Sex *while* cycling
Pete Hickey
We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
Is this why the Biopace was invented???
-Pete
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Jane Selin
Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
: We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
: cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
: during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
Oh no....not another who makes the best saddle thread. :-)
Ajax Titanium
Gordon Snapp
In article <4sotgd$1o...@admaix.sunydutchess.edu>,
se...@admaix.sunydutchess.edu (Jane Selin) wrote:
I confess to prurient thoughts while following some female cyclists with
particularly lovely backsides. Does that count for anything? (Probably
not, huh?)
Jim McMillan
>> Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
>>
>> : We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
>> : cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
>> : during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
>>
that would probably require a recumbiant, and an open road, with very
little traffic, unless you like that sor of thing.
Lee Puckett
I just purchased a new Bike E and am starting to get it broke in. Any
thoughts on accessories for touring or suggestions for a newbe.
Kang Howson-Jan
Pete Hickey wrote:
> We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
> cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
> during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
Y'see (doing Jean Chretien voice), this is the problem ... talk, talk,
talk, but nobody is doing anything about it. We've got to do, do, do...
Now let's start this thread on the off-road group. <G>
--Kang Howson-Jan
Beth Anderson
On Jul 20, 1996 03:40:28 in article <Re: Sex *while* cycling>,
'jhar...@netcom.com (Jim Harkins)' wrote:
>"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming
>in terror like his passengers."
>
>Jim Harkins jhar...@netcom.com
>San Diego, CA.
Hey Jim -
Great quote! One of the best I've seen so far!
Beth
Jim Harkins
In article <4sotgd$1o...@admaix.sunydutchess.edu>,
Jane Selin <se...@admaix.sunydutchess.edu> wrote:
>
> We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
> cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
> during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
Take a Tandem and turn the front rider around. Let the person in back
steer. Move the two seats closer together. The bike will look pretty
funny but having two people turn a crank while their naughty bits are in
close proximity should be, uh, mebbe we should take this to alt.sex.wizards...
And lets not even *think* about features desired in a cyclecomputer.
jim
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Eleanor MacMaster
Haven't yet attempted taking on a rider in my saddle while I am
in my saddle -- but have stopped cycling for a quickie in the woods
(with the result that I contracted poison oak!). That will
teach me.
Holly D
David Kurensky wrote:
>
> Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
>
> : We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
> : cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
> : during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
>
>
> Or Softride, aheadset, RockShox, ...
>
> sorry.
> David ("Is that your head tube or are you just happy to see me?")
I was hoping for a longer stem . . .
:-)
Holly D
Steven L. Sheffield
> David Kurensky wrote:
> > Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
> >
> > : We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
> > : cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
> > : during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
> > David ("Is that your head tube or are you just happy to see me?")
>
> I was hoping for a longer stem . . .
Holly --
I'm shocked!!! You should be ashamed of yourself. 8-O ;-)
... but maybe that's why people are always looking for fat tubes (both
frame and inner) ...
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Pete Hickey
In article <jharkinsD...@netcom.com>,
Jim Harkins <jhar...@netcom.com> wrote:
:
:I wrote:
:>
:> We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
:> cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
:
:Take a Tandem and turn the front rider around. Let the person in back
:steer. Move the two seats closer together. The bike will look pretty
:funny but having two people turn a crank while their naughty bits are in
:close proximity should be, uh, mebbe we should take this to alt.sex.wizards...
:
:And lets not even *think* about features desired in a cyclecomputer.
Sure if you start customizing a bike, but what about with standard
things. A combination of aero bars and a camalback should allow
one to lie comforatbly facing upwards, the Biopace gives rythm.
What other standard accessories can help.
David Kurensky
Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
: We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
: cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
: during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
: Is this why the Biopace was invented???
Or Softride, aheadset, RockShox, ...
sorry.
David Kurensky
Holly D (hol...@hiwaay.net) wrote:
: I wrote:
: >
: I was hoping for a longer stem . . .
and *I* was hoping for a narrower saddle =0
David
Glenn Dowdy
Holly D <hol...@hiwaay.net> wrote:
>David Kurensky wrote:
>>
>> Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
>>
>> : We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
>> : cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
>> : during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
>>
>> : Is this why the Biopace was invented???
>>
>> Or Softride, aheadset, RockShox, ...
>>
>> sorry.
>> David ("Is that your head tube or are you just happy to see me?")
>
>I was hoping for a longer stem . . .
>
>
>Holly D
How about a 175mm crank? Or a Tri-dangle(tm)?
Glenn
dragon
kure...@earth.execpc.com (David Kurensky) wrote:
>Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
>: We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
>: cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
>: during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
>: Is this why the Biopace was invented???
>Or Softride, aheadset, RockShox, ...
>sorry.
>David ("Is that your head tube or are you just happy to see me?")
ummmmm....I am gonna get in trouble for this...
well, I'm a guy, and my girlfriend
once jumped me while I was on a stationary
wind trainer (kreitler upright with the big fan module)
so, we tried something that can also be done
while driving (NOT recommended) and it was
more annoying than pleasurable, but it worked.
problem is, my cadence dropped to about 1 rpm.
Sweattman
A few reasons why I think Mountain Bikers should bravely go where no road
biker has gone before.........
1) Mountain Bikers are usually outfitted with more shall we say, "heavy
duty equipment".
2) Mountain Bikers are prepared to handle hairy situations while going
down.
3) Mountain Bikers usually use clipless or cleated pedals...better
enabling them to leave the saddle and kiss the fine frame beneath them
goodbye should the need arise.
4) Mountain Bikers don't put all their faith in speed but rather in balls.
5) Mountain Bikers have more rubber(s).
6) Mountain Bikers aren't afraid to go into an uncharted dark hole
although we do scream while going down.
7) Hot Mountain Biker Babes find it easier to yell, "YES! YES! GO
SHIMANO!!!" than "yes yes.....go...campagnolo".
8) Mountain Bikers have a hero named after a body
part....'Tinker'....even if he does have semi-pseudo dreadlocks.
9) Mountain Bikers aren't afraid of a few cuts and bruises...in fact we
look forward to them.
10) Mountain Bikers won't be pulling their children behind them in a
trailer to watch.
11) Mountain Bikers enjoy getting DIRTY!
12) Mountain Bikers have Missy Giove and Leigh Donovan as pin-up girls
and therefore ride hard all of the time.
13) Mountain Bikers developed the full suspension frame to emulate the
motion of a water bed.
14) Mountain Bikers of the femme type are not intimidated by a large
root.
15) Mountain Bikers have condoms with graphics from Troy Lee.
16) Mountain Biker Babes enjoy the fact that we are never scared to eat
it.
17) Mountain Bikers have tubes filled with SLIME, thus preventing
premature blow out.
18) Mountain Bikers don't ride tandem with their old ladies.
19) Mountain Bikers aren't afraid to do it in the woods.
20) Mountain Bikers have looked the Grim Reaper in the face and she is
gorgeous.
For these reasons I can see no reason why ATB cyclists should not take the
baton that is being handed us, and be the first to have sex while cycling.
Let me nominate myself as the male and Missy Giove as the female. Iam
qualified......sex before and after centuries and before and after trail
rides. The qualifications of my partner........Scary yet gorgeous (see
#6).
Sweattman @aol.com (Jason Sweatt)
Glenn Dowdy
Sweattman wrote:
> 6) Mountain Bikers aren't afraid to go into an uncharted dark hole
> although we do scream while going down.
>
> For these reasons I can see no reason why ATB cyclists should not take the
> baton that is being handed us, and be the first to have sex while cycling.
> Let me nominate myself as the male and Missy Giove as the female. Iam
> qualified......sex before and after centuries and before and after trail
> rides. The qualifications of my partner........Scary yet gorgeous (see
> #6).
> Sweattman @aol.com (Jason Sweatt)
Uh...um...well...don't bet the farm on this one. And put on your asbestos
drawers and flak jacket. You poor sod.
Glenn
Glenn Dowdy
swea...@aol.com (Sweattman) wrote:
>Unfortunately, I have been informed that the great concensus is that Missy
>is a lesbian......not that there is anything wrong with that.....well so
>mote it be......any nominations on who my queen should be?
>Sweattman
Rupaul?
ga...@atcon.com
In <4t6rpm$f...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, swea...@aol.com (Sweattman) writes:
>Unfortunately, I have been informed that the great concensus is that Missy
>is a lesbian......not that there is anything wrong with that.....well so
>mote it be......any nominations on who my queen should be?
>Sweattman
Regardless, sex with Missy would probably hurt, void your life insurance and end in
being impaled on some metal spike she has piercing something not visible.
:)
ga...@atcon.com
Team OS/2 N.S.
Canada
Jane Selin
Sweattman (swea...@aol.com) wrote:
: Unfortunately, I have been informed that the great concensus is that Missy
: is a lesbian......not that there is anything wrong with that.....well so
: mote it be......any nominations on who my queen should be?
: Sweattman
four lovely daughters.
Joe King
Pete Hickey
In article <4t6rpm$f...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>,
Sweattman <swea...@aol.com> wrote:
>Unfortunately, I have been informed that the great concensus is that Missy
>is a lesbian......not that there is anything wrong with that.....well so
>mote it be......any nominations on who my queen should be?
>Sweattman
Why don't you just try shaking hands with the unemployed???
Bic...@inlink.com
In article <4t7snr$2p...@admaix.sunydutchess.edu>,
se...@admaix.sunydutchess.edu (Jane Selin) wrote:
>Sweattman (swea...@aol.com) wrote:
>: Unfortunately, I have been informed that the great concensus is that
Missy
>: is a lesbian......not that there is anything wrong with that.....well so
>: mote it be......any nominations on who my queen should be?
>: Sweattman
>four lovely daughters.
Jane,
Is Ms. Thumb a relation to Rosie Palm and her five daughters?
Paul
Dale
...beija-flor.... wrote:
> NO sex on this newsgroup please !!! Some of us are British ;-)
Why should that worry us? As with everything else on this group, YOU
choose what you read. We have even helped out by giving an indication
in the subject line!
James Sanderson
In rec.bicycles.misc, ga...@atcon.com writes:
>
>Regardless, sex with Missy would probably hurt, void your life insurance and en
>d in
>being impaled on some metal spike she has piercing something not visible.
>
Wow, now I'm really interested!
jrs
Sweattman
I am looking for group approval......my lovely brunette maid and I have
now done while on my ATB......however it was connected to my cycle-ops
trainer in my living room when we did it. You may think that this should
not count, but there were 2 good reasons why we did it this way......1)
There was no chance of her seeing a bigger root than yours truly......2)
We didn't have to worry about my voyeuristic wheelsucking friends
(Wakefield and Boyle). Of course one of those guys now rides tandem with
his own sex kitten.......which brings up the thought...."Sex While
Cycling..While Swinging....." The Sweattman does love good conversation!
Jim Harkins
> NO sex on this newsgroup please !!! Some of us are British ;-)
That would explain why the cows are mad :-)
Mark Madsen
Dale (da...@ise.canberra.edu.au) wrote:
: ..beija-flor.... wrote:
: > NO sex on this newsgroup please !!! Some of us are British ;-)
: Why should that worry us? As with everything else on this group, YOU
: choose what you read. We have even helped out by giving an indication
: in the subject line!
What's the matter, Dale, is the rain and cold getting to you?
Witticisms (even of the weakest kind) are generally still tolerated by
cyclists on these groups. If you want to be humourless, go drive your
car.
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Dave Feyen
On Mon, 22 Jul 1996, Holly D wrote:
> David Kurensky wrote:
> >
> > Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
> >
> > : We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
> > : cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
> > : during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
> >
> > : Is this why the Biopace was invented???
> >
> > Or Softride, aheadset, RockShox, ...
> >
> > sorry.
> > David ("Is that your head tube or are you just happy to see me?")
>
> I was hoping for a longer stem . . .
>
......Well I have a 185 crank. How's that sound?
Dave Feyen gryh...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu
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Dale
Mark Madsen wrote:
> : > NO sex on this newsgroup please !!! Some of us are British ;-)
> What's the matter, Dale, is the rain and cold getting to you?
No, not at all - been out every day so far this winter, and even raced in the
mud yesterday!
> Witticisms (even of the weakest kind) are generally still tolerated by
> cyclists on these groups. If you want to be humourless, go drive your
> car.
Far from being humourless - perhaps you need someone to spell out the subtleties
in my response?
Dale
Steven L. Sheffield
In article <320599...@ise.canberra.edu.au>, Dale
<da...@ise.canberra.edu.au> wrote:
... which I will be happy to do ...
Several years ago, there was rather hysterical play called, funnily
enough, "No Sex Please, We're British". Dale was obviously making
a reference to this bit of theater history.
Pitch
In article <stevens-2207...@bikiebob.vip.best.com>,
ste...@veloworks.com (Steven L. Sheffield) wrote:
> In article <31F401...@hiwaay.net>, hol...@hiwaay.net wrote:
>
> > David Kurensky wrote:
> > > Pete Hickey (pe...@mudhead.uottawa.ca) wrote:
> > >
> > > : We've talked about sex before cycling, we've talked about
> > > : cycling before sex, the only one left is cycling
> > > : during sex. What about it? ANy problems?
>
I guess if you're riding alone and have a free hand, it's not all that
difficult, though finding the perfect isolated stretch of road might
be......
;-)
:-0
8-)
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Jim Harkins
In article <kcmann-0908...@max1-10.sound.net>,
> I guess if you're riding alone and have a free hand, it's not all that
>difficult, though finding the perfect isolated stretch of road might
>be......
I don't see why you've got to be alone. You've never heard of a cycle-jerk?
apologizing in advance...