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Kunich's Broken Ribs Heal in less than a Week... It's a Festivus Miracle!

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Anton Berlin

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Dec 28, 2009, 10:26:14 AM12/28/09
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Tom Kunich can't even fake broken ribs on the Internet for more than a
few days. Poor little Tom should have asked someone that actually had
the injury what the symptoms are.

Stupid liar Kunich.... you can't sleep for weeks, it hurts to cough,
laugh, sneeze even breathe at times. You can't sit, you can barely
walk, forget about twisting and bending and lying down in any form
only creates inevitable pain when you go to change position.

You need to fake these symptoms for at least three weeks then mildly
taper your whinging and moaning over the next three weeks.

Tom are you really this stupid? How do people tolerate you in real
life? Do you live off of the proceeds of lawsuits agianst the people
that rightly so, smash your fucking face in after they've had enough
of you?

Tom, there's a New Year around the corner, try not to be the most
dispicable cunt on the planet in 2010.

bar

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Dec 28, 2009, 10:31:27 AM12/28/09
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that's some major hard-on you've got for TK ... he must have really
hurt you, bro

but it's time to let it go -- set yourself free

Tom Kunich

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Dec 28, 2009, 10:41:22 AM12/28/09
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"bar" <barba...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 28, 10:26 am, Anton Berlin <truth_88...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Tom Kunich can't even fake broken ribs on the Internet for more than a
> > few days. Poor little Tom should have asked someone that actually had
> > the injury what the symptoms are.
> >
> > Stupid liar Kunich.... you can't sleep for weeks, it hurts to cough,
> > laugh, sneeze even breathe at times. You can't sit, you can barely
> > walk, forget about twisting and bending and lying down in any form
> > only creates inevitable pain when you go to change position.

Too bad that he doesn't understand that such injuries differ between people
and also the location of the injury. But Anton obviously has something major
wrong with his mind.

> that's some major hard-on you've got for TK ... he must have really
> hurt you, bro

Yeah, wish I knew what it was so I could hit him with it again.

--D-y

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Dec 28, 2009, 12:08:14 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 9:41 am, "Tom Kunich" <tkun...@earthlink.net> wrote:

(bar wrote):


> > that's some major hard-on you've got for TK ... he must have really
> > hurt you, bro
>
> Yeah, wish I knew what it was so I could hit him with it again.

Don't worry, TK, just keep on bein' yourself!

Just sayin', I've known a couple of people who have had broken or
"cracked" ribs that didn't cause severe pain and were discovered by
xrays that were "precautionary", taken near the time of an accident,
or only taken days after the accident or incident, in response to
discomfort that didn't go away quickly.
--D-y

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

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Dec 28, 2009, 12:17:37 PM12/28/09
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Dumbass -

My ITM carbon fiber Festivus Pole was just sitting in the middle of my
living room, minding it's own business when suddenly it exploded! It
blew out the windows, shredded the walls and I'm sitting in bed with
broken ribs, wondering how to get the carbon shrapnel out of my
asshole.

Needless to say, I'm not very happy with ITM right now.

thanks,

Kunich. presented by Gringioni.

Tom Kunich

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Dec 28, 2009, 12:53:08 PM12/28/09
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"Kurgan. presented by Gringioni." <kgrin...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> My ITM carbon fiber Festivus Pole was just sitting in the middle of my
> living room, minding it's own business when suddenly it exploded! It
> blew out the windows, shredded the walls and I'm sitting in bed with
> broken ribs, wondering how to get the carbon shrapnel out of my
> asshole.

There you have it from Henry that ITM forks don't break.

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

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Dec 28, 2009, 1:39:31 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 9:53 am, "Tom Kunich" <tkun...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> "Kurgan. presented by Gringioni." <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote in messagenews:f07d6952-79e3-48a4...@q2g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...

>
>
>
> > My ITM carbon fiber Festivus Pole was just sitting in the middle of my
> > living room, minding it's own business when suddenly it exploded! It
> > blew out the windows, shredded the walls and I'm sitting in bed with
> > broken ribs, wondering how to get the carbon shrapnel out of my
> > asshole.
>
> There you have it from Henry that ITM forks don't break.

Dumbass -

Per your description the forks exploded while under a normal, static
load.

The chances of them breaking while they are under the conditions of
least stress the way you describe is almost nonexistent.

Where's your engineering degree from anyways? Do you even have one?

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

Tom Kunich

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Dec 28, 2009, 3:59:34 PM12/28/09
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"Kurgan. presented by Gringioni." <kgrin...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 28, 9:53 am, "Tom Kunich" <tkun...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > "Kurgan. presented by Gringioni." <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> > messagenews:f07d6952-79e3-48a4...@q2g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > My ITM carbon fiber Festivus Pole was just sitting in the middle of my
> > > living room, minding it's own business when suddenly it exploded! It
> > > blew out the windows, shredded the walls and I'm sitting in bed with
> > > broken ribs, wondering how to get the carbon shrapnel out of my
> > > asshole.
> >
> > There you have it from Henry that ITM forks don't break.
>
> Per your description the forks exploded while under a normal, static
> load.

Per MY description? That's the description I was given by two people who
witnessed it. I remember nothing about it. But according to you it's my
description.

> The chances of them breaking while they are under the conditions of
> least stress the way you describe is almost nonexistent.

No shit Dick Tracy. That's why I'm angry about ITM forks. What's more, I DO
have the fork crown here and the side that "exploded" is completely peeled
away whereas the side that broke is still strongly attached to the fork
crown. But that doesn't seem to make any sense to you so you simply ignore
it.

> Where's your engineering degree from anyways? Do you even have one?

I just spent the last 35 years as an engineer and you know what about it?

Steve Freides

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Dec 28, 2009, 4:35:36 PM12/28/09
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Broken ribs are sometimes difficult to diagnose with certainty. Mine
was the other way - hurt like hell but never showed on an x-ray. Doc
was nonetheless convinced I had a broken rib - says it may have cracked
on the inside surface, reasonable enough given that I broke it coughing
while recovering from pneumonia.

-S-


Anton Berlin

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Dec 28, 2009, 5:27:42 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 2:59 pm, "Tom Kunich" <tkun...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> "Kurgan. presented by Gringioni." <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote in messagenews:eb8e1aa2-ddec-40f1...@k17g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...

Where's the photo Kunich? You've had more than enough time to
purchase one of these bargain basket forks and break it in the way
you've decribed. The way I would do it would be to squeeze the blades
in a vise. Make sure you get real close to the crown as you tighten
down so you can see the cracks occurring. I wouldn't use safety
glasses if I were you they tend to distort the image. Just get your
face in real close and clamp away.

Tom Kunich

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Dec 28, 2009, 5:32:05 PM12/28/09
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"Steve Freides" <st...@kbnj.com> wrote in message
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> --D-y wrote:
>> Just sayin', I've known a couple of people who have had broken or
>> "cracked" ribs that didn't cause severe pain and were discovered by
>> xrays that were "precautionary", taken near the time of an accident,
>> or only taken days after the accident or incident, in response to
>> discomfort that didn't go away quickly.
>
> Broken ribs are sometimes difficult to diagnose with certainty. Mine was
> the other way - hurt like hell but never showed on an x-ray. Doc was
> nonetheless convinced I had a broken rib - says it may have cracked on the
> inside surface, reasonable enough given that I broke it coughing while
> recovering from pneumonia.

I have obviously two broken and they click to prove it.

WTF

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Dec 28, 2009, 7:59:43 PM12/28/09
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On 12/28/09 7:26 AM, in article
8134d06d-2d94-4520...@e27g2000yqd.googlegroups.com, "Anton
Berlin" <truth...@yahoo.com> wrote:


Obama wants YOU!!!! To refinance your house, go back to school...


And.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

WTF

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Dec 28, 2009, 8:01:21 PM12/28/09
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On 12/28/09 7:41 AM, in article
HaCdnd79ZuQ6TKXW...@earthlink.com, "Tom Kunich"
<tku...@earthlink.net> wrote:


I have a female friend who broke her collarbone and the next week was on the
back of a tandem, riding with one arm and kicking butt on a 45 mile training
ride..... Everyone is different.

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

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Dec 28, 2009, 8:18:43 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 12:59 pm, "Tom Kunich" <tkun...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> "Kurgan. presented by Gringioni." <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote in messagenews:eb8e1aa2-ddec-40f1...@k17g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...

>
> > On Dec 28, 9:53 am, "Tom Kunich" <tkun...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > > "Kurgan. presented by Gringioni." <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> > > messagenews:f07d6952-79e3-48a4...@q2g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>
> > > > My ITM carbon fiber Festivus Pole was just sitting in the middle of my
> > > > living room, minding it's own business when suddenly it exploded! It
> > > > blew out the windows, shredded the walls and I'm sitting in bed with
> > > > broken ribs, wondering how to get the carbon shrapnel out of my
> > > > asshole.
>
> > > There you have it from Henry that ITM forks don't break.
>
> > Per your description the forks exploded while under a normal, static
> > load.
>
> Per MY description? That's the description I was given by two people who
> witnessed it. I remember nothing about it. But according to you it's my
> description.
>

Dumbass -

You said you were riding in a straight line on flat ground.

No one else posted that. You posted that.

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

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Dec 28, 2009, 8:19:41 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 4:59 pm, WTF <rbr...@dslextreme.com> wrote:

>
> Obama wants YOU!!!!  To refinance your house, go back to school...
>
> And.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

Goddamm. You are stupid as ever.

WTF

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Dec 28, 2009, 9:20:05 PM12/28/09
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On 12/28/09 5:19 PM, in article
87961014-434a-4c3c...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com, "Kurgan.


This is America.. You have the right to think somebody gives a fuck about
the dumb shit you post. Cause I sure don't.

bar

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Dec 28, 2009, 9:41:31 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 9:20 pm, WTF <rbr...@dslextreme.com> wrote:
> On 12/28/09 5:19 PM, in article
> 87961014-434a-4c3c-b0f3-4f15d2538...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com, "Kurgan.

> presented by Gringioni." <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 28, 4:59 pm, WTF <rbr...@dslextreme.com> wrote:
>
> >> Obama wants YOU!!!! To refinance your house, go back to school...
>
> >> And.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!
>
> > Goddamm. You are stupid as ever.
>
> This is America.. You have the right to think somebody gives a fuck about
> the dumb shit you post. Cause I sure don't.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1846201/

Steve Freides

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Dec 28, 2009, 10:09:13 PM12/28/09
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Feel better, Tom. Breaking them in a fall probably makes them easier to
spot on an x-ray because the damage would be on the outside - not that I
know anything about x-rays, mind you.

The doctor said he was pretty sure about mine because he would poke and
prod, and it really didn't hurt much _except_ at this one spot, and then
it hurt a _lot_. He said that was more consistent with a broken bone
and not with damaged or torn muscle or connective tissue. I still have
no idea precisely what it was, but I do know it still hurts once in a
while.

-S-


Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

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Dec 28, 2009, 11:34:05 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 6:20 pm, WTF <rbr...@dslextreme.com> wrote:
> On 12/28/09 5:19 PM, in article
> 87961014-434a-4c3c-b0f3-4f15d2538...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com, "Kurgan.

> presented by Gringioni." <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 28, 4:59 pm, WTF <rbr...@dslextreme.com> wrote:
>
> >> Obama wants YOU!!!! To refinance your house, go back to school...
>
> >> And.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!
>
> > Goddamm. You are stupid as ever.
>
> This is America.. You have the right to think somebody gives a fuck about
> the dumb shit you post. Cause I sure don't.

Dearest Fat Steve -

You're very cute. It's nice to have you back in rbr.

Why didn't you use the multiple punctuation mark strategy in that
post????????????????????? It's a great way to get your point
across!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Kurgan.................... presented by
Gringioni............................

Donald Munro

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Dec 29, 2009, 5:31:00 AM12/29/09
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WTF wrote:
> I have a female friend

Has she had a gender test ?

WTF

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:01:35 PM12/29/09
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On 12/29/09 2:31 AM, in article 4c2p07-...@donaldm.homeip.net, "Donald
Munro" <no...@mailinator.com> wrote:


Must have... She has won a masters world cup race.

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