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Who's the 2nd best looking pole vaulter in the world?

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Anton Berlin

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Aug 23, 2009, 4:12:00 PM8/23/09
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http://tinyurl.com/nu6k5v

and who gives a fuck about getting 2nd?

Anton Berlin

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Aug 23, 2009, 4:17:04 PM8/23/09
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She's moving on to the bigger poles and admits "it's nice having the
big meat"


http://tinyurl.com/mrqztp


KG

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Aug 23, 2009, 4:48:26 PM8/23/09
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Allison Stokke - Stalkee
A. Berline = Stocker

MagillaGorilla

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Aug 23, 2009, 5:33:44 PM8/23/09
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Anton Berlin wrote:

> http://tinyurl.com/nu6k5v
>
> and who gives a fuck about getting 2nd?

She's a sophomore in college and is still 3 feet off what it takes to
win the Olympics. Most Olympic caliber athletes are pretty much at or
close to their prime by the time they are a sophormore at college. She
is nowhere near world class.

If you are even a national class miler in college, you should be able to
run a sub 4-minute mile by your freshman year. So this chick is going
to have a short career if she doesn't make the 2012 Olympics (which she
won't). There' ain't no way to be world class at the pole vault unless
you make the Olympci or worlds team. Otherwise, there's no sustainable
income in this specialty.

Thanks,

Magilla

Anton Berlin

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Aug 23, 2009, 5:47:16 PM8/23/09
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Dumbass, jumping high is 2nd to how good she looks.

z

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Aug 23, 2009, 6:17:28 PM8/23/09
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MagillaGorilla wrote:
> Anton Berlin wrote:
>
>> http://tinyurl.com/nu6k5v
>>
>> and who gives a fuck about getting 2nd?
>
> She's a sophomore in college and is still 3 feet off what it takes to
> win the Olympics. Most Olympic caliber athletes are pretty much at or
> close to their prime by the time they are a sophormore at college. She
> is nowhere near world class.
>
> If you are even a national class miler in college, you should be able to
> run a sub 4-minute mile by your freshman year.

http://www.cs.uml.edu/~phoffman/nats/milers1.htm

Norman

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Aug 23, 2009, 9:49:09 PM8/23/09
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Her father is apparently an excellent defense lawyer, in case
you get chucked in the hoosegow over the whole murder+rape
thing (tacky, I know, but an effective way to let the "woman" of
your dreams know you are thinking about her).

MagillaGorilla

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Aug 24, 2009, 10:39:22 AM8/24/09
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Anton Berlin wrote:

She ain't that hot and pole vaulting isn't a sport that will garner her any
media or sponsorships unless she makes the Olympic/worlkds team, which will
not happen for her. Her looks are irrelevant.

Thanks,

Magilla

KG

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Aug 24, 2009, 1:55:58 PM8/24/09
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Dumbass -

With young women, looks are never irrelevant.

Example: Anna Kournikova. In her 'prime' she had the most sponsorship
income of any female tennis player despite never being ranked in the
top 10. For a time she was #1 on the most google'd list. The next most
google'd female tennis player was probably #10,000.

Us men. We are very predictable.

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

Paul B. Anders

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Aug 25, 2009, 12:24:11 PM8/25/09
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On Aug 23, 5:06 pm, Andre <ANDREJANSSE...@YAHOO.COM> wrote:
> On Aug 23, 6:17 pm, z <N...@not.ca> wrote:
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>
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> > MagillaGorilla wrote:
> > > Anton Berlin wrote:
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> > >>http://tinyurl.com/nu6k5v
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> > >> and who gives a fuck about getting 2nd?
>
> > > She's a sophomore in college and is still 3 feet off what it takes to
> > > win the Olympics.   Most Olympic caliber athletes are pretty much at or
> > > close to their prime by the time they are a sophormore at college.   She
> > > is nowhere near world class.
>
> > > If you are even a national class miler in college, you should be able to
> > > run a sub 4-minute mile by your freshman year.
>
> >http://www.cs.uml.edu/~phoffman/nats/milers1.htm
>
> >   So this chick is going
>
> > > to have a short career if she doesn't make the 2012 Olympics (which she
> > > won't).  There' ain't no way to be world class at the pole vault unless
> > > you make the Olympci or worlds team.  Otherwise, there's no sustainable
> > > income in this specialty.
>
> > > Thanks,
>
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IMO, women pole vaulters have the most attractive physiques of all
female athletes. They're generally tall, very lean, and have muscular
upper bodies, torsos, and legs. The event has high demands for
strength, low weight, speed, flexibility, and coordination. Far too
few high schoolers try it here in the US, both men and women.

That first photo of Isinbayeva is beautiful, what a great athlete.

Brad Anders

zencycle

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Aug 25, 2009, 1:24:33 PM8/25/09
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On Aug 24, 10:39 am, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
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> She ain't that hot

Which means you're either old or dead.

Anton Berlin

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Aug 25, 2009, 4:54:58 PM8/25/09
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On Aug 25, 12:24 pm, zencycle <zency...@bikerider.com> wrote:
> On Aug 24, 10:39 am, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
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> > She ain't that hot
>
> Which means you're either old or dead. (there's a third and more accurate option)
Magilla is gay. He came out a few weeks ago when he posted some gay
porn into RBR.

derf...@gmail.com

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Aug 25, 2009, 10:32:27 PM8/25/09
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MagillaGorilla

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Nov 2, 2009, 10:31:05 AM11/2/09
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KG wrote:

Anna K was ranked 7th in the world at one point and a legitimate pro by all
accounts (she won two Grand Slams). She was also in a sport that had
national TV
contracts for over 100 hours/week with the Grand Slam tournaments. It was
reasonable to expect to see Anna play for dozens of hours/year on
nationally televised
networks. Tennis matches last anywhere from 90 minutes to 3 hours and
only ficus on 2 competitors per program.


Pole vaulting - has none of that and to compare her TV face time to Anna
K means you are just
glossing over the relevant details and trying to fit square pegs into round
holes.

Don't do that again.


Thanks,

Magilla

Susan Walker

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Nov 2, 2009, 11:09:04 AM11/2/09
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MagillaGorilla wrote:
> Anna K was ranked 7th in the world at one point and a legitimate pro by all
> accounts (she won two Grand Slams).

I had to look that up. Yes, she won the doubles competition at the
Australian Open in 1999 and 2002, paired with Hingis both times.

Made me laugh, from the same page: "This article is about the tennis
player. For the computer virus, see Anna Kournikova (computer virus)."

z

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Nov 2, 2009, 12:53:42 PM11/2/09
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MagillaGorilla wrote:
>> With young women, looks are never irrelevant.
>>
>> Example: Anna Kournikova. In her 'prime' she had the most sponsorship
>> income of any female tennis player despite never being ranked in the
>> top 10. For a time she was #1 on the most google'd list. The next most
>> google'd female tennis player was probably #10,000.
>
> Anna K was ranked 7th in the world at one point and a legitimate pro by all
> accounts (she won two Grand Slams).

Kournikova won two women's doubles titles. How hard was that?
Navratilova won two in 2003 at 46 years, 8 months

Scott

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Nov 2, 2009, 11:11:49 PM11/2/09
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She's hotter than that Hatch chick.

Anton Berlin

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Nov 4, 2009, 8:33:40 PM11/4/09
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On Nov 2, 10:11 pm, Scott <hendricks_sc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> She's hotter than that Hatch chick.

So much so that Stokke was tainted by the mere comparison.

bar

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Nov 4, 2009, 9:23:40 PM11/4/09
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Scott

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Nov 4, 2009, 9:41:36 PM11/4/09
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I can not believe her team and/or sponsors condone her riding without
a helmet.

birdbrain

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Nov 5, 2009, 2:49:54 AM11/5/09
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She teed it up for you monkey boy (0:26).

Paul B. Anders

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Nov 5, 2009, 12:38:33 PM11/5/09
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Yeah, but can Stokke, Hatch, or Isinbayeva do this? Or for that
matter, can anyone posting here beat her record? I don't think I can
even do one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuPq897Hsdk&feature=fvhl

Brad Anders

Scott

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Nov 5, 2009, 3:15:48 PM11/5/09
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Lolo is hotter than Hatch, too.

WTF

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Nov 6, 2009, 8:57:44 PM11/6/09
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