> Dumbass,
>>>>
>>>> We both know that people will be riding pursuits at the
>>>> next Olympics.
>>>>
>>>> Fred Flintstein
>>> The pursuit is no longer a medal event, jackass. So unless Phinney plans on
>>> riding a bunch of points races and whatever the fuck else they have in that
>>> omnium piece of junk for London 2012, winning the pursuit in the Olympics
>>> isn't gonna matter that much.
>>>
>>> If the pursuit mattered, then Chris Boardman would be a millionaire today
>>> instead of a guy who is forced to write road frame reviews for some bike rag
>>> in the UK. Ask Wiggins if you don't believe me.
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>>
>>> Magilla
>>>
>> Dumbass,
>>
>> So we agree that you were wrong when you said they had
>> eliminated the pursuit from the Olympics.
>>
>> Fred Flintstein
>
> Yes, I was wrong. But I'll never admit it.

Dumbass,

Scott

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Mar 26, 2010, 12:51:01 PM3/26/10
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W/ regards to anyone reading these threads 3 years from now, as Mr. T
would day, "I pity the fool."

As for your literal interpretations, face it, it is a function of your
inability to discern the subtleties, even when told of the subtleties
up front.

heather

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Mar 26, 2010, 12:59:39 PM3/26/10
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Scott wrote:

> W/ regards to anyone reading these threads 3 years from now, as Mr. T
> would day, "I pity the fool."

that's sorta what I was thinking too. (people will be reading this 3
years from now? How many people are even reading it now????)

h

Betty Munro

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Mar 26, 2010, 1:11:47 PM3/26/10
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heather wrote:
> that's sorta what I was thinking too. (people will be reading this 3
> years from now? How many people are even reading it now????)

You mean the google servers will survive the simultaneous meteor
impacts, volcanic eruptions and earth magnetic pole reversals that we
are told will take place in 2012 according to the Mexicans or Mayans or
Dicovery channel or whatever ?

K. Fred Gauss

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Mar 26, 2010, 1:08:53 PM3/26/10
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I believe the assumption is that most of us are kind of slow.

heather

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Mar 26, 2010, 1:23:56 PM3/26/10
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I must be the slowest of them all- why do I never get "it" right? :) I
sometimes wonder what it would be like to be a member of the human species.

h
(no alien sex jokes Munro!)

Betty Munro

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Mar 26, 2010, 2:10:18 PM3/26/10
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Mark J.

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Mar 26, 2010, 2:21:21 PM3/26/10
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Magilla Gorilla wrote:
...

> The guy who wins the omnium at the Olympics will still be a nobody because to
> master all those events is quite a meaningless undertaking and has little
> translational value to road racing.

Let's try this on:

"The guy who wins the Tour de France will still be a nobody because to
master all those different stages is quite a meaningless undertaking and
has little translational value to track racing."

Hmmm... Just sayin'.

Mark J.

heather

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Mar 26, 2010, 3:15:34 PM3/26/10
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ahem, I said, no, n.o. no alien sex jokes.(darned contrary redheads)

that "free alien lube" sure sounds tempting though.

h

cur...@the-md-russells.org

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Mar 26, 2010, 6:26:54 PM3/26/10
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On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:23:56 -0700, heather <cle...@comcast.net>
wrote:

>I must be the slowest of them all- why do I never get "it" right? :) I
>sometimes wonder what it would be like to be a member of the human species.

I have two Scotties that think that being a member of the human
species is pretty damn useless, other than the part where we change
the water, fill the feed bowl and let them out back. Otherwise, as a
species our best highest purpose is as a lap.

They both note that in general, we can't even kill rabbits and poodles
without a shotgun or something. What's the fun if you don't have the
pulsating heart in your teeth?

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

H. Fred Kveck

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Mar 26, 2010, 7:21:26 PM3/26/10
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Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 27, 2010, 6:25:10 AM3/27/10
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"Mark J." wrote:

Never said that, dumbass. You must be thinking of the Tour Down Under, mate.

Thanks,

Magilla

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 27, 2010, 6:33:08 AM3/27/10
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Scott wrote:

Face it, your sarcasm is stupid, is not funny, and I won't acknowledge it.

Magilla

Magilla Gorilla

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Mar 27, 2010, 6:37:02 AM3/27/10
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heather wrote:

Letter h,

People read these things when they come up in a Google search. For
example, type in "Liz Hatch forehead"

Thanks,

Magilla

Michael Press

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Mar 27, 2010, 7:37:33 PM3/27/10
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In article <8147fr...@mid.individual.net>,
heather <cle...@comcast.net> wrote:

Fewer than the count of those who think they are.
Is that what you think?

--
Michael Press

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