Favorite Quotes from Beavis & Butthead
makar...@gallua.gallaudet.edu
love it, too and am curious about what some of your favorite quotes from the
show are. Some of mine that come to mind immediately are:
(Butthead composing a haiku): That was cool, huh huh
When we killed that frog, huh huh
He won't croak again
Butthead: Those better be chicks, they're giving me a woodrow.
Beavis (while nearly drowining in a shark tank): hey, Butthead, this sucks!
I'm sure I'll think of many more later-- BTW I prefer Beavis as well.
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Butthead (watching a courtroom scene in a video on TV): The prostitution rests!
Butthead: It's high noon on my sundial!
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John Neuharth
Good quote (on tonight...)
B&B are eating food from 7-11...
Clerk : You gonna pay for that?
Butthead : I guess.
Clerk : You guessed right!
Butthead : Oh yeah, what do I win?
B&B : heh heh huh heh ...
Aaron Dickey
> I was very happy to see a number of entries tonight on "Beavis & Butthead."
> love it, too and am curious about what some of your favorite quotes from the
> show are. Some of mine that come to mind immediately are:
>
> (Butthead composing a haiku): That was cool, huh huh
> When we killed that frog, huh huh
> He won't croak again
How exactly did Beavis's go? Something like Huh m huh huh m...
> Beavis (while nearly drowining in a shark tank): hey, Butthead, this sucks!
Butthead anytime he says, "<whatever> in the name of all that which does
not suck."
The entire "In a Big Country" sequence: "This is like an Irish Spring
Commercial..."Aye, I'm stronger than I care t' be!!!!"...It's a
manly-esque soap, but Beavis likes it too!"
> I'm sure I'll think of many more later-- BTW I prefer Beavis as well.
Beavis is more brain-damaged that than Butt-head is. Beavis is
reactionary, Butthead is an instigator. (Hey, I think I found a thesis.)
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Amanda Bunkley
>
>Beavis (while nearly drowining in a shark tank): hey, Butthead, this sucks!
>
>I'm sure I'll think of many more later-- BTW I prefer Beavis as well.
>
>- Noah D. "Ace" Karchmer
"Breaking the law...Breaking the law..." Beavis and Butthead
Butthead: "That drummer has lights coming out of his butt."
Beavis: "Lights are cool."
Butthead: "Yeah. Especially when they're coming out of a butt."
I'll think of more later..
Butthead rules
Mandi
Mitchell L. Hewitt
afternoon"
How about the recent variation of "Breakin' the law..."
"Washin' the dog...Washin' the dog"
I happen to prefer Butt-head. I swear I've actually seen people that look
like him too.
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Christopher Blaise
watched it! Seems everyone else thinks it sucks (heh heh)...
Favorite quotes:
Butthead: "Don't make me kick your ass again!" (various)
Butthead: "I think this is Joey Buttafucco's sing-song." (during
Winger's _17_ video).
Butthead: "Dude...we're there!" (various)
Beavis: "How many times do I have to say this? I hate videos with words!"
(REM's _Pop Song_?)
Butthead: "Ugh..it's Diarhera!" (Doria episode)
TTYL
Chris
unknown
"It's a poodle so set it to 'delicate'" Butthead
paul
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B&B watching a Nelson video:
Beavis: Hey! Hey Butthead! Those chicks grandfather is Ozzy Osbourne!
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Chris Bovitz
I don't know which one of them said these, but...
"Shut up, assmunch."
"I hate things that suck."
Chris
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Jason W. Nyberg
/ When we killed that frog, huh huh
/ He won't croak again
/
/Butthead: Those better be chicks, they're giving me a woodrow.
/
/Beavis (while nearly drowining in a shark tank): hey, Butthead, this sucks!
"Ahem! Uhhh, could you like, pick your butt with your nose?
That's not a man. That's not even a boy. It's... Boy George.
Beavis:The future sucks! Change it!
Butthead: I may be cool, but I can't change the future.
Diarhea, cha cha cha, diarhea cha cha cha!
Beavis:Why are you so interested in my butt?
Butthead:Uhhhh, Have you heard the new XXXX album? (XXX=unknown)
We pruned your house!"
I loved the scene when they are dancing to a bobby brown video...
Any women out there who like this show? Every female (all two of them)
I know that have seen the show leave the room when it comes on. For some
reason I don't think that women see the show the same way a guy does,
I just don't get it... :)
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Louis Koziarz
"Hey, he's got a drive-thru thing on"
"I'd like a Quarter Pounder, and twenty girls in tight pants"
"Drive through, please"
Inane show, but the quotes are worth it.
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Bobby Tribble
<licking frog> "Mmm, tastes like chicken!" <eyebrows raise>
"We'll have to charge you extra, sir. We pruned your house too."
"Liar.."
"Fire?"
"Liar.."
"Fire? Fire, fire!"
"Let's go to Stewart's house and mow stuff."
<said at title at the beginning of video>
"Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers!"
<said at title at the end of video>
"Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers!"
"Those fish are peeing on his face."
"Hey, Beavis. Do you know what Joey Buttafucco means?"
(hm, I know there's better ones, but none of them are coming to mind...)
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>In article <C9usr...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> pout...@mace.cc.purdue.edu (unknown) writes:
>>In article <C9un2...@news.udel.edu> abun...@bach.udel.edu (Amanda Bunkley) writes:
>>>>Butthead: Those better be chicks, they're giving me a woodrow.
>>>>
>>>>Beavis (while nearly drowining in a shark tank): hey, Butthead, this sucks!
>>>>
>>>>I'm sure I'll think of many more later-- BTW I prefer Beavis as well.
>>>>
>>>>- Noah D. "Ace" Karchmer
>>>
>>>"Breaking the law...Breaking the law..." Beavis and Butthead
>>>
>>>Butthead: "That drummer has lights coming out of his butt."
>>>Beavis: "Lights are cool."
>>>Butthead: "Yeah. Especially when they're coming out of a butt."
>>>
>>>I'll think of more later..
>>>
>>>Butthead rules
>>>
>>>Mandi
>>"It's a poodle so set it to 'delicate'" Butthead
>I don't know which one of them said these, but...
>"Shut up, assmunch."
Butthead, during a Hole video. They sing, "Liar", but Beavis thinks she said
"fire" and is yelling out "Fire! Fire! Fire!", so Butthead can't hear.
>"I hate things that suck."
:) A truly classic line.
>Chris
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Butthead: " Is that near Ft. Nuts ? uh,huh,huh..."
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|> "Liar.."
|> "Fire?"
|> "Liar.."
|> "Fire? Fire, fire!"
Butthead: "They're saying 'liar', assmunch!!"
Beavis: "Are you calling me a liar?
Butthead: "No, I'm calling you a waste of bum wipe"
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both: (Laughing hysterically... like usual, but more vigorously)
"H-h-h-he said p-p-p-penis!"
(more laughing)
Beavis: "Pushin little daisies and make 'em come up! Pushin little daisies
and make 'em come up!" (from some very strange song)
Butthead: "Woah! We're heroes. We saved a life!"
Beavis: "Yeah, heh heh, and we got $11 out of his shorts, heh heh heh!"
Butthead: "Screaming is cool!"
Beavis: "Yeah! heh heh! Aaahhh! Aaaaaaahhhh!"
Oh yeah, and my favorite from last nite...
Butthead: "Try the morphine... It's excellent today."
Stacy Finkelstein
them to sign the papers and then said something like...
"oh I see you assigned ranks to your names. Which one is Major Woody? (and
the other one was Private Parts).
I thought it was cute. I don't watch them that much but everytime I watch it
with my brother he is literally rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.
my $.02
-Stacy
Christopher Blaise
> Beavis: "Pushin little daisies and make 'em come up! Pushin little daisies
> and make 'em come up!" (from some very strange song)
The actual song (from Ween) uses the word "daisies". Beavis uses
the word "pansies". :)
TTYL
Chris
Philippe Vezina
When watching the Edie Brickel video (she's married to Paul Simon in real
life).....
ButtHead: This chick's married to that old guy from South Africa..
Beavis: Yeah, huh huh, that guy that used to be in the Beatles....
Butthead: Yeah, he's really old.....
Bobby Tribble
> > Beavis: "Pushin little daisies and make 'em come up! Pushin little daisies
> > and make 'em come up!" (from some very strange song)
>
> The actual song (from Ween) uses the word "daisies". Beavis uses
> the word "pansies". :)
But in "One" he does say "daisies" and Butthead says "That's not funny!"
"une."
"Weenie."
"This is like school."
"This is art. This means something."
"Yeah. Something stupid."
"How many times do I have to say this? I hate videos with words!"
"What does that say?"
"It says pop... Pop Tarts!"
"I like the cherry ones."
"This guy kicks ass."
"Yeah, he could kick our ass!"
"Hey Butt-head, what were we born to do?"
"Uh... huh huh..."
"Honey, I shrunk that dorky rock singer that wears a wig."
"Don't forget to scrub your weiner!"
"We're neutered!!!"
"The future sucks. Change it!"
"I'm pretty cool Beavis, but I can't change the future."
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! =)
Telly Mavroidis
Beavis: Ozzy bit the head off a cow.
Butthead: Yeah, milk poured out of its neck.
While watching a different video:
Butthead: Is this video in the future?
Beavis: Yeah, change it.
Butthead: I'm pretty cool Beavis, but I can't vhange the future.
This show is cool uh huh m uh.
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Charles Hagen
The boys, musing about whether a Culture Club video takes place in the future:
BEAVIS: The future sucks! Change it!!
BUTTHEAD: I'm cool Beavis, but I can't change the future.
Also....
Butthead to customer ordering food at "Burger World" drive in:
"Shut up!! Shut up!!...we're like...closed or something."
--for some reason this kills me, probably 'cause I'd like to be able to say
it to people who bug me at work.
Of course the rantings of their teacher are always good for a laugh (ie. MR.
BUTTHEAD, DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES!!)
Of course this is mainly due to the fact that his dialogue is modeled on that
of the drill seargent from "Full Metal Jacket"--and almost everything that
guy uttered was both quotable and hilarious.
-f
Matt Ackeret
very funny.. One of my friends said he'd seen some previous episodes and
thought this was funnier. Maybe it was because he was watching it with
a group. I can't put it into words but this seems like one of the things
that's funnier watching with a group of people.
ANYHOW, there was a video that we saw, and I don't remember if it
was DURING Beavis & Butthead, or after, in MTV's new & recycled daily version
of 120 Minutes. (I just think it was funny they had a daily alternative music
show on for a few years, then go down to only having 120 minutes on Sunday
nights, now apparently they have a daily show on again!)
The video basically had a giant pig playing stand up bass(*) with
circus performers in the background. In terms of weirdness in a video
(and not stupidity/grossness), this has got to take the cake. It's the most
bizarre video I've ever seen.
WHO was this by?
(*) - I might be using the wrong term. I don't know as much about music as
I wish I knew.. The big pig was playing a "giant violin".
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> The video basically had a giant pig playing stand up bass(*) with
>circus performers in the background. In terms of weirdness in a video
>(and not stupidity/grossness), this has got to take the cake. It's the most
>bizarre video I've ever seen.
That's right, the pig was playing an upright, acoustic bass, and was using
a bow (instead of plucking). The song was "Mr. Krinkle" or something like
that. Really neat video. The background circus thing was taken in one
continuous shot, and it was very elaborate. It looked like they just used
a blue screen to superimpose the pig, though (there was some noise around
his edges).
keith
<jima>
>Any women out there who like this show? Every female (all two of them)
>I know that have seen the show leave the room when it comes on. For some
>reason I don't think that women see the show the same way a guy does,
>I just don't get it... :)
Well, my room-mate watches it, and she loves it. (For some reason,
the little weinerheads make us laugh.)
I also love some of the non-B&B quotes on the show:
"Stay tuned, as Beavis & Butthead burn things and blow stuff up!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not a ... oh. Yeah. I'll see what I can
do."
(and that Sally Struthers bit, as B&B switch channels from an "All
In The Family" episode, to a Sally Struthers commercial)
I also loved the police sketches that were shown on the TV after they
shot down the plane.
Announcer: Attention, home owners!
Butthead: Huh huh huh... Beavis, are you listening?
The touching subject of anal electrocution ("50,000 volts
up the butt!"):
Beavis: What's that feel like?
Butthead: Ask your dad.
The classroom shot where B&B are smacking each other's hands with a
ruler and a book. Watching that, you can't help but think, "Boy, are these
guys stupid."
The whole Spanish class sequence:
Teacher: Senor Butthead, como es Juan?
Butthead: Uhhhh..... burrito.
Teacher: No no... Senor Beavis, como es Juan?
Beavis: Uhhhhh... spaghetti.
Butthead (after getting his face pounded into the pavement):
That was not cool.
Butthead: Uh, excuse me sir... where's the dude with 2 butts?
Butthead's my fave. (My roomie claims that Beavis looks like some
kind of dinosaur.)
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The song is called "Mr. Krinkle" and it's by Primus, who are on
the Lollapalooza tour. Their last video was pretty weird, too; it's
called "My Name is Mud", and the lead singer looks like he just walked
out of the movie "Deliverance" . Great sound with a lead bass, IMHO .
Brenda Fogel
>Any women out there who like this show? Every female (all two of them)
>I know that have seen the show leave the room when it comes on. For some
>reason I don't think that women see the show the same way a guy does,
>I just don't get it... :)
>
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Well Jason, I watch B&B every night at 7, (or 7:30 can't
rememeber but if I'm home its on), 10, and 11, also for the 11:00
show I call my friend (or she calls) me who is in summer school in college
and we watch it toghether and laugh hysterically on the phone also
if we are both home on time for the 7 o'clock one we do the same
thing (you would not want to see my phone bill I talk to her EVERY
day) BTW her fave line is one that I haven't seen but I'd love to:
B&B are watching some Wilson Phillips video and the large one(she's
a Wilson) picks up the phone and I don't know if it was Beavis or
Butthead(probably Butthead) says "Hello Weight Watchers" and I now
have a tendency to say "FIRE" whenever there is smoke or fire or
I hear the word liar. I like Beavis 'cause I think its cool when
he actually says more than Uh,Huh,HUH,Uh,Huh,Uh,Uh,Huh,HUh
Brenda
-who is quite female
M.D.B.
>Any women out there who like this show? Every female (all two of them)
>I know that have seen the show leave the room when it comes on. For some
>reason I don't think that women see the show the same way a guy does,
>I just don't get it... :)
>
Well, I'm of the female persuasion and I love it. Oddly
enough, I remember a few guys from junior high/high school
who were much like B&B in appearance, thought (or lack thereof)
and action, and they used to be pretty entertaining as well.
"Uhh...We have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry." - Butthead
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Kevin Thomas
>Army recruiter: " I can get you assigned to Ft. Dix . "
>Butthead: " Is that near Ft. Nuts ? uh,huh,huh..."
Butthead
(after getting pounded into the pavement and before getting
pounded into the pavement again):
"Hey baby, wanna wrestle?"
Watching some video with "babe" in it:
"Come to Butthead"
Butthead's my fave. uh-huh-uh-huh
Beavis is great at Haiku.
_ROTFL_
Kevin
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Butthead: I wish I had a face on my butt
Beavis: Yeah, then you could sneeze in your underwear
Transvestite in Duran Duran video
Butthead: That's one of those Transformer guys!
Butthead: How do you please to these charges (about to kill the grasshopper)
and of course, the entire sex ed class w/the ex-Marine DI teacher
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laughing for a week under threat of expulsion from school, and then they were
sent to the sex ed class--I swear they looked like their heads were going
to explode!!! I mean, the looks on their faces looked like someone who had
to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!
:-)
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