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Tyler Hamilton Lies

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HC

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Dec 30, 2007, 2:38:05 AM12/30/07
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American cyclist Tyler Hamilton has confessed that he lied to Frankie
Andreau (admitted drug user) about where he was on Tuesday and Thursday.
Hamilton missed random drug tests on Tuesday and Thursday, saying he was at
the Dunkin' Donuts in Boulder, but actually he was at a Dunkin' Donuts
somewhere in Scotland as shown in the photo at the link below.

http://www.toroddfuglesteg.com/anonymeatlete.jpg

"I have never eaten a donut with chocolate covered sprinkles in my entire
career," he said. "Rock & Republic knew all the time where I was," he said.

Rock & Republic is expected to present the conclusions of its own
investigation on January 1, 2008. "It's done now, but they still have not
informed me about the conclusion," Hamilton. "That's why it is logical that
I tell my side of the story first, here, in rec.bicycles.racing because
everyone knows this is where all the racers hangout."

Tyler Hamilton will be setting up a Fairness Fund as soon as possible to
finance his defense.


Michael Baldwin

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Dec 30, 2007, 7:51:15 AM12/30/07
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Wit consists in seeing the resemblance between things which differ, and
the difference between things which are alike

 Madame de Stael

Best Regards - Mike Baldwin

Donald Munro

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Dec 30, 2007, 11:03:20 AM12/30/07
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Michael Baldwin wrote:
>  Madame de Stael

Didn't she own a brothel in Washington ?

Michael Baldwin

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Dec 30, 2007, 1:02:53 PM12/30/07
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Donald asks

>Didn't she own a brothel in Washington ?

..nah, she was the house mother at the home for DNC interns back in
like 95'-96'...it just looked like a brothel...

William Asher

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Dec 30, 2007, 3:36:52 PM12/30/07
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Michael Baldwin wrote:

Plus, everyone knows that isn't Tyler since Tyler doesn't wear glasses.

--
Bill Asher

Bret

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Dec 30, 2007, 5:06:16 PM12/30/07
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Tyler would know that there is no Dunkin Donuts in Boulder any more.
The shop at Canyon & Folsom went independent a while back.

Bret

William Asher

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Dec 30, 2007, 5:45:42 PM12/30/07
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Bret wrote:

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> Tyler would know that there is no Dunkin Donuts in Boulder any more.
> The shop at Canyon & Folsom went independent a while back.

Dunkin Donuts will no doubt be sending an army commanded by General Gage's
descendents to restore them to the empire.

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Bill Asher

Michael Baldwin

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Dec 30, 2007, 6:07:03 PM12/30/07
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>Wit consists in seeing the resemblance between things which differ, and
the difference between things which are alike

HC, I'm going to give you an example.

..HidingCoward is Drunk & NoNuts...

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