Cyclists live a "short brutish life"

[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

(I'm talking to myself here --some call it a monologue-- since that
needed some clarification.)

Posted by TheTibetanMonkey
Yes, America is better because we can take a chill pill. The problem
is the side effects. But recent studies have confirmed that taking a
chill pill (usually Xanax) is better than riding a bike.

MY CLARIFICATION:

I think I owe it to my audience to explain some more. Riding a bike
often means having a "short brutish life" as that of the hunter
gatherers. It's not because you can't keep your balance, just because
the lack of bike facilities and respect by drivers.

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I have a strategy that I may start doing today... WEAR A MONKEY MASK!
It ain't no ordinary monkey though. It looks like an early hominid
that will remind the Christians out there who we are. I will unleash
it as part of this 'BUY LOCALLY, BIKE LOCALLY CAMPAIGN,' so they'll
understand that the car is not a good choice to move in one's
community and surroundings. Our past is poorly reflected in our BLAND
DIETS and SEDENTARY LIFE, so the bike is the perfect tool for the
modern hunter gatherer out to go BARGAIN HUNTING.

I asked a police officer if he saw any problem and he told me 'no.' So
I will take my fliers that will tell them 'what's going on in the
jungle.' I expect the Christians to look the other way --as usual--
but I will hit the areas where people are looking for solutions. Of
course, THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT SOLUTIONS!

Yes, I will take bananas too!

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[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Jan 4, 9:58 pm, Yap <hhyaps...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 4, 9:51 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

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> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I have a strategy that I may start doing today... WEAR A MONKEY MASK!
> > It ain't no ordinary monkey though. It looks like an early hominid
> > that will remind the Christians out there who we are. I will unleash
> > it as part of this 'BUY LOCALLY, BIKE LOCALLY CAMPAIGN,' so they'll
> > understand that the car is not a good choice to move in one's
> > community and surroundings. Our past is poorly reflected in our BLAND
> > DIETS and SEDENTARY LIFE, so the bike is the perfect tool for the
> > modern hunter gatherer out to go BARGAIN HUNTING.
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> > I asked a police officer if he saw any problem and he told me 'no.' So
> > I will take my fliers that will tell them 'what's going on in the
> > jungle.' I expect the Christians to look the other way --as usual--
> > but I will hit the areas where people are looking for solutions. Of
> > course, THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT SOLUTIONS!
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> > Yes, I will take bananas too!
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> When you have a bunch of bananas, try hand them out to the street
> Christian pedestrians, to remind them of their ancestry.
> That shall form your mission, to help rid of superstition.

I will ask them before I give them a banana, "Does function follow
form or form follows function?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM

But they must have it right to get the banana. They must learn that
stupidity is not rewarded. ;)