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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Dec 25, 2011, 11:03:16 PM12/25/11
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On Dec 25, 10:49 am, web head <mortonvul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> what do you think of skateboarders?
> i dusted off my old board tonight.. it makes a good shield or weapon
> if you're travelling at night. it's also something to sit on and relax.
Skateboarders are cool people. But remember that "stupidity is not
rewarded in the jungle," so wear a helmet.
Anything that has wheels and it's fueled by food is good. We haven't
taken full advantage of the wheel yet.
This is important: DON'T LET DUMB PEDESTRIANS SLOW YOU DOWN!
"Don't be slowed down by mundane pedestrians. You are the next step in
the evolution of the wheel. Save energy!"
http://www.zazzle.com/wheels_tshirt-235473159633693637
NOTE: Whenever possible remind pedestrians why you are there.
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> what do you think of skateboarders?
> i dusted off my old board tonight.. it makes a good shield or weapon
> if you're travelling at night. it's also something to sit on and relax.
Skateboarders are cool people. But remember that "stupidity is not
rewarded in the jungle," so wear a helmet.
Anything that has wheels and it's fueled by food is good. We haven't
taken full advantage of the wheel yet.
This is important: DON'T LET DUMB PEDESTRIANS SLOW YOU DOWN!
"Don't be slowed down by mundane pedestrians. You are the next step in
the evolution of the wheel. Save energy!"
http://www.zazzle.com/wheels_tshirt-235473159633693637
NOTE: Whenever possible remind pedestrians why you are there.
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http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
Mr. K
Dec 26, 2011, 9:13:55 AM12/26/11
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<a1a7e206-e4bd-4538...@24g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
I warn pedos. Calling out ... on your right... or .. on your left.
and I slow abit.
Have fun and save energy.
--
Karma, What a concept!
<a1a7e206-e4bd-4538...@24g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
and I slow abit.
Have fun and save energy.
--
Karma, What a concept!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Jan 7, 2012, 10:41:36 AM1/7/12
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OK, OK, I'm letting pedestrians slow me down, so I bought this "old
people trike" with a big seat that makes you so comfortable that you
don't care if the old lady blocking your path is only going 1 mile per
hour. You just sit back and relax. Maybe bring a pair a binoculars to
scan the area for something interesting, birds, girls, whatever. If
cars sitting on sidewalk ignore you, just pull out a magazine and
read. Anything but losing your patience or wondering what the hell you
are doing there.
I saw this very cool "ape hanger bar" on the same trike that makes you
look eccentric or rather rebellious. That's my thing.
people trike" with a big seat that makes you so comfortable that you
don't care if the old lady blocking your path is only going 1 mile per
hour. You just sit back and relax. Maybe bring a pair a binoculars to
scan the area for something interesting, birds, girls, whatever. If
cars sitting on sidewalk ignore you, just pull out a magazine and
read. Anything but losing your patience or wondering what the hell you
are doing there.
I saw this very cool "ape hanger bar" on the same trike that makes you
look eccentric or rather rebellious. That's my thing.
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