Dave Harvey Speaks Out on Nipple Rash
Dave Hill Harvey
be as awesome as who I am: Dave Harvey. But just because you're not as
awesome as me, Mike, doesn't mean you should quit the sport. (I'm Cat III
so you liars stop saying I'm Cat IV.) I'll let you in on a secret--that
little you-know-what that gives me an extra special edge. When I was in
sixth grade I was riding my Schwinn Varsity and a dog bit me. Then I got
rabies. But instead of letting it get me down I turned that disease into
a source of Personal Power. I won criteriums on that Varsity while pansies
like Jobst were sucking up the rear on their all-Campy Ciocc more-money-
than-thighs Italianos.
Personal from me to Jobst:
Were you the guy that said fuck you when I passed you on the way up the
Widowmaker? You seem to have a chip on your shoulder.
Anyway, Mike, I don't do anything special for cold weather. However, I've
heard that Jobst protects his nipples with pasties he got down at the
stripper's supply--red jobbies with silver sparkles. A real cyclist should
have nipples as hard as a quarter and approximately as round, too.
- Dave
Bob Geer
>rabies. But instead of letting it get me down I turned that disease into
>a source of Personal Power. I won criteriums on that Varsity while pansies
Ah-hah!!!! dharvey is really Tom Robbins in disguise. Say "hi" to
Fran the Tark for me!!!
>like Jobst were sucking up the rear on their all-Campy Ciocc more-money-
>than-thighs Italianos.
>Personal from me to Jobst:
>Were you the guy that said...
Lucky for you it wasn't me...I carry a quiver of sticks which I throw
into wise-ass's spokes who comment negatively on my slow,
aero-helmet'd hot-lycra'd exotic custom framed Campy'd progress.
Bob "there are more obstacles than potholes on these roads" Geer
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