I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS
laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
Laura Bush is a great first lady
laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
> Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!
LLBers are members of NAMBLA.
How the hell is a faggot pussy like you going to kill anyone, retard?
How are things going at the bath house, cock sucker?
Paul.
<xeto...@yahoo.com> said the following in rec.autos.driving...
> Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!
Quiet, k0oK!
BTW, dwpjr, I think this is a new one for your lits...
The Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend Blade
> Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!
You worthless fucking cunt! You claim to care about saving lives with
all your 55 MPH bullshit and then you make a stupid statement like this.
Fucking hypocrite.
Fuck off and die!
Die Sache
laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
> Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!
If they don't hit your rear bumper SQUARELY
you will be in the guard rail in the blink
of an eye.
Better to let them have an accident with someone else.
ciao
Laura Bush is a great first lady
Good idea, Paul!
Krusty
"laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE" <xeto...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!
I'm going to pull my throbbing, thundering, 8 cylinder, 6.5 liter Hummer
right up behind your little pussy Mini Cooper and lay on the custom
installed air horn. HONNNKKK! HONNNKKK! I call it the "Krustmobile".
You'll know it's me because the Krustmobile is painted bright red, with "K R
U S T Y" lettered on the side. And I'm a really cool looking guy with my
hair in a Mohawk and wrap-around sun glasses. I wear sleeveless t-shirts to
show off my ripped bod. And I smoke a big cigar.
I'll see your frightened face in the rear-view mirror and laugh and laugh.
MUUAHAHAHAHAHA!! HOOOHOHOHO!
You can do one of two things at this point. You can pull your little
Pussymobile to the side of the road and let the Great Krusty pass at his
pleasure -- or you can say your prayers. If you choose the second option, I
will ram your tinfoil WimpWagon with the massive front bumper of the
Krustmobile. I'll do it at an angle so that you'll lose control and go
spinning off the road and slam into a bridge abutment. I will stop and walk
over to the tangled mess where your body is squirming in its death throes.
The last site you will see in this world will be Krusty the Magnificent
flipping cigar ashes in your face.
Krusty
Lord of Earth. Master of Space and Time.
moune_...@yahoo.com
But owner of a small penis, apparently.
Chance Hopkins
<moune_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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LOL..KRUSTY GOT BURNED!!! I laughed so hard, I almost hit my head on the
desk.
william lynch
I perfect example of how debates are handled in this country.
william lynch
Sorry, that should be "A perfect ..."
I talk English real good.
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
And I'll toss back a golf ball right into your windshield. HAHA
Ben
<xeto...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!
Well, this is certainly a sign that I should reconsider my policy
towards tailgaters.
But I do not brake violently for them and in fact, I usually just lay
off the accelerator rather than brake.
Krusty
Quit fantasizing about Krusty's penis, you sick fuck.
The Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend Blade
> And I'll toss back a golf ball right into your windshield. HAHA
You lame ass fag. All that golf ball is going to do is bounce off his
windshield and fall harmlessly to the roadside right before he turns your
POS into a frying pan with your sorry ass as the main course!
Idiot.
The Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend Blade
> You can do one of two things at this point. You can pull your little
> Pussymobile to the side of the road and let the Great Krusty pass at his
> pleasure -- or you can say your prayers. If you choose the second option, I
> will ram your tinfoil WimpWagon with the massive front bumper of the
> Krustmobile. I'll do it at an angle so that you'll lose control and go
> spinning off the road and slam into a bridge abutment. I will stop and walk
> over to the tangled mess where your body is squirming in its death throes.
> The last site you will see in this world will be Krusty the Magnificent
> flipping cigar ashes in your face.
When and where, Krusty. Can I ride shotgun (both figuratively and
literally) for this one. The
The Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend Blade
> Sorry, that should be "A perfect ..."
>
> I talk English real good.
Whaddaya mean? You were speaking perfect judy-ese.
Krusty
"The Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend Blade"
<the_blade@the_mouth_of_Laura_Bush_Murdered_Her_Boyfriend.cum> wrote in
message news:MPG.1db6c37b4...@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...
Absolutely! I'll let you know when I've tracked down the highway patterns of
LBMHBF's twit buggy. Then we'll go find her worthless ass and *annihilate*
her!
The Krustmobile is topped off and READY TO RUMBLE!!
richard schumacher
laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE <xeto...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!
Not me; my Prius accelerates smoothly away from them, leaving them
spluttering in the dust. Heh-heh. Poor babies don't know how to shift.
The Savage Truth
You postings depict someone who has a vagina.
Xeton is a loser
You wouldn't do any such thing, pussy; you're too afraid you'd get your
ass kicked by some 5'2" 95lbl girl.
Laura Bush Rules!
Aim the Krustmobile towards Colorado; the retard lives north by north
east of Denver.
Laura Bush Rules!
Oh, and if there's room for a third in the Krustmobile, count me in.
I'll bring the marshmellows to cook over the roasting corpse of "Laura
Bush - Flaming Retard."
Krusty
in message news:1129171660....@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
LMAO!! It's sounding like a PARTY!!
Scott en Aztlán
>
>"laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE" <xeto...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:e1pok1dj9ppvpm8mi...@4ax.com...
>> Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!
>
>I'm going to pull my throbbing, thundering, 8 cylinder, 6.5 liter Hummer
>right up behind your little pussy Mini Cooper and lay on the custom
>installed air horn. HONNNKKK! HONNNKKK! I call it the "Krustmobile".
>
>You'll know it's me because the Krustmobile is painted bright red, with "K R
>U S T Y" lettered on the side. And I'm a really cool looking guy with my
>hair in a Mohawk and wrap-around sun glasses. I wear sleeveless t-shirts to
>show off my ripped bod. And I smoke a big cigar.
Post some pics.
Laura Bush Rules!
Well, if you've got the room for a keg, we can get good and blitzed
before doing the world a favor and doing Xeto...@yahoo.com in.
Laura Bush Rules!
Your postings depict someone who doesn't have a clue.
h.ma...@hotmail.com
moune_...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> But owner of a small penis, apparently.
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James C. Reeves
"Krusty" <1...@132.com> wrote in message
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I dunno, a couple of weeks ago the wife witnesses the results of a Hummer
that had been messing with a sedan and the Hummer ended up on it's top. The
sedan definitely got the better end of the deal overall in that exchange.
william lynch
But the pro-SUV morons are screaming for facts to prove this.
James C. Reeves
"william lynch" <x@y.z> wrote in message
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>
> But the pro-SUV morons are screaming for facts to prove this.
I'll ask my wife to take a picture next time.
Maybe the event is reported online somewhere. US Route 29 in Silver Spring,
Maryland. Sometime in the past 1-2 weeks.
Nate Nagel
Why would anyone willingly drive in Silver Spring, or worse yet Bethesda?
nate
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James C. Reeves
"Nate Nagel" <njn...@flycast.net> wrote in message
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> James C. Reeves wrote:
>> "william lynch" <x@y.z> wrote in message
>> news:swj4f.4084$Zv5....@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net...
>>
>>>But the pro-SUV morons are screaming for facts to prove this.
>>
>>
>> I'll ask my wife to take a picture next time.
>>
>> Maybe the event is reported online somewhere. US Route 29 in Silver
>> Spring, Maryland. Sometime in the past 1-2 weeks.
>
> Why would anyone willingly drive in Silver Spring, or worse yet Bethesda?
>
> nate
>
>
Sort of like the question; Why did the chicken cross the road?
The wife does genealogy research at The National Archives, DAR, The Library
of Congress, etc. As bad as traffic is (~1 hour to go 15 miles), it's still
the best way to the metro station. Now Bethesda is my cross to
carry...terrible place to commute to as well.