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Subject: Re: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??)
Date: Wed, 7 Nov 2012 14:09:04 -0700
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
> 
> First, check out what kensi said:
> 
> 
>> 
>> On 02/11/2012 2:37 AM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> On Fri, 02 Nov 2012 01:51:31 -0400, _kookmeister_ (Pie Gurl)
>>> P...@yahoo.calm WINNER - KOTM July 2012 wrote:
>>> 
>>>> lying kunt.
>>> 
>>> Proof, kooky? Misogynistic slur noted, BTW, kooky. You, like Greg
>>> Hall, really hate professional women in traditionally
>>> male-dominated fields -- that much is disgustingly apparent.
>> 
>> Particularly astrophysicists. They seem to *especially* hate female
>> astrophysicists, for some reason. In all my years of working in that
>> field I'd never once been called an "ASStrophysicist", not even by
>> the dirt people (that'd be the Department of Geology to you
>> non-academics in the audience), until I met the usenet kook brigade.
> 
> You smell like Woolite and fabric softener.  I wondered where you'd
> been... did you miss me too?
> 
> <SNIIIIIIFFFFF!>
> 
> 
> 
>>>> do not fret, paula... i am working at _my_ pace on a whole package
>>>> of your shit, in refuttdin' your flatout contradictory futtockin'
>>>> :-----------------D
>>> 
>>> KoOkThReAt!! :)
>> 
>> Illucid ko0kthr3at at that. My guess, and I emphasize that this is
>> only 
>> a guess, is that what he's threatening to do is drop another giant
>> screedbomb in lots of random newsfroups.
>> 
>>>> the bossman having as many of the street cans brought to
>>>> depot and stacked, with emergency baggage issued in lieu. unlike
>>>> you - well, your claim - i was well off the predicted path for the
>>>> storm 
>>> 
>>> By roughly the width of the planet you immigrated to from whichever
>>> alien world it is that births weirdos like you, kook.
>> 
>> LOL
>> 
>> Speaking of alien worlds, where the hell is ALIEN/hay/VISITOR lately?
>> For that matter where the hell are *you*? I've been up to my ass in
>> alligators between academic responsibilities, cleanup, volunteering
>> with the cleanup, clogged public transit, gas lines if you don't
>> take public transit, and the power still being unreliable, but so
>> far as I'm aware you've got no excuse. Yet it's been just Andrew and
>> Phoenix vs. an army of drooling k00ks for the past while, from what
>> I can see. 
> 
> Nads has been cowering in a hamper somewhere.
> 
> 
> 
>>> Let me get this straight. Though you're an unemployably-insane
>>> raving lunatic, you claim to have a "bossman" that pays by the
>>> hour? Does this "job" of yours involve bending over and thinking of
>>> England, by any chance, kooky?
>> 
>> Ewwww.
>> 
>> *snicker*
>> 
>>> Well, I guess an obsessed raving lunatic has to pay for his internet
>>> access *somehow* if he's to rant on Usenet all night about his
>>> obsessions, and it sure as hell isn't going to be by getting a
>>> *normal* job...
>> 
>> Huh. I'd always just assumed he kind of slunk around Adelaide in a
>> big trenchcoat, lurking in dark alleys where he'd open the front of
>> the coat and whip out his battered old POS Gateway craptop and mooch
>> off the WiFi coming from the McDonald's up the street. :P
>> 
>>>> that THAT is real life paula... not the drama queen shit you posted
>>> 
>>> Kensi didn't post any "drama queen" shit. That'd be you. Remember
>>> "I just don't fskn' *believe*!"? You basically pulled a
>>> Rumpelstiltskin there, stamping your widdle feets until you broke
>>> in half and disappeared (only to show up days later with a new nym
>>> pretending to be someone different) when you couldn't get your own
>>> way (which, IIRC, was you wanted Ray Banana to kick someone off
>>> E-S, just on your say-so, who hadn't violated that server's AUP,
>>> and of course Ray said no). You pitched a truly memorable, 600-line
>>> hissy fit and crossposted it to half of Usenet, remember? You kooky
>>> drama queen. 
>> 
>> Oh, that was absolutely *hilarious*! I'ma gonna dredge up that old
>> post from the H-K archive later and reread it just for laughs. I'd
>> *never* seen a tantrum like that from an allegedly grown man before.
>> :) 
> 
> That's more ironic than a class 1A supernova.
> 
> 
> 
> 
>>> And what kensi did post about the storm was caused by *the storm*.
>>> It hit the city she lives in. She didn't post about it because of
>>> *you*, you narcissistic little freak. Not everything in the world
>>> revolves around you, no matter what you think, you insane fuckwit.
>> 
>> I object! There's never been any conclusive proof of these scurrilous
>> allegations of Murphy ever perpetrating an act of thinking. ;)
>> 
>>> Earth to Murphy, Earth to Murphy, Reality called and she says she
>>> wants you to go to the toy store and buy a bag of marbles to
>>> replace the ones you've lost.
>> 
>> ROTFL!!
>> 
>>> And if that would be evidence *for* your theory of sockpuppetry,
>>> then the negation of that is evidence *against* it, per Bayes's
>>> Theorem. 
>> 
>> Oooh, I love it when someone other than me knows about Bayes's
>> Theorem! :) 
>> 
>>> What does that last little bubble of retardation even *mean*,
>>> kooky? Care to explain it in plain English? WTF is a "tinman act"?
>> 
>> I doubt if he knows himself, Nadegda. :P
>> 
>>>> you should have stuck to your "hanging siding" bullshit...
>>> 
>>> Please post a mid where kensi said anything about hanging siding.
>> 
>> He's probably ko0kily conflating me with Phoenix again, somewhere in
>> his empty little head.
>> 
>>>> and taken "kensi" for a tour to london on the concorde...!
>>> 
>>> Flights out of NYC were canceled when the storm was bearing down on
>>> the city, you fucking moron.
>> 
>> Someone might also want to tell ko0ky Murphy that the Concorde was
>> retired years ago.
>> 
>>> She couldn't avoid it that way. Also, it would be a fucking
>>> expensive way to avoid a storm that nearly everybody survived with,
>>> at worst, property damage and inconvenience. How many died? One in
>>> a hundred thousand New York City residents or fewer. She takes a
>>> bigger chance every time she goes anywhere near the city's car
>>> traffic FFS, which 
>>> is probably at least five days a week.
>> 
>> Oh, don't remind me. I could tell you a few horror stories.
>> 
>>> "how much glue did that Murphy g00n huff in childhood?!".
>> 
>> I actually tried to calculate it once, plugging in such parameters as
>> Murphy's off-the-charts illucidity, some of his goofier conspiracy
>> theories, and various other data, but the number that I got out was
>> roughly three thousand times the total estimated world production of
>> glue, ever, so he pretty much has to have huffed something a lot
>> stronger, at least on occasion. It's a mathematical certainty.
>> 
>> *snicker*
>> 
>>> What's with the kooky duplicate sig separators with no actual sig,
>>> Murphy? "Borken software detected", perhaps?
>> 
>> B0rken wetware would be my guess.
>> 
>>> EIGHT froups? How kooky. And you snecked AUK again, you coward.
>> 
>> He's escalating towards another sizable meltdown, isn't he? Soon the
>> massive multiposts to 20 or more froups will begin.
>> 
>>> Fix0red, of course. And I quoted every single screedy line you
>>> wrote. So everyone in AUK gets to point and laugh at the nutty
>>> monkey Murphy despite your attempt to hide from the all-seeing,
>>> kook-finding gaze of auk.
>> 
>> LOL!
>> 
>>> NOMINATION: Murphy for November's Kook of the Month, Loony Maroon,
>>> Coward of the Month, *and* Chernobyl Award for today's
>>> multiple-post kookout... 
>> 
>> Seconded, seconded, seconded, *and* seconded, for fuck's sake. What a
>> g00fball!
> 
> You might find this link helpful:
> 
> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100114023440AA6cxec


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