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Dane Buson  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 2:43 pm
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From: Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:43:06 -0700
Local: Sat, Jun 23 2007 2:43 pm
Subject: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
I went out on a bike ride with some friends to Issaquah Thursday.  We
went to a restaurant and had some food and what-not.  Afterwards about
half of us went to a park and the other half split off to ride directly
back to Seattle.  We hung about for a little bit and chit-chatted on the
beach and admired the moonlight over the lake on the shortest night of
the year.

After an hour or so we decided to also head back and got back on our
bikes.  As we were riding (not fast) down the paved trail back to the
road, I completely lost control of my bike.  I'm guessing I hit a nice
round branch or bottle or something [0].  I went down with no warning
and did a face plant.  

I landed on my chin quite nicely.  My friends pulled out a first aid kit
and taped some gauze over my injuries and gave me some Advils.  Given we
were about 20 miles from my home, they called a cab, tried to keep me
warm and cheered up.

I got home, dropped off all my things and told my wife I was headed to
the ER.  After that was the longest night at the ER I've ever spent. Stitches
internally in my chin, another layer of stitches on top of that, stitches
inside my bottom lip [1]. No concussion, no fractured jaw bones, etc.

My only real kvetch with the hospital is that they prescribed me
hydrocodone. My brother and I are the unlucky 3% of the population that
a lot of opiates don't do jack for (I don't even get a tiny buzz or
anything). They are pretty much exactly like taking 2 tylenol... because
they use tylenol as part of the mix.

I mentioned it to the physician but was too tired to argue with her. I
know she thought I was trying to argue for a 'stronger' drug or
something. No you silly bint! I was trying to argue for a *different*
drug family.

Bah.

I do have some dental damage.  Two teeth are chipped on the edges and I
expect (hope) she can just build them back up. The middle one... not so
good.  I have 1PM appointment with the dentist, so I'll be leaving for
that in a little bit.

I'm doing better now I managed some sleep, some chocolate ice cream and
what-not.  I'm posting from the comforts of bed via wifi.

Later after I get back from the dentist it will be time to catch up on
my British comedy shows I guess.

[0] We had lights, but there were a lot of us, and I was chit chatting
    with the people I was talking to.  I'm going to say the main cause
    of the wreck was inattention on my part.  :-(
[1] The Maxilo-facial doctor at First hill Swedish was awesome. The
    regular ER guy at Cherry Hill Swedish was okay, but they were slow
    as dirt.

--
Dane Buson - sigd...@unixbigots.org
As for the historical record of the execution of this rabble-rousing
carpenter, well, he wasn't all that important to them at the time.
Just another subversive, though not so blatant about it as, say, the
Maccabees. Executed with some petty thieves; do we know _their_ names?
From: mi...@mikea.ath.cx (Mike Andrews)


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Neil Brooks  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 2:55 pm
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From: Neil Brooks <neil0...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 18:55:06 GMT
Local: Sat, Jun 23 2007 2:55 pm
Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:43:06 -0700, Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu>
wrote, in part:

>After an hour or so we decided to also head back and got back on our
>bikes.  As we were riding (not fast) down the paved trail back to the
>road, I completely lost control of my bike.  I'm guessing I hit a nice
>round branch or bottle or something [0].  I went down with no warning
>and did a face plant.  

Heal fast, fully, and painlessly.

These things simply CAN happen ... in the (figurative and literal)
blink of an eye.  This was just $hit luck on your part.

Dilaudid are kinda' cool ... and Zoot has some other remedies that he
might be willing to share ;-)

Take care,

Neil


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Ozark Bicycle  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 3:50 pm
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From: Ozark Bicycle <bicycleatel...@ozarkbicycleservice.com>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:50:48 -0700
Local: Sat, Jun 23 2007 3:50 pm
Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
On Jun 23, 1:43 pm, Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu> wrote:

Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Dane.

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 More options Jun 23 2007, 4:31 pm
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From: Zoot Katz <zootk...@operamail.com>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:31:53 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 18:55:06 GMT, Neil Brooks <neil0...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Dilaudid are kinda' cool ... and Zoot has some other remedies that he
>might be willing to share ;-)

Dental pain responds well to Old Bushmill's, neat.

Enough of it makes Britsih comedy somewhat more understandable.
--
zk


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Bill Sornson  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 5:11 pm
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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 14:11:11 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

Great writeup of a not-so-great (sucky city) event.  Heal quickly and fully!

Bill "good news is face stuff heals fast usually" S.


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Paul Myron Hobson  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 5:17 pm
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From: Paul Myron Hobson <phob...@gatech.edu>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:17:48 -0400
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
Dane Buson wrote:

...

> I landed on my chin quite nicely.  My friends pulled out a first aid kit
> and taped some gauze over my injuries and gave me some Advils.  Given we
> were about 20 miles from my home, they called a cab, tried to keep me
> warm and cheered up.

...

> Later after I get back from the dentist it will be time to catch up on
> my British comedy shows I guess.

> [0] We had lights, but there were a lot of us, and I was chit chatting
>     with the people I was talking to.  I'm going to say the main cause
>     of the wreck was inattention on my part.  :-(
> [1] The Maxilo-facial doctor at First hill Swedish was awesome. The
>     regular ER guy at Cherry Hill Swedish was okay, but they were slow
>     as dirt.

Yikes.  Glad your ok.  Take 'er easy and get better fast!
\\paul

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Joe S.  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 5:21 pm
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From: "Joe S." <non...@nosuch.net>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:21:17 -0400
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

"Dane Buson" <d...@unseen.edu> wrote in message

news:q660l4-dbb.ln1@curare.zuvembi.homelinux.org...

TAKE IT AND DEMAND A REFILL!!   You can sell the hydrocodone on the street
for the price of a REALLY nice bike.


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DI  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 5:28 pm
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From: "DI" <di9...@cox.net>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:28:31 -0500
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

"Dane Buson" <d...@unseen.edu> wrote in message

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I had a similar faceplant about a month ago, also from inattention, was
riding on a paved trail with my hands resting on top of the bar grips,
turned to look backwards, one hand slipped off, the other turned the bars
and instantly I went over the bars.    My face was all bruised and scraped
but healed in a couple of weeks.    My knee must have twisted badly, because
when I got home and in the shower it instantly swelled to about a grapefruit
size, off to the ER, no fractures just a sprain.   It's still not completely
back to normal after a month, but I can use it.    Knee injuries are very
painful.

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Neil Brooks  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 5:37 pm
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From: Neil Brooks <neil0...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 14:37:48 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:21:17 -0400, "Joe S." <non...@nosuch.net>
wrote:

>TAKE IT AND DEMAND A REFILL!!   You can sell the hydrocodone on the street
>for the price of a REALLY nice bike.

I heard something like $10/pill for Vicodin.  'zat true??

I just want some Ortlieb panniers.  That shouldn't be so hard....


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DI  
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From: "DI" <di9...@cox.net>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:45:10 -0500
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

"Neil Brooks" <neil0...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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> On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:21:17 -0400, "Joe S." <non...@nosuch.net>
> wrote:

>>TAKE IT AND DEMAND A REFILL!!   You can sell the hydrocodone on the street
>>for the price of a REALLY nice bike.

> I heard something like $10/pill for Vicodin.  'zat true??

> I just want some Ortlieb panniers.  That shouldn't be so hard....

I flushed about 20 of them down the sewer a couple of weeks ago, took 3 or 4
when my knee was screwed up and didn't like the feel they left.

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Frank Drackman  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 6:59 pm
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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 15:59:07 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

"Dane Buson" <d...@unseen.edu> wrote in message

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>I went out on a bike ride with some friends to Issaquah Thursday.  We
> went to a restaurant and had some food and what-not.  Afterwards about
> half of us went to a park and the other half split off to ride directly
> back to Seattle.  We hung about for a little bit and chit-chatted on the
> beach and admired the moonlight over the lake on the shortest night of
> the year.

> After an hour or so we decided to also head back and got back on our
> bikes.  As we were riding (not fast) down the paved trail back to the
> road, I completely lost control of my bike.  I'm guessing I hit a nice
> round branch or bottle or something [0].  I went down with no warning
> and did a face plant.

I hope that you heal quickly with no long-term damage.

 "I'm guessing I hit a nice round branch or bottle or something"  I am
thinking that you probably got some twine caught in the drivetrain.


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Chalo  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 7:37 pm
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From: Chalo <chalo.col...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 23:37:52 -0000
Local: Sat, Jun 23 2007 7:37 pm
Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

Dane Buson wrote:

> I went down with no warning and did a face plant.
...
> I landed on my chin quite nicely.

Arrgh! That sucks, man.  I feel your pain-- or rather, I remember my
own pain upon thinking about yours.

My big faceplant left me looking like an extra from The Simpsons for a
little while, then looking like a toothless hillbilly for a year.  I
was so punch-drunk after the accident that I called the EMT "sweetie",
to which she snapped, "I'm not your sweetie!"  It seems funnier now
that it did at the time.

I now have gum disease that I attribute largely to my extensive,
expensive bridgework.  That was no fun.  I'll never forget the
"crunch" sound in my skull when the ER physician jammed a couple of
disembodied teeth back into my shattered gums, or the joy of having an
occasional bone fragment work its way to the surface over the
following couple of years.  (I had to tweeze them out of my gums like
rough and jagged splinters.)

On the plus side, it looks like you fared substantially better than I
did.  I think you'll have to settle for lame consolations like that
for the time being.

3 to 4 ibuprofens with food, or 2 naproxens with food, should be a
substitute for hydrocodone that you can get over the counter.  Spirits
are also good-- but if you use alcohol, you should lower the dosage of
any NSAIDs you are taking.  You need your liver even more than you
need your teeth, as it turns out.

Chalo


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Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 7:47 pm
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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:47:07 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
On Jun 23, 4:45 pm, "DI" wrote:

> "Neil Brooks" wrote:
> > On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:21:17 -0400, "Joe S." wrote:

> >>TAKE IT AND DEMAND A REFILL!!   You can sell the hydrocodone on the street
> >>for the price of a REALLY nice bike.

> > I heard something like $10/pill for Vicodin.  'zat true??

> > I just want some Ortlieb panniers.  That shouldn't be so hard....

> I flushed about 20 of them down the sewer a couple of weeks ago, took 3 or 4
> when my knee was screwed up and didn't like the feel they left.

That must be some toilet, if it can handle 20 Ortlieb panniers!

I would not expect eating Ortlieb panniers to help with knee pain
either.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful


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r...@elevengear.us  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 8:11 pm
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From: r...@elevengear.us
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:11:01 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
Ooh Ouch and no opiates! That sucks. Here's to hoping you heal well!

In the 80s I crashed on my face in the tour of Guatemala and got these
impressively large blue stitches from an army doctor in fatigues.
While they were healing I compared notes back then with Davis Phinney
who had recently (at that time) flown face-first into the back of a
support vehicle in France. He told me that shaving helped reduce the
scarring. I know that sounds counterintuitive. I'm talking well after
the face heals (stops seeping, etc). Perhaps the shaving helps
regenerate the surface skin cells. So when it's prudent to do so,
consider shaving. Anyway good luck. Hope you get back riding soon.

Best,

-Rick


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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:26:27 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
On Jun 24, 4:43 am, Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu> wrote:

> I went out on a bike ride with some friends to Issaquah Thursday.  We
> went to a restaurant and had some food and what-not.  

Some more of the 'what-not' could have helped with the pain (it wasn't
the cause, was it?). ;-)

Donga


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DI  
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 More options Jun 23 2007, 8:41 pm
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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:41:33 -0500
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

"Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Oh Well, can't expect everyone to understand logic.   Sorry I didn't delete
the last line of the OP, but I just thought most people had a thought chain
beyond 2 sentences.

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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:58:28 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
On Jun 23, 7:41 pm, "DI" who? wrote:

Class - today's lesson is the proper use of indefinite pronouns.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful


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Bill Sornson  
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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 18:00:26 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
DI wrote:
> "Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> message news:1182642427.123727.317340@o61g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>> On Jun 23, 4:45 pm, "DI" wrote:
>>> "Neil Brooks" wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:21:17 -0400, "Joe S." wrote:

>>>>> TAKE IT AND DEMAND A REFILL!!   You can sell the hydrocodone on
>>>>> the street
>>>>> for the price of a REALLY nice bike.

>>>> I heard something like $10/pill for Vicodin.  'zat true??

>>>> I just want some Ortlieb panniers.  That shouldn't be so hard....

{mmmmmmmffffffffffttttttt}

>>> I flushed about 20 of them down the sewer a couple of weeks ago,
>>> took 3 or 4
>>> when my knee was screwed up and didn't like the feel they left.
>> That must be some toilet, if it can handle 20 Ortlieb panniers!

Oy.  (OK, it wasn't bad.)

>> I would not expect eating Ortlieb panniers to help with knee pain
>> either.

Oy.  (OK, stretching a bit.)

> Oh Well, can't expect everyone to understand logic.   Sorry I didn't
> delete the last line of the OP, but I just thought most people had a
> thought chain beyond 2 sentences.

Ol' Johnny was being FUNNY, DI.  I didn't take it as directed at you (except
in fun) at all.

Bill "prior restraint (can't explain)" S.


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Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman  
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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:03:09 -0700
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening
On Jun 23, 8:00 pm, Bill Sornson wrote:

Eating 3 or 4 Ortlieb panniers would involve some stretching, so it is
not surprising "DI" didn't like the "feel they left".

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful


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Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:18:30 -0500
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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

"Bill Sornson" <as...@ask.me> wrote in message

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> Ol' Johnny was being FUNNY, DI.  I didn't take it as directed at you
> (except in fun) at all.

> Bill "prior restraint (can't explain)" S.

I got a chuckle out of it, but could not resist a reply.

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Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

DI wrote:
> "Bill Sornson" <as...@ask.me> wrote in message
> news:467dc236$0$31285$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...

>> Ol' Johnny was being FUNNY, DI.  I didn't take it as directed at you
>> (except in fun) at all.

>> Bill "prior restraint (can't explain)" S.

> I got a chuckle out of it, but could not resist a reply.

Yeahbutt...  You missed a chance to call him a smart-ass!

Bill "tsk, tsk" S.


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From: Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:48:41 -0700
Local: Sat, Jun 23 2007 10:48 pm
Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

Neil Brooks <neil0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:43:06 -0700, Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu>
> wrote, in part:

>>After an hour or so we decided to also head back and got back on our
>>bikes.  As we were riding (not fast) down the paved trail back to the
>>road, I completely lost control of my bike.  I'm guessing I hit a nice
>>round branch or bottle or something [0].  I went down with no warning
>>and did a face plant.  

> Heal fast, fully, and painlessly.

Thanks.

> These things simply CAN happen ... in the (figurative and literal)
> blink of an eye.  This was just $hit luck on your part.

> Dilaudid are kinda' cool ... and Zoot has some other remedies that he
> might be willing to share ;-)

Heh.  Now that you mentioned it, I'm surprised some of my friends
haven't already offered some horticulture samples.

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 More options Jun 23 2007, 11:46 pm
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From: Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:46:02 -0700
Local: Sat, Jun 23 2007 11:46 pm
Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

Chalo <chalo.col...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dane Buson wrote:

>> I went down with no warning and did a face plant.
> ...
>> I landed on my chin quite nicely.

> Arrgh! That sucks, man.  I feel your pain-- or rather, I remember my
> own pain upon thinking about yours.

I'll admit, after I got a look at my dental damage, I did remember your
story about that sort of thing happening to you.

> My big faceplant left me looking like an extra from The Simpsons for a
> little while, then looking like a toothless hillbilly for a year.  I
> was so punch-drunk after the accident that I called the EMT "sweetie",
> to which she snapped, "I'm not your sweetie!"  It seems funnier now
> that it did at the time.

> I now have gum disease that I attribute largely to my extensive,
> expensive bridgework.  That was no fun.  I'll never forget the
> "crunch" sound in my skull when the ER physician jammed a couple of
> disembodied teeth back into my shattered gums, or the joy of having an
> occasional bone fragment work its way to the surface over the
> following couple of years.  (I had to tweeze them out of my gums like
> rough and jagged splinters.)

Youch!  Mine snapped off pretty cleanly, but evidently didn't expose
the nerve quite.  I visited the dentist at 1pm and she's already temp
capped them and laid out what we'll do to fix me up Tuesday morning.  It
looks a little better and eating is easier.

I <heart> my dentist.

Especially since she does Saturday appointments.

> On the plus side, it looks like you fared substantially better than I
> did.  I think you'll have to settle for lame consolations like that
> for the time being.

Thanks, I'm doing pretty well now.  I even managed a nap while Number
Two daughter was napping and Tina took Number One daughter out to shop
and pick up take away.

> 3 to 4 ibuprofens with food, or 2 naproxens with food, should be a
> substitute for hydrocodone that you can get over the counter.  Spirits
> are also good-- but if you use alcohol, you should lower the dosage of
> any NSAIDs you are taking.  You need your liver even more than you
> need your teeth, as it turns out.

I'm mixing ibuprofen and acetaminophen now (which the doctor said was
okay).  That seems to be keeping the swelling and pain in check.

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"Thou shalt ALWAYS cover thy ass."
-Slovotsky's Law #7


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 More options Jun 23 2007, 11:03 pm
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From: Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:03:18 -0700
Local: Sat, Jun 23 2007 11:03 pm
Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

Zoot Katz <zootk...@operamail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 18:55:06 GMT, Neil Brooks <neil0...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:

>>Dilaudid are kinda' cool ... and Zoot has some other remedies that he
>>might be willing to share ;-)

> Dental pain responds well to Old Bushmill's, neat.

Hmm, I do have about a third of a bottle left in the cupboard...  

> Enough of it makes British comedy somewhat more understandable.

Tangent: My friend Christina is one of the few people I know in
technology who's not into British television or film in general.  Even
though she speaks English fluently, she picked it up in Japan and later
the US.  So she has a lot of trouble understanding British accents.

All the Indian guys at work understand British accents extremely well
and I can talk with them about the older stuff easily.  Their sense of
humour and jokes tends to be a little orthagonal to the US otherwise.

Oddly enough, the person who amuses me the most at work is a serious
looking older Russian women.  She has a simply excellent dry wit that
comes across especially well in writing.  Many's the time I've had to
stem guffaws after reading one of her emails.

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A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
                -- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget


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 More options Jun 23 2007, 11:05 pm
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From: Dane Buson <d...@unseen.edu>
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:05:17 -0700
Local: Sat, Jun 23 2007 11:05 pm
Subject: Re: Ow! That smarts! or Faceplants: The Hurtening

Ozark Bicycle <bicycleatel...@ozarkbicycleservice.com> wrote:

> Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Dane.

Thanks.  While no picnic, I'm not experiencing as much pain as I
expected.  I think once the swelling goes down I'll probably feel pretty
human.

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