> ISLAMABAD (The Global Edition) ᅵ Khalida Akhtar, a 20-year-old Taliban
> suicide bomber, decided at the last minute not to blow herself up at the
> main train station in the capitol of Pakistan because she remembered that
> she would have to deal with a bunch of virgin guys in heaven, local
> authorities say.
>
> Ms. Akhtar, who was dressed in a head-to-toe burqa and strapped with
> explosives, was seen just hours ago running and screaming through the
> Islamabad Railway Station before she was apprehended by local law
> enforcement.
>
> ï¿œThe young woman realized that she would have 72 virgins on her hands if
> she sacrificed her earthly life, and apparently the thought made her so
> sick to her stomach that she decided on the spot to pull the plug on the
> whole operation and give herself up to the authorities,ᅵ police officer
> Malik Rashid told reporters.
>
> In a statement recorded by arresting officers, Ms. Akhtar explained her
> decision. ï¿œIï¿œd actually never stopped before to think about the reward I
> would receive for my sacrifice,ᅵ Ms. Khalida said. ᅵUnlike my brother and
> his friends, Iï¿œm actually not a fan of virgins. To be fair, I donï¿œt think
> any woman in the world is. Iï¿œm supposed to give my life for a bunch of
> guys that donï¿œt know anything about the female body or how to please a
> woman? I donᅵt think so!ᅵ Khalida added.
>
> As she was taken into custody, Khalida Akhtar also reportedly told
> officers that she would have gladly sacrificed herself for higher causes
> if she could trade those 72 virgins for two experienced guys, a masseuse,
> a butler, and a chef.
e meh.. great conundrum now, for AQ; on paper they should hunt for
lesbians, whose will give not few misgivings, even inside Islam, and
with near-zero chance of success; because I'm convinced that 1001 nights
is actually a cautionary book for young soon-to-be-husbands, I will NOT
be surprised that some 2nd/3rd or 3rd/4th wives are actually what once
was known in West as "purple marriage" (two gays marrying two lesbians)