You Know Cycling is a Redneck Sport When...
MagillaGorilla
U.S. Open Cycling
Thanks,
Magilla
Anton Berlin
Are you sure it's not a family sport?
Fred Fredburger
No, it doesn't:
http://www.google.com/search?q=redneck+sport
Donald Munro
>> ...you type those words below into Google and look what comes up first.
>>
>> U.S. Open Cycling
Fred Fredburger wrote:
> No, it doesn't:
> http://www.google.com/search?q=redneck+sport
The Redneck olympics, now thats what I call entertainment. I wonder what
the blue riband event is.
MagillaGorilla
Anton Berlin wrote:
Apparently, it's a Daddy-Daughter sport.
Magilla
GoneBeforeMyTime
"MagillaGorilla" <mag...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote in message
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Apart from that nonsense, sports are often a family affair. Athletes run in
families. Beth and Eric Heiden, lots of twins, brothers and sisters in
cycling, cousins, etc. In fact some extremely big high profile world class
races are run by parents who have a world class son or daughter competing in
the race. In a sense, it is a triple wide trailer park, and quite mobile.
While some of the nepotism that goes on keeps some otherwise good people out
of the loop, that's what we got. It's not uncommon in other sports.
Amit Ghosh
> Apart from that nonsense, sports are often a family affair. Athletes run in
> families. Beth and Eric Heiden, lots of twins, brothers and sisters in
> cycling, cousins, etc. In fact some extremely big high profile world class
> races are run by parents who have a world class son or daughter competing in
> the race. In a sense, it is a triple wide trailer park, and quite mobile.
> While some of the nepotism that goes on keeps some otherwise good people out
> of the loop, that's what we got. It's not uncommon in other sports.
dumbass,
you are the rbr village idiot.
Tom Kunich
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Anyone else detect an "otherwise good people out" here? No wonder he has
such a nasty temper on-line.
GoneBeforeMyTime
"Tom Kunich" <tku...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Why even try to respond decently to people who always greet each other as
"Dumbass" always? Those are the village idiots and don't deserve a
reasonable reply.
Amit Ghosh
>
> Why even try to respond decently to people who always greet each other as
> "Dumbass" always? Those are the village idiots and don't deserve a
> reasonable reply.
dumbass,
everyone realizes that "dumbass" is a long running joke. only clueless
buffoons like you and kunich don't know what's going on.
Tom Kunich
> On Nov 23, 1:57 pm, "GoneBeforeMyTime" <F...@EuroFans.com>
> >
> > Why even try to respond decently to people who always greet each other
> > as
> > "Dumbass" always? Those are the village idiots and don't deserve a
> > reasonable reply.
>
> buffoons like you and kunich don't know what's going on.
Only clueless non-native English speakers would think that was somehow funny
or clever.
GoneBeforeMyTime
Tom, we all know who started the Dumbass line a long time ago, but I guess
someone had to take AA place in rbr. However, I offer this link, got it
right this time. You said I didn't know the difference between a camel
jockey and a shiva worshipper. Hope this corrects things.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2008/11/peterdobbie6MOS_428x269_to_468x312.jpg
Tom Kunich
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>
> "Tom Kunich" <tku...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:UM2dnTpVeL36ipbW...@earthlink.com...
>>
>> funny or clever.
>
> Tom, we all know who started the Dumbass line a long time ago, but I guess
> someone had to take AA place in rbr. However, I offer this link, got it
> right this time. You said I didn't know the difference between a camel
> jockey and a shiva worshipper. Hope this corrects things.
> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2008/11/peterdobbie6MOS_428x269_to_468x312.jpg
Well, I know who started that salutation but it was the non-native speakers
who didn't understand that he was a blithering idiot and that they shouldn't
try to emulate him.
The picture is funny.
z
Michael Press
"GoneBeforeMyTime" <Fa...@EuroFans.com> wrote:
I think you are being exceedingly reasonable.
Perhaps it is time to stop coddling people;
they only take your forbearance for weakness.
--
Michael Press
bjwe...@gmail.com
> "GoneBeforeMyTime" <F...@EuroFans.com> wrote in message
>
> news:N7ydnfBOs9KTvJbW...@sti.net...
>
>
>
> > "Tom Kunich" <tkun...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> >news:UM2dnTpVeL36ipbW...@earthlink.com...
>
> >> Only clueless non-native English speakers would think that was somehow
> >> funny or clever.
>
> > Tom, we all know who started the Dumbass line a long time ago, but I guess
> > someone had to take AA place in rbr. However, I offer this link, got it
> > right this time. You said I didn't know the difference between a camel
> > jockey and a shiva worshipper. Hope this corrects things.
>
> Well, I know who started that salutation but it was the non-native speakers
> who didn't understand that he was a blithering idiot and that they shouldn't
> try to emulate him.
>
> The picture is funny.
Dumbass,
What makes you think that Henry and/or Amit are not
native English speakers? That seems to be what you
are trying to insinuate in your usual stumbling manner.
I've never spoken to either in real life, but they write
English more clearly and comprehensibly than
you and Bruce do. Are you and Bruce native English
speakers?
Ben
P.S. I don't think "Dumbass" is funny. I think it's
deadly serious.
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
Dumbass -
The funniest part is when some dumbasses have such a thin skin that
they take offense to being called a dumbass.
Unfortunately, there haven't been dumbasses threatening to travel to
California and kick my ass lately. Those dumbasses were the best.
thanks,
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
Donald Munro
>>>> Only clueless non-native English speakers would think that was somehow
>>>> funny or clever.
>> who didn't understand that he was a blithering idiot and that they shouldn't
>> try to emulate him.
b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> What makes you think that Henry and/or Amit are not
> native English speakers? That seems to be what you
> are trying to insinuate in your usual stumbling manner.
> I've never spoken to either in real life, but they write
> English more clearly and comprehensibly than
> you and Bruce do. Are you and Bruce native English
> speakers?
Perhaps being non-US qualifies you as a non-native English speaker.
Anyway pseudo english writers with a newsreader that doesn't quote
properly are much less comprehensible than us non natives.
cur...@the-md-russells.org
wrote:
>Perhaps being non-US qualifies you as a non-native English speaker.
>Anyway pseudo english writers with a newsreader that doesn't quote
>properly are much less comprehensible than us non natives.
Are Native Americans non native English speakers? That would be
confusing.
Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...
z
You should ask Bruce's dog-slaughtering ex girlfriend
Susan Walker
> On Nov 23, 5:01 pm, "Tom Kunich" wrote:
>> Well, I know who started that salutation but it was the non-native speakers
>> who didn't understand that he was a blithering idiot and that they shouldn't
>> try to emulate him.
>
> native English speakers? That seems to be what you
> are trying to insinuate in your usual stumbling manner.
>
> I've never spoken to either in real life, but they write
> English more clearly and comprehensibly than
> you and Bruce do. Are you and Bruce native English
> speakers?
There are NO non-native English speakers in rbr.
Fred Fredburger
> On Nov 23, 2:47 pm, Amit Ghosh <amit.gh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Nov 23, 1:57 pm, "GoneBeforeMyTime" <F...@EuroFans.com>
>>
>>
>>
>>> Why even try to respond decently to people who always greet each other as
>>> "Dumbass" always? Those are the village idiots and don't deserve a
>>> reasonable reply.
>> dumbass,
>>
>> everyone realizes that "dumbass" is a long running joke. only clueless
>> buffoons like you and kunich don't know what's going on.
>
>
>
> Dumbass -
>
> The funniest part is when some dumbasses have such a thin skin that
> they take offense to being called a dumbass.
Dumbass,
After all these years, how can anyone NOT get this?
z
Fred,
Is that what you really want? A jersey that says "dumbass"?
Fred Fredburger
There you go, you think it's all about calling someone _else_ a dumbass.
That's where you've blown it.
I LIKE people that don't have tiny, fragile egos. People with the
ability to recognize that they are occasionally dumbasses are more fun
to be around than those who get defensive over everything. Sometimes the
proper response is "Yes, I was a dumbass."
z
Dumbass,
I meant it as in it would be good to rotate in with a "LIVEDRUNK" or a
"fred" jersey.
Fred Fredburger
I own a "Crash Test Dummy" jersey already. Not quite a "Dumbass" jersey,
but easier to find. Finding a "Fred" jersey is a priority now.
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
Dumbass -
Our collegiate cycling team (UCSan Diego) used to have a Fred
skinsuit. It was just like a Superman suit with the red underwear over
blue tights and the whole bit except there was an "F" on the front
instead of an "S". On the back it said "UCSD Fred of the Week" and on
the ass it said "FRED".
We had 8 of them made. I'm not sure how many of them still exist. I
got mine signed by LANCE (believe it or not) right after he came back
from cancer (and before he won anything). We offered to let him wear
one, but he dismissed the idea in his typical arrogant fashion. At
least he thought it was funny.
I'm gonna start taking a series of photos of hot girls in the Fred
Suit. I meet a lot of hot girls in my line of work - shoulda started
doing that a long time ago. It'd make quite a little album.
RicodJour
Post it and there'll be more than a few albumen-making rbr-ers.
R
Fred Fredburger
A couple nights ago, I did a google search for "Fred cycling jersey" and
immediately found a link to a page mentioning UCSD and YOU specifically.
You should be proud!
MagillaGorilla
Ahhh.....I think the idea is you're suppose to take photos of chicks with
nothing on, not in Fredsuits. One is cool, the latter is gay. From now on,
I suggest you do all your shopping in the men's department at JCPenney.
Thanks,
Magilla