Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.
Dismiss

Real Doctors (OT)

6 views
Skip to first unread message

build

unread,
Dec 13, 2009, 8:34:53 PM12/13/09
to
Real Doctors Real Names (from my quack, disappointing there was no Dr
Quack)

Dr. John Looney --(Psychiatrist)

Dr Brain --(Psychiatrist)

Dr Strange --(Psychiatrist)

Dr Wisdom --(Psychiatrist)

Dr Dippy --(Psychiatrist)

Dr Moodie --(Psychiatrist)

Dr Nutter --(Psychiatrist)

Dr Dement --(Psychiatrist)

Dr Vu --(Radiologist)

Dr Pipe --(Respiratory)

Dr Hackman --(Surgeon)

Dr Blades --(Surgeon)

Dr Graves --(Surgeon)

Dr Cutts --(Surgeon)

Dr Slaughter (3) --(Surgeon)

Dr Kutteroff --(Surgeon)

Dr Doctor --(Surgeon)

Dr Butcher --(Surgeon)

Dr Hurt --(Surgeon)

Dr Creasman --(Plastic surgeon)

Dr. Alden Cockburn --(Urologist)

Dr. John Heine --(Urologist)

Dr Weiner --(Urologist)

Dr Cockett --(Urologist)

Dr Dick (2) --(Urologist)

Dr Richard Chopp --(Urologist)

Dr Richard Tapper --(Urologist)

Dr Richard Finder --(Urologist)

Dr Hugh G Rection --(Urologist)

Dr Kutzkokiov ----(Urologist)(fictional?)

Dr Blank --(Urologist, specialist in infertility)

Mr. Waterfall (British urological surgeon)

Mr Hearing --(ear, nose and throat)

Dr. Bonnie Beaver --(Gynecologist)

Dr. Mistry --(Anaesthetist)

Dr. Brick Wall --(Anaesthetist)

Dr. Ether --(Anaesthetist)

Dr. Comfort --(Anaesthetist)

Dr. Tranquilli (veterinary)--(Anaesthetist)

Dr Hart --(Cardiologist)

Dr Valentine --(Cardiologist)

Dr Spot --(Dermatologist)

Dr Rash --(Dermatologist)

Dr Frye (burn specialist) --(Dermatologist)

Dr Butt --(Gastroenterologist)

Dr Brown --(Gastroenterologist)

Dr Hand --(Hand Surgeon)

Dr Palmer --(Hand Surgeon)

Dr Brain --(Neurologist)

Dr Head --(Neurologist)

Dr Fillerup --(Gynecologist)

Dr Beavers --(Gynecologist)

Dr Kuntz --(Gynecologist)

Dr Semen --(Gynecologist)

Dr In Hur --(Gynecologist)

Dr Hatch --(Gynecologist)

Dr Dick --(Gynecologist)

Dr Donald Duckles --(Pediatrician)

Dr Childs --(Pediatrician)

Dr Tickles --(Pediatrician)

Dr Sno White --(Pediatrician)

Dr Kidd (4 so far) --(Pediatrician)

Dr Pain --(Pain Management)

Dr Ow --(Pain Management)

Dr Kwak --(GP)

Dr Killer --(GP)

Dr Patient --(GP)

Dr Payne --(GP)

Dr Slaughter --(GP)

Dr B. Sick --(GP)

Dr Stasick (pronouced stay sick) --(GP)

Dr.Ill (ill) --(GP)

Dr Doctor --(GP)

Dr Shu --(Podiatrist)

Dr Korn --(Podiatrist)

Dr Foote --(Podiatrist)

Dr Smellsey --(Podiatrist)

Dr Tozzi --(Podiatrist)

Dr Peek --(Optometrist)

Dr Glass --(Optometrist)

Dr See --(Optometrist)

Dr Bonebrake --(Chiropractor)

Dr Butcher --(Chiropractor)

Dr Bones, --(Chiropractor)

Dr Bender --(Chiropractor)

Nurse Payne --(Nurse)

Nurse Nurse --(Nurse)

Dr Polymeropoulos --(Polymorphism)

Dr Fish --(Veterinarian)

Dr Pett --(Veterinarian)

Dr Doolittle --(Veterinarian)

Dr Shepard --(Veterinarian)

Dr Basset --(Veterinarian)

Dr Katz (2) --(Veterinarian)

Dr Hogg --(Veterinarian)

Dr Fox --(Veterinarian)

Dr Parrott --(Veterinarian)

Dr Barksdale --(Veterinarian)

Dr Bowser (8!) --(Veterinarian)

Dr Howell --(Veterinarian)

Dr Woof --(Veterinarian)

Dr Leash --(Veterinarian)

Dr Barker --(Veterinarian)

Dr Wagy --(Veterinarian)

Doctors who share their names with famous people
Dr. Michael Jackson
Dr. Steve Martin
Dr. Leonard Bernstein
Dr. Pamela Anderson
Dr. Frank Sinatra
Dr. Steven Wright
Dr. Charles Daniels--(Nashville, TN)
Dr. Jimmy Carter
Dr. Elizabeth Taylor

Claude

unread,
Dec 13, 2009, 8:56:54 PM12/13/09
to
> Real Doctors Real Names (from my quack, disappointing there was no Dr
> Quack)
>
>
> Dr Hugh G Rection --(Urologist)
>
LOL, they're all good. But I don't think this one is real, much less a
urologist. Pity.


Chad

unread,
Dec 13, 2009, 10:33:43 PM12/13/09
to
> Dr Dick (2) --(Urologist)
>

I had a friend named Matt Dick who was studying to become a doctor, and
became so pissed off (actually mentally fucked up) about the way so many
people joked about him becoming Dr Dick that he gave it up.

He finally went back and became a doctor a few years later, but only after
he changed his name.

--
Chad


Frank Adam

unread,
Dec 14, 2009, 12:20:34 AM12/14/09
to
On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:33:43 +1100, "Chad" <cbs...@safemail.com>
wrote:

Oh i know of him. Dr Ambrose. He works at that IVF place, no ?

--

Regards, Frank

Chad

unread,
Dec 14, 2009, 12:31:50 AM12/14/09
to

Could be, I lost contact with him years ago and don't even know what his new
name is.

--
Chad


Bigbird

unread,
Dec 14, 2009, 4:43:16 AM12/14/09
to
Frank Adam wrote:

No, no, no. Dr Cock.

--
Bigbird
#
You'll be laughing when I'm dead!

PoB

unread,
Dec 14, 2009, 5:55:21 AM12/14/09
to
"Bigbird" <Bigbird.us...@Gmail.com> wrote in message

| > Oh i know of him. Dr Ambrose. He works at that IVF place, no ?
|
| No, no, no. Dr Cock.
|

My dad's a shrink, his initials are GOD.

When he retired one of his OT* patients made a poker work plaque saying "You
can always trust God with your problems"

All the best,

pOB

*Occupational Therapy in this case.

armpit

unread,
Dec 14, 2009, 8:00:19 AM12/14/09
to

"build" <bui...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:58e8620c-95a7-4753...@u8g2000prd.googlegroups.com...

> Real Doctors Real Names (from my quack, disappointing there was no Dr
> Quack)
>
>
> Dr Hurt --(Surgeon)
>

My daughter's orthodontist was also named Dr. Hurt. Oddly enough, his office
was right next to a Hertz car rental office.


Frank Adam

unread,
Dec 14, 2009, 8:56:55 AM12/14/09
to
On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:31:50 +1100, "Chad" <cbs...@safemail.com>
wrote:

Mmm.. ohkay. ;-)

--

Regards, Frank

Chad

unread,
Dec 14, 2009, 10:03:47 AM12/14/09
to
Frank Adam wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:31:50 +1100, "Chad" <cbs...@safemail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Frank Adam wrote:
>>> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:33:43 +1100, "Chad" <cbs...@safemail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Dr Dick (2) --(Urologist)
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I had a friend named Matt Dick who was studying to become a doctor,
>>>> and became so pissed off (actually mentally fucked up) about the
>>>> way so many people joked about him becoming Dr Dick that he gave
>>>> it up.
>>>>
>>>> He finally went back and became a doctor a few years later, but
>>>> only after he changed his name.
>>>>
>>> Oh i know of him. Dr Ambrose. He works at that IVF place, no ?
>>
>> Could be, I lost contact with him years ago and don't even know what
>> his new name is.
>>
> Mmm.. ohkay. ;-)

oh no, I'm a whooshee. :\

--
Chad


Ian Rawlings

unread,
Dec 14, 2009, 10:55:00 AM12/14/09
to
On 2009-12-14, Chad <cbs...@safemail.com> wrote:

> I had a friend named Matt Dick who was studying to become a doctor, and
> became so pissed off (actually mentally fucked up) about the way so many
> people joked about him becoming Dr Dick that he gave it up.

I worked with a mathematician called Dr Richard Horn, he didn't like you
shortening his first name to "Dick".

One of my ex bosses had a business card from "Ivor Baddick"..

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
http://youtube.com/tarcus69
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tarcus/sets/

0 new messages