'Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,' New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges

[Irish Mike]

CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both
presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot
from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of
committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét
Ramsey.

Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly
remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether
the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little
girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement.

President Obama appears at the end of the advertisement to approve the
message.

“I think this is a fair ad, and I think Mitt Romney owes an
explanation to the American people as to why he murdered JonBenét
Ramsey,” said Obama campaign manager Jim Messina, who called the
commercial’s black-and-white reenactment of Mitt Romney carrying a
kicking and screaming child to her death “accurate.” “Ultimately,
voters need to know who they’re getting with Mitt Romney: a job- and
child-killing businessman who is so deceitful he won’t release his tax
returns or admit to a senseless murder that shook the nation to its
core.”

Scheduled to run in multiple swing states, with significant airtime in
Ramsey’s home state of Colorado, the ad criticizes Romney not just for
killing the prepubescent girl, but for going to extreme lengths to
cover it up. It also states that Mitt Romney paid former school
teacher John Mark Karr to falsely come forward as the murderer, and
accuses the former Massachusetts governor of being a sex offender.

Over a silhouette of Romney walking away from the Ramsey mansion—blood
dripping from his hands—the commercial’s narrator asks, “If Mitt
Romney kept the murder of JonBenét a secret from the American people,
what else is he hiding?”

Moreover, at the end of the spot a smiling Romney is seen at a
campaign event saying, “I killed her, and I had a good time.” Sources
from the Romney campaign were quick to announce that the audio and
video had been cobbled together from different statements he made
during that particular rally.

“Personally, if I killed JonBenét Ramsey, I would have come clean and
told the American people that on day one,” Obama’s communication
director David Axelrod said on Sunday’s installment of Meet The Press.
“But I think that’s a key difference between Barack Obama and Mitt
Romney. Barack Obama never murdered a child, and Mitt Romney did.”

According to sources at Obama’s Chicago headquarters, the “He Did It”
commercial is just the first in a new series of attack ads that
accuses Romney of drowning actress Natalie Wood in 1981, convincing
cult leader David Koresh to burn down the Branch Davidian ranch in
Waco, TX, and causing the Challenger disaster.

“I think these ads will end up being very effective,” former Bill
Clinton campaign strategist Dick Morris said. “If you are an undecided
voter and you are constantly seeing images of Mitt Romney standing
over a child’s lifeless body, or, as in the case of the ‘Zodiac’ spot,
shooting two high schoolers at point blank range on their first date,
that’s a pretty persuasive image right there.”

Added Morris, “This ad very effectively reminds us that no child
murderer has ever been elected into the White House.”

Though the Obama campaign has denied it, many Beltway observers have
said the advertisements are retaliation for the Romney camp’s highly
controversial ad, “Boom,” which accuses the president of being the
fertilizer bomb that destroyed an Oklahoma City federal building in
1995. theonion.com/articles/romney-murdered-jonbenet-ramsey-new-obama-
campaign,29114/


Irish Mike

If you voted for Obama in '08, you were stupid. If you vote for him
again, your the biggest idiot on earth and should be executed by a
tribunal of your peers.

[nick]

On Nov 8, 7:31 am, Irish Mike <blackstu...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> If you voted for Obama in '08, you were stupid. If you vote for him
> again, your the biggest idiot on earth and should be executed by a
> tribunal of your peers.

The election's over but you're still posting articles that are meant
to mock the extremity of the anti-Obama mindset as if they were legit
newsstories?

[trotsky]

This is from the fake "Irish Mike," who posts Onion or Onionesque news
stories.

[golf...@yahoo.com]

On Nov 8, 7:31 am, Irish Mike <blackstu...@gmail.com> wrote:

A vote for romney.......by a moron, FOR a moron. Amen.
OH btw.....4 MORE YEARS.

[golf...@yahoo.com]

On Nov 8, 7:31 am, Irish Mike <blackstu...@gmail.com> wrote:

Apparently, from your ip id etc, you're in Los Vegas. Now since Nevada
is a blue state, going to the President once again, how does it
feel............I mean really, how does it feel to know your vote was
wasted on the GOP. That's right..............it didn't mean a thing
because so many others voted contrary to you. Damn..........all that
getting to the polls and it didn't....even.....matter. Then again,
maybe you're one of those slugs that doesn't participate in the
democratic process,...just bitch about it.

[Charles H. Sampson]

Hey, Irish Mike (or whoever you are), this Obama voter thinks that
is really funny and would have been just as funny before the election.
I don't think you did it yourself, although that's possible, so how
about an attribution.

Charlie
--
Nobody in this country got rich on his own. You built a factory--good.
But you moved your goods on roads we all paid for. You hired workers we
all paid to educate. So keep a big hunk of the money from your factory.
But take a hunk and pay it forward. Elizabeth Warren (paraphrased)

[Charles H. Sampson]

Charles H. Sampson <csam...@inetworld.net> wrote:

> Irish Mike <black...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > ...

> >
> > Though the Obama campaign has denied it, many Beltway observers have
> > said the advertisements are retaliation for the Romney camp's highly
> > controversial ad, "Boom," which accuses the president of being the
> > fertilizer bomb that destroyed an Oklahoma City federal building in
> > 1995. theonion.com/articles/romney-murdered-jonbenet-ramsey-new-obama-
> > campaign,29114/
> >
>

> Hey, Irish Mike (or whoever you are), this Obama voter thinks that
> is really funny and would have been just as funny before the election.
> I don't think you did it yourself, although that's possible, so how
> about an attribution.
>

O. k., on second reading I spotted the attribution squished up into
the last paragraph. Maybe I was just laughing too hard.

Charles

[Tom]

I kinda wish Idiot Mike would surface, just so I can rub the election
results in his face.

Tom

[trotsky]

That particular sockpuppet might be played out.

[Professor Bubba]

In article
<31c030aa-3574-4e56...@r5g2000yqo.googlegroups.com>, Tom

I think he may have thrown himself off the Bridge to Nowhere.

[Tom]

On Nov 13, 9:48 pm, Professor Bubba <bu...@nowhere.edu.invalid> wrote:
> In article
> <31c030aa-3574-4e56-a19a-6292f8e23...@r5g2000yqo.googlegroups.com>, Tom

Well played, sir!

Tom

[Rich]

Professor Bubba <bu...@nowhere.edu.invalid> wrote in
news:131120122248151042%bu...@nowhere.edu.invalid:

>>
>> I kinda wish Idiot Mike would surface, just so I can rub the election
>> results in his face.
>
>
> I think he may have thrown himself off the Bridge to Nowhere.

If by the end of this 4 year term the economy is worse or no better, will
the blacks and latinos and white trash on perpetual welfare continue to
vote to Democrats? You BET they will!!

[Irish Mike]

On Nov 14, 11:22 am, Bill Steele <w...@cornell.edu> wrote:
> In article
> <e7c6d919-5ba6-4fe4-9bd8-48fd8afb3...@g7g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,
>  Irish Mike <w...@gobot.com> wrote:
>
> > If you voted for Obama, you doomed your nation...
>
> If you replied to Irish Mike, you doomed your newsgroup to more trolling.

Please, don't flatter yourself. I mean don't flatter your newsgroup.
And don't trim my xposting. Xposting, spam and trolling are what helps
keep Usenet (barely) alive. Anyways, with Obama still in office and
winter coming on, I will spiral into a deep state of near hibernatic
depression as this once great nation plummets into an abyss of
economic ruin.

Irish Mike

Dear Obama voters, thanks for destroying America. The 20th century was
her heyday. The early 21st century will be her doomsday. Mark my
words.

[Huck Kennedy]

On Nov 14, 1:57 pm, Irish Mike <w...@gobot.com> wrote:
>
> Dear Obama voters, thanks for destroying America. The 20th century was
> her heyday. The early 21st century will be her doomsday. Mark my
> words.

Irish whiskey. It's a helluva drug!

Huck

[trotsky]

On 11/14/12 2:57 PM, Irish Mike wrote:
> On Nov 14, 11:22 am, Bill Steele <w...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>> In article
>> <e7c6d919-5ba6-4fe4-9bd8-48fd8afb3...@g7g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,
>> Irish Mike <w...@gobot.com> wrote:
>>
>>> If you voted for Obama, you doomed your nation...
>>
>> If you replied to Irish Mike, you doomed your newsgroup to more trolling.
>
> Please, don't flatter yourself. I mean don't flatter your newsgroup.
> And don't trim my xposting. Xposting, spam and trolling are what helps
> keep Usenet (barely) alive. Anyways, with Obama still in office and
> winter coming on, I will spiral into a deep state of near hibernatic
> depression as this once great nation plummets into an abyss of
> economic ruin.

Indubitably--your credentials as an anonymous piece of trash on Usenet
precede you.

[J. Hugh Sullivan]

On Wed, 14 Nov 2012 12:57:19 -0800 (PST), Irish Mike <wx...@gobot.com>
wrote:

>On Nov 14, 11:22=A0am, Bill Steele <w...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>> In article
>> <e7c6d919-5ba6-4fe4-9bd8-48fd8afb3...@g7g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,

>> =A0Irish Mike <w...@gobot.com> wrote:
>>
>> > If you voted for Obama, you doomed your nation...
>>
>> If you replied to Irish Mike, you doomed your newsgroup to more trolling.
>
>Please, don't flatter yourself. I mean don't flatter your newsgroup.
>And don't trim my xposting. Xposting, spam and trolling are what helps
>keep Usenet (barely) alive. Anyways, with Obama still in office and
>winter coming on, I will spiral into a deep state of near hibernatic
>depression as this once great nation plummets into an abyss of
>economic ruin.
>
>Irish Mike

Obie is nothing more than a minor challenge. I suspect I can handle
what he does better than many people. Once the working middle class
gets stomped on I can sit back and watch them take it to Obie. Since
Nam I never expected this country to recover anyhow.

I don't have depression but I'm told by several people that I cause
it.

Hugh

[bkn...@conramp.net]

On Wed, 14 Nov 2012 12:57:19 -0800 (PST), Irish Mike <wx...@gobot.com>
wrote:

Like we marked them for the election? OK.....LMAO.

[suzeeq]

Irish Mike wrote:
> On Nov 14, 11:22 am, Bill Steele <w...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>> In article
>> <e7c6d919-5ba6-4fe4-9bd8-48fd8afb3...@g7g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,
>> Irish Mike <w...@gobot.com> wrote:
>>
>>> If you voted for Obama, you doomed your nation...
>> If you replied to Irish Mike, you doomed your newsgroup to more trolling.
>
> Please, don't flatter yourself. I mean don't flatter your newsgroup.
> And don't trim my xposting. Xposting, spam and trolling are what helps
> keep Usenet (barely) alive. Anyways, with Obama still in office and
> winter coming on, I will spiral into a deep state of near hibernatic
> depression as this once great nation plummets into an abyss of
> economic ruin.
>
> Irish Mike

Heh. Crossposting is what drives people away from usenet.