> American Horror House (Siffy Saturday) - I only saw the last hour of
> this, but I thought this was pretty good for Siffy Saturday:
Agreed.
it was
> plenty gory enough,
Far more gore than I would typically expect to see on SyFy.
and actually (like "Vlad"!) sported a relatively
> decent storyline. Of course, however, the ending sucked, but that's
> starting to be expected with most horror movies these days.
I wouldn't say it sucked, but they definitely stretched out the last 2
or 3 minutes given how obvious it was by that point.
>
> Recorded for later: Hex.
>
I had to reluctantly delete Hex unwatched. My DVR's capacity is in the
70s. At this point, I'm basically in triage and tough choices must be made.
I watched:
The Haunting Hour – “Grampires” A brother and sister visit their
grandfather (Christopher Lloyd) in a retirement community and find that
he and everyone else there are vampires. It’s up to their “Grampire” to
keep them from being eaten by his hungry neighbors. This was one of the
worst episodes of The Haunting Hour ever. So the plan was to murder and
eat the kids the vamps didn’t think that would draw attention to
themselves? And given their community was apparently self-sufficient
why were they *so* eager to eat those kids anyway. Not that the kids
had much to be afraid of given the vamps dusted so ridiculously easily.
All they had to do was wave something pointy in their general
direction and they’d turn to dust.
That Guy Who Was in That Thing (Showtime) – Pretty good documentary
featuring various character actors (Xander Berkeley, Bruce Davison,
Timothy Omundson, Rick Worthy, Gregory Itzin, Zeljko Ivanek, etc.)
talking about their careers and what’s it’s like to be a famous
face/working actor in Hollywood. They were refreshingly candid about
how they’re treated (lack of respect and being forced to audition
despite their impressive resumes) by the studios. They included
interesting details like showing one of Zeljko's contracts which
specified the producers had to spell his name correctly; and how one
actor got fired and replaced for holding out for a single card credit.
There was also a fun segment about how everyone does Star Trek, often
multiple times across multiple shows.
Grimm “The Bottle Imp” – Based on the name I was expecting some kind of
genie but it turned out to be a standard procedural episode. It passed
the time.
Beauty and the Beast – This has already been talked to death. I’ll just
echo that Kristin Kreuk is not believable as a tough NYPD detective.
Law and Order SVU – “Twenty-Five Acts" In an episode ripped from the
best sellers list, Roger Bart plays a masochist on trial for assaulting
the author of a Fifty Shades of Grey type book. The episode would have
been better without an unnecessary subplot dealing with who wrote the book.
Prometheus (blu-ray) I actually sat through it again for the Ridley
Scott commentary track. I had questions I wanted answered (it literally
says on the cover, "Questions Will Be Answered" and I was willing to
suffer through it again to get those answers. First, you can skip the
37 minutes worth of deleted scenes because no questions are answered in
any of those. As to the commentary, Scott starts off the track by
talking about how he designed the alien spaceship to be
aerodynamic...I'll cut to the chase and say no questions were answered
on the commentary either. Although at a certain point Scott started to
rant about the studio trying to interfere and asking him questions about
the plot, which he found insulting given all the movies he's made and
how he has 3 films in the Library of Congress. Yes, he actually said
that. I won't bother with the writer's commentary. At this point I
don't care if it answers any questions.
The typical experience of someone watching Prometheus looking for answers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avXZVgzLP68
The Tall Man (Netflix Rental) Jessica Biel and Jodelle Ferland star in
this thriller about a town coping with the mysterious disappearance of
many of their children which is blamed on The Tall Man. The first hour,
while not good more or less held my interest and then seemed to wrap
everything up. But instead of ending, the movie kept going and going
and went from bad to worse.